History Funny / CloneHigh

20th Oct '17 2:34:54 AM Hugpocalypse
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* After Ghandi unknowingly rejects her, Marie Curie gets a new prom date... RockHudson. Yeah, good luck with that, Marie.

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* After Ghandi unknowingly rejects her, Marie Curie gets a new prom date... RockHudson. Rock Hudson. Yeah, good luck with that, Marie.Marie.
** After, Marie says that he went off to teach Creator/OscarWilde how to play pool.
6th Sep '17 10:04:21 AM Malady
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* After Abe crashes his shopping cart into an Animal Crackers display at the store, Joan warns him that the next time the box might be filled with ''real'' animals. Abe just scoffs at this; "Yeah Joan, I'm going to hit a big box of animals". Unfortunatly for him, that day a local zoo is transporting a truck full of the worlds remaining pandas... which of course Abe almost crashes into.
* When Joan and Ghandi stage an intervention for Abe, Ghandi talks about how he was so excited to see ''AmericanPie'' he couldnt sleep the night before, and fell asleep in the theater, and so he never got to see Jason Biggs have sex with the pie.
--> '''Abe''': Why dont you just rent it?
--> '''Ghandi''': *beat* *rushes out the door* (later in the episode, he did indeed rent the movie, and is loving it)

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* After Abe crashes his shopping cart into an Animal Crackers display at the store, Joan warns him that the next time the box might be filled with ''real'' animals. Abe just scoffs at this; "Yeah Joan, I'm going to hit a big box of animals". Unfortunatly Unfortunately for him, that day a local zoo is transporting a truck full of the worlds remaining pandas... which of course Abe almost crashes into.
* When Joan and Ghandi stage an intervention for Abe, Ghandi talks about how he was so excited to see ''AmericanPie'' ''Film/AmericanPie'' he couldnt sleep the night before, and fell asleep in the theater, and so he never got to see Jason Biggs have sex with the pie.
--> '''Abe''': Why dont you just rent it?
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'''Ghandi''': *beat* *rushes out the door* (later in the episode, he did indeed rent the movie, and is loving it)



* Ghandis subplot about being nervous about the SAT tests, to the point where he wnats to just skip taking them. He ends up befriending a weird trucker who teaches him various SAT problems through bad metaphors, only to find out that the trucker is actually DeadAllAlong, and is in fact the ghost of the rhode scholar who invented the tests. What really makes this funny is that we see Ghandi have a sudden realization that he's just been talking to himself the whole time, and that both the trucker and his truck were invisible. This includes Ghandi pumping gas into nothing, and somehow ''floating down the road two feet off the ground!''
** Ghandis foster mom threatening to kill herself when Ghandi says he wants to be a trucker. "I'm getting out the good noose!"
* The reveal for why test takers ''have'' to use Nr 2 Pencils; it's part of a 50-year plan by the Secret Board of Shadowy Figures to power up Scantron 3000, a robot that uses the Nr 2 Pencil lead as his power source to take over the world. Its especially funny because they never explain why they didnt just feed the lead directly to him and chose such a complex way of undertaking the plan. Not to mention that the plan is foiled at the last minute by Mr Butlertron feeding Scantron a test taken with a Nr 3 Pencil, then destroying him with a LogicBomb.

