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- An early Fortune Cookie stream has Jon playing Monster Rancher 2, where Jon's monster happens to be a living wall who Jon names "Pcull44444". Later on, the chat is saying that Wall!Pcull may die soon, so Dan gives Jon this line.
- Jon explains he can't pay attention to messages
because he has to concentrate on a hard F-Zero race. Patrick decides to troll him by setting him a fake algebra problem to distract him. Jake then gets him back on Jon's behalf by setting Patrick a real calculus problem, which Patrick then proceeds to actually start solving while Jon continues to race. - In the first-ever Fortune Cookie stream, while playing Sonic Advance 2 Jon claims to be a "Professional Space Jam Song Knower-er".
- Jon plays a Runaway Guys Dating Sim.Jon: The problem with bringing up streaming something stupid to the livestream chat is that they want to actually see said dumb thing.
- Right before playing this game, someone asks Jon if he was trapped on an island, and he had a choice between being alone forever or being with Chuggaaconroy forever, which would he pick. Jon chooses being with Chugga, on account of him actually not being too hyper when only one other person is around and saying he would actually be useful in that type of situation. Cue someone in the call with him...
- His first run through, Jon immediately fails by (as Emile) getting into an argument with Jon and kicked out of the house. Jon claims this is the most realistic result.
- A Farewell to Bombs Edition
- Playing Super Mario Bros. 3 on a Retron, he accidentally kicked the cartridge, which caused it to fail to connect to the console properly. This is the result. WARNING: May induce seizures.
- The very beginning:
Jon: Okay, we're gonna play SUPER BGGAGABGABAYU. ...Ooon the NES.- Made better by the fact that his co-comms had no idea of what was happening, they could only hear Jon speaking.
- All the glitched text forming nonsense words that sound vaguely German or Japanese...
- The end-of-level message that reads "YOU GOT A EARD!" instead of "YOU GOT A CARD!", which Jon reads as "YOU GOT A BEARD!"
- Toad's strangely poetic comment "Pntttptnpn to a faraway land" in a Mushroom House.
- Jon reading the on-screen text "WRCCIXR G1 WRP ZINR!"
- As commenters point out, Jon gets screwed over by invisible coin blocks... again.
- Jon notes that a glitched 1-up appears in the game as the letter P and comments "Man, I got a P!"
- Jon plays up to World 8 because he wants to see what glitched Bowser looks like... only for the game to start healing itself enroute.
- It starts glitching again a bit later, and Jon has to get up to Bowser while being unable to see the lava for the glitches... and Bowser turns out to be perfectly normal.
- Somehow in the midst of the chaos, Jon's soundboard somehow changes the sound for when someone subscribes changes from "YOU WILL GIVE ME AN EGG!" to "MORTAL KOMBAT!"
- Jon reads out the heavily glitched credits as best he can, then the game resets...and the title screen has reverted to normal, to his surprise.
- Jon reading from the comments: "Jon beat World 4, but it's still anyone's gurflgrgl!"
- On the same note as that: "You will give us an ERGGUURGH?!"
- One of the subscribers during the livestream tells Jon "I thought you weren't doing any more ROM hacks", causing Jon to laugh and respond with "Touché".
- Playing Super Mario Bros. 3 on a Retron, he accidentally kicked the cartridge, which caused it to fail to connect to the console properly. This is the result.
- Hopefully not Breaking my Games for Once Edition
- During a game of Wheel of Fortune with Lucahjin, Dan The Enigma, and PsychoticGex (the latter of whom were teamed up for sake of having room for all 4 players), Lucah ended up temporarily leaving the Skype call for all of 2 minutes. Meanwhile, Jon, Dan, and Gex are just laughing their asses off.
- To give some context as to why that happened: the group is playing the game in hotseat multiplayer, relaying their decisions for Jon to carry out via Skype. On the second puzzle of the session, after a few turns as normal, both "Gex the Enigma" (the team of two) and Lucah both figure out the puzzle while Jon (who was already in the lead) doesn't have a clue. Jon spins for Gex, and gets a Bankrupt. He then spins for Lucah, and lands on Lose A Turn. The other two already call shenanigans, only for Jon to pick another letter, realize the answer, but spin one more time for score... he lands on the Jackpot space and immediately secures it. The other three promptly rage, Lucah getting so vitriolic she actually drops the call.
