Series: The Two Ronnies

Ronnie Corbett: Well it's hello from me...
Ronnie Barker: ...and it's hello from him!

Another famous British comic double act, but these two did other pretty famous stuff separately. Their show on the BBC (The Two Ronnies) ran from 1971 to 1987.Consisted of:
  • Ronnie Barker. Also did Porridge (as the lead prisoner) and Open All Hours (as Arkwright, the stammering shop owner - the series also features a young David Jason)
  • Ronnie Corbett. A short guy (who would make jokes about it), who also appeared in Sorry! and has presented Have I Got News for You.

Most of the humour is based on wordplay, with sketches built around the Spoonerism, puns, homophones, mondegreens and similar. The show had many writers: in a fairly famous background story, one of the more celebrated writers was the mysterious Gerald Wiley, who was eventually revealed to the production team to be Ronnie Barker himself submitting material under an assumed name.

Once per Episode, Corbett would always give one of his famous "chair monologues", which consisted of him telling a long rambling story to the audience from an armchair, always taking jabs at the producer and/or his wife. Often these were based around a joke which, if told straight, would not be very funny — the hilarity came from the roundabout and tangential way he got to the punchline.

The most famous Two Ronnies sketches have to be:
  • "Four Candles". A shopkeeper serially misunderstands his customer reading out a shopping list. "No, I said fork 'andles! 'Andles for forks!"
  • "Mastermind". A close impersonation of the quiz show Mastermind, with Corbett as a contestant who specializes in "Answering the question before last." His misaligned answers get funnier and funnier as the sketch proceeds.

Each series included a serial, in full costume and with drama-series quality props (not that that was very high quality on the BBC in those days). The most (in)famous was The Phantom Raspberry Blower of Old London Town, written by Spike Milligan ("and a Gentleman").

The title of another serial was Getting Crap Past the Radar all by itself, i.e. "Hampton Wick". Think about it.

Barker died in 2005. Corbett is still alive and acting.


Tropes:

  • Astonishingly Appropriate Interruption:
    • Although not using interruptions per se, the "Mastermind" sketch is perhaps the ultimate in cleverly using this trope.
    • "Crossed Lines" is a more literal version of the gag, with two people at payphones, whose halves of their conversations are "unintentionally" funny together.
  • Bedsheet Ghost: One turns up in the serial "Stop! You're killing me!", haunting the graveyard at dead of night. Charlie's response is to build a device to blow the bedsheet off it from below. The first person to trigger it is a young woman in a short skirt, the second is the local vicar, and the third is their landlord in a nightshirt.
  • Bogus News (the start of each show)
  • Cannot Tell a Joke: The basis of Ronnie Corbett's 'chair' act was that of a man attempting to tell a straightforward joke but getting caught up in digressions; the twist being that these were funnier than the actual joke.
  • Can't You Read the Sign?
  • Catch Phrase:
    Corbett: So it's "Goodnight" from me.
    Barker: And it's "Goodnight" from him.
    Both: Goodnight.
  • Cluster F-Bomb: The "Swearbox" sketch.
  • Dinner Order Flub: Levelled up as the basis for the "Mongolian Restaurant" sketch. Typical comment / response: Ronnie: "That's disgusting", other Ronnie holding up two hands: "That's a lot of gusting".
  • Disorganized Outline Speech: Ronnie Corbett's chair monologues often take this form, basically turning every sentence of a short joke into a Disorganized Outline Speech that wanders off onto tangents before eventually coming back to the plot of the joke.
  • Feghoot: A common gag in the "news stories" intro and outro.
  • Finishing Each Other's Sentences: One recurring sketch was Barker's character trying to do this to Corbett's character (as he paused a lot trying to think of the right word) but getting it inappropriately wrong.
  • For Inconvenience, Press "1": A variant: Ronnie Corbett finds his doctor has been replaced by a computer.
  • Getting Crap Past the Radar: So very much.
  • Hurricane of Euphemisms. One sketch featured Ronnie Corbett attempting to find out where the toilet is without saying the word toilet and using every conceivable euphemism.
  • I Thought It Meant: The basis of the Four Candles sketch.
  • Lady Land: One of their drama segments is set in a dystopic fascist England ruled by female supremacists. They have to escape over the border to Wales ("Where men are men, and women are glad of it"), aided by — of course — Eek, a Mouse!!.
  • My Friends... and Zoidberg: From the "Taxidermist" sketch: "You have stuffed and mounted thirty-four perfectly healthy people with a perfect right to live, and a double-glazing salesman."
  • No Celebrities Were Harmed: "Norman Barrel" for Barry Norman.
  • Offer Void In Nebraska: One episode of the serial "Death Can Be Fatal" opened with a recap of the previous episode, then added "Except for viewers in Scotland, where the story goes like this:" and repeated the recap with everybody wearing traditional Highland dress. This was a reference to BBC Scotland's annoying habit of pre-empting network programmes with (usually inferior) local content.
  • One Scene, Two Monologues: One of their best known sketches, Crossed Lines, is a variation on this trope — Corbett and Barker play two very different characters both talking on pay phones in a supermarket. They are having totally unconnected conversations with different (unseen) people on the other end, but they take turns to speak and they seem to be having a surreal conversation with each other.
  • Rhymes on a Dime: Barker's "Anti-Shoddy Goods Committee" speech.
  • Self-Deprecation:
    • Incessant gags about Corbett's height or lack thereof.
    • A huge part of Corbett's 'chair' monologues — "I get so little fan-mail that my letter box has healed up"
  • Signing Off Catch Phrase: See Catchphrase.
  • Stealth Insult: The "Nuts M'lord" sketch is about a butler who, while seeming to just pass food items to the lord and lady of the manor, manages to do so in a way that turns them into Stealth Insults for the lord and Stealth Compliments for the lady.
    Butler: (hands him a bowl of walnuts) Your nuts, m'lord.
    Lord: You fool, how am I supposed to open these?
    Butler: (hands him a set of nutcrackers) Your crackers, m'lord.
  • Swear Jar: The Swearbox Sketch.
  • Take That:
    Inspector: Do you know what you can get for stuffing Mr Norman Tebbit?
    Taxidermist: The Queen's Award for Industry, I should think.
  • Tempting Fate: At the end of "The Bogle of Bog Fell", the narrator addresses the camera:
    Narrator: One last thing I'll say to ye: The tale I've told ye may seem strange, and almost impossible to believe — but if it's not true, may I be blown to smithereens and the various parts of my body be distributed and scattered throughout the length and breadth of Scotland, including the Trossachs.
  • Unbuilt Trope: They did a parody of Star Trek in 1973, only a few years after the original series ended, and a parody of Star Wars soon after the first film came out. Because of this, these parodies lack most of the "cliché" jokes that have built up in stock parodies of these franchises over the years.
  • Unusual Euphemism: Too many to list, calling body parts by physical characteristics were commonplace, ie wobblers, bouncers and danglers among others.
  • With Lyrics: They did this to the jazz number "In the Mood".


The Phantom Raspberry Blower of Old London Town

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