Literature / The Hermux Tantamoq Adventures
The Hermux Tantamoq Adventures
, written by Michael Hoeye, are a series of children's detective novels set in a Mouse World
version of a modern-day city. The title character is a mild-mannered mouse watchmaker who solves his cases with the help of his pet ladybug, Terfle, his love interest Linka Perflinger, his mentor Mirrin Stentrill and various colorful and endearing friends. His recurring adversary is a vain, self-centered cosmetics tycoon named Tucka Mertslin, whose moneymaking schemes and bad taste in men often land Hermux on her bad side. There are four books, all idiosyncratically named
with titles referring to time:
- Time Stops for No Mouse
- The Sands of Time
- No Time Like Show Time
- Time to Smell The Roses
This series provides examples of:
- Blind Seer: Mirrin Stentrill, a blind painter, sees visions of cats but is unable to paint them. After she regains her sight, exhibiting the paintings of these cats causes a citywide scandal.
- Body Horror: The U-Babe 2000. It's an automatic plastic surgery machine that's meant to turn a person into a perfect specimen of his/her race and gender ... but when something goes wrong, it really goes wrong!
- Cannot Spit It Out: Hermux takes three books to admit to Linka how he feels.
- Carnivore Confusion: Insects are treated as animals in the series. At one point a mouse character mentions eating grasshoppers, even though mice are herbivores. As for the cats...
- Character Development: Hermux learns to be more assertive and more aware of the beauty around him. Linka learns to never get caught in a trap without backup. Androse DeRosenquill learns to appreciate his family. Tucka, conversely, seems to get worse with every book; she goes from merely a nuisance who sometimes even helps Hermux (such as when she hires him to restore the mechanical mouse dancer) to an active accessory to murder. She's also become more cynical in regards to her love life: in "The Sands of Time", she was eager to marry Hinkum, and seemed genuinely hurt and upset when she found out the truth; in the later books, she uses men for her own interests alone.
- Chekhov's Gun: The crimped penny from the Noddems' grandfather clock, the crumbs in Hermux's pocket, Linka's ring, Terfle's drawing skills ... it is a detective series after all.
- Costume Porn: The author was once a fashion photographer. It shows.
- Crazy-Prepared: When organizing her adventures, Linka makes lists of everything, including the lists.
- Cruel and Unusual Death: Mousetraps. Mutant killer bees. Nailed into a crate of rocks and pushed into a river. Thankfully none of them actually happen.
- Dance of Romance: Subverted by Tucka and Hinkum's tango number at the museum opening. Firstly, one is only using the other for nefarious purposes; secondly, the swarm of decorative living flies gets shaken off her dress and Hilarity Ensues.
- Derailing Love Interests: Turfip Dandiffer, who seems like a very nice if absentminded professor at first, but later tells Linka to more or less.
- Stay in the Kitchen: that is, to sell her beloved airplane and become the perfect hostess to advance his academic career. Linka is not happy about this, and neither is Hermux.
- Distressed Damsel: Linka in the first book, but later on, she proves more than capable of looking after herself. She keeps a sharpened ring for escape situations and even kills a scorpion one-to-one. Slightly parodied with Beulith Varmint in book 3, who keeps getting set up as a potential victim (complete with Nip Setchley as her would-be Knight in Shining Armor), but always ends up unharmed.
- Dulcinea Effect: After just one meeting, Hermux is ready to risk his life and reputation to rescue Linka.
- Fantastic Racism: The various species of rodent have several stereotypic ideas about each other; even Hermux is influenced by this at first, calling chipmunks "a clownish lot" and not believing a mole could be a Mad Scientist. He grows out of it eventually.
- Follow in My Footsteps: Hermux, who inherited his watchmaking business from his father. Also Androse DeRosenquill, who is searching desperately for his lost son so he can take over the family perfume business.
- Food Porn: Hermux loves his small everyday pleasures, including donuts, coffee and especially cheese.
- Freudian Excuse: Tucka explains away her massive vanity and attention-seeking as a result of being looked down on by her wealthier cousin as a child. Mennus implies that he's suffered from discrimination for being a mole.
