Trisha being concerned about who's watching the door while Deandra and Mackenzie are arguing.
The noises Deandra makes while she's in the bathroom stall.
"Have fun smelling my poops, bitches!"
Brittnay's complete and utter hatred of Saison Marguerite and her tendency to say "how you say" before words she clearly understands, including french words.
Brittnay: Really?! You're really asking how to say "menage a trois?" IT'S A FUCKING FRENCH WORD YOU LITTLE BITCH!
Brittnay informing Saison Marguerite that she also lets boys "fuck her in her butthole" and not her "growler."
"What the fuck is a growler?"
Brittnay yells at Rachel Tice when she starts talking about Gossip Girl, and tells her to "go eat a roly-poly like [she] did in the goddamn third grade". Rachel then starts crying and runs away. Brittnay's reaction?
Brittnay:SHUT THE FUCK UP, RACHEL TICE!
All three of the Van Burens coming into the bathroom and asking the same question.
Van Burens: "Where the fuck is Mackenzie Zales!?"
And when Mikayla comes in, Trisha still wonders who's watching the door and how a nine year-old got in.
Trisha throwing up in the stall when Cameron Van Buren, the most popular girl in the Blue Valley School District, says hi to her.
Shay Van Buren stopping mid-sentence to cover her nose and commenting that the bathroom smells terrible to which Mackenzie tells Shay that somebody literally just pooped in there.
Cameron threatening to tell all the colleges that Mackenzie applied to that she eats dick burritos if she doesn't apologize to Shay.
Mikayla also threatening that she'll tell the elementary school that Mackenzie's younger sister has cooties.
Mikayla: You know Mackenzie, it'd be a shame if your sister fell down a flight of stairs.
(Jona)Than. Just... Than.
Jonathan: State, huh? More like, uh, gay.
Jonathan: Fuck you.
Matthew: Suck my dick.
Jonathan: Drop trou'. I'll suck your dick right now!
Matthew: (backs away) Dude, that was an expression. Right, am I right? That's an expression, right, guys? (the guys murmur assent) Not an invitation.
Jonathan: I'll suck ALL your dicks! Go 'head, push 'em together like a little sandwich, OMNOMNOMNOMNOM. I'm hungry for LUNCH!
Bridget: Well, I'm 27 and I'm still living with my parents in Overland Park, I have an art history degree from a night school, my cat just died, I've lost twenty-five percent control of my sphincter muscles, I get a clicking sound in my jaw when I eat, I drive a 91 Dodge Neon, I have ovarian cysts, sometimes I pee the bed still, I have alopecia. The only man who wants to fuck me is my 48 year-old manager at Pizza Street. PS: He only has one ball. So I guess...better than you.
Throughout the show, all of the characters have mentioned certain events that happened in the third grade. The fact that said events are finally shown in this episode is hilarious.
Even at nine years-old, Matthew Derringer had a really deep voice.
Shay: Everybody in the club gettin' tipsy— OW SONOFABITCH BASTARD!! WHY MEEEE WHY NOOW? DOES GOD HAAAATE MEEE? OW, JESUS CHRIIIIST!
The episode opens with the cheerleaders in the bathroom having explosive diarrhea because Shay Van Buren mixed laxatives in their drinks. The whole scene and their lines are hysterical.
Brittnay: Oh my God, I feel like I'm having an abortion!
Mackenzie: Why would God do this to me??
Trisha: Ehhhhhhhhh SQUIRTLE!
Mackenzie: How the fuck did this happen??
Trisha: (stops pooping) I think someone may have put laxatives in our pre-Pep Rally energy drinks (starts pooping) HIGHGUYGONNAMUFFIN!!!
Brittnay: Really, Trisha? Really? YOU THINK?!
Trisha: Well, I mean, that's just my best guess; I really couldn't say for sure without doing a— (starts pooping) WOAHWOAHWOAHWOAH!!
Mackenzie: GODDAMN YOU, SHAY VAN BUREN!!!!!!
The cheerleaders announcing that they need to fuck Shay Van Buren's life.
Mackenzie: Fuck it right in the ass!
Brittnay: No lube!
Deandra: With a big, black dildo!
Mackenzie: THE BIGGEST.
Shay and Mikayla arguing over how much Ex-Lax to put in the cheerleaders' drinks:
Shay: Mikayla, I'm six feet tall and I weigh a hundred and five pounds, I'm pretty sure I know how to mix Ex-Lax into a drink.
Mikayla: If you put too much in, the Ex-Lax will just sit on top, like semen on root beer.
Brittnay's continuing annoyance with Saison and Blaine.
Blaine: Oh, Saison. I wanted to know... do you want to go to prom with me?
Saison: Oh, Blaine. How you say, oui.
*Cut to Brittnay banging her head against the lockers*
Saison: Oh, hello, Britt-a-nee. Is everything, eh, bon?
