Ashley Katchadourian: Oh hey Trisha, Jenna Dapananian said you wanted to see me.
Trisha: Ashley. Katchadourian. You were supposed to be watching the door.
Ashley Katchadourian: Oh, no, I know, it's just my family and I we went to Pearl Harbor for 2 weeks, so that's kind of a thing we do every year. Didn't you get the vacation request form I submitted before I-
Trisha: You... were supposed to be watching the door...
Ashley Katchadourian: Well, yeah, I know, but I submitted the form and I was going to-
Trisha: You were supposed... to be watching the door! Ashley Katchadourian!!!
Ashley Katchadourian: Um, Trisha, are you ok-
Trisha: DO YOU KNOW WHAT THESE ARE ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN?! THESE ARE A LITTLE GIRL'S ARMS. A LITTLE GIRL WITH DREAMS. WITH LEGS. WITH A HEAD.
Ashley Katchadourian: Really, Trisha, I-
Trisha: SHE'S A PENCIL, SHE'S A SWIZZLESTICK. YOU CAN USE HER AS A POOL NOODLE. AND NOW I'M HOLDING UP HER ARMS. ARMS!
Ashley Katchadourian:: Okay, but-but I was-
Trisha: I'M HOLDING THEM BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T WATCHING THE DOOR.
Ashley Katchadourian:: Uh- I....was at Pearl Harbor.
Trisha: A GIRL LOST HER ARMS, ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. A GIRL LOST HER FUCKING ARMS. DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT HAS TRANSPIRED WHILE YOU WERE IN PEARL HARBOR?! SEEING THE FUCKING JAPANESE MUSEUM?! WE HAD OUR OWN PEARL HARBOR HERE TODAY. OH MY GOD. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US?! YOU LITERALLY BOMBED US! LIKE THE JAPANESE YOU ARE! AND ME.....I'M BEN AFFLECK. AND I'M BEN AFFLECK AND I'M HOLDING TWO FUCKING GIRL'S ARMS. AND YOU'RE CUBA GOODING JR. DISAPPOINTING EVERYBODY.
Ashley Katchadourian:: *cries and runs away*
Trisha: LIVE WITH THAT!