History Funny / CloneHigh

15th Apr '17 10:41:59 PM NWolfman
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* A subtle bit of FridgeBrilliance: Joan is never seen donning or removing her disguise, or even outright admitting that she's "John" before the end. Despite her [[PaperThinDisguise pitiful attempt at a disguise]], even ''the audience'' was supposed to be shocked by her reveal!

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* A subtle bit of FridgeBrilliance: Joan is never seen donning or removing her disguise, [[PaperThinDisguise pitiful attempt at a disguise]], or even outright admitting that she's "John" before the end. Despite her [[PaperThinDisguise pitiful attempt at a disguise]], even ''the ''The audience'' was supposed to be shocked by her reveal!
reveal too!
3rd Mar '17 10:45:47 AM SilentStranger
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** Before the start of the race, Cleo says that if both JFK and Abe die in the race, she'll mourn the corpse closest to the finish line.
* Joan pointing out that Abe's reaction time has been dulled by his lack of sleep.
--> '''Abe''': My reaction is just fine!
--> '''Joan''': In three seconds, I'm going to slap you. *three seconds pass with Abe making no move to stop her. She slaps him* YOU HAVE A PROBLEM!
* When Joan and Ghandi stage an intervention for Abe, Ghandi talks about how he was so excited to see ''AmericanPie'' he couldnt sleep the night before, and fell asleep in the theater, and so he never got to see Jason Biggs have sex with the pie.
--> '''Abe''': Why dont you just rent it?
--> '''Ghandi''': *beat* *rushes out the door* (later in the episode, he did indeed rent the movie, and is loving it)
* Joan reveals that she used to be addicted to going without sleep, and ended up so sleep deprived she got an EmbarrassingTattoo of a dolphin with the "Wazzup" catchphrase.



--> '''Toots''': *drags a boat across dry land with an oar* [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Whata terrible flood!]] Holler when you see land, Joanie! (What makes this extra funny is that despite Toots insistance that there's a flood, its not even raining, much less flooding)

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--> '''Toots''': *drags a boat across dry land with an oar* [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Whata What a terrible flood!]] Holler when you see land, Joanie! (What makes this extra funny is that despite Toots insistance that there's a flood, its not even raining, much less flooding)


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* "Love is just an abstract concept! It cant knock down stuff!"
* JFK injuring himself while trying to chase off the moon when he's high on raisins.
--> '''JFK''': The moon, it's chasing me! Everywhere I look, there it is! KNOCK IT OFF MOON! I'm coming up there! *attempts to jump up to the moon, but ends up crashing through the school skylight*
* At the PTA meeting, Abe's parents say that they found raisins in Abe's pocket, but he said they belonged to Ghandi.
--> '''Ghandi's Mother''': Our Ghandi would never do drugs! On an unrelated note, he's been missing for four days.


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* The RunningGag about Abe injuring his mouth. First Napoleon forces him to eat a glass he dropped at the dish pit, then he cuts his cheek open with the Knork (knife+fork), and finally he eats one of the weenie tots that Joan hid razorblades in.
--> '''Abe''': WHY DO I KEEP CUTTING MY MOUTH?!!
* The ridiculous Knork Abe and Ghandi "invented" (it's clearly a cheese knife). The design process completely gets away from them until they end up with a coal-powered monstrosity you strap to your back. When they attempt to demonstrate it to potential customers, it goes haywire and carves up Abe's face.
* The homeless teenager who looks like MandyMoore that Joan meets. She insists she isnt Mandy Moore though.
--> '''Joan''': So... you're just an incredibly hot homeless person?
--> '''"Mandy"''': You'd be surprised how many ab rollers you find in the trash.
* The sheer stupidity of Snowflake Day, which was created in a well-meaning but incompetent attempt at creating a non-exclusionary secular holiday, which ended up usurping all actual religious holidays. For one thing, the holidays mascot is Pirate Jake, who brings children "spices upon spices".
5th Feb '17 4:58:10 AM NWolfman
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* A subtle bit of FridgeBrilliance: Joan is never seen donning or removing her disguise, or even outright admitting that she's "John" before the end. Despite her [[PaperThingDisguise pitiful attempt at a disguise]], even ''the audience'' was supposed to be shocked by her reveal!