Brittnay: Oh, it's just fine, Saison. I was just trying to put myself into a coma so I wouldn't have to listen to the two of you dipshits tryin' to talk and breathe at the same time.
The sounds Trisha and Matthew Deringer make while french kissing.
Brittnay's distrust of Deandra turning into a rant about one of her exes to no one in particular.
Brittnay: I'm telling you, I don't trust that bitch.
Trisha: Um, Brittnay, you don't trust anybody.
Brittnay: Yeah, with good reason! The last girl we trusted was Taylor McDevitt!
Mackenzie: Oh Jesus...
Britnnay: We're supposed to be having a fun day at the Overland Park Community Center Pool. I turn my back for one second and Taylor's playing "Hide the Finger" with my FUCKING BOYFRIEND in the Lazy River!
Cameron Van Buren: Oh hey, Brittnay, I didn't smell you there. How's your chlamydia circus doing?
Brittnay: Oh, it's fucking gone thanks for asking! How's your fucking cock-eyed nipple?!
Cameron Van Buren: It's looking both ways. I heard you farted in biology and it smelled like your dad's dick.
Brittnay: Heard your fourth abortion was free. Gotta love those free punch cards!
Trisha's completely epic"The Reason You Suck" Speech to Ashley Katchadourian at the end of episode 11 is one of the most simultaneously awesome, heartwarming and funny moments in stop motion history.
Ashley Katchadourian: Oh hey Trisha, Jenna Dapananian said you wanted to see me.
Trisha: Ashley. Katchadourian. You were supposed to be watching the door.
Ashley Katchadourian: Oh, no, I know, it's just my family and I we went to Pearl Harbor for 2 weeks, so that's kind of a thing we do every year. Didn't you get the vacation request form I submitted before I-
Trisha: You... were supposed to be watching the door...
Ashley Katchadourian: Well, yeah, I know, but I submitted the form and I was going to-
Trisha: You were supposed... to be watching the door!Ashley Katchadourian!!!
Ashley Katchadourian: Um, Trisha, are you ok-
Trisha: DO YOU KNOW WHAT THESE ARE ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN?! THESE ARE A LITTLE GIRL'S ARMS. A LITTLE GIRL WITH DREAMS. WITH LEGS. WITH A HEAD.
Ashley Katchadourian: Really, Trisha, I-
Trisha: SHE'S A PENCIL, SHE'S A SWIZZLESTICK. YOU CAN USE HER AS A POOL NOODLE. AND NOW I'M HOLDING UP HER ARMS. ARMS!
Ashley Katchadourian:: Okay, but-but I was-
Trisha: I'M HOLDING THEM BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T WATCHING THE DOOR.
Ashley Katchadourian:: Uh- I....was at Pearl Harbor.
Trisha: A GIRL LOST HER ARMS, ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. A GIRL LOST HER FUCKING ARMS. DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT HAS TRANSPIRED WHILE YOU WERE IN PEARL HARBOR?! SEEING THE FUCKING JAPANESE MUSEUM?! WE HAD OUR OWN PEARL HARBOR HERE TODAY. OH MY GOD. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US?! YOU LITERALLY BOMBED US! LIKE THE JAPANESE YOU ARE! AND ME.....I'M BEN AFFLECK. AND I'M BEN AFFLECK AND I'M HOLDING TWO FUCKING GIRL'S ARMS. AND YOU'RE CUBA GOODING JR. DISAPPOINTING EVERYBODY.
Ashley Katchadourian:: *cries and runs away*
Trisha: LIVE WITH THAT!
In the extra credits addition to this episode, some of Trisha's rejected lines are equally funny, which include her screaming about Deandra getting shots from a doctor, screams "AND NOW... I HAVE TWO BASEBALL BATS IN MY HANDS", saying that Ashley "rammed the goat" by going to Pearl Harbor, defining what just happened as a "shit show" and that people died today, and then finally:
Trisha: YOU NEED TO LIVE WITH THAT. YOU NEED TO LIVE WITH THAT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE! BURN THESE INTO YOUR EYES ASHLEY KATCHADORIAN! FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU RIGHT IN YOUR CUNT!
Ashley (crying): I-I was at Pearl Harbor!
Then there are the outtakes of Brittnay and Cameron's fight, which include Cameron saying "I'm not the one who's vagina fucking slurps up all the oxygen like a black hole."
Brittnay: I heard your fourth abortion was free. Gotta love those fucking punch cards, right?
Cameron: Mmm yeah, I didn't want to be your step-mom.
When Saison Marguerite is now turn to take a picture with her prom date, Lunch Lady Belinda sighs for a million years.
Tristan: You're probably familiar with Tanner's work. Well, probably not in the way I'm familiar with it. I'm talkin' about sex. Sweetie, what's the name of that thing you are again?
Tanner: I'm the quarterback of the football team, Tristan.