- Later, the chat actually made a Lucah/Mexican Pizza fanfic!
- In some other Wheel of Fortune matches, Jon wins the final prize of "FUN" while guest John (with an H) wins "the Eiffel Tower" (according to Jon slightly misinterpreting the prize cutscenes).
- And then Jake wins "the Pyramids, and a boat, and some water for the boat to go in".
- At one point, Jon ended up streaming Superman 64 due to the game he was supposed to play not working. Given the night's stream being titled "Hopefully Not Breaking My Games For Once Edition", you'd expect the game to break. Jon's computer crashed instead.
- At 1 hour 24 minutes into this stream, Skitch accidentally says "that episode of Face/Off" instead of "that movie". This segues into Jon and the others discussing a hypothetical spinoff series where Nicolas Cage takes on a different face and persona every week and has to help people, similar to Quantum Leap.
- Around 3:30, Jon calls out LiamSixx for previously saying he lived 3 hours away from Jon in Alberta, and now saying he only lives 1 hour away. Liam defensively says he got it wrong...Liam: Look, which direction is Medicine Hat from you?
Jon: ...EVERY direction! - And then Lucah, who's stayed quiet, dismisses all this as "Canadian talk".
- During a game of Wheel of Fortune with Lucahjin, Dan The Enigma, and PsychoticGex (the latter of whom were teamed up for sake of having room for all 4 players), Lucah ended up temporarily leaving the Skype call for all of 2 minutes. Meanwhile, Jon, Dan, and Gex are just laughing their asses off.
- The Fortune Cookie gives Jon the original 8-bit Super Mario Bros. as one of his choices and the chat favors that one. He's worried because he hasn't played it "since before the N64 came out", but after a few touch-and-go moments, manages to beat it. Happily he celebrates with a soundboard clip...Soundboard: DISAPPOINTED!
Jon: ...That was not the sound clip I wanted! - Jon moves house and for his first stream in his new house, he starts out with The New Tetris. He sets up a game with the hardest-level AI "to see how long I can last" and comments on how he only expects the game to last two or three minutes, especially given how he's got to converse with the chat at the same time and isn't paying much attention to the game. Then, in the middle of him saying this, the game abruptly ends-Jon: I WON?! WHAT?!!
- After Pcull44444 and LiamSixx had both done speedruns on their own channels that night, Jon decides to do his own speedrun: Color A Dinosaur. And people start subscribing as he does it.
- Jon plays Snoopy's Silly Sports Spectacular and becomes obsessed with trying to beat the seemingly impossible pole vault. He finally manages it...due to looking away from the screen at the crucial moment.
- During Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Hyperstone Heist:[after Jon says "Liam has the best stories"]
LiamSixx: [Chat says] "Liam, tell me a bedtime story." Everybody died. The end.
Jon: That story sucks!
Liam: ...And they lived happily ever after.
Jon: That's a much better story.- Later, while Jon is fighting Pizza Monsters that look like Xenomorphs:
- During the first stream of 2014 (a Fortune Cookie stream), somebody subscribes with the name "YouWillGiveMeAnEggDotCom". Jon thinks the name is funny enough on its own, but then somebody gets the idea to try the URL, and finds that it redirects to Jon's Twitch page.
- The Sailor Moon fighting game. Highlights include the story Jon makes up to complement the first cutscene (acting as though he's translating the Japanese text), his bafflement at the brutality of the grabs (headbutts, slaps, powerbombs), Chibi Moon "eating" the opponent's face, DanTheEnigma continuously questioning why Tuxedo Mask is on the continue screen in the chat, and somebody pointing out the Contrived Coincidence of struggling against Sailor Mercury, when earlier in the stream he was struggling against the similarly-named Mercurius in a Gundam fighting game.
