History Funny / TheMostPopularGirlsInSchool

11th Jan '17 8:08:46 PM Monolaf317
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** Also, her reaction to the accident:

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** Also, her reaction their reactions to the accident:



-->'''Trisha''': ''Thank you''... That has been bothering me all day. (to the others) It's Even Stevens guys!
-->'''''(Everybody else):''''' ''Ooohh...''

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-->'''Trisha''': ''Thank you''... That has been bothering me all day. (to ''(To the others) others)'' It's Even Stevens guys!
-->'''''(Everybody else):''''' -->'''Ashley and Jenna:''' ''Ooohh...''
6th Jan '17 7:23:13 PM nombretomado
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* Trisha's ongoing freak out over her belief that she is either in ''{{Inception}}'' or ''TheMatrix''. Later followed up with her being told she is not on a show, [[spoiler: as the links to subscribe to the YouTube channel pop up around her, leading her to [[NoFourthWall beg the viewers to subscribe or keep watching or she'll die when the show ends]].]]

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* Trisha's ongoing freak out over her belief that she is either in ''{{Inception}}'' ''Film/{{Inception}}'' or ''TheMatrix''. Later followed up with her being told she is not on a show, [[spoiler: as the links to subscribe to the YouTube channel pop up around her, leading her to [[NoFourthWall beg the viewers to subscribe or keep watching or she'll die when the show ends]].]]
15th Nov '16 6:08:45 PM nombretomado
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** That particular [[spoiler: Mercanary Cheerleader]] says "[[KickButtowski Oh, biscuits!]]" in response to the above. In a Kermit the Frog voice.

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** That particular [[spoiler: Mercanary Cheerleader]] says "[[KickButtowski "[[WesternAnimation/KickButtowski Oh, biscuits!]]" in response to the above. In a Kermit the Frog voice.
12th Nov '16 10:01:50 AM Monolaf317
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-->'''Mackenzie:''' Oh Brittnay, don't you remember somebody saying something about not respecting boundaries and how the idea of groups, owning spots was antiquated and-- I'm sorry, what was the word for it?

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-->'''Mackenzie:''' Oh Brittnay, Brittnay~♪, don't you remember somebody saying something about not respecting boundaries and how the idea of groups, owning spots was antiquated and-- I'm sorry, what was the word for it?



-->'''Mackenzie:''' Oh Brittnay~♪, I think you're gonna find the next five minutes very entertaining.\\

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-->'''Mackenzie:''' Oh Brittnay~♪, Brittnay, I think you're gonna find the next five minutes very entertaining.\\
7th Nov '16 6:14:11 PM Monolaf317
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-->'''Brittnay''': Trisha, please stop.

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-->'''Brittnay''': ''({{Facepalm}}ing)'' Trisha, please stop.
17th Oct '16 5:51:40 PM Monolaf317
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* The fact that all the characters are dolls means they have a constant, vaguely creepy smile even in the most inappropriate of circumstances.

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* The fact that all the characters are dolls means they have a constant, [[PerpetualExpression constant,]] [[PerpetualSmiler vaguely creepy smile smile]] even in the most inappropriate of circumstances.
16th Oct '16 3:07:27 PM Monolaf317
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--->'''Carlo''': I need to read these before I actually say 'em!

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--->'''Carlo''': --->'''Carlo:''' I need to read these before I actually say 'em!



* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6TSptnGGYo Mrs. Zales]] chooses a rather inappropriate time to pick up her phone.
15th Oct '16 6:09:18 PM newblood75
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* The fact that all the characters are dolls means they have a constant, vaguely creepy smile even in the most inappropriate of circumstances.
14th Oct '16 3:49:56 PM Monolaf317
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--->'''Van Burens:''' "Where the fuck is Mackenzie Zales!?"

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--->'''Van -->'''Van Burens:''' "Where the fuck is Mackenzie Zales!?"



--->'''Mikayla''': You know Mackenzie, it'd be a shame if your sister fell down a flight of STAIRS!!

