- Chuck Berry's song "Memphis, Tennessee", which became a big hit for Johnny Rivers under the title "Memphis" ("Long distance information, give me Memphis, Tennessee"), sounds like the singer is trying to call his girlfriend Marie, who was separated from him by a disapproving mother ("But we were pulled apart because her mom did not agree"). That is, until the final verse, where the singer tells the operator that "Marie is only six years old", revealing that she's his daughter, and the family was split up by the wife/girlfriend.
- When Gilbert O Sullivan sings to "Clair" about their love and their age difference, you know he's singing to a younger girl. But then he says "Get back into bed. Can't you see that it's late. No you can't have a drink...." and discloses that he's her babysitter.
- Given away somewhat by the title of the song, "Fucker" by Eels seems like such a sweet song until: "Something about you / Something about spending the afternoon asleep in your arms / I hate you / Fucker."
- The Long Winters' "The Commander Thinks Aloud" is a relaxing if slightly trippy-sounding track with happy, mildly space-themed lyrics. The last line changes the tone of the song from serene and hopeful to shocked and helpless as it's repeated over and over, with absolutely no change in key.
The crew compartment's breaking up...
- Pink Floyd on the album The Wall:
"Oh, He hung up! That's your residence, right? I wonder why he hung up? Is there supposed to be someone else there besides your wife there to answer?""See he keeps hanging up, and it's a man answering."
- The Protomen include a Reveal towards the end of their first album on the track "The Stand (Man or Machine)"
You came to avenge your brother's death. But here he stands, in the shadow of the man you've come to destroy.
- Another one occurs in "The Sons of Fate", when the gathered crowd of humanity "reassures" Megaman after he's forced to kill Protoman.
- "The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway: Something's changed, it's not your face! It's mine! It's mine!"
- Metallica's "Wherever I May Roam" sounds like it's being sung from the point of view of a man who is constantly traveling, probably as a musician. Then it's revealed he was dead all along.
Where ever I may roam
Carved upon my stone
"A body lies, but still I roam"
- Randy Travis' country song, Three Wooden Crosses, is a song about four strangers (a farmer, a teacher, a preacher and a prostitute) whose paths cross when they all ride a bus together, bound for Mexico. When the bus is hit by a semi, all but one of the four die that day, and we're given this set-up:
That farmer left a harvest, a home and eighty acres,The faith an' love for growin' things in his young son's heart.An' that teacher left her wisdom in the minds of lots of children:Did her best to give 'em all a better start.An' that preacher whispered: "Can't you see the Promised Land?"As he laid his blood-stained bible in that hooker's hand.
That's the story that our preacher told last Sunday.As he held that blood-stained bible up,For all of us to see.He said: "Bless the farmer, and the teacher, an' the preacher;"Who gave this Bible to my mamma,"Who read it to me."
- Most of the remainder of the song is used to compound the lives that were tragically cut short, and to argue that the value of one's life is in the things one leaves behind. Then, at the very end, we get the real Wham Line
- Atmosphere's "Yesterday" tells the story of a man who thinks he catches a glimpse of someone who he hasn't seen in a while, presumably an ex. He spends the song reminiscing about everything he misses from the relationship. Then, toward the end of the song we get this line:
I thought I saw you yesterday
But I knew it wasn't you
Cause you passed away, dad.
So there it is, and I have to live with it
- In "The Waitress", he tells the story of a bum who constantly visits a cafe to see a woman. She treats him badly when he comes in, but she also notices his absence on the days he doesn't visit. She is the one woman who acknowledges his existence. It seems like he could be in love with the woman since his life seems to revolve around seeing her, then at the very end of the song he says
I had the chance to make a difference but I didn't.
In a cafe bathroom drinking free tap water
Thinking damn I should have been a better father to my daughter.
- The end of 2Pac's classic "Brenda's Got a Baby":
So now what's next? It ain't nothin' left to sell
So she sees sex as a way of leavin' hell
It's payin' the rent, so she really can't complain
"Prostitute Found Slain"
And Brenda's her name
She's got a baby.
- Typical in Tom Lehrer, provided you don't know the title or that his songs are comedic:
- "All the world seems in tune on a spring afternoon when we're poisoning pigeons in the park."
- The opening line: "I hold your hand in mine, dear, I press it to my lips/I take a healthy bite from your dainty fingertips."
