JBlaze is both female and a lesbian, making her somewhat of a special unicorn (or so she likes to think). She reads way too much FanFic, some of which is quite bizarre. If she was suddenly transported to an anime, she likes to think that she'd be something like Olivier Armstrong, but would probably end up more like Luna Lovegood. She's been to eight Muse concerts in a single year. She may be a Crazy Cat Lady.
Currently finishing up a useless degree in Philosophy and debating whether or not to plague her country's legal system by becoming a lawyer. Even with a full-time job in a bookstore (nerd) and a part-time course load, still spends Over 9000 hours a week in the interbutts.
Tropes that Apply to Her
- Big Breasts Big Deal
- Broken Bird: sadly played straight. Invokes shades of Cool Big Sis and Snark Knight with a not-so-nice Dark and Troubled Past, courtesy of getting over being a Well Done Daughter Girl and Financial Abuse.
- Closet Geek
- Consummate Liar
- Cosmic Plaything: an Ill Girl with a Dark and Troubled Past suffers Humiliation Congas on a semi-weekly basis due to a Dysfunctional Family and aforementioned health problems coupled with an inability to pay for them (curse you unsocialized country!).
- Crazy Cat Lady
- Dark and Troubled Past
- Deadpan Snarker
- Genre Savvy: too much of this for her own good. Psychoanalyzes media into the dirt, somewhat because of this site.
- Good Is Not Nice
- Granola Girl
- Gray Eyes
- Hot Librarian: or a variation thereof. I work in a bookstore, and I don't bother to dress dumpy.
- Ill Girl: I'm quite literally allergic to almost everything. A combination of gluten intolerance and a corn allergy (corn syrup is in everything) make my life hell. Somewhat inverted in that running to a toilet is a lot less poetic than coughing into a dainty handkerchief.
- Informed Judaism: Somewhat of a Hollywood Atheist as a result of being a Cosmic Plaything. Judaism is a culture anyway, and latkes are delicious.
- Intelligence Equals Isolation: Truth in Television. Intimidates people easily, often inadvertently. Has deep intellectual interests and reads voraciously. Hates crowds.
- Jerkass Façade: trusts easily, so chases people off early.
- Lipstick Lesbian
- The Napoleon: 5'1'' and French-Canadian.
- Older Than They Look: Gets carded to see R rated movies almost ten years after first being able to see them.
- Eerie Pale-Skinned Brunette
- Ridiculous Procrastinator
- Silly Rabbit, Idealism Is for Kids!: her favorite saying is "life sucks, and then you die"
- Sir Swears-a-Lot: when attending a sheltered high school, literally taught most of the freshman class how to swear. Was dubbed "Minister of Obscenities" by classmate.
- Team Mom: Dysfunctional Family and Parental Abandonment equal a reluctant this.
- Trash of the Titans: total unrepentant slob. Played with, in that her computer files and workspaces are anal-retentively neat.
- Yuri Fan: Revels in pointing out Les Yay, Ho Yay, and Foe Yay at any and all opportunity. Somewhat of a Running Gag between her friends.
Fandoms She Contributes To
- Harry Potter
- Dragon Ball Z
- Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
- Avatar The Last Airbender
- Naruto
- Full Metal Alchemist
- Sailor Moon
- Death Note
- Twilight
- Danny Phantom
- Percy Jackson
- South Park
- Invader Zim
- Kingdom Hearts
- How to Train Your Dragon
- District 9
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