Tristan: So much technical jargon! Jesus Louises, leave us ladies in the kitchen where we belong, right Red? I'm just kidding, obvi!
Bridget: I'm being paid fifty dollars to stand here, not to talk to Rip Taylor's bottom. Go away now.
Tristan (laughing): God isn't she great?! She's like the love child of Daria and Miranda from Sex and the City!
Bridget meeting Brittnay:
Bridget: Hello, and welcome t—
Brittnay: Fuck off. (walks away)
Bridget: Don't mind if I do. (walks away)
Granted, the entire series could be considered as one, but certain moments stand out such as Lunch Lady Belinda's fangirl screech at the start of episode 13.
Her obsession with Cameron is also hilarious.
Lunch Lady Belinda and Bridget Tice converse about Cameron Van Buren:
Lunch Lady Belinda: She is so eloquent.
Bridget: You smell like maple syrup and meat.
Lunch Lady Belinda: What did your father do to you?
Mackenzie finally has enough after the football team starts their totally random dance routine and interrupts the announcement of prom queen:
Mackenzie: Enough! Get OFF my stage!
Matthew Derringer: Uh actually-
Matthew Derringer: Yeahokayweregonnagetoffthestage.
Mackenzie: I have been waiting all night-
Trisha: Uh actually we've only been waiting for like thirty or forty-
Mackenzie: Shut UP, Trisha! I have been waiting my entire life for one moment, and that moment keeps getting pushed back by dance routines, armless girls, and the bickering of blond idiots, oh and whatever the FUCK that is!
Tristan: Oh me? I'm a Pisces but keep going I am loving this, you are so presh!
Brittnay: Okay, I know you did NOT just-
Mackenzie: SAVE IT, JUDAS!
Cameron: I'm sorry, do you know who the FUCK you're talking to?!
Mackenzie: DO YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCKYOU'RE TALKING TO?! I am Mackenzie Zales! Head cheerleader, homecoming queen, PART-TIME MOTHERFUCKING MODEL!
New character Desmond's debut screaming at leftover poop in the girl's bathroom, calling it "demon poop" and threatening it to:
Desmond: You stay away from me and you stay away from the children!
Especially considering his ridiculously odd Jamaican accent.
Trisha's horrified reaction to discovering someone left a positive pregnancy test on the floor of the girl's bathroom, after mistaking it for an iPod shuffle.
Tisha: Oh, I see, wait WHAT? WHAT?! Oh... NO. NO! NO!
The Running Gag of Brittnay getting punched in the stomach. Such as the first time:
Brittnay: What the fuck?!
Trisha: You are one of my very best friends and I can not stand by and let you throw your life away like this! You're too young! You're too beautiful!
Mackenzie Zales exclaiming "Jesus Fucking Yellow Penguins!" when she thinks Shay Van Buren is pregnant.
The fact that Mackenzie discretely called Shay a bitch by saying "we heard the Van Buren family is adding another pup to their litter."
Brittnay's utter euphoria when she learns the pregnancy test belonged to Saison Marguerite and she's having Blaine's baby, which she finds so completely hilarious she gets down on her knees and announces she's no longer an atheist, telling God he can "do with [her] as you will!" in thanks to making this the best day of her life.
The cheerleaders trying to determine which one of them is pregnant - it can't be Brittany because she's saving her vag-ginity for somebody special, Trisha's boyfriend has no penis or testicles, and Mackenzie is in the middle of her period (known to the other girls as "Shark Week").
How Deandra chose her mis-matched prosthetic arms.
The flashback showing how she wanted to look human/robotic is also a Call Back to how she wanted either diet coke or strawberry shake.
Bridget Tice huffs paint fumes with homeless men behind the Ambica Food supermarket just to feel alive.
Judith greeting the cheerleaders as if they were friends.
To prove that he's straight, he asks Brittnay to have sex with him...and she agrees but only to make Blaine jealous...wow, she never let that go—that's, like, since Episode 2.
Blaine thinking Saison's going to have the baby tomorrow- when she only found out she was pregnant the day before. He's got, like, 9 months.
Blaine: Nine months? That's like two years!
Matthew: Not even close.
Cameron arrives at the Van Buren home and, of course, greets with the signature "Hiiii!" and then her whole family follows, resulting in some sort of harmonic, acapella like, Valley Girl call; one's voice following the other then another.
For another Cameron moment, she first tells her family she just broke up with her 29 year-old boyfriend...for a brand new, 31 year-old one.
Cameron: Suck it, bitches!!
(The whole family cheers)
This bit for it's randomness:
(after all of them gasped when they found out that Shay was inviting Deandra for dinner)
Mrs. Van Buren: Wait, why am I gasping? I already knew that.
Cameron then tries her plan to buy the wine. Said plan is showing her boobs to the cashier.
Then it's revealed that the cashier was her ex-boyfriend in high school whom she dumped for her 29 year-old boyfriend.