- "In one word he told me the secret of success in mathematics: plagiarize."
- An indie band, Kirby Krackle, played a song called "Up, Up, Down, Down" which is basically about a random guy falling in love with a girl who plays video games. Turns out she's a cannibalistic murderer that's been stalking the guy for a while now. She kills him right after their first date and he sings about how he's dead.
I said we should do it againthat's when you stabbed me with a pen
- Done twice in R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet, the first time setting up exactly what kind of betrayal daisy-chain we're in store for, and the second time heralding Reverse Cerebus Syndrome:
Now pause the movie because what I'm about to say to y'all is so damn twisted! Not only is there a man in his cabinet, but the man...is a midget! Midget! Midget!
- Wilco's "She's a Jar". Sounds like a bittersweet love song, then the last line changes everything:
She's a jar, with a heavy lidMy pop quiz kidA sleepy kisser, a pretty warMy feelings hidShe begs me not to hit her
- Boudewijn de Groot:
Here I stand like a fool in my chamber gown
- "Eva" is told from the perspective of a God who creates Paradise. The last verse starts with:
I thought I could do anything.
When, by the barking of dogs, he was found days later
- The ending of his fairy tale song "De Kinderballade" ("The Children's Ballad"), about a fairy-like preteen girl and a prince-like preteen boy who elope together:
The pallid prince lied tainted in the corn, without his fairy
With his big dead eyes, he motionlessly stared upwards and
Slowly, the blood still seeped from a horrid cut.
- The Vocaloid song "Love Disease" is a perky little number about a girl who's just happy to be spending time with the guy she likes. Then, after they've spent the day together and she starts heading home, we're treated to these lines, which mark the point where things start to go downhill:
Look this way and call my name
But I guess that's just my wish
That's right, because you still
Don't even know my face.
In the 15th year my memories returned
- 15 Years of Pursuing a Cute Boy starts off sounding like a goofy Stalker With a Crush song, but then:
I remembered everything, and burst into tears
Because I remembered...
That you died 15 years ago.
We held each other's hands
- Another Vocaloid song by Gumi, "My Crush Was A Monster Boy", is about a girl who follows her crush home on the last day of school. Turns out he's raising a monster on an abandoned hill. Even so, she promises to keep his secret, and grows close to him over the summer. Then, on the last day of summer, we get this gem:
And got close
But just then!
The boy I had a crush on... was eaten by his monster!
- This is also immediately followed by the realization that by being eaten by the monster, the boy has become the monster. Hence the title of the song.
- From 'Coward of the County'': "But you could've heard a pin drop, when Tommy stopped and blocked the door." Made more effective because it was spoken, not sung, by Kenny Rogers. Tommy was about to beat up the three men who had raped his girlfriend. They laughed at him earlier, because he was thought to be "the coward of the county."
- "Behind Blue Eyes" by The Who sounds like it's mostly about self-pity. That is, until the second verse...
No one knows what it's like to feel these feelings/Like I do/And I blame you!
- "Rosetta Stoned" by Tool has an amusing example where the narrator describes his abduction by aliens and being told vast secrets of the universe:
Overwhelmed as one would be placed in my position...Such a heavy burden now to be the oneBorn to bear and bring to all the details of our ending.to write it down for all the world to see.But I forgot my pen...
- "What's Your Mama's Name", by Tanya Tucker, is about a man (named in the song as Buford Wilson) who is imprisoned after asking a little green-eyed girl what her mother's name was, offering her a piece of candy if she would tell. The people overhearing the conversation misconstrued his interest, and he was sent to prison for a month, suffering emotional ruin and dissolving into alcoholism. After the man died thirty years later, a letter was removed from his ragged jacket, revealing, in the song's final verse that the girl was his daughter, Buford having identified her by her eye colour (which was the same as his) and he was trying to confirm it by asking for her mother's name.
"Inside the old man's ragged coat, they found a faded letter. It said "You have a daughter, and her eyes are Wilson green"."
- One song appears to be about a mother offering her child advice and encouragement on his or her first day of kindergarten, including admonishing him or her not to cry. The final verses, repeated for effect, turn everything on its head.
No, Mommy doesn't always act this way, but it's my first day of kindergarten.
- "All Your Life", by The Band Perry: It's a sweet love song to a boyfriend, right up until "You could be the centerpiece of my obsession/If you would notice me at all".
