Recap / Everybody Hates Chris

Season 1

"1982. That was the year I turned 13. Before I was a comedian, I thought the coolest thing that would happen to me was being a teenager. I was gonna have women, money, stay out late... I thought it was gonna be the bomb! Boy, was I wrong!"

— Adult Chris

"CHRIS! Get in the bathroom and wipe the pee off the toilet seat! Disgusting!"

— Rochelle

The year is 1982. Chris Rock has turned 13 and moved out of the projects to Bedford-Stuyvesant, Brooklyn, which he quickly learns isn't too much of an upgrade. Upon moving in, his mother enrolls him into the school of Corleone Junior High in Brooklyn Beach, a poor Italian-American neighborhood on the other side of town which, in his words, is exactly like Bed-Stuy, only home to the Mafia instead of gangs. Chris sticks out like a sore thumb in this school due to being the only black kid attending, and quickly makes trouble with Joey Caruso, the school bully who also happens to be a racist. Despite this, he makes one friend, Greg Wuliger, a fellow nerd, and they hit it off instantly. Aside from school, Chris has to deal with a crush on his next-door neighbor Keisha Ridenhour (who prefers Drew), being robbed of a dollar everyday by local thug Jerome, and putting up with his chaotic family: the popular and talented Drew, bratty, scheming Tonya, strict, uptight Rochelle, and cheap, hard-working Julius.This season spans from 1982 to 1983.

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1. Everybody Hates The Pilot
2. Everybody Hates Keisha
3. Everybody Hates Basketball
4. Everybody Hates Sausage
5. Everybody Hates Fat Mike
6. Everybody Hates Halloween
7. Everybody Hates the Babysitter
8. Everybody Hates the Laundromat
9. Everybody Hates Food Stamps
10. Everybody Hates Greg
11. Everybody Hates Christmas
12. Everybody Hates A Part-Time Job
13. Everybody Hates Picture Day
14. Everybody Hates Valentine's Day
15. Everybody Hates The Lottery
16. Everybody Hates The Gout
17. Everybody Hates Funerals
18. Everybody Hates Corleone
19. Everybody Hates Drew
20. Everybody Hates Playboy
21. Everybody Hates Jail
22. Everybody Hates Father's Day

Season 2

This season spans from 1984 to 1985.

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1. Everybody Hates Rejection
2. Everybody Hates the Class President
3. Everybody Hates Elections
4. Everybody Hates a Liar
5. Everybody Hates Malvo
6. Everybody Hates the Buddy System
7. Everybody Hates Promises
8. Everybody Hates Thanksgiving
9. Everybody Hates Superstition
10. Everybody Hates Kris
11. Everybody Hates Eggs
12. Everybody Hates Hall Monitors
13. Everybody Hates Snow Day
14. Everybody Hates the Substitute Teacher
15. Everybody Hates Cutting School
16. Everybody Hates Chain Snatching
17. Everybody Hates DJs
18. Everybody Hates Baseball
19. Everybody Hates Gambling
20. Everybody Hates Dirty Jokes
21. Everybody Hates Math
22. Everybody Hates The Last Day

Season 3

This season spans from 1985 to 1986.

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1. Everybody Hates The Guidance Counselor
2. Everybody Hates Caruso
3. Everybody Hates Driving
4. Everybody Hates Blackie
5. Everybody Hates The Bachelor Pad
6. Everybody Hates Bed-Stuy
7. Everybody Hates Houseguests
8. Everybody Hates Minimum Wage
9. Everybody Hates The New Kid
10. Everybody Hates Kwanzaa
11. Everybody Hates The Port Authority
12. Everybody Hates Bad Boys
13. Everybody Hates The First Kiss
14. Everybody Hates Easter
15. Everybody Hates Gretzky
16. Everybody Hates The BFD
17. Everybody Hates Ex-Cons
18. Everybody Hates Earth Day
19. Everybody Hates Being Cool
20. Everybody Hates The Ninth-Grade Dance
21. Everybody Hates Mother's Day
22. Everybody Hates Graduation

Season 4

This season spans from 1986 to 1987.

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1. Everybody Hates Tattaglia
2. Everybody Hates Cake
3. Everybody Hates Homecoming
4. Everybody Hates the English Teacher
5. Everybody Hates My Man
6. Everybody Hates Doc
7. Everybody Hates Snitches
8. Everybody Hates Big Bird
9. Everybody Hates James
10. Everybody Hates New Year's Eve
11. Everybody Hates Mr. Levine
12. Everybody Hates Varsity Jackets
13. Everybody Hates Fake IDs
14. Everybody Hates PSATs
15. Everybody Hates Boxing
16. Everybody Hates Lasagna
17. Everybody Hates Spring Break
18. Everybody Hates the Car
19. Everybody Hates Back Talk
20. Everybody Hates Tasha
21. Everybody Hates Bomb Threats
22. Everybody Hates the G.E.D.