JBlaze is both female
and a lesbian
, making her somewhat of a special unicorn (or so she likes to think). She reads way too much FanFic
, some of which is quite bizarre
. If she was suddenly transported to an anime, she likes to think that she'd be something like Olivier Armstrong
, but would probably end up more like Luna Lovegood
. She's been to eight Muse
concerts in a single year. She may be a Crazy Cat Lady
Currently finishing up a useless degree in Philosophy and debating whether or not to plague her country's legal system by becoming a lawyer. Even with a full-time job in a bookstore (nerd) and a part-time course load, still spends Over 9000
hours a week in the interbutts.
Tropes that Apply to Her
- Big Breasts, Big Deal
- Broken Bird: sadly played straight. Invokes shades of Cool Big Sis and Snark Knight with a not-so-nice Dark and Troubled Past, courtesy of getting over being a Well Done Daughter Girl and Financial Abuse.
- Closet Geek
- Consummate Liar
- Cosmic Plaything: an Ill Girl with a Dark and Troubled Past suffers Humiliation Congas on a semi-weekly basis due to a Dysfunctional Family and aforementioned health problems coupled with an inability to pay for them (curse you unsocialized country!).
- Crazy Cat Lady
- Dark and Troubled Past
- Deadpan Snarker
- Genre Savvy: too much of this for her own good. Psychoanalyzes media into the dirt, somewhat because of this site.
- Good Is Not Nice
- Granola Girl
- Gray Eyes
- Hot Librarian: or a variation thereof. I work in a bookstore, and I don't bother to dress dumpy.
- Ill Girl: I'm quite literally allergic to almost everything. A combination of gluten intolerance and a corn allergy (corn syrup is in everything) make my life hell. Somewhat inverted in that running to a toilet is a lot less poetic than coughing into a dainty handkerchief.
- Informed Judaism: Somewhat of a Hollywood Atheist as a result of being a Cosmic Plaything. Judaism is a culture anyway, and latkes are delicious.
- Intelligence Equals Isolation: Truth in Television. Intimidates people easily, often inadvertently. Has deep intellectual interests and reads voraciously. Hates crowds.
- Jerkass Fašade: trusts easily, so chases people off early.
- Lipstick Lesbian
- The Napoleon: 5'1'' and French-Canadian.
- Older than They Look: Gets carded to see R rated movies almost ten years after first being able to see them.
- Eerie Pale-Skinned Brunette
- Ridiculous Procrastinator
- Silly Rabbit, Idealism Is for Kids!: her favorite saying is "life sucks, and then you die"
- Sir Swears-a-Lot: when attending a sheltered high school, literally taught most of the freshman class how to swear. Was dubbed "Minister of Obscenities" by classmate.
- Team Mom: Dysfunctional Family and Parental Abandonment equal a reluctant this.
- Trash of the Titans: total unrepentant slob. Played with, in that her computer files and workspaces are anal-retentively neat.
- Yuri Fan: Revels in pointing out Les Yay, Ho Yay, and Foe Yay at any and all opportunity. Somewhat of a Running Gag between her friends.
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