- If you don't know the title, Michael Bublé's "Haven't Met You Yet" has a more upbeat one in the titular line. The first verse of the song sounds like Michael's lamenting a girl who he feels he should have done more to stay with, until it's revealed he's speaking in hypotheticals about his one true love. Examples:
I tried so very hard not to lose itI came up with a million excusesAnd I thought I'd thought of every possibilityAnd I know some day that itíll all turn outYou'll make me work so we can work to work it outAnd I promise you kid that I'll give so much more than I getI just haven't met you yet
- Sound Horizon's "Yield" at first sounds like a simple song about a lonely girl during the harvest season, albeit one with an odd passage about subtracting from an unstable number to bring back stability ([3-1+1-2]). Then comes the line revealing that the "sweet fruits" the girl is harvesting aren't actually fruit:
- Eminem is very good with these; "Stan" has a particular whammy one:
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge.And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid.And in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to.Come to think about it, his name was... it was you. Damn...
- Bruce Springsteen: In "My Father's House," the narrator, after having a nightmare, decides to reconcile with his estranged father. He drives all the way to his father's house, and is there greeted by an unfamiliar woman.
- Prince's B-Side "Another Lonely Christmas" - at first it just seems like the narrator spending Christmas Day alone reminiscing about an ex-girlfriend who he still loves, but the situation changes when:
Baby, you promised me you'd never leaveThen you died on the 25th day of December
- The Living Tombstone's "September." The entire song is about an amnesiac who wakes up to find everyone in his town dead. And just when you're least expecting it, the final stanza comes:
I just remembered
What happened in September
I'm the one who killed them all
I survived after the fall
- The Magnetic Fields have two songs with these on their album "69 Love Songs". 'Abigail, Belle of Kilronan' sounds like your average song about a couple breaking up or being torn apart. The lyrics are sad enough and talk about a time "when I come home, if I come home". Then we find out:
I'm off to the war but you can be sure,I will know you're what I'm fighting for.
- Then there's 'The One You Really Love' which sounds like a regular love song about a love triangle, with one party thinking about someone else... until the end of the song where we find out that 'the one you really love' is 'the corpse you really love'.
- The Arcade Fire song "(Antichrist Television Blues)" is about an amoral Stage Dad who forces his daughter to become a glorified stripper and uses his religion to justify his acts. The first verse of the song seems unconnected to the rest of the song, as it describes post-9/11 fear of working in buildings downtown that may be attacked by terrorists. The final lines bring it back full circle:
Do you know where I was at your age? Any idea where I was at your age?I was working downtown for the minimum wageand I'm not gonna let you just throw it all away!I'm through being cute, I'm through being nice
- Everything Else: In "Religion Song (Put Away The Gun)", the middle section sounds like a bigoted rant, claiming "There's no such thing as a Black Man/Asian/Woman/Christian/etc., but it is all turned around by the line "Because we're all the same."
- "Norwegian Wood" by The Beatles tells about one poor guy who goes home with a woman, drinks her wine, and is ultimately brushed off when she goes to sleep alone. The final line:
And when I awoke, I was alone. This bird had flown.So I lit a fire. Isn't it good? Norwegian wood.
- "Sk8r Boi" by Avril Lavigne seems to be a 3rd person story and you expect the girl to see the error of her ways and get together with the titular character until the bridge
Sorry girl you missed outWell tough luck that boy's mine now
- "Save Your Kisses for Me" by Brotherhood of Man:
Kisses for mesave all your kisses for me.Bye bye baby bye bye.Don't cry honey don't cry.Won't you save them for meeven though you're only three.
- The Offspring has a song from Rise and Fall, Rage and Grace called 'Hammerhead'. Most of the song sounds like it's from the point of view of a soldier or maybe a cop, but in the last few lines...
You can all hide behind your desks nowAnd you can cry, "teacher, come help me!'
- Harry Chapin's The Mayor of Candor Lied. A farm boy falls in love with the Mayor's daughter, who seems to be hell-bent on preventing them from getting together. The boy then stumbles upon the Mayor in the middle of an affair with the boy's own mother. He then attempts to use this as extortion against the Mayor, threatening his re-election campaign. The Mayor then proceeds to out maneuver the boy by sending his daughter to an out-of-country university, saying it's her own choice. The boy flies into a rage at this, but the Mayor simply points out that blackmail doesn't give him a moral high ground to proceed from and dares him to make good on his threat.