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* A subtle bit of FridgeBrilliance: Joan is never seen donning or removing her disguise, or even outright admitting that she's "John" before the end. Despite her [[PaperThingDisguise [[PaperThinDisguise pitiful attempt at a disguise]], even ''the audience'' was supposed to be shocked by her reveal!
5th Feb '17 4:57:40 AM NWolfman
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* A subtle bit of FridgeBrilliance: Joan is never seen donning or removing her disguise, or even outright admitting that she's "John" before the end. Despite her [[PaperThingDisguise pitiful attempt at a disguise]], even ''the audience'' was supposed to be shocked by her reveal!
13th Jan '17 2:14:53 AM NWolfman
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-->'''General'''

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-->'''General'''
'''General'''



-->'''Escape to Beer Mountain: A Rope of Sand'''

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-->'''Escape '''Escape to Beer Mountain: A Rope of Sand'''



-->'''Election Blu-Galoo'''

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-->'''Election '''Election Blu-Galoo'''



-->'''A.D.D.: The Last 'D' Is for Disorder'''

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-->'''A.'''A.D.D.: The Last 'D' Is for Disorder'''



-->'''Film Fest: Tears of a Clone'''

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-->'''Film '''Film Fest: Tears of a Clone'''



-->'''Sleep of Faith: La Rue D'Awakening'''

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-->'''Sleep '''Sleep of Faith: La Rue D'Awakening'''



-->'''Homecoming: A Shot in D'Arc'''

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-->'''Homecoming: '''Homecoming: A Shot in D'Arc'''



-->'''Plane Crazy: Gate Expectations'''

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-->'''Plane '''Plane Crazy: Gate Expectations'''



-->'''A Room of One's Clone: The Pie of the Storm'''

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-->'''A '''A Room of One's Clone: The Pie of the Storm'''



-->'''Raisin the Stakes: A Rock Opera in Three Acts'''

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-->'''Raisin '''Raisin the Stakes: A Rock Opera in Three Acts'''



-->'''Litter Kills: Litterally'''

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-->'''Litter '''Litter Kills: Litterally'''



-->'''Snowflake Day: A Very Special Holiday Episode'''

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-->'''Snowflake '''Snowflake Day: A Very Special Holiday Episode'''



--->'''Makeover, Makeover, Makeover: The Makeover Episode'''

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--->'''Makeover, '''Makeover, Makeover, Makeover: The Makeover Episode'''
13th Jan '17 2:13:45 AM NWolfman
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-->General

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-->General
-->'''General'''



-->Episode 1: '''Escape to Beer Mountain: A Rope of Sand'''

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-->Episode 1: '''Escape -->'''Escape to Beer Mountain: A Rope of Sand'''



-->Episode 2: '''Election Blu-Galoo'''

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-->Episode 2: '''Election -->'''Election Blu-Galoo'''



-->Episode 3: '''A.D.D.: The Last 'D' Is for Disorder'''

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-->Episode 3: '''A.-->'''A.D.D.: The Last 'D' Is for Disorder'''



-->Episode 4: '''Film Fest: Tears of a Clone'''

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-->Episode 4: '''Film -->'''Film Fest: Tears of a Clone'''



-->Episode 5: '''Sleep of Faith: La Rue D'Awakening'''

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-->Episode 5: '''Sleep -->'''Sleep of Faith: La Rue D'Awakening'''



-->Episode 6: '''Homecoming: A Shot in D'Arc'''

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-->Episode 6: '''Homecoming: -->'''Homecoming: A Shot in D'Arc'''



-->Episode 7: '''Plane Crazy: Gate Expectations'''

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-->Episode 7: '''Plane -->'''Plane Crazy: Gate Expectations'''



-->Episode 8: '''A Room of One's Clone: The Pie of the Storm'''

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-->Episode 8: '''A -->'''A Room of One's Clone: The Pie of the Storm'''



-->Episode 9: '''Raisin the Stakes: A Rock Opera in Three Acts'''

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-->Episode 9: '''Raisin -->'''Raisin the Stakes: A Rock Opera in Three Acts'''