After the rest of the sisters failed to successfully purchase it, Deandra decides to take matters into her own hands—her robotic one, might I add—and threatens Blake to sell it to her or she'll sell his organs to the black market for the delay that's getting in the way of her, supposed to be eating dinner right about now.
Even better, moments later she decides to buy herself some snacks; specifically, some Funions, a Slim Jim, and a Twix... no, Snickers...no, Twix...no, I don't wanna ruin my appetite...both..."
Mikayla threatens Shay after she eats the last pack of Gushers, telling her to "sleep with one eye open". Mrs. Van Buren warns her about making threats she can't keep. When Mikayla assures her mother that she will keep it...
The fact that Deandra automatically assumed that she'll be eating a dinner of "chicken-fried prime rib" at the Van Burens despite the fact that A: no one has ever made any mention of it, B: Cameron has no idea what chicken-friend prime rib is, and C: Mrs. Van Buren apparently only knows how to make corn dogs.
We first see Mackenzie in the doctor's to see what's up with the bald spot. Also, she mistakes FPB* Female Pattern Baldness for a sexually transmitted disease and her reaction when the doctor revealed what it really means.
She's then asked if she always finds herself in a stressful environment. We're treated to a flashback of Mackenzie's Christmas, Prom Night (her Villainous Breakdown scene), and at the launders when trying to get the stain off her uniform. Her reply: "Okay, maybe a little..."
The doctor said it's not too late and nobody might've noticed it...Mackenzie thinks otherwise.
Brittnay describes them talking to the cheerleaders as if they're arguing with the cast of DuckTales, which then leads to Tanya's closing sentence that they'd be so lucky to argue with anyone from DuckTales and then describing Scrooge McDuck who is worth 4.4 billion dollars and despite having "fragile baby duck bones", still manages to dive in to a pile of coins every single day.
Brittnay: (Beat) What the fuck does duck bones have to do with anything?
When Taylor nearly loses it after Brittany comments about her... gag reflex. The actress' delivery is perfect.
Taylor: My what? Uh-uh, oh hell naw, LOOK HERE BITCH—
And then this line:
Taylor: We'll see you at Nationals, Brittany, where rest assured, I will be opening a can of whoop-butt on you! *leans in close and whispers* And by butt, I mean ass, as in the ass I'm gonna be fucking you in, bitch.
And again Ashley Katchadourian trying to help other people with overthrowing the cheerleaders. Especially Trisha.
Lunch Lady Belinda's back! She reminds Saison that she cannot sell anything that she cannot spell. She suggests rolls which she spelled as "R-O-O-L-S".
"Oh wow, look; they're making reality shows about French people now? What's it called? 'Put your oui oui in my poo poo'?"
Saison is starring in a reality TV show called "Babes Having Babies". The producer describes that it's like 16 and Pregnant but with hot chicks.
Brittnay, no matter how much she has to suffer, is willing to pretend to be Saison's best friend so she could be on TV. No matter how many times she has to hear Saison "how you say" before every word she knows.
Amberlynn Weggers, though has a brief appearance (as always), manages to lighten up someone's mood again.
Lunch Lady Belinda: Oh, you are the calm breeze in my fuckstorm of a life that I'm living. Thank God, we're having hotdogs today.
All of Saison's favorite things when Shay asked Brittnay about them.
This is mixed in with her passive aggressively screwing with Mackenzie and baiting Brittnay to have a nervous breakdown over Saison's... well over Saison period, leading up to her having a Cluster F-Bomb on camera.
Yet despite that, Shay suddenly asked to both Saison and Blaine if they want to watch Dora the Explorer.
Brittnay's assertions that Saison suffers from clinical denial and suffering from delusions of being from France, and then politely saying she watches over Saison like a little, female dog, which is known as a bitch, so technically Saison is a bitch.
Tanya: There's no way you'd be the ghost whisperer(...) She's talking about the other Trisha.
Trisha: (gasp) The other Trisha is a ghost whisperer?
Ashley Katchadourian's "psst"-ing to the Atchison cheer squad to get their attention. Made funnier when she makes it louder, leading to a very impatient sounding "psst!" which sounded like "PSST-UH!!" and "PUH-SSST-UHH!!!!"; the strain in her vocal chords sounding so visible.
Ashely's lame attempts to gossip about something juicy regarding the Overland Park cheer squad. Then she shocks the Atchison cheer squad with Saison Margeurite's pregnancy... Too bad she's not even a cheerleader.
Taylor: No. Dirt as in, here's your life; here's some dirt; and then I'd ruined your life, with my dirt and now you dead...
Trisha: ...in the ground, which is where dirt is! Full circle!
As Ashley explains her own squad's routine (in a pretty basic manner), Trisha responded saying to Tanya that they stole their routine. Tanya snaps, saying to her that "that's everyone's effing routine!" which shocked both Trisha and Taylor.