And as he stands there saying we're just two of a kind, it hits me like a thunderbolt exploding in my mind.As I look into his aged, wrinkled, leering mirror of my own faceHe laughs and sneers and says "Of course, dear son, where do you think you came from in the first place?"
- The Manic Street Preachers' Intense Humming of Evil is a disturbing account of the Holocaust (written by Richey Edwards as he was battling his personal demons) and the atrocities the Nazis inflicted upon the Jews, but the final line puts the song through a complete detour: "Churchill no different, wished the workers bled to a machine."
- In "A Day in the Life" by The Beatles: "He blew his mind out in a car ..." The moment you know the song is far darker than most previous Beatles works and the moment you realize this will be quite ... different.
- Simon & Garfunkel:
He freely gave to charity, he had the common touchAnd they were grateful for his patronage, and they thanked him very muchSo my mind was filled with wonder when the evening headlines read"Richard Cory went home last night and put a bullet through his head.
- "Richard Cory", based on the poem by E. A. Robinson, about a man who seems to have it all, and who the narrator desperately wants to be:
Now the sun has come to EarthShrouded in a mushroom cloud of death.
- "The Sun is Burning". They start out rhapsodizing about a beautiful day in suburbia in peaceful, mellow tones. Although the peaceful melody remains to the end, the lyrics take a sudden dark turn with the fourth verse:
- In Miranda Lambert's song "Over You", the chorus "You went away/How dare you/I miss you/They say I'll be okay/But I'm not going to/Ever get over you" implies a typical break-up song, and most of the lyrics fit with that. Then comes the the last stanza: "It really sinks in, you know/When I see it written in stone." It's followed by the chorus one last time, but now we know that it's about mourning a boyfriend who died.
- LeAnn Rimes's "Probably Wouldn't Be This Way" sounds like the narrator's moving on from a failed relationship. But its Wham Line reveals that the previous boyfriend has died: "You oughta see the way these people look at me / When they see me out here talking to this stone".
- "One Last Time" by Dusty Drake also sounds at first like an ordinary breakup song, until the final verse:
He said, "Honey, I've gotta go"She said, "Don't you dare hang upThere's so many things I need to sayI love you so much"It was almost like she felt him leaveShe cried out, "Can you still hear me?"She fell down on the kitchen floorWhen the signal diedAs the pilot tried to pull out of the diveOne... last...
- "If Heaven" by Andy Griggs initially sounds like a sweet pontification on what Heaven may be like, comparing it to the narrator's town on a summer day in 1985 and so on. Then comes the last line of verse 2: "If Heaven was a tear, it'd be my last one / And you'd be in my arms again."
- Mallary Hope's "Love Lives On" has one. It starts out sounding like a break-up song (seeing a pattern here?), with lines such as "I'm thankful for the time God gave me / Even though we couldn't make it last" Then come the last line, it turns out the male in the story hasn't departed, but is dead and has left behind a daughter:
She comes with me on your birthdayLittle flowers in her handsShe's always known there's something missingBut too young to understandAnd someday she's going to ask meWhat kind of man you wereI'll tell her all the ways I loved youAnd all of you I see in her
- "Me and Emily" by Rachel Proctor. It's clear that the mother and her daughter Emily are on the road, with the father figure absent ("Where's my daddy, do I have one? Does he not love me like you do?"). But instead of yet another breakup, it turns out that they're leaving because the male in the story is abusive:
Nothing I did was ever good enough to make him happySo I guess he gave me what he thought I deservedBut it would kill me if he ever raised his hand to her
- In one song about "50 ways to fool your mother," the boy manages to convince his mother that he is, in fact, sick and will have to stay home from school.
Maybe by tomorrow, you'll feel okayI'm really very sorry that you're sick on Saturday.