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--->'''Mikayla''': -->'''Mikayla''': You know Mackenzie, it'd be a shame if your sister fell down a flight of STAIRS!!



--->'''Deandra:''' Jesus Christ! Is that a fucking gremlin!?
--->'''Mikayla Van Buren:''' No ... I'm a third grader!
--->'''Deandra:''' Whatever, just no one feed that fucking thing after midnight.

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--->'''Deandra:''' -->'''Deandra:''' Jesus Christ! Is that a fucking gremlin!?
--->'''Mikayla -->'''Mikayla Van Buren:''' No ... I'm a third grader!
--->'''Deandra:''' -->'''Deandra:''' Whatever, just no one feed that fucking thing after midnight.



---> '''Brittnay:''' "I don't know, mom! WHY DON'T YOU ASK THE BREAD LOAF THAT'S BAKING IN MY VAGINA!?"

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---> --> '''Brittnay:''' "I don't know, mom! WHY DON'T YOU ASK THE BREAD LOAF THAT'S BAKING IN MY VAGINA!?"



---> '''Deandra:''' Hey.
---> '''Brittnay:''' [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck off]].

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---> --> '''Deandra:''' Hey.
---> --> '''Brittnay:''' [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck off]].



--->'''Judith:''' H-hey, Bridget. H-how's it going?
--->'''Bridget:''' Well, I'm 27 and I'm still living with my parents in Overland Park, [[ADegreeInUseless I have an art history degree from a night school]], my cat just died, I've lost twenty-five percent control of my sphincter muscles, I get a clicking sound in my jaw when I eat, I drive a 91 Dodge Neon, I have ovarian cysts, sometimes I pee the bed still, I have alopecia. The only man who wants to fuck me is my 48 year-old manager at Pizza Street. PS: He only has one ball. So I guess...better than you.

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--->'''Judith:''' -->'''Judith:''' H-hey, Bridget. H-how's it going?
--->'''Bridget:''' -->'''Bridget:''' Well, I'm 27 and I'm still living with my parents in Overland Park, [[ADegreeInUseless I have an art history degree from a night school]], my cat just died, I've lost twenty-five percent control of my sphincter muscles, I get a clicking sound in my jaw when I eat, I drive a 91 Dodge Neon, I have ovarian cysts, sometimes I pee the bed still, I have alopecia. The only man who wants to fuck me is my 48 year-old manager at Pizza Street. PS: He only has one ball. So I guess...better than you.



--->'''Matthew:''' Figure out how to speak. You're nine years-old, god dammit!

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--->'''Matthew:''' -->'''Matthew:''' Figure out how to speak. You're nine years-old, god dammit!



--->'''Shay''': Everybody in the club gettin' tipsy-- '''OW SONOFABITCH BASTARD!! WHY MEEEE WHY NOOW? DOES GOD HAAAATE MEEE? OW, JESUS CHRIIIIST!'''

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--->'''Shay''': -->'''Shay''': Everybody in the club gettin' tipsy-- '''OW SONOFABITCH BASTARD!! WHY MEEEE WHY NOOW? DOES GOD HAAAATE MEEE? OW, JESUS CHRIIIIST!'''



--->'''Brittnay''': Oh my God, I feel like I'm having an abortion!
--->'''Mackenzie''': Why would God do this to me??
--->'''Trisha''': Ehhhhhhhhh SQUIRTLE!
--->'''Mackenzie''': How the ''fuck'' did this happen??
--->'''Trisha''': ''(stops pooping)'' I think someone may have put laxatives in our pre-Pep Rally energy drinks... ''(starts pooping)'' HIGHGUYGONNAMUFFIN!!!
--->'''Brittnay''': Really, Trisha? Really? YOU THINK?!
--->'''Trisha''': Well, I mean, that's just my best guess; I really couldn't say for sure without doing a-- ''(starts pooping)'' WOAHWOAHWOAHWOAH!!
--->'''Mackenzie''': GODDAMN YOU, SHAY VAN BUREN!!!!!!

