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And he can create his goddamn memes whenever the hell he wants.
The one comic character with his own page of
, because he's the goddamn Batman.
: "Bees. My god."
Amazons Attack "I'm the goddamn Batman." - Crazy Steve, courtesy of Frank Miller's take:
All-Star Batman & Robin, the Boy Wonder. Twelve-years-old Dick Grayson is a twelve-year-old trapeze artist born twelve years ago and is twelve-years-old when he becomes twelve-year-old Robin. At twelve-years-old. Age twelve.
"That is totally queer." "Shut up. >:("
Ain't nothin' queer about it, .
love chunks He's Batman, and he can breathe in space.
"Hey, Batman, what are your parents getting you for Christ- *SLAP*"
Sexy Bat-hat is sexy, you must touch it.
Chortle at the Joker's boner, will you?! ◊
Batman hates rock & roll! (Courtesy of Batman: Fortunate Son and )
Atop the Fourth Wall Punk is nothing but death! And crime! And the raaaaaage of a beast!
by way of Saturday Night Live The Nostalgia Critic and :
Atop the Fourth Wall also gives us this gem:
Atop the Fourth Wall Bruce Wayne, agent of NAMBLA.
The classic Batman origin story has three: the bat flying through the window, "Criminals are a superstitious, cowardly lot" and "I shall become a bat!"
Taking Batman panels out of context and adding the caption "Batman Hates X". One example being Batman kicking a guy for eating ice cream. "Batman Hates Ice Cream" ◊.
The sentence "Batman would win if he was given a week in advance to prepare" or something similar to it is bound to pop up in almost any "Who would win, Batman or X?" conversation.
Stephanie Brown's costume isn't purple, it's
eggplant! Jason Todd LOVES bread.
Dick Grayson's ass. For a medium infamous as a boys' club with a nasty habit of drawing only unrealistically sexy women, most creators have been both enthusiastic and generous with showcasing that Dick Grayson has the best ass in comics.
has The Dark Knight Saga its own page.
Batman: The Movie
"I'm not going to kill you, but I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me."
"What are you!?"
"Never rub another man's rhubarb!"
"Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight?"
"This town needs an enema!"
"Where does he get all those wonderful memes?"
YOU WANNA GET NUTS? C'MON, LET'S GET NUTS!
Think about the future!
You... are my number-one... g-guy!
Love that Joker!
He don't look happy. He's been using Brand Eckssssss!
Kim Basinger's Most Annoying Sound (you know it)
"Elections are normally in early November; is this not late December?" "Don't worry about it."
Tragic irony or poetic justice? You tell me.
It could be worse. My nose could be gushing blood....
I believe the word you're looking for is AAAAAAHHH!!!
A little tape and a lot of patience makes all the difference!
I'm an animal! Cold blooded! Crank the AC!
Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it....
But a kiss can be even deadlier... if you mean it.
Hey, just relax. I'll take care of the squealing, wretched, pinheaded puppets of Gotham!
Peace on earth, good will toward men... and women.
Bruce, shame on you.
Batman & Robin
Bat Credit Card
What killed the dinosaurs? DE ICE AGE!
Revenge is a dish best served cold
Stay cool, Bird Boy.
All right, everyone, chill!
Allow me to break the ice.
You're not sending me to DA COOLAH!
Let's kick some ice!
This is why Superman works alone.
Tonight's forecast: a freeze is coming!
Rubber lips are immune to your charms.
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
The TV Show And Cartoons
Holy flexible catchphrases, Batman!
It's become a meme to take .gif files and have Mad Stan from pop his head out somewhere, followed by Batman Beyond everything exploding.
Truly, truly Outrageous!
THE MUSIC MEEEEEIIIIISSSSTTTTERR!!!!
"It's a good thing we've got Arkham, 'cause he really DRIVES US BATS!"
As we travel through the villi, the CP4 barium soundwave will indicate any monoclinic phylosilicates in our vicinity.
English, man! English!
*sighs* The little doo-hickey *beeps* when the cooties are near.
Ah, I... cooties, yes.
"They're replicating!" "Yeah, and it's making more of itself too!"
"I'll name him Platelet!" "Except that's a lymphocyte." "Platelet it is!"
Are you seeing what I'm seeing? Because I'm seeing gorillas riding pterodactyls with harpoon guns stealing a boat.
Batman's rich history allows him to be interpreted in a multitude of ways. To be sure, this is a lighter incarnation, but it's certainly no less valid and true to the character's roots as the tortured avenger crying out for Mommy and Daddy. And besides, those Easter Bunnies looked really scary, right?!
You're flirting, aren't you? You are flirting! FLIRTERERS!
Whoa, I just saved Batman. I JUST SAVED
BATMAN!! Tear duct? But... surely Batman never cries...
"Imposing, but too Dracula." "Too dashing." " Too campy..." " Too icky..." " Too confusing!" " Too psycho..." Observe
BATMAN DOES NOT EAT NACHOS!!
"I'm as patriotic as Benedict Arnold!"
Darling, I don't have to answer to you - I'm Batman!
Did he just call you darling?
" I am vengeance. I am the night! I! Am! BATMAN!" Cartoon Network helped by turning it into an Ad of Win.
Justice League Unlimited
Batman: Arkham Asylum
Batman: Arkham City