- "Weird Al" Yankovic sometimes plays it straight for a few lines before twisting the song in a comedic direction. "You Don't Love Me Anymore":
We've been together for so very longBut now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong?Seems you don't want me aroundThe passion is gone and the flames died downI guess I lost a little bit of self-esteemThat time that you made it with the whole hockey teamYou used to think I was niceNow you tell all your friends that I'm the Antichrist
Sometimes I think back to when I was younger, life was so much simpler thenDad would be up at dawn, he'd be watering the lawn, or maybe going fishing againAnd mom would be cooking up something in the kitchen, fresh biscuits or hot apple pieAnd I'd spend all day long in the basement, torturing rats with a hacksaw and pulling the wings off of flies
- "Good Old Days" starts every verse this way. This is the first:
Ever since that day you left meI've been so miserable, my dearI feel almost as bad as I didWhen you were still here
- He saves the Wham for the very final line of "Since You've Been Gone".
Say do you remember hen I broke into Larry's house late at night and tied his mouth with a ragThen I dragged him by his ankles through the middle of the forest and stuffed him in a big plastic bagIf the cops ever find him, who knows what they'll sayBut I'm sure if old Lar were still with us todayHe would have to agree with me it was a pretty good gag
- From "I Remember Larry"
Oh, by the way, I've cracked the code.
- From "Foil," the abrupt transition from a song about storing food to about a Conspiracy Theorist:
So I pulled your name out of my RolodexAnd I tore all your pictures in twoJust because it reminds me of you!
- From "One More Minute":
- In Paint's song, After Ever After, the song soon focuses on what happened to Pocahontas after the ever after. It's pretty much what you'd expect would happen when reality ensues in a film dealing with the colonization of America. But this line pretty much reveals to us what happened to the heroine herself...
So now I'm far more liberal with a weapon...When I separate their bodies from their heads! (Wait! What?)
- Boothby Graffoe's comedy song "Hartlepool" describes a ridiculous situation during the Napoleonic Wars, based on an actual local legend, when the people of Hartlepool caught a monkey on the beach and hanged it in the belief it was a Frenchman. After briefly speculating that the monkey may have been an alien, the song gets around to describing the sociopolitical situation, and the way French ships were organised:
They had kids on the ships, they called 'em powder-monkeysThey were six, maybe seven, maybe eight years old
- "I Want You" by Delain sounds like a Silly Love Song at first, but then slowly turns into an Anti-Love Song and then goes into "Overly Attached Girlfriend" territory.
No one could see it comingA tragic dayHow did that car get in your way?...
- "Diane" by Hüsker Dü starts off sounding like a Silly Love Song, then the fourth line lets you know what it's really about (it makes it all the more chilling when you remember it's Based on a True Story).
Hey little girl do you need a ride?Well I've got room in my wagon why don't you hop inside?We could cruise down Robert Street all night longBut I think I'll just rape you and kill you instead
- Jethro Tull's "Christmas Song" starts off nice and festive, until:
While you're stuffing yourselves at the Christmas parties
- Sophie B. Hawkins "Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover" is a love song, but it's not until the line "And I lay by the ocean making love to her with visions clear" that you realize who she's singing to.
- The Decemberists' "The Rake's Song" deals with a young widower who murders his kids to begin a new life. Horrible enough, until the final lines:
I expect that you think that I should be haunted.But it never really bothers me.
- The Mountain Goats have a few songs with Wham Lines:
- "Alibi": "Your boyfriend's outta town until Tuesday/And nobody saw me come in, nobody saw me come in!" Until then, it wasn't quite clear why he needed an alibi...
- "Store": "I saw you touch down/You were no longer dead." It happens somewhat early in the song, but it's still jarring to realize the narrator is actually hallucinating the return of a dead person.
- "Pale Green Things": The last song on "The Sunset Tree", an album aboutJohn's relationship with his abusive step-father, "Pale Green Things" arguably has two Wham Lines, and the song as a whole might be considered a Wham Song in the context of the album. The first Wham Line is "Sometimes I'll meet you out there/Lonely and frightened"; up until this point, we had only known his step-dad to be an abusive drunk, and this is the first time in the album where he's painted as a vulnerable human being. Then the second Wham Line: "My sister called at 3 AM/Just last December/She told me how you'd died at last, at last/And that morning at the race track was one thing that I remembered".
- Sufjan Stevens' twenty-five minute song "Impossible Soul" is an upbeat and optomistic song from the point of view of a girl in a relationship using lines like "Boy, we can do much more together" and "It's not so impossible!" to explain the great potential of their relationship. That is, until the last three minutes, when it shifts to the guy's point of view, which starts with "I never meant to cause you pain..." After this he goes on to lament how much he has led the girl on. Ouch.