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--->'''Brittnay''': -->'''Brittnay''': Oh my God, I feel like I'm having an abortion!
--->'''Mackenzie''': -->'''Mackenzie''': Why would God do this to me??
--->'''Trisha''': -->'''Trisha''': Ehhhhhhhhh SQUIRTLE!
--->'''Mackenzie''': -->'''Mackenzie''': How the ''fuck'' did this happen??
--->'''Trisha''': -->'''Trisha''': ''(stops pooping)'' I think someone may have put laxatives in our pre-Pep Rally energy drinks... ''(starts pooping)'' HIGHGUYGONNAMUFFIN!!!
--->'''Brittnay''': -->'''Brittnay''': Really, Trisha? Really? YOU THINK?!
--->'''Trisha''': -->'''Trisha''': Well, I mean, that's just my best guess; I really couldn't say for sure without doing a-- ''(starts pooping)'' WOAHWOAHWOAHWOAH!!
--->'''Mackenzie''': -->'''Mackenzie''': GODDAMN YOU, SHAY VAN BUREN!!!!!!



--->'''Mackenzie''': Fuck it right in the ass!
--->'''Brittnay''': No lube!
--->'''Trisha''': Fisting!
--->'''Deandra''': With a big, black dildo!
--->'''Mackenzie''': THE BIGGEST.

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--->'''Mackenzie''': -->'''Mackenzie''': Fuck it right in the ass!
--->'''Brittnay''': -->'''Brittnay''': No lube!
--->'''Trisha''': -->'''Trisha''': Fisting!
--->'''Deandra''': -->'''Deandra''': With a big, black dildo!
--->'''Mackenzie''': -->'''Mackenzie''': THE BIGGEST.



--->'''Shay:''' Mikayla, I'm six feet tall and I weigh a hundred and five pounds, I think I know how to mix Ex-Lax into a drink.
--->'''Mikayla:''' If you put too much in, the Ex-Lax will just sit on top, like semen on root beer.

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--->'''Shay:''' -->'''Shay:''' Mikayla, I'm six feet tall and I weigh a hundred and five pounds, I think I know how to mix Ex-Lax into a drink.
--->'''Mikayla:''' -->'''Mikayla:''' If you put too much in, the Ex-Lax will just sit on top, like semen on root beer.



--->'''Jayna:''' Listen, girls, if you mix in too much of the Ex-Lax, it'll just sit on top, like ... well, semen on root beer.
--->'''Mikayla:''' I told you!
--->'''Shay:''' ''[under her breath]'' Shut up, lice-head.

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--->'''Jayna:''' -->'''Jayna:''' Listen, girls, if you mix in too much of the Ex-Lax, it'll just sit on top, like ... well, semen on root beer.
--->'''Mikayla:''' -->'''Mikayla:''' I told you!
--->'''Shay:''' -->'''Shay:''' ''[under her breath]'' Shut up, lice-head.



--->'''Blaine:''' Oh, Saison. I wanted to know... do you want to go to prom with me?
---> '''Saison:''' Oh, Blaine. How you say, ''oui''.
---> ''*Cut to Brittnay banging her head against the lockers*''
---> '''Saison:''' Oh, hello, Britt-a-nee. Is everything, eh, ''bon''?
---> '''Brittnay:''' Oh, it's just fine, Saison. I was just trying to put myself into a coma so I wouldn't have to listen to the two of you '''dipshits''' tryin' to talk and breathe at the same time.

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--->'''Blaine:''' -->'''Blaine:''' Oh, Saison. I wanted to know... do you want to go to prom with me?
---> --> '''Saison:''' Oh, Blaine. How you say, ''oui''.
---> --> ''*Cut to Brittnay banging her head against the lockers*''
---> --> '''Saison:''' Oh, hello, Britt-a-nee. Is everything, eh, ''bon''?
---> --> '''Brittnay:''' Oh, it's just fine, Saison. I was just trying to put myself into a coma so I wouldn't have to listen to the two of you '''dipshits''' tryin' to talk and breathe at the same time.