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* Ghandis subplot about being nervous about the SAT tests, to the point where he wnats wants to just skip taking them. He ends up befriending a weird trucker who teaches him various SAT problems through bad metaphors, only to find out that the trucker is actually DeadAllAlong, and is in fact the ghost of the rhode Rhode scholar who invented the tests. What really makes this funny is that we see Ghandi have a sudden realization that he's just been talking to himself the whole time, and that both the trucker and his truck were invisible. This includes Ghandi pumping gas into nothing, and somehow ''floating down the road two feet off the ground!''
** Ghandis Ghandi's foster mom threatening to kill herself when Ghandi says he wants to be a trucker. "I'm getting out the good noose!"
* The reveal for why test takers ''have'' to use Nr 2 Pencils; it's part of a 50-year plan by the Secret Board of Shadowy Figures to power up Scantron 3000, a robot that uses the Nr 2 Pencil lead as his power source to take over the world. Its It's especially funny because they never explain why they didnt didn't just feed the lead directly to him and chose such a complex way of undertaking the plan. Not to mention that the plan is foiled at the last minute by Mr Butlertron feeding Scantron a test taken with a Nr 3 Pencil, then destroying him with a LogicBomb.
17th Aug '17 8:26:38 PM jtoonsanimation
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* The theme for Cleopatra's awareness fair is [[spoiler:awareness.]]
23rd Jul '17 10:20:06 PM SilentStranger
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* After Abe crashes his shopping cart into an Animal Crackers display at the store, Joan warns him that the next time the box might be filled with ''real'' animals. Abe just scoffs at this; "Yeah Joan, I'm going to hit a big box of animals". Unfortunatly for him, that day a local zoo is transporting a truck full of the worlds remaining pandas... which of course Abe almost crashes into.



* Ghandis subplot about being nervous about the SAT tests, to the point where he wnats to just skip taking them. He ends up befriending a weird trucker who teaches him various SAT problems through bad metaphors, only to find out that the trucker is actually DeadAllAlong, and is in fact the ghost of the rhode scholar who invented the tests. What really makes this funny is that we see Ghandi have a sudden realization that he's just been talking to himself the whole time, and that both the trucker and his truck were invisible. This includes Ghandi pumping gas into nothing, and somehow ''floating down the road two feet off the ground!''
** Ghandis foster mom threatening to kill herself when Ghandi says he wants to be a trucker. "I'm getting out the good noose!"
* The reveal for why test takers ''have'' to use Nr 2 Pencils; it's part of a 50-year plan by the Secret Board of Shadowy Figures to power up Scantron 3000, a robot that uses the Nr 2 Pencil lead as his power source to take over the world. Its especially funny because they never explain why they didnt just feed the lead directly to him and chose such a complex way of undertaking the plan. Not to mention that the plan is foiled at the last minute by Mr Butlertron feeding Scantron a test taken with a Nr 3 Pencil, then destroying him with a LogicBomb.




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* Toots claiming that he was kept out of pro basketball by racism. While it's true basketball was segregated in his youth, in his case it probably has more to do with him being completely blind. He can make a nice freethrow, but trips as soon as he walks.



** At the end, Scudworth goes on vacation, only to run afoul of another cartoon character named Crabby Cakes.
--> '''Crabby''': YOU'VE GOT CRABS, ASSFACE!
** The scene where Scudworth sets up an anvil trap with bacon as the bait, [[LittleKnownFacts becaus everyone knows skunks love free bacon]]. He then forgets that he's the one who set the trap because Skunky scribbles in "For Scudworths" on the Free Bacon sign.
--> '''Scudworth''': Free Bacon for Scudworths? Why, I'M a Scudworth! *takes a bacon piece, only to get smashes by the anvil* OH MY GOD, THE AGONY!! NOTHING CAN BE WORSE THAN THE PAIN I FEEL AT THIS MOMENT!!



* The constant repetition of the cliche "RaceToTheAirport" trope, to the point that even Skunky Poo does it at the end... though only to call Scudworth "bitch" one last time.



** After falling off Scudworth's wall, Abe hits his head and has a strange vision of AbrahamLincoln telling him to rally the teens against the "evil raisin", and if he does, Cleo will totally do him. When he comes to, he's made an important realization: "Man, I look like a ''jackass'' in these rainbow shorts!"



* Abe and Cleo talking about going to "2nd And a Half Base" (which is apparently under the shirt, over the bra). When Cleo asks if Abe brought protection, Abe shows that he's wearing oven mitts.



* The reveal that the AgressiveDrugDealer The Pusher is really just [[spoiler: celebrity guest JackBlack, having been hired to drum up raisin sales]]
* The song "Pusher Man" where The Pusher sings about getting kids hooked on raisins, and that it's a gateway drug to shooting up apricots.