- Boogie Down Productions' "You Must Learn" traces thousands of years "of ignorance, stupidity and tears" as all leading to the definitive horror of the 20th Century:
"According to his idiotic spoutin'
The purest whites were from the Caucus Mountains
J A Blofener, and H S Chamberlain
Both supported this outrageous racism
This went on to what the master race should be
And why they killed the Jews in Germany"
- Czech bard Jaromir Nohavica sings about how nice would it be to live a hundred years ago in a little Czech-Polish town, until this line:
And the beautiful life would await me, the entire beautiful twentieth century.
She was feeling my style, I could tell how she moved and the smile on her face
- "She Said What?" begins as a story of a guy in a bar flirting with a beautiful woman. Just when it seems like he's about to close the deal and get her to leave with him, Wham Line #1 happens: "She hadn't said to me, anything at all/I was playing the role of a fly on the wall/Or better yet the lush at the bar/Staring at her beauty from afar". So he works up the courage to talk to her for real this time, and then comes Wham Line #2:
Then she whispered in my ear, so soft so sweet so clear, "no habla ingles"...
"But between me and you, and my roommate too
- "One For The Griot" has him telling a story to a disbelieving friend about a guy who wakes up in a woman's bed and encounters her and her roommate. The original ending to the story is considered too violent (the roommate is the woman's wife, she shoots and kills him) so he insists it be changed. So J changes it to something so incredibly fortunate (the guy has a threesome with both women) that it's implausible. Unsatisfied, the friend asks to change the ending again. So J changes it one last time...
What I'm about to say, might be a little snafu
In your plans, put it like this, she used to be a dude..."
- "Part Of Me" by Royce Da 5'9" starts off with a man singing about missing a woman he had a one-night stand with, with the chorus saying "all I'm saying is, when you left, you took a part of me with you". The story explains how they met and the events that led up to that point, and then tells exactly what she took:
The letter reads, 'never ask for shit
Cause you can get more than you asked for
WE HAVE YOUR DICK!'
- Louis Logic's "The Ugly Truth" consists of him being offensive and derogatory to just about every minority group under the sun. African Americans, Asians, Jews, Muslims, homosexuals, everyone gets insulted and stereotyped. The lyrics are downright mean. And then comes the Wham:
- In The Handsome Family's "Lizard", some young girls in a small town are bitten by a lizard, and the town calls for the aid of Granny Green, a woman who they suspect of being a witch. She gives the girls a tonic, which causes the girls to be unable to stop dancing, then this spreads to the whole town. The wham line is "'there's just water', she said, 'in my tonic'". Interestingly, this line occurs three quarters into the song, and the villagers disbelieve the revelation and just go further into hysteria.
- The song "House of Gold" by Twenty One Pilots starts off sounding upbeat enough and well spirited. In the narrative of it, a mother asks her son to take care of her in her later years, and the son promises her a good life leading into full grandeur. It doesn't last:
But since we know that dreams are dead
And life turns plans up on their head
I will plan to be a bum
So I just might become someone.
- Bing Crosby's 1943 song I'll Be Home For Christmas is pretty straightforward, with the singer (a soldier away from home) reminding their family to make all the Christmas preparations (presents wrapped, mistletoe hung, etc.), because he'll be home for Christmas...