--->'''Brittnay''': I'm telling you, I don't trust that bitch.
--->'''Trisha''': Um, Brittnay, you don't trust anybody.
--->'''Brittnay''': Yeah, with good reason! The last girl we trusted was Taylor [=McDevitt=]!
--->'''Mackenzie''': ''Oh Jesus...''
--->'''Brittnay''': We're supposed to be having a fun day at the Overland Park Community Center Pool. I turn my back for one second and Taylor's playing "Hide the Finger" with my FUCKING BOYFRIEND in the Lazy River!
--->'''Trisha''': I could totally go for a swim right now.

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--->'''Brittnay''': -->'''Brittnay''': I'm telling you, I don't trust that bitch.
--->'''Trisha''': -->'''Trisha''': Um, Brittnay, you don't trust anybody.
--->'''Brittnay''': -->'''Brittnay''': Yeah, with good reason! The last girl we trusted was Taylor [=McDevitt=]!
--->'''Mackenzie''': -->'''Mackenzie''': ''Oh Jesus...''
--->'''Brittnay''': -->'''Brittnay''': We're supposed to be having a fun day at the Overland Park Community Center Pool. I turn my back for one second and Taylor's playing "Hide the Finger" with my FUCKING BOYFRIEND in the Lazy River!
--->'''Trisha''': -->'''Trisha''': I could totally go for a swim right now.



--->'''Ashley Katchadourian''': Oh hey Trisha, Jenna Dapananian said you wanted to see me.
--->'''Trisha:''' Ashley. Katchadourian. You were supposed to be watching the door.
--->'''Ashley Katchadourian:''' Oh, no, I know, it's just my family and I we went to Pearl Harbor for 2 weeks, so that's kind of a thing we do every year. Didn't you get the vacation request form I submitted before I-
--->'''Trisha:''' You... were supposed to be watching the door...
--->'''Ashley Katchadourian:''' Well, yeah, I know, but I submitted the form and I was going to-
--->'''Trisha:''' You were supposed... ''to be watching the door!'' '''''Ashley Katchadourian!!!'''''
--->'''Ashley Katchadourian:''' Um, Trisha, are you ok-
--->'''Trisha:''' DO YOU KNOW WHAT THESE ARE ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN?! THESE ARE A LITTLE GIRL'S ARMS. A LITTLE GIRL WITH DREAMS. WITH LEGS. WITH A HEAD.
--->'''Ashley Katchadourian:''' Really, Trisha, I-
--->'''Trisha:''' SHE'S A PENCIL, SHE'S A SWIZZLESTICK. YOU CAN USE HER AS A POOL NOODLE. AND NOW I'M HOLDING UP HER ARMS. ARMS!
--->'''Ashley Katchadourian::''' Okay, but-but I was-
--->'''Trisha:''' I'M HOLDING THEM BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T WATCHING THE DOOR.
--->'''Ashley Katchadourian::''' Uh- I....was at Pearl Harbor.
--->'''Trisha:''' A GIRL LOST HER ARMS, ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. A GIRL LOST HER FUCKING ARMS. DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT HAS TRANSPIRED WHILE YOU WERE IN PEARL HARBOR?! SEEING THE FUCKING JAPANESE MUSEUM?! WE HAD OUR OWN PEARL HARBOR HERE TODAY. OH MY GOD. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US?! YOU LITERALLY BOMBED US! LIKE THE JAPANESE YOU ARE! AND ME.....I'M BEN AFFLECK. AND I'M BEN AFFLECK AND I'M HOLDING TWO FUCKING GIRL'S ARMS. AND YOU'RE CUBA GOODING JR. DISAPPOINTING EVERYBODY.
--->'''Ashley Katchadourian::''' *cries and runs away*
--->'''Trisha:''' LIVE WITH THAT!