* Ponce is apparently so idolized by the other students that they constantly litter just because he does.
* JFK having a massive breakdown in the back of Abe's car. Even playing a Gameboy isnt enough to take his mind off it.
--> '''JFK''': Now Mario's dead! Why couldnt Ponce have had three lives like Mario?!



** '''Scudworth''': "Are you programed to be thinking what I'm thinking?"

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** '''Scudworth''': "Are you programed to be thinking what I'm thinking?"thinking?"
* Joan screaming in horror over the horrible makeover Abe gave her.
** A well-meaning Toots makes Joans makeover even worse due to being blind.
* After Ghandi unknowingly rejects her, Marie Curie gets a new prom date... RockHudson. Yeah, good luck with that, Marie.
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'''Changes: The Big Prom: The Sex Romp: The Season Finale'''

* Scudworth having EasyAmnesia after waking up from fainting in the past episode. He's confused why he's wearing lab gloves.
--> '''Scudworth''': ...was I doing dishes?
** Scudworth immediatly regaining all his memories after Butlertron reminds him of his feud with JohnStamos, except for the last 30 seconds before he passed out. Which is a problem, because it was the Shadowy Figures telling him they're terminating the project and seizing the clones.
* The Shadowy Figures have gathered everyone involved in the conspiracy, including the various celebrity guests who appeared throughout the series, telling them they're about to make their move... then the Leader tells everyone to make sure to go to the bathroom before they leave. They still have to stop several times on the way to the prom.
* The prom is being held in a meat locker at a local slaughterhouse because someone scuffed the floors in the school gym.
* JFK takes three backup dates to the prom; the Bronte Sisters. He ends up giving them to TheThreeStooges.
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23rd Jul '17 10:37:08 AM SilentStranger
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* Abe and Ghandi try to get Genghis Khan to pretend to be 21 and by a keg of beer. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKO_cvXB9oI It goes as well as you would assume]].

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* Abe and Ghandi try to get Genghis Khan to pretend to be 21 and by buy a keg of beer. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKO_cvXB9oI It goes as well as you would assume]].expect]].



* Principal Scudworth's EstablishingCharacterMoment: he's introduced spying on the clones with hidden cameras and giggling to himself like a lunatic. When the leader of the Shadowy Figures interrupt him, we get this exchange:
--> '''Leader''': There's a growing concern among the Secret Board of Shadowy Figures that you may be... completely insane.
--> '''Scudworth''': BLASPHEMY!! *takes off a small paper hat he's wearing and places it in a drawer marked "Pirate Hats"*
--> '''Leader''': Well, you do have a robot butler named Mr Butlertron.
--> '''Butlertron''': '''Anyone for scones?'''
--> '''Scudworth''': Why, creating a merchanical british servant is no more crazy than that tie your wearing!
--> '''Leader''' *glances down, clearly not wearing a tie*
** Scudworths plot in the episode revolves around the Leader forcing him to write an essay on what it's like to be a student at Clone High to show he knows what he's doing. Scudworth first tries interogating Joan Of Arc by tying her to a chair, but flips his lid when she makes fun of JayLeno and drops her into his Death Maze as punishment. His second idea involves dressing up as teenagers and going undercover at JFK's party. It turns into a disaster (for him, Butlertron is accepted), and he ends the night being used as a pinata by Genghis Khan. When the Leader is about to kill him for failing his assignment, Scudworths teary-eyed description of all the pain he suffered convinces him that Scudworth knows what it's like being a teenager. Scudworth pledges to be more understanding of the issues faced by his teenage students... which he almost immediatly forgets about and casually makes fun of an obese student.
* When Cleo talks to Abe, he immediatly freezes up, then tries to look cool by casually leaning against the school trophy case.. which shatters under his weight, slicing up his arm.
* Mr Sheepman, the school history teacher, is the worlds first (mostly) human clone; his creators spliced in sheep DNA, giving him sheep-like features and wool on his upper body. When he "gets ready for the weekend", he shaves the wool down to look like a tank top.