- "The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia" by Vicki Lawrence (later covered by Reba McEntire) is the story about a woman's brother being falsely accused of the murder of a friend of his for sleeping with his wife (who is also missing) and then at about the end of the song the lyrics explain why her brother is innocent:
well, they hung my brother before I could say
the tracks he saw while on his way
to Andy's house and back that night were mine
and his cheatin' wife had never left town
and that's one body that'll never be found,
you see, little sister don't miss when she aims her gun
- Pete Townshend's beautiful "North Country Girl," an adaptation of Bob Dylan's "Girl from the North Country," is a bittersweet reflection on a woman the narrator knew way back then...until the final verse:
Please let me know if she remembers me at all
A hundred times I've hopes and prayed
That way up there by the Roman Wall
She didn't suffer when the fallout sprayed
- "If I Don't Make It Back" by Tracy Lawrence. The chorus has a friend telling the narrator what to do if he doesn't make it back from combat: "Have a beer for me, don't waste no tears on me / On Friday night, sit on the visitors side and cheer for the home team / Drive my Camaro 90 miles an hour down Red Rock Road / With 'Born to Run' blastin' on the radio / And find someone good enough for Amy, who will love her like I would have / If I don't make it back." The Wham Line comes on the bridge, as it goes straight from "If the Good Lord calls me home / I'd like to think my friends will think about me when I'm gone" to:
Well, Miller Lite ain't my brand
But I drink one every now and then, in his honor
And we ain't missed a home game yet
Had that Camaro at 110 on Red Rock Road when the speakers blowed
And I introduced Amy to a friend of mine from Monroe
He's a good ol' boy, but you know, she just ain't ready
- Bruce Springsteen had a hell of a one in "Born in the USA":
I had a brother at Khe Sahn
Fighting off the Viet Cong
They're still there, he's all gone
[ The music continues playing, but the line in the verse is blank. ]
He had a woman he loved in Saigon
I got a picture of him in her arms now
- Tripod's song "That's Why I'm Sending You" starts off sounding like a normal break-up song, of the kind that goes 'We had a lot of good times, and I really do like and respect you, but this isn't working and I think we need to end it'. Then the song takes a sharp turn into pure comedy with this line:
- Reba McEntire's song "Somebody" starts out being about a man sharing his dating troubles with a waitress at his favorite diner. She tells him that he may be surprised to find the love of his life might be right in front of him and he never noticed. The chorus goes on to talk about how the perfect person could be someone you walk past every day and just haven't really met yet. As the man is taking the elevator in his apartment complex, he notices "that blue-eyed girl from two floors up" and wonders if she could be the one the waitress meant. The third verse makes it abundantly clear though that:
Now they laugh about the moment that it happenedThe moment they both missed until that dayWhen he saw his future in her eyesInstead of just another friendly faceAnd he wonders whyHe searched so longWhen she was always thereAt that diner waiting on...
- Miranda Lambert's White Liar starts as a typical "You cheated And That's Terrible" song until:
Here's a bombshell just for you
- "Excitable Boy" by Warren Zevon seems to be about a young man with some issues. Then you get to the third stanza:
[H]e took little Suzie to the Junior Prom...And he raped her and killed her, then he took her home.
- Kagerou Project: The song Kagerou Days is about a young boy who undergoes many iterations of a "Groundhog Day" Loop to save his best friend, and he thinks he's found a way out of the loop when he lets himself die in her place in the last verse. The final two lines of the song are as follows:
The weeping girl, cradling a cat, said:
"I guess I failed this time too..."
- "Don't Point" by Don Trip has two separate verses with Wham Lines. The first verse is about his past as a drug dealer, and he starts talking about one of his regular customers:
Only want the usual, I call him old fashioned
So he get served, and he don't need a napkin
You so quick to judge me, to you I'm the bad one (hold on..)
But you see him in church Sunday morning, he's your pastor...
But you'd rather take shawty out, wine her and dine her
- The 2nd verse he's describing a beautiful stripper, and starts talking about what the listener might want to do with her
Rent a hotel room, take her there and pound her
Yeah you probably never met a bitch finer
Wait til you find out that she's a minor...
I just got another call that said they found where he stayNow I'm buggin out, I can't even sleepI just got another call that said he lived across the street...
- "Lil Homie" is Trip telling a story about his friend, who is killed in a fit of jealousy when he comes home from college. Trip gets revenge on his friend's killer by shooting up their house in a drive-by. Or so he thinks...
Shit just made the news, said we just shot a babyDamn, tell me anybody not a babyWe just out for blood, we so trigger-happyShooting shit in broad day and hit some kid while she was napping...
- Then it got worse:
- "I Can't Be Your Friend" by Rushlow pulls this off. The song sounds like it's setting up a breakup "This might come as quite a shock / But I've given it a lot of thought / This thing that's come between us can't be ignored / I've taken all I can / This is where it's gotta end / 'Cause I can't be your friend anymore." But then in the third verse, he reveals that he's actually asking to be her husband ("Well, take me as I am, / 'Cause I wanna be your man / But I can't be your friend anymore."
- For the first verse, "Flirted With You All My Life" by Vic Chesnutt sounds like it's about unrequited love, with the narrator possibly being a Dogged Nice Guy: He speaks of flirting with and kissing the subject of the song, becomes envious upon learning they "touched a friend of mine", but admits that "Really, I was not ready". Then the chorus changes the context completely:
Oh death, oh death, oh deathReally, I'm not ready.