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--->'''Ashley -->'''Ashley Katchadourian''': Oh hey Trisha, Jenna Dapananian said you wanted to see me.
--->'''Trisha:''' -->'''Trisha:''' Ashley. Katchadourian. You were supposed to be watching the door.
--->'''Ashley -->'''Ashley Katchadourian:''' Oh, no, I know, it's just my family and I we went to Pearl Harbor for 2 weeks, so that's kind of a thing we do every year. Didn't you get the vacation request form I submitted before I-
--->'''Trisha:''' -->'''Trisha:''' You... were supposed to be watching the door...
--->'''Ashley -->'''Ashley Katchadourian:''' Well, yeah, I know, but I submitted the form and I was going to-
--->'''Trisha:''' -->'''Trisha:''' You were supposed... ''to be watching the door!'' '''''Ashley Katchadourian!!!'''''
--->'''Ashley -->'''Ashley Katchadourian:''' Um, Trisha, are you ok-
--->'''Trisha:''' -->'''Trisha:''' DO YOU KNOW WHAT THESE ARE ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN?! THESE ARE A LITTLE GIRL'S ARMS. A LITTLE GIRL WITH DREAMS. WITH LEGS. WITH A HEAD.
--->'''Ashley -->'''Ashley Katchadourian:''' Really, Trisha, I-
--->'''Trisha:''' -->'''Trisha:''' SHE'S A PENCIL, SHE'S A SWIZZLESTICK. YOU CAN USE HER AS A POOL NOODLE. AND NOW I'M HOLDING UP HER ARMS. ARMS!
--->'''Ashley -->'''Ashley Katchadourian::''' Okay, but-but I was-
--->'''Trisha:''' -->'''Trisha:''' I'M HOLDING THEM BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T WATCHING THE DOOR.
--->'''Ashley -->'''Ashley Katchadourian::''' Uh- I....was at Pearl Harbor.
--->'''Trisha:''' -->'''Trisha:''' A GIRL LOST HER ARMS, ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. A GIRL LOST HER FUCKING ARMS. DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT HAS TRANSPIRED WHILE YOU WERE IN PEARL HARBOR?! SEEING THE FUCKING JAPANESE MUSEUM?! WE HAD OUR OWN PEARL HARBOR HERE TODAY. OH MY GOD. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US?! YOU LITERALLY BOMBED US! LIKE THE JAPANESE YOU ARE! AND ME.....I'M BEN AFFLECK. AND I'M BEN AFFLECK AND I'M HOLDING TWO FUCKING GIRL'S ARMS. AND YOU'RE CUBA GOODING JR. DISAPPOINTING EVERYBODY.
--->'''Ashley -->'''Ashley Katchadourian::''' *cries and runs away*
--->'''Trisha:''' -->'''Trisha:''' LIVE WITH THAT!



---> '''Brittnay''': "Suck my dick, you cunt."
---> '''Tanya''': *gasp* "Wow, Brittnay. Aha, nice language. Who taught you to speak? ''Sailors?''"
---> ''(The Atchison cheer squad laughs)''
---> '''Brittnay''': "...The fuck?"

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---> --> '''Brittnay''': "Suck my dick, you cunt."
---> --> '''Tanya''': *gasp* "Wow, Brittnay. Aha, nice language. Who taught you to speak? ''Sailors?''"
---> --> ''(The Atchison cheer squad laughs)''
---> --> '''Brittnay''': "...The fuck?"
13th Oct '16 11:49:48 AM Monolaf317
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* Reby wants to demonstrate a wrestling move but needs a volunteer. Trisha suggests Trisha 2. {{Hilarity ensues}} by the end.[[labelnote:*]]They wrestle like you expect Barbie dolls to fight. You can see someones hand in a FreezeFrameBonus.[[/labelnote]]

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* Reby wants to demonstrate a wrestling move but needs a volunteer. Trisha suggests Trisha 2. {{Hilarity ensues}} by the end.[[labelnote:*]]They wrestle like you expect Barbie dolls to fight. You can see someones hand in a FreezeFrameBonus.[[/labelnote]]
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