- Speaking of struggling against Mercurius, he expresses frustration with one move in particular, which he dubs the "Erection Shield".
- The Barbie game. From their reactions to the acting, to Lucah saying "clean My Balls" (their name for the pony) and the chat going wild with it, to Jirard showing up in the chat and treating the pony washing as a competitive sport.
- Jon plays Bomberman 64: The Second Attack. First he accidentally refers to it as Bomberman Act Zero: The Second Attack out of habit, and then the first bit of dialogue in the game refers to "picking up an unusual egg", fitting hilariously well with the established running gag.
- During one of his streams in October, someone (or multiple people) kept subscribing to his channel. This wouldn't be anything strange, except that 20 or so of them were all variations on Chugga's username, puns/jokes involving his username, and one that was simply "Chugga Wants An Egg". Jon and the chat were wondering if Chugga was doing this on purpose to see how many eggs Jon would give him before he asked him to stop. Jon didn't stop because (a) either way he was getting $5 a subscription and if whoever was doing it wanted to keep giving Jon money then so be it, and (b) he thought it was hilarious.
- I Can't Hold All These Choices Edition
- Jon ended streaming Drakkhen, for one specific reason:
- During Jon's stream of Castle Shikigami 2, Jon and the chat makes a sudden realization that the character he's playing as is voiced by Chris Redfield.
- Jon's determination to play City Escape while streaming Sonic Generations. (He then played the original City Escape after finding out that the Generations remake was not as good as the original and got a D rank.)
- All of McPixel (starts around 1:52:50).Jon: That was not the solution.
- Lucahjin was over at Jon's house to hang out on the January 25 stream (Haven't Come Up With A Subtitle Edition), at one point Katamari Damacy came up and things got very surreal:
- Skitch brought up the "Ban Doge" petition on the government website, and went on a nearly 15-minute insane, rambling improvised story about a teacher whose life was ruined because of Doge. By the end of it, Jon and Gex are both awestruck.
- Halfway through, Gex interrupts to mention that a new subscriber has signed up with the username "John Doge Johnson", then name of the teacher in Skitch's story.
- Lucah (who may or may not have been groggy from lack of sleep) went into a berserker rage at Jon's poor play, concluding with her playing the next round and screwing up even worse.
- And then Gex, poor Gex. He meant to say "knack", but his words slipped and he accidentally blurted out the N-word. Lucah's fake offense was a bit too real and Gex sulked off. What followed was several minutes of Lucah pleading him to come back, even saying "It's okay! I'm racist too!" Trainwreck would be a bit of an understatement for how it goes from there.
- Skitch brought up the "Ban Doge" petition on the government website, and went on a nearly 15-minute insane, rambling improvised story about a teacher whose life was ruined because of Doge. By the end of it, Jon and Gex are both awestruck.
- "Bird, Bird, Water!!"
- Meanwhile, the chat just blows up with puns:Zach110 & Pikmin3411: Laser Raven!
Ninjapupftw: DEATH WATER.
- Meanwhile, the chat just blows up with puns:
- The Running Gag that "Jon's audience hates Contra" - whenever a Contra game appears as a straw poll option it gets under 5% of the vote, much to Jon's bafflement.
- The "Non-Titanfall" stream reveals just how large a ham Emile is: according to Jon, every time he screams on The Runaway Guys, they mute his mic, but it's so loud everybody else's mics pick up the sound instead.
- Near the start, Jon plays Ghostbusters and a commenter points out that he's ProtonJon using a Proton Stream on a ProtonJon Stream.Jon: We have officially become too meta.
- Jon gets annoyed that people are asking about Superman 64 when there's an update about it "right under the stream", prompting this:Pcull44444: [singing, as Sebastian from The Little Mermaid] Under da stream, under da stream! There is an update, about Su-per-man, under da stream!