Deandra singing while strolling around the mall. After the last few verses that include making a stop to the food court, she spots the Atchison cheer squad promptly exclaiming "AAAAHHH SATAN!!".
She tries to defend herself by saying she's not Deandra:
Deandra: My name is...um...um... Cinnabon! Yeah... Juliet Cinnabon!
With that in mind, Trisha expresses her total passion to her products which leads to Taylor bringing up that she had a fat freshman year.
Tanya laughing at her own "human filth" joke while Deandra repeatedly explains that it's nothing short of an insult.
Upper-Class Twit Tanya refrains from letting Taylor speak even a scintilla of the word with "damn" in it. She was forced to change it into "gosh darn business".
Trisha's continual obliviousness to Deandra's change.
Even after all the warnings by Deandra, the Atchison cheer squad refuse to leave, so she threatened them that she will use her robotic arm against them to forcibly expel them from Overland Park. Taylor thinks she's bluffing. To show that she's not, she throws a "disguised" Ashley Katchadourian in the air, right into the fountain.
Deandra didn't know as she always thought she was just a tiny flasher.
Ashley screamed "FUCK!" afterwards. Almost unusual since she rarely cursed. With her boyish, almost monotonous, voice, it's funnier to hear her say such.
"Goodbye Deandra... (whispers) I mean, Miss Cinnabon...wiiiink!"
Ashley's closing dialogues, saying that she's still in the fountain. No one bothered to help her.
Ashley: Okay... No, I get it. I would walk away from me, too.
"Extra Credit 19" reveals that originally Deandra would've gone off on a rant about her missing limbs, culminating in her asking the Atchison Squad "You think I was out in the woods, in the 1800s, with my paw-paw and my sister Laura Ingalls-Wilder?!" and "You think if a girl loses a limb in the woods she makes a sound?! Well she does." Apparently the voice actors had tried to rework this bit a few times but they just couldn't control themselves, so apparently they just cut it.
For the first time, we see Tanner with Tristan going on a movie night.
Tristan: Anyone who spends a majority of his adult life in speedos and boots is definitely a bottom. Oh my god, I'm so bad!
Tristan: Bad boys, bad boys/What are you going to do?/What are you going to do when they come for you!Have gay sex—
Though not much, Jonathan's description of the prize he got from the claw machine.
Jonathan: Cute little fuck.
Tristan laughing that Jonathan is out with a girl then noticing that he's the only one laughing until realizing it's not a joke. Tanner explains that, well, you know. Then their extended exchange with yeah's and oh's.
"Oh sweetie, because you're gayer than Perez Hilton's asshole."
Jonathan explained why he never wore a shirt, then cut to Tristan with his shirt already off and then spinning it around with his arm.
Brittnay and Tristan's little bonding together.
Brittnay: Alright, first of all; you are fucking adorable and I love everything about you!
Soooo Mrs. Van Buren isn't really pregnant at all... Though she first thought that she just lost her baby. This leads to the sisters talking about abortion. Mikayla said this isn't something to be laughed about then Cameron talks back, saying that she's the reason why it should be legal. Their mom had this to say:
Mrs. Van Buren: Girls, girls! You're all treasures. Lovely, accidental treasures. Mistakes... but treasures!
Trisha and Trisha are really bonding on this one! It couldn't get any more hysterical. Especially when they declared that they have so much in common despite supposedly hating each other which leads to them grunting over the confusion and...um, noise making.
The E-word? Funny thing is, nobody knows what it is. Dammit, Tanya!
The No Fourth Wall ending strikes again! This time, with both Trishas.
The cheer squad laughing at a joke Brittnay made while Mackenzie kept saying "I pissed a little!"
The montage of Judith and Rachel doing their part-time jobs.
Judith trying to park while Rachel leads her from behind. Until Judith got a little far and hits Rachel Tice in the shin.
"WANNA BUY SOME KNIVES?"
This is especially funny if you're familiar with the infamous Vector Marketing MLM scam, which involves selling Cutco knives.
Lunch Lady Belinda also attended the try-outs. She takes off her coat, revealing that she's wearing their uniform and Mackenzie saw that it didn't even fit. Which meant it showed her lower parts, causing Brittnay to puke on cue.
Her cheer routines at the end.
Lunch Lady Belinda: 2, 4, 6, 8! This is how I masturbate.
And Trisha apparently not realizing it was Brittnay in the first place until Brittnay points it out, at which point Trisha asks for her autograph.
Jenna Darabond's lack of appearance has been noted by Mackenzie and Trisha, whom the latter mentions has not been tagged in a Facebook photo since the winter carnival and that her last Facebook update period was the simple line "I am the one who knocks". To that end, Trisha has had six freshman watching Jenna's house in 24 hour rotations.
A Staten Island School For Girls cheerleader plans to wager with Overland Park but they're already rivals with another opposing team. She asks if Austin has a rival yet and when they said no, she promptly turns to them.