-->Episode 10: '''Litter Kills: Litterally'''

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-->Episode 10: '''Litter -->'''Litter Kills: Litterally'''



-->Episode 11: '''Snowflake Day: A Very Special Holiday Episode'''

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-->Episode 11: '''Snowflake -->'''Snowflake Day: A Very Special Holiday Episode'''



--->Episode 12: '''Makeover, Makeover, Makeover: The Makeover Episode'''

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--->Episode 12: '''Makeover, --->'''Makeover, Makeover, Makeover: The Makeover Episode'''
13th Jan '17 2:12:38 AM NWolfman
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-->General

* "Now I may be blind, but..." whatever follows is usually going to be hilarious.
** On the subject of Toots, his blindness makes him stumble around and make constant mistakes, but he is somehow still able to be a basketball prodigy.
* The way some of the clones relate to their adoptive families, such as Abe and his dad referring to each other as "Foster Dad" and "Foster Son", and JFK calling his adoptive homosexual fathers "Gay foster dads" rather than their names.
* A clone of Hitler pops up in the background of the film festival, but he wears a red armband with a peace sign on it.
* Practically ''everything'' Mr. Butlertron says;
--> '''Mr. Butlertron''': Where are my bitches?!
** "Weeesley"
--->'''Scudworth:''' He calls everyone "Wesley". Don't know why.
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-->Episode 1: '''Escape to Beer Mountain: A Rope of Sand'''



* While Marilyn Manson's song sequence is pretty Nightmare-inducing ,but it's also pretty hilarious to see him do a song that is mostly the exact opposite of what he's usually known for. Albeit the lyrics are just as surreal.
* Almost everything [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny Tom Green]] says probably qualifies. For example:
--> '''Tom Green:''' ''Touch the book. '''Lick the book.''''' Lickthebook. Lickthebook. Lickthebook. Lickthebook. Lickthebook. Lickthebook. Lickthebook. Book. Book. Book.
--> '''Tom Green:''' ''BAAWWK! BAAAWWWK!'' I'm an albatross! I'm an albatross! [sing-songy voice] I'm flap, flap, flapping my albatross wiings, flap, flap, flapping my albatross wiiiings...[[note]]This was an [[HarpoDoesSomethingFunny ad lib]].[[/note]] ''(jumps out window)''
--> '''Tom Green:''' That's discrimination! Hey, you wanna go take a dump on my parents' bed?
--> '''Tom Green:''' So some of you may have been mean to a kid with ADD, that's not cool. Coffee? Anyone f- Coffee, anyone? Huh? Sorry. I like cotton candy, check out my muscle, potato chips, it's a Ferris Wheel! So I guess what I'm trying to say is...''(Spot a plastic bag blowing in the wind above and begins chasing it)'' Plastic bag! Plastic bag, plastic bag! Plastic bag! Plastic bag!
** Even funnier if you know Green's typical {{Cloudcuckoolander}} behavior.



* The Film Festival flyer Abe made in "Tears of a Clone", which not only features poorly assembled clip art, but he also spelled it "Flim Festival".
* The flyer that Abe distributed around the school advertising for someone to take Joan to the prom. It features a snarling Joan pointing at the viewer a la Uncle Sam with the caption "I WANT YOU TO TAKE ME TO THE PROM." And these delightful facts below.
-->Janeane Garofaloesque\\
Good birthing hips\\
Not religious\\
Shaved

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* Abe and Ghandi try to get Genghis Khan to pretend to be 21 and by a keg of beer. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKO_cvXB9oI It goes as well as you would assume]].
--> '''Cashier''': You over 21?
--> '''Genghis''': No.
* The Film Festival flyer Abe made clone of Elvis Presley is actually two twin brothers, one thin and one fat who apparently really let himself go over the summer and got addicted to junk food and tranquilizers.
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-->Episode 2: '''Election Blu-Galoo'''