- Jon plays War of the Monsters after a confused mess of straw polls, during which Pcull accuses Jon of being Hitler for restricting straw poll use, and Jon's fans promptly make photoshops about it. Then, during the game, after Jon (playing as Magmo) uses the phrase "Everybody Loves Magmo", he and Pcull conceive a sitcom about giant monsters. "It ain't easy being thirty feet tall! (LAUGH TRACK)"
- Near the start, Jon plays Ghostbusters and a commenter points out that he's ProtonJon using a Proton Stream on a ProtonJon Stream.
- At the start of his "Pre-PAX Panic" stream, Jon keeps coming up with excuses to put off starting the game (Goat Simulator) because he wants to keep listening to an awesome remix of the Flying Battery Zone music that someone linked him to.
- At 1:50, Jon uses his 3DSes to take pictures of his stream, creating a Divide by Zero infinity effect.
- At 2:40, Jon (playing Jak X: Combat Racing) somehow manages to fail the tutorial.
- From "Misfortune Cookie Test Stream":
- Jon starts out playing the Robocop game by the same people who made Superman 64, and it turns out to be almost as bad.
- Then he moves on to the main point of the night, doing a Fortune Cookie but then choosing the winners with different methods such as the last-place game winning, or the third-place one, etc. However, for his first one the Cookie decides to troll him by continuously giving him RPGz as options (which Jon won't use because they take too long to get going).
- Jon plays Overlord and guest Tenmar creeps him out by talking about Jon while imitating the sycophantic sidekick's voice in that game.
- Jon "plays" Duke Nukem Forever (actually spending most of the time fooling around with the minigames) and corpses with laughter whenever he sees Duke's wooden animations in the mirror, especially when he twirls a swivel chair. When he goes to the gallery of images from the first game he remembers that the villain was called "Dr. Proton" (and Duke just refers to him as "Proton" in dialogue), leading to some fun moments. Then at the end of the session we get this:Jon: I guess we're done with Duke Nukem Forever.
Jewker: You might say we're done with Duke Nukem... forever.
[Jon slow claps Jewker for almost a minute] - One of the options on the next Cookie is Virtual-ON Oratorio Tangram, which Jewker refers to as "Virtual Ontario Tangerine".
- Fortune Cookie: Jon Misses Streaming Edition
- In "Fortune Cookie Back Home Edition":
- Jon accidentally mutes his mic and doesn't realise because guest commentator DanTheEnigma apparently seems to be replying to his comments without actually hearing them. Dan declares himself "the King of Predictions".
- Jon plays Animal Crossing: New Leaf for the first time and names his character "Wesker♪" and his town "Eggtopia".Jon: [as Wesker♪] This tree represents life, just like I will control all YOUR lives!
- The Hurricane of Puns from the chat based around the idea that Dan wants to get a job purely so he can afford to buy a Wii U. Made even funnier when ThatAmericanSlacker asks Dan if there's any photos of him to photoshop. Dan obliges, Hilarity Ensues.
- Jon tells stories about events that happened while he was with The Runaway Guys, including Emile ripping his pants while trying to imitate a fan video of their Mario Party 4 Let's Play, Tim ripping a huge fart in the middle of a restaurant twice, and Emile using a toy rocket laucher as a penis pump.
- Whenever Jon would start telling one of these stories, Slacker would post this pic◊ in the chat.
- Whenever Jon would start telling one of these stories, Slacker would post this pic
- "Fortune Cookie: Remembering What Home Is Like Edition":
- Tom Fawkes relentlessly uses his mic's voice changer to bring a slew of jokes, such as seductive Megatron and THE VOICE OF GOD. Points for when he impersonates Psycho Mantis and quickly points out it wasn't a mic effect, but rather just speaking into a cup.
- Later on, Skitch gets in the call and becomes a Speak & Spell.Speak & Spell Skitch: You. Will. Give. Me. An. Egg.
- The madness that was Freddi Fish."Time to sacrifice my friends to the Blood Fish God!"
- With Jon saying the dialogue in silly voices and Lucah egging him on; Freddi sounds like he's faking enthusiasm and Grandma Grouper sounds like Dr. Claw.