SISG cheerleader: Hey Austin! You bunch of hipster, cowboy, weirdos! Who the fuck are you!?
Austin cheerleader: (from afar) Who the fuck are you, partner?
Even better, the SISG cheerleader apologizes for making assumptions when she learns the Overland Park squad already has rivals.
Mackenzie is not allowed to curse because she'll lose more of her hair and Brittnay is also not allowed because she's currently on camera. So it's up to Trisha to put those 'b-words' in their place. Before proceeding...
Trisha: I'm sorry about this.
Trisha 2: (In a quasi-ominous tone) Do what you must...
Trisha: I'll never forget you... (turns to them) You girls are shit. From a butt, that smells like...bitch. Which is what you are, as well, so fuck... in your butts. All the shit that bitches are, and- and you fuck that shit that's all in your butt and you put it in the f— the bitch that is your face (Brittnay starts to cut in), 'cause you're a fucking, butt!
Brittnay: Trisha, please stop.
Trisha: (sighs in relief) Oh my god, how did I do?
Trisha 2: You're great!
Trisha: You're ALIVE!!
The boys also managed to make it to cheer nationals. Than followed Tristan and Tanner and he's dressed in more typical gay clothing which included a pink tie up top and red short shorts.
When the girls are now on the verge of giving up due to Ashley Katchadourian secretly joining Atchison, Deandra shows up to save the day, already in their uniform.
Jenna: Oh great, the robot girl... Whatever the fuck that means!
Trisha and Trisha 2 in The Stingeragain, but this time, they have a freestyle cursing and having a big laugh whenever they come up with a dirty word. Trisha eventually came up with "gall bladder". They went along with it as the episode ended.
Trisha 2: Shove a penis in your gall bladder!
Mackenzie's jab at Saison who made the cheer team, but didn't show up until the week of Cheer Nationals.
Mackenzie: And by the way, Saison, I'm really glad that this is the week you decided to start showing.
That was actually a reference to her baby bump.
It's still pretty funny the way she says it.
Than's "disgusted" reaction to the two cheerleaders that walked by. It sounded so...forced.
Than: Oh gross, girls! Oh disgusting. Oh, the stomach— oh god, it's hurting. What about you Tanner?
Deandra telling Brittnay she suddenly developed the vocabulary of Bob the Builder the minute she said "effing".
The gasping Trishas. They talk about how it annoys some people. They gasp to an extent where Trisha coughs from too much air.
Than in order to be friends with Tanner had to give a blowjob to some random guy who is implied to be Bert, Jeannie Halverstad's judging partner. What's more, Bert himself seemed to know little about whether he just got a blowjob from a man or a woman.
Mackenzie's words of encouragement to her squad before they go on.
Mackenzie: Okay girls! Here we go. Don't fuck this up!
While the guys are discussing the anonymous blowjob Tanner gave someone, Matthew's Team Dad qualities show. His hurried tone sells it:
Blaine: You mean a glory hole?
Matthew: Blaine, Blaine, sweet Blaine... don't get involved.
"Jesus, Jenna, when did you get so fucking dark?"
"Yay, me with arms!"
The savvyness that is Deandra:
Jenna Darabond: Can I help you?
Deandra: Uh, yeah, I need to poop.
Jenna Darabond: Oh, well, this is—
Deandra: Yeah, I know, this is some kinda weird territorial cheerleader bullshit, but I have some actual bullshit that is about to become some hallway bullshit, so I don't really have time to deal with all your autocratic bathroom hierarchy bullshit, capiche?
The cheerleaders using Hamlet to make analogies regarding the ongoing strife between the three seasons, with Deandra comparing herself to The Ophelia and stating "And maybe if everybody would have the chilled the fuck out Ophelia would have still had her goddamn arms!"
Jenna Darabond's plan to change the concept of popularity that would ruin the cheer squad's reputation.
Mackenzie: Seriously, what theFFFFUCK, are you talking about?!
Jenna: I'm talking about (puts on Nerd Glasses) Hipsterism...
The Van Buren's simultaneous "Hiiii!" and Cameron decides to hold it for a few more seconds.
Kaitlyn Zales's voice.
Mrs. Zales's laugh.
Deandra's eating arm which is basically similar to her regular robot arm but with a big spoon on it instead of the hand.
"Gobble gobble, motherfucker. Gobble gobble."
Deandra's fake sob story which had something to do with her family forgetting all about thanksgiving, which is a complete lie since she just had a blast eating dinner with her family as she bids them goodbye. When she first tells it to Shay Van Buren, a sad, overly-dramatic piano score plays in the background.
Brittnay beating up a guy for calling her a bitch behind her back. It becomes a Funny Background Event later on.
"Fuck my ass with a spoon!"
The extended time we see Brittnay hanging out with Tristan. The things they do together and say to each other...