* JFK's entire campaign speech is just him detailing his workout routine.



* Abe and Joan sitting out on two separate "thinking bridges" on a lake. When Abe tries to storm off in a huff, he walks the wrong way and plunges into the water.
* Scudworth wasting the sponsorship money on bling. When Mr Butlertron points out he should probably save some of it, Scudworth says that he watched the first two thirds of the ''MCHammer Behind The Music'' special, and if there's one thing he learned from that, it's that money never runs out.
** One of the things he spends money on is getting Mr Butlertron gold-plated and hydrualically lowered.



** Joan goes to the only person who could help her with his problem, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovbL-HJY_3Q Jesús Christo]][[note]]Who's adopted by a Chicano family and wears a halo that attaches to his shirt[[/note]]. Who winds up being no help as he just gives the summary of a Jon of Arc film and tells Joan to calm down because "God has a plan for all of us. A painful, ''painful'' plan." This line makes him more than a little bitter. At the end of the scene, he (nearly?) shoots himself in the hand with a nail.

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** Joan goes to the only person who could help her with his problem, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovbL-HJY_3Q Jesús Christo]][[note]]Who's adopted by a Chicano family and wears a halo that attaches to his shirt[[/note]]. Who winds up being no help as he just gives the summary of a Jon Joan of Arc film and tells Joan to calm down because "God has a plan for all of us. A painful, ''painful'' plan." This line makes him more than a little bitter. At the end of the scene, he (nearly?) shoots himself in the hand with a nail.



* Ghandis crappy "impressions" (which Abe loves).
--> '''Joan''': Listen Spaz, putting straws in your nose is not an ''impression'', you really are a guy with straws in your nose!
* The witch hunt against Ghandi for having ADD, which the parents have apparently mistaken for AIDS.



* Abe's dreck of a movie ''It Takes A Hero'', which is basically every cliched AintNoRule sports movie plot rolled into one mess.

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* Abe's dreck of a movie ''It Takes A Hero'', which is basically every cliched AintNoRule sports movie plot rolled into one mess. When screened at the festival, the audience is incredibly bored.



* After all that trouble, the students riot AGAIN, and burn down the school in a fit of enthusiasm about the festival.




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* During a team workout, JFK tells the team that to distract themselves from the homoerotic nature of the mens-only weight room, they should tell stories about sexual hookups. Joan almost blows her cover by saying she'd never kiss and tell.
* After Joan reveals herself, she does indeed make the winning goal (well, A goal, GESH still won but Scudworths bet was that Clone High would score a point at all)... except everyone gives ''ABE'' the credit because he was the one who convinced Scudworth to let Joan throw.
27th Apr '17 8:43:13 PM NWolfman
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* "'''''[[SayMyName STAMOS!!!!!!]]'''''"

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* "'''''[[SayMyName STAMOS!!!!!!]]'''''"STAMOS!!!!!!]]'''''"
* '''[[RunningGag Abe/Toots/Cleo]]''': "[[AreYouPonderingWhatImPondering Are you thinking what I'm thinking?]] ''MAKEOVER!!''
** '''Joan''': "[[DeadpanSnarker Suicide!]]"
** '''Scudworth''': "Are you programed to be thinking what I'm thinking?"
15th Apr '17 10:41:59 PM NWolfman
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* A subtle bit of FridgeBrilliance: Joan is never seen donning or removing her disguise, or even outright admitting that she's "John" before the end. Despite her [[PaperThinDisguise pitiful attempt at a disguise]], even ''the audience'' was supposed to be shocked by her reveal!