- Lucah claims to have 300 hours logged on the game on her Steam account. Tom assumes it's a silly joke, checks, and is rendered speechless when he finds out she's serious.
- At around 25 minutes into the video, Jon starts smelling weed from his apartment window (especially amazing because he says he lives in a fairly tall building), which eventually spawns a "420bubbleit" comment. It gets to the point that he thinks his computer's high since it rarely registers his clicks.
- Jon claims that Grandma Grouper's icon on the sign looks like "old Donatello", and then they proceed to name her after a different Ninja Turtles character every time, such as Grandma Shredder or Grandma Rocksteady.
- The real kicker is when he goes to quit the game, and Luther goes "Freddy! I'm melting!"Jon: [as Freddi] I don't care that you're melting!
- Stare into the void, and it says hi.
- The first game Jon plays is Kirby Air Ride after the chat's previous obsession with it (see above) and he starts a new file with nothing unlocked. After his first race...Jon: I unlocked something, what did I unlock? I UNLOCKED CONFETTI!
- At the chat's suggestion, Tom tries to imitate Jon's Waluigi voice, but it turns into a Surfer Dude/Bill & Ted Waluigi.Jon: [as Tom as Jon as Waluigi] Eh! Waluigi! I'm gonna go get some gnarly waves, dude!
- Jon plays Sonic Adventure and Tom claims that Eggman was renamed Robotnik in America because of the Red Scare. This leads to he and Skitch having a deep and meaningful discussion about Cold War symbolism in Sonic, in which they claim Tails represents the Chernobyl disaster (as he has two tails), Knuckles is Communist China, Shadow is the CIA, and Rouge is apartheid South Africa.Tom: This is the worst conspiracy theory ever!
Skitch: Or the best.
- "Fortune Cookie: Haven't Finished Unpacking Yet Edition":
- Jon starts out by playing a Contra game before the first Cookie, as it's the only way his "Contra-hating audience" will ever let him play one.
- Kelekin orders a pizza and uses a straw poll to have the chat viewers pick which pizza chain he should order from, what toppings he should have, and which slice he should eat first, based on compass directions.
- The chat's Flat "What" reaction when Jon shows them just how bad Resident Evil Gaiden is after they vote for it.
- CrossworDS beating out Surgeon Simulator 2013 by only 15 votes and ranking above Dark Souls II in viewership.
- Jon loads up CrossworDS only to remember that it's displayed sideways on the DS and so appears rotated 90 degrees on the stream. In an attempt to correct this, there ends up being four screens on the stream simultaneously for the entirety of the game.
- Personal Trainer: Walking winning with 50% of strawpoll votes and beating Dark Souls: Prepare to Die Edition.
- With Jon's pedometer out of battery, the game manages to amuse with its sheer underwhelmingness.
- During a game of Wheel of Fortune with Gex and Tom while Backloggery was down, we get a truly epic example of Good Bad Bugs. After Gex guesses the final letter of the puzzle, he suddenly only has 2 seconds to guess the answer to the category "Where Are We?" After the time runs out, it switches over to Tom's turn. First, Vanna informs him that all remaining letters are vowels. After time runs out for him to "solve" the puzzle (which would have given him the money even though Gex had already won it), Tom gets a chance to guess the clue... and the timer starts counting up. The three of them simply stare at the screen for a solid 20 minutes laughing, complete with people sporadically subscribing, Jon playing every single sound on his computer as a response, and the timer going past 1,000. It got to the point where Jon specifically limited what games they could play just so it could keep going, and replaced the egg sound with the Wheel of Fortune jingle for the rest of the night. The cherry on top? The one exception to the RPG rule, Chrono Trigger, showed up in the Fortune Cookie for the very first time afterwards.Chat Member: Who would have thought that Surgeon Simulator would be the low point of tonight?
- The best part? Jon left the game running after the stream finished and the timer actually broke 10,000.
- In the following "Never Trust a Timer" stream, Jon starts off with Sonic Blast Man 2 and initially plays as the character Captain Choyear, who he constantly refers to as "Guile" and then discovers that his uppercut attack looks rather like someone cheering, leading to the Running Gag of Jon putting on a cheerleader voice while playing as him.
- There's also Sonic Blast Man's "AH FAT FUH FRIDDUM" 16-bit voice clip.
- Jon has to leave early so he sets his Otacon alarm clock to remind him. It works...but he finds out there's no way to turn it off.Otacon: SNAAAAAAKE! SNAAAAAAKE! SNAAAAAAKE!
- Jon streams a romhack of Ocarina of Time: Master Quest that replaces Link with Waluigi. After a while, he switches over to Fortune Cookie, only for Master Quest to show up in the first round of cookies and win with a commanding lead, so Waluigi's adventures continue... only to be impeached almost instantly.
- Jon plays the SNES Power Rangers game and the commentary and chat both dissolve into nostalgic discussions about the show and lampshading the Recruit Teenagers with Attitude concept, until someone suggests Zordon should have recruited "a team of 18-Year-Old Jons with attitude". Cue the photoshops...
- Tom Fawkes' increasing bewilderment that the chat keeps picking his choice for game in almost every Fortune Cookie.
- From "Pre-Pre-PAX Prep Edition" stream:
- About to play Punch-Out!!, Jon leans over to reset his NES, knocks his desk, and a Duke Nukem action figure falls on a Klaptrap model and knocks it onto Jon:Jon: Duke Nukem just threw a Klaptrap at me!
- Jon plays Enter the Matrix and manages to glitch it almost immediately, getting the protagonist stuck in a door. He then proceeds to show off the mode where you play as anthropomorphic cars fighting each other, and has to fight himself with a controller in each hand as it's 2-player only.
- About to play Punch-Out!!, Jon leans over to reset his NES, knocks his desk, and a Duke Nukem action figure falls on a Klaptrap model and knocks it onto Jon:
- Jon plays The Binding of Isaac for the first time ever. His very first item? Polyphemus.
- From the "recharged bandwidth" Stream:
- Jon tells the story of how he was stopped by TSA customs and was delayed a ton going to PAX East, because of having a second suitcase full of the games for Thrown Controllers.
- After Jon responds to fan questions about 1) Chugga's illness and 2) Twitch's new policy muting the sound from sections of the VOD files for streams that have copyrighted music:Tom Fawkes (singing to the tune of "Sugar Sugar" by The Archies): Chugga! Dah dah dah dah dah dah! The VOD file is now muted! Dah dah dah dah dah dah!
- In Cooking Mama 4, he aplies corn dogs on everything.
- In the Double Date game in Rhythm Heaven Fever, the funny background events that happen when a football is kicked.
- Clock Tower 2:
- Alyssa touching "a yellow liquid" (demon blood) coming out of a toilet.
- Tom referencing the Awkward Zombie Phoenix Wright comic.
- Slowly opening/closing doors during a chase.
- Getting killed by a falling painting.
- Having the stream muted because of the intermission music.
- Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards:
- Killing Adeline by touching her.
- Him trying to get a Darth Maul lightsaber (Spark + Cutter), and failing.
- His reaction to Spark + Fire.
- ....and Dan posting a link to a clip from Dexter's Laboratory of Dexter saying "my hair is on fire".
- During the "Back to Organized Chaos Edition" stream:
- Magic Pengel came up as option and then everything went to chaos shortly after the peaceful title screen music.
- Jon and chat could not contain how silly the opening theme of the game was. LA LA LA LA LA LA LAJon: WHAT IS THIS SONG? [hysterical laughing]
- Later as he made his first Doodle, he somehow ended up making a taco, which was obviously named Lucah during the process.Jon: I think we just drew a taco. I think we legit just drew a taco.
- Jon and chat could not contain how silly the opening theme of the game was. LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
- Jon plays Dead to Rights. The player character has a dog named Shadow, leading to several Shadow the Hedgehog jokes throughout the stream. For the last poll of the night, the last game that comes up is Shadow the Hedgehog, much to Jon's amusement. The results of the Strawpoll were so skewed in that game's favor that its part of the results pie chart literally looked like Pac-Man.
- Speaking of which, Jon has never played the game before and the moment the intro started to play he cracked up laughing. He then came to the conclusion the game was bad after the second stage.Jon: Too edgy for me man; I dunno if I can handle it. So much edge right now.
- Magic Pengel came up as option and then everything went to chaos shortly after the peaceful title screen music.
- From the 9/29/14 stream:
- Jon starts out playing Hyrule Warriors, and then it comes up again two Cookies later.
- Ruto dying after drinking a health potion. She was even standing up in the Mission Failed screen.
- He also plays NARC, a game where you can fail a mission by punching a fellow cop to death, come back to life by taking drugs, and kick a cop in the face while trying to take drugs.
- Shovel Knight also comes up, and Jon fires up Butt Mode. Hilarity Ensues.
- Jon starts out playing Hyrule Warriors, and then it comes up again two Cookies later.
- During the "SpoooOOOOoooky Stream with Lucahjin":
- Lucah was terrified as crap during Five Nights at Freddy's while Jon grew increasingly bored of it.
- Jon scared Lucah with his Xbox controller's vibrations by letting it vibrate on the coffee table during a cutscene in Fatal Frame II: Crimson Butterfly.
- Later on, they were told about Mio's running animation after one of Jon's mods, EightEK, telling Jon to mash the run button. The result was Mio "sliding" across the screens stuck on a frame of her running animation.Jon: Tony Hawwwwwwkkkkk, eat your heart ouuuuuutttttt.
- From the "Countdown to Something Else Breaking" stream:
- Jon plays a Sesame Street edutainment game, and on the difficulty select screen keeps spamming Elmo saying "Easy!" over and over. Later when one of the minigames is set on the moon, MegaGWolf jokes that there are moon landing conspiracy theorists who claim "We never went to the moon, we just sent Elmo there instead!" He then finds a hilarious review of the game that claims it is set in a post-apocalyptic setting.
- All of the Mario Mix DDR playthrough is hilarious (especially as Jon and his co-commentators all go from ironically to non-ironically liking the game as it goes on) but in particular when Jon reacts to the ending as Bowser admits his goal was to use the Music Keys to cure his tone-deafness. Jon claims that Bowser was Chugga all along.
- Jon plays a game called Egg Mania and Skitch sarcastically suggests that the Idiosyncratic Difficulty Levels will be things like "Over Easy" and "Hard Boiled". He turns out to be absolutely right.
- Sailor Moon R opens with a Call-Back to when Jon played the Sailor Moon fighting game with him making up a silly story to go along with the intro sequence. Later, he discovers Jupiter still has the powerbomb from said fighting game.
- Jon tries to livestream some Halo Reach, but the audio doesn't work for some reason. He loads up Fibbage to test the audio, and gets the hilariously unfitting lounge Fibbage music playing over Halo Reach. He starts playing through the game with said unfitting music, laughing the whole time at how calm it is compared to the serious nature of the game.
- "Why's Jon punching emus on an alien planet while elevator music plays in the background?"
- During the above moment, Jon is unaware that his punching is in time to the Fibbage music.
- He also doesn't realize that killing a civilian gets you attacked by the others. So he kills a civilian, and Emile kills him. Cue chat explosion about Emile killing him.
- For context, Tom Fawkes had been suggesting Halo Reach on the Fortune Cookie for months, only for the chat never to pick it (it nearly won on one occasion just because Tom had been forced to drop out of the call and would have missed it). It finally won because it appeared as a random Cookie choice at the same time and the chat took it as a sign. Tom promptly took a photo of his joyful reaction, but the reflection off his glasses made it look like his eyes were staring in opposite directions.
- Halo Reach finally got its payoff during TRG Colosseum 2020, hosted on Jon’s channel. During Chaos Fortune Cookie, Tom donated $1000 and screamed “JON I WANT HALO REACH!!!” Jon ended up on the floor in laughter. Later that segment, the game got streamed; this time with working audio.