Brittnay: Oh my god, Tristan, you are such a slut!
Tristan: Well if that isn't the pot calling a kettle a slut!
Brittnay: What did you say, you little bitch?
Tristan: You heard me, bitch!
Tristan: Fucking twat!
Tristan telling her about the some guy named Pablo. Brittnay knows him as "the one with the—" and Tristan cuts her off. The fact that it may never be disclosed what the deal with Pablo was is somehow funny.
Blaine asking Justin if he should also follow his (Justin's) example. What sells it is Matthew's obviously annoyed reaction.
Blaine: Hey, Justin! Do you think I should start drinking coffee and quit the football team too?
Matthew: No, Blaine. Dammit, Blaine! Dammit. Just stand there, and stop asking questions.
Jonathan falls out of a bathroom stall. Overhearing that Justin quit, he volunteers to fill in his spot. The football team speechlessly tells him is pants are still down...
Bridget: Hello everybody, and welcome to the North Pole: the happiest place in Overland Park!
"TRICK OR TREAT!" "Katelynn, it's Christmas. Not Halloween."
Trisha saying that Katelynn reminds her of herself when she was 11. Mackenzie tries to say that she's 7 but decides to drop it. This is also funny if you compare Deandra saying that it reminded her of herself when she was 2 back in the Thanksgiving episode. Trisha's is funnier for a subtle reason.
When Santa needed to take a break, Trisha is quite displeased. Worth noting, she's been a bit nicer since the first three episodes when she was a bit bitchy and apparently, she still has that attitude with her. It's almost giggleworthy seeing her angry like that...again, after for so long.
Trisha: Boo! Boo! (...) This is fucking bullshit...
Mall Santa revealing he had a fling with Belinda in the past and she keeps egging him on continuing his bad habits. There's also Belinda's rather disturbing Christmas themed unusual euphemisms.
When she cut in front of Trisha to sit on Santa's lap.
Mackenzie realizing how shitty parties are without friends. Then cut to Rachel and Judith whose plan of partying is watching episodes of Gossip Girl all by themselves.
The entire flashback prior to the start of the series which revealed the squad's friendlier past.
Brittnay legitimately thought Saison was cool and believed she's actually French and they are going to be best friends. That is until Jennifer McMinimen revealed that Saison is actually from Montreal and things just go downhill from there.
Brittnay: You know what? I am pretty tolerant of most things. But if there's one thing that pisses me off, so much that I wanna stab a baby, it is people that lie about their ORIGIN STORIES!! God, Montreal? What a fucking (flashback ends) BITCH...! God, I fucking hate her.
The ending with Rachel and Judith actually watching Gossip Girl. Then they recall what it was like for them last year in which nothing actually changed. In that flashback, they pretty much say the same thing and recall what it was like last year back then. It's also similar but the only difference this time is that Rachel is sitting on the right side of the couch.
"To 2014. May it not totally fuck us in the ass."
The "list" with only Deandra's name in it. Jarringly, it's Trisha, of all people, to make clear that it's not so much as a list but just a piece of paper with her name on it.
Trisha panicking over being ignored by Mackenzie and Brittnay, assuming that she had turned into a ghost when she is left unnoticed over her confusion on what they were planning.
Brittnay tries to recruit Saison for the squad but she stated that Brittnay made clear that she was off the team. Then a flashback from Cheer Nationals showed her burning her cheer uniform. Then throws her plane ticket in the fire, simply for the fact that they'll be sitting next to each other.
Mackenzie's overwhelming reluctance on asking Shay Van Buren to join the cheer squad, almost sounded like she was about to puke.
Shay will join the cheer squad provided that she be head cheerleader. Mackenzie is disapproving.
Mackenzie: You can be in charge of suckin' this DICK!
Lastly, Trisha arrives to someone's home feeling nervous asking the particular person to join the squad. As soon as who the person she's asking is seen, it was none other than Trisha 2!* Bet you thought it was Ashley Katchadourian, didn't you?
When Deandra is offered a spot on the football team she asks if it's an issue that she's a girl. The boys briefly huddle, and you can just make out Mathew muttering "well c'mon, they run the world" and "listen to Beyonce, brother".
Trisha: You know, we never see her enough. You know?
Brittnay beating up a guy (who was the same guy who asked about the "CHER SQUAD") commenting on the old cheer uniforms which lead to another Funny Background Event.
Mackenzie then-currently gives a speech having had enough with the hipsters and that they need a plan to fuck them up, then Shay interrupts her reminding that as head cheerleader, she's supposed to take the lead. When Mackenzie unexcitedly admits, Shay just repeated everything Mackenzie said a few moments ago.
Mackenzie: Is this ever gonna get old for you, Shay?
Shay: No, it is not.
The Trishas suggestion about starting a Wikipedia page about Jenna Darabond and filling it with lies, leading up to the backing of the "burn train", to which they start beeping until Mackenzie points out that's not what trains sound like.