- G-Rated Drug: Tucka uses bee venom to puff up her lips, Botox-style, and appears to become addicted to it over the course of the fourth book.
"Oh, mama! That's hot!"
- Genre Savvy: At one point Linka comments that Hinkum is "a little amateurish at this whole villain thing".
- Getting Crap Past the Radar: Tucka, whenever she flirts with one of her men. At one time, she disguises herself as Killium's "cousin Keenkie". Seriously.
- Hypocritical Humor: Tucka, to a newspaper columnist as she's angling for an interview.
"If there's one thing I can't stand, it's hypocrisy. Incidentally, you're looking lovely tonight, have you lost weight?"
- I Have No Son: Androse to his second son, for living in a hippie commune and refusing to take over the family business.
- I Need a Freaking Drink: Terfle of all people, after a nightmare. Except in her case, it's just water.
- I Want My Beloved to Be Happy: Hermux, in regards to Linka. Birch too, since when he found out he'd been declared legally dead, he decides to stay away from Pinchester in the hope that Mirrin would find happiness with someone else.
- I Want My Beloved to Be Fashionable: In the fourth book, Tucka gives Killium Wollar a thorough makeover. He's uncomfortable at first, but soon comes to appreciate the luxury.
- Love at First Sight: Hermux and Linka; Nip and Beulith; possibly Tucka and Hinkum, on her side at least.
- Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places: Tucka's lovers all turn out to be bad guys. Justified given how shallow she is; all she looks for are charm, good looks and a willingness to go along with her less than savory schemes.
- Luke, I Am Your Father: Subverted in the third book, as the child in question never does find out. Played straight in the fourth book with the DeRosenquills.
- Meaningful Name: A vain dormouse named Skimpy Dormay; a playboy named Flurty Palin; a timid secretary named Blanda Nergup; a loud and volatile theatre director named Fluster Varmint; a villain named Hiril Mennus (sounds like "menace") ... the list goes on.
- Metrosexual: Rink Firsheen, a flamboyant architect who is Tucka's protege.
- Mighty Whitey: Or rather Mighty Mouse. Turfip Dandiffer, who trades things like radios and army knives for the "primitive" Nerran tribe's deepest secrets.
- Missing Mom/Disappeared Dad: Hermux's parents died a few years before the start of the series. Beulith's case is a bit more complicated.
- Ridiculously Cute Critter: Terfle. How can you not want to cuddle her after reading these books?
- Save the Villain: Hermux is very chivalrous towards Tucka, sometimes with comic results: for instance, trying to save her from a mugger who was really a paid actor during an avant-garde dinner theatre show. These embarrassing events inevitably make her despise him even more. Even when he actually saves her life, she is shockingly ungrateful.
- Self Made Woman: Tucka is very proud of being one, as opposed to the heiresses from old families who look down their noses at her. It's one of the few points in her favor, actually.
- She Cleans Up Nicely: Birch, a rare male example. Linka actually looks better without elaborate clothes or makeup.
- Sharp-Dressed Man: Tucka's favorite type of boy toy. Killium becomes one after his makeover, Hinkum and Corpius come by it naturally.
- Shipper on Deck: Mirrin, for Hermux and Linka. Hermux, for Mirrin/Birch and Nip/Beulith.
- True Art Is Incomprehensible: Lampshaded and parodied by the author. Tucka and Rink sneer at anyone who doesn't share this point of view, especially Hermux, who cannot understand why Tucka's remodeling of his cozy lobby into a fake urban crime scene, or the "mugging" at the Varmint Theatre, or Rink's minimalistic stage designs, are supposed to be true art. On the other hand, Mirrin's cat paintings - for which she provides a perfectly reasonable explanation - are treated as horrifying and incomprehensible by the entire town.
- True Beauty Is on the Inside: A lot of the first book is taken up with the question of beauty: What defines it? What is it worth? Hermux sincerely believes in this trope; according to Mirrin's advice, he writes thank-you notes to the universe in his journal eery night for the things he finds beautiful, and they are either ordinary things (food, landscapes) or abstract things like friendship, love, etc. Tucka, of course, believes the very opposite: she puts her beauty "on the outside, where it belongs" and is insufferable as a result.