* Abe's response to the X-Stream Blu show [[spoiler: and the audience loving it]]:
-->'''Abe:''' (while looking straight ahead) [[SelfServingMemory Man, the audience was]] ''[[SelfServingMemory not]]'' [[SelfServingMemory having that. Huh, guys?]]\\
'''Joan:''' Uh, Abe?\\
'''Abe:''' [[LampshadeHanging Just give me a]] ''[[LampshadeHanging few]]'' [[LampshadeHanging more minutes of denial]].
** Even better is Ghandi asking what's
in "Tears the X-treme Blue and receiving a free t-shirt. His response?
--> ''"That'' totally ''answered my question!!"''
* "I'm going to eat this ... baby!"
-->'''Abe:''' How'd he get my spaghetti video?
* "You know what hurts the most, Joan? This nail I just stepped on."
* JFK referring to election judge Marilyn Manson as "scary androgynous white guy".
* While Marilyn Manson's song sequence is pretty Nightmare-inducing ,but it's also pretty hilarious to see him do a song that is mostly the exact opposite
of a Clone", what he's usually known for. Albeit the lyrics are just as surreal.
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-->Episode 3: '''A.D.D.: The Last 'D' Is for Disorder'''

* Almost everything [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny Tom Green]] says probably qualifies, virtually all of
which was ad libbed. For example:
--> '''Tom Green:''' ''Touch the book. '''Lick the book.''''' Lickthebook. Lickthebook. Lickthebook. Lickthebook. Lickthebook. Lickthebook. Lickthebook. Book. Book. Book.
--> '''Tom Green:''' ''BAAWWK! BAAAWWWK!'' I'm an albatross! I'm an albatross! [sing-songy voice] I'm flap, flap, flapping my albatross wiings, flap, flap, flapping my albatross wiiiings...''(jumps out window)''
--> '''Tom Green:''' That's discrimination! Hey, you wanna go take a dump on my parents' bed?
--> '''Tom Green:''' So some of you may have been mean to a kid with ADD, that's
not cool. Coffee? Anyone f- Coffee, anyone? Huh? Sorry. I like cotton candy, check out my muscle, potato chips, it's a Ferris Wheel! So I guess what I'm trying to say is...''(Spot a plastic bag blowing in the wind above and begins chasing it)'' Plastic bag! Plastic bag, plastic bag! Plastic bag! Plastic bag!
* Joan's SanitySlippage when she thinks she's started hearing voices in her head like the original Joan of Arc.
** Double hilarious when it turns out the "voices" are actually [[spoiler:broadcasts from a Christian radio station that Joan has been picking up with her dented retainer.]]
** Joan goes to the
only features poorly assembled clip art, but he also spelled it "Flim Festival".
* The flyer
person who could help her with his problem, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovbL-HJY_3Q Jesús Christo]][[note]]Who's adopted by a Chicano family and wears a halo that Abe distributed around attaches to his shirt[[/note]]. Who winds up being no help as he just gives the school advertising for someone to take summary of a Jon of Arc film and tells Joan to the prom. It features calm down because "God has a snarling Joan pointing at the viewer a la Uncle Sam with the caption "I WANT YOU TO TAKE ME TO THE PROM.plan for all of us. A painful, ''painful'' plan." And these delightful facts below.
-->Janeane Garofaloesque\\
Good birthing hips\\
Not religious\\
Shaved
This line makes him more than a little bitter. At the end of the scene, he (nearly?) shoots himself in the hand with a nail.
-->'''Caesar''': Be careful with that nail gun, Jesús.
----

-->Episode 4: '''Film Fest: Tears of a Clone'''



* The Film Festival flyer Abe makes, which not only features poorly assembled clip art, but he also spelled it "Flim Festival".
* Abe's dreck of a movie ''It Takes A Hero'', which is basically every cliched AintNoRule sports movie plot rolled into one mess.



* Joan's SanitySlippage when she thinks she's started hearing voices in her head like the original Joan of Arc.
** Double hilarious when it turns out the "voices" are actually [[spoiler:broadcasts from a Christian radio station that Joan has been picking up with her dented retainer.]]
** Joan goes to the only person who could help her with his problem, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovbL-HJY_3Q Jesús Christo]][[note]]Who's adopted by a Chicano family and wears a halo that attaches to his shirt[[/note]]. Who winds up being no help as he just gives the summary of a Jon of Arc film and tells Joan to calm down because "God has