The sound of a backwards train: "OOCH, OOCH, OOCH, OOCH..."
Shay taking out plans from the movies she's watched (which were mostly teen flicks) and her last two involve the Home Alone movies.
Trisha 2 asking Deandra if she intimidates people like how 6-foot tall black men do the same thing when around other people. While on the subject matter, Trisha admits to be intimidated by small Asian men.
Choosing between Country Time Lemonade and Monkey Fight, she chose the latter. She then had second thoughts and assumes that "monkey fight" is about two monkeys fighting. Trisha 2 adds "with knives" and cue two knives photoshopped on the fighting monkey's hands. Deandra confirms "monkey fight". Okay.
"Gravy or Apple Pie?" Cue running gag of choosing back and forth until concluding with the third option. Gravy on top of apple pie.
Both Trishas: Mmmm...
Deandra becoming a bit upset for not being invited to Trisha 2's house for chicken fried peas. She didn't know.
Deandra: I love chicken fried peas! I love chicken fried anything!!
When Reby admits that it definitely was, they actually find it heartwarming complete with aww's
Reby wants to demonstrate a wrestling move but needs a volunteer. Trisha suggests Trisha 2. Hilarity ensues by the end.
Before signing off, Trisha 2 is thrown to the background and clattering metal sounds can be heard.
w/ Lindsay Seim from INSIDIOUS CHAPTER 2
Lindsay confirms that as an audience member when it comes to scary movies, she's a "pretty big chicken". The Trishas being well...the way they are, you know where this goes.
Trisha 2: Yum...
Trisha 2 consider Milo And Otis a scary movie. Trisha labels it as the scariest movie ever, simply because they think that a dog and a cat should not be together.
Trisha 2: Those are boundaries that aren't meant to be crossed.
There's also a bit of Fridge Brilliance with why they considered it. The movie itself gets unnerving to watch because of the dangerous things they go through and the animals used were real. There's also the rumor of the more than thirty cats having died over the course of the production but we'll just leave it there.
Trisha 2 believing that Homeward Bound is a sequel to said movie and is just as equally terrifying.
The Trishas misunderstood the point of a "based on a true story" after Lindsay said that she couldn't help but the things that happened in The Conjuring have happened to actual people. Thinking that the scenes James Wan filmed were real.
The return of the Trisha Lightning Round.
Trisha: Trisha, what's her score?
Trisha 2: We don't keep scores.
Trisha: Yeah, you win!!
(Both Trisha 2 and Lindsay cheer) YAAYY!!
When Lindsay said she gets scared easily, Trisha 2 attempts to startle her, as always, juvenile attempts of imitating sounds. Of course, she wasn't at all scared but Trisha, meanwhile:
Trisha: (hiding behind the desk, shaking) What are you...? Who are you...?
Trisha 2: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to scare you.
Brittnay: Well, my dad always says 2nd place is 1st place loser so, to answer your question Trisha, it was f***ing terrible!
Trisha 2 recalls a story of how her popularity is affecting her life which simply includes some random student asking where the auditorium is. Trisha shares her surprise with how super popular Trisha 2 is.
The new segment on the Trisha Show, "Ask Brittnay".
Trisha blatantly admits to hacking Brittnay's Facebook page in order to choose the best questions, sent by fans.
Trisha: And then we illegally hacked in to Brittnay's facebook page and chose the best questions.
Brittnay is curious with how they even got her password. It was, "brittnay"... Oh god.
The second question's answer on the segment involves a boy trying to lose pounds for the homecoming dance.
Judith gets Kim Kardashian a baby gift but only to be sent back. Rachel gets her a gift too but it also got sent back. If it has nothing to do with sending knives for the baby, then we don't know why. She stated that it could be useful for cutting hair, oh Jesus...
The caller online named... pshh, "Witney" Matthews. She starts out acting all soft-voiced and sweet, telling them that she's having a party at Saturday and she'd like for them to come but she asks them to do one thing first:
"Witney": (goes back to her regular voice) EAT A BAG OF F[bleep]NG D[bleep]CKS!!! (hangs up)
Same with their "clip" of Breaking Bad, especially Rachel's hilariously poor costume of Walter White.
Dan's Dirty DVR
When Rachel and Judith are reading the titles of the shows in Producer Dan's DVR, they completely miss the point of what it's really about due to most of the titles being double entendres and unusual euphemisms.
The moment Judith says the word 'stud' when reading the description, Rachel promptly thinks it's about a horse.
"Biracial Hook Up 6" being about tow truck drivers.
The "we take tight sexy women..." and the "we stick them with the thickest men" description being too funny too say when they were first recording it. It's almost impossible since Rachel has to say it with much enthusiasm and energy as possible.
Same for "Gigantic Toys In Small Holes" description bearing the words "squeeze massive sex toys", also said with the same energy.