- In Patty Loveless's "Here I Am," the narrator spends the first two verses and choruses taunting her ex, insisting that he's only using alcohol and other women in vain attempts to forget her. She seems to relish watching his life fall apart without her. Then, she lets down her own guard and reveals the truth, revealing either massive projection on the narrator's part, or a devastating subversion of all All Love Is Unrequited.
Here I am, here I amI still carry a flame for youBurning me like a brandHere I am
- Todd Snider's "America's Favorite Pastime" tells the story of Dock Ellis, pitcher for the Pittsburgh Pirates, and his pitching stint on June 12, 1970. The song makes no secret of the fact that he was high and that he was pitching well, but it's not until the last line of the last verse that the true magnitude of his feat is revealed:
And though the papers would say he was scattered that dayHe was pretty as a pitcher could beThe day Dock Ellis of the Pittsburgh Pirates threw a no-hitter on LSD note
- In Tech N9ne's "Aw Yeah?", a very angry song about problems that matter a lot to the narrator, climaxes with:
"Who the hell a brother gonna trust when it's always dishonor?Hate me like ObamaAnd I ain't even got around to askin' you the question, God,What about my mama?!" note
- U2: It's not all that clear what the song "Running to Stand Still" is about, until we get to the penultimate line:
She will suffer the needle chill...
- "The Kick Inside" by Kate Bush has a couple of these:
This kicking here inside makes me leave you behind,No more under the quilt to keep you warm.Your sister I was born, you must loose me like an arrowShot into a killer storm.
Oh, by the time you read this...
- The song's last line is the ultimate Wham Line, when you realize she's not talking to him, she's writing him a letter:
- "8675309/Jenny" by Tommy Tutone plays like a song about a loser too afraid to call the girl of his dreams until it reaches the bridge.
"I got it, I got it. I got your number on the wall.""I got it, I got it. For a good time, for a good time call."
- Revealing that he has never even met her.
- From Rob Cantor's "Shia LaBouef":
You're finally safe from Shia LaBouef. [Beat] Wait, he isn't dead! SHIA SURPRISE!
- Ed Sheeran: "Small Bump" sounds like a sweet song about a man talking to his unborn child, telling it his hopes for being a dad. Then we come to the final lyrics:
You were just a small bump, unborn for four months, then torn from lifeMaybe you were needed up there, but we're still unaware as why
- Milli Vanilli unintentionally had one in their live cover of Girl You Know It's True:
I'm in love, girl, I'm so in love, girlI'm just in love, girl, and this is true
- Immortal Technique has one in his track "Dance With The Devil"
But what he saw made him start to cringe and stutter, Cause he was starin' into the eyes of his own mother
- The anti-war song "One Tin Soldier" has these lyrics, revealing what the Mountain People's treasure really was:
Now they stood beside the treasure
On that mountain, dark and red
Turned the stone and looked beneath it...
"Peace on Earth" was all it said.
- "All the Lads in Town" by the Merry Wives of Windsor has a girl looking for a husband, only for her father to reveal that all her suitors are her half-brothers resulting from his dalliances with other women. When she tells her mother about his tomcatting, she reveals that she's also been keeping a secret:
Your father may be father
To all the lads but still
He's not the one that sired you
So marry who you will.
- Johnny Cash's "Boy named Sue" is a man telling about his absent father, you named him "Sue" and left. Because of all the bullying he got for his name the boy "grew up quick and [he] grew up mean", and went in search of the old man to call him out. When they finally meet, they fight, and Dad concedes, then explains why he did it.
I knew I wouldn't be there to help you along.
So I give you that name and I said Goodbye
I knew you'd have to get tough or die
And it's that name that helped to make you strong.
- Followed by Sue's
I got all choked up and I threw down my gun
I called him my Pa and he called me his son
And I came away with a different point of view.
I think if I ever have a son
I'll name him "Bill" or "George"
Anything but "Sue"!
I STILL HATE THAT NAME!
- Robbie Williams' "No Regrets" ends straight on this final section:
Often I sit down and think of you for a whileThen it passes by me and I think of someone else insteadI guess the love we once had is officially...dead.
- The Lonely Island's "Semicolon" is a List Song presented as a list of uses of Semicolons. Until the end:
No, actually those are examples of colons. You all get Fs.