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* A subtle bit of FridgeBrilliance: Joan is never seen donning or removing her disguise, [[PaperThinDisguise pitiful attempt at a disguise]], or even outright admitting that she's "John" before the end. Despite her [[PaperThinDisguise pitiful attempt at a disguise]], even ''the ''The audience'' was supposed to be shocked by her reveal!
reveal too!
3rd Mar '17 10:45:47 AM SilentStranger
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** Before the start of the race, Cleo says that if both JFK and Abe die in the race, she'll mourn the corpse closest to the finish line.
* Joan pointing out that Abe's reaction time has been dulled by his lack of sleep.
--> '''Abe''': My reaction is just fine!
--> '''Joan''': In three seconds, I'm going to slap you. *three seconds pass with Abe making no move to stop her. She slaps him* YOU HAVE A PROBLEM!
* When Joan and Ghandi stage an intervention for Abe, Ghandi talks about how he was so excited to see ''AmericanPie'' he couldnt sleep the night before, and fell asleep in the theater, and so he never got to see Jason Biggs have sex with the pie.
--> '''Abe''': Why dont you just rent it?
--> '''Ghandi''': *beat* *rushes out the door* (later in the episode, he did indeed rent the movie, and is loving it)
* Joan reveals that she used to be addicted to going without sleep, and ended up so sleep deprived she got an EmbarrassingTattoo of a dolphin with the "Wazzup" catchphrase.



--> '''Toots''': *drags a boat across dry land with an oar* [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Whata terrible flood!]] Holler when you see land, Joanie! (What makes this extra funny is that despite Toots insistance that there's a flood, its not even raining, much less flooding)

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--> '''Toots''': *drags a boat across dry land with an oar* [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Whata What a terrible flood!]] Holler when you see land, Joanie! (What makes this extra funny is that despite Toots insistance that there's a flood, its not even raining, much less flooding)


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* "Love is just an abstract concept! It cant knock down stuff!"
* JFK injuring himself while trying to chase off the moon when he's high on raisins.
--> '''JFK''': The moon, it's chasing me! Everywhere I look, there it is! KNOCK IT OFF MOON! I'm coming up there! *attempts to jump up to the moon, but ends up crashing through the school skylight*
* At the PTA meeting, Abe's parents say that they found raisins in Abe's pocket, but he said they belonged to Ghandi.
--> '''Ghandi's Mother''': Our Ghandi would never do drugs! On an unrelated note, he's been missing for four days.


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* The RunningGag about Abe injuring his mouth. First Napoleon forces him to eat a glass he dropped at the dish pit, then he cuts his cheek open with the Knork (knife+fork), and finally he eats one of the weenie tots that Joan hid razorblades in.
--> '''Abe''': WHY DO I KEEP CUTTING MY MOUTH?!!
* The ridiculous Knork Abe and Ghandi "invented" (it's clearly a cheese knife). The design process completely gets away from them until they end up with a coal-powered monstrosity you strap to your back. When they attempt to demonstrate it to potential customers, it goes haywire and carves up Abe's face.
* The homeless teenager who looks like MandyMoore that Joan meets. She insists she isnt Mandy Moore though.
--> '''Joan''': So... you're just an incredibly hot homeless person?
--> '''"Mandy"''': You'd be surprised how many ab rollers you find in the trash.
* The sheer stupidity of Snowflake Day, which was created in a well-meaning but incompetent attempt at creating a non-exclusionary secular holiday, which ended up usurping all actual religious holidays. For one thing, the holidays mascot is Pirate Jake, who brings children "spices upon spices".
5th Feb '17 4:58:10 AM NWolfman
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* A subtle bit of FridgeBrilliance: Joan is never seen donning or removing her disguise, or even outright admitting that she's "John" before the end. Despite her [[PaperThingDisguise pitiful attempt at a disguise]], even ''the audience'' was supposed to be shocked by her reveal!

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* A subtle bit of FridgeBrilliance: Joan is never seen donning or removing her disguise, or even outright admitting that she's "John" before the end. Despite her [[PaperThingDisguise [[PaperThinDisguise pitiful attempt at a disguise]], even ''the audience'' was supposed to be shocked by her reveal!
5th Feb '17 4:57:40 AM NWolfman
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* A subtle bit of FridgeBrilliance: Joan is never seen donning or removing her disguise, or even outright admitting that she's "John" before the end. Despite her [[PaperThingDisguise pitiful attempt at a disguise]], even ''the audience'' was supposed to be shocked by her reveal!
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