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• Almost everything Tom Green says probably qualifies. For example:

  Tom Green: Touch the book. Lick the book. Lickthebook. Lickthebook. Lickthebook. Lickthebook. Lickthebook. Lickthebook. Lickthebook. Book. Book. Book.

  Tom Green: BAAWWK! BAAAWWWK! I'm an albatross! I'm an albatross! [sing-songy voice] I'm flap, flap, flapping my albatross wiings, flap, flap, flapping my albatross wiiiings...

  Tom Green: That's discrimination! Hey, you wanna go take a dump on my parent's bed?

• The flyer that Abe distributed around the school advertising for someone to take Joan to the Prom. It features a snarling Joan pointing at the viewer with the caption "I WANT YOU TO TAKE ME TO THE PROM." And these delightful facts below.

  Janeane Garofaloesque

  Good birthing hips

  Not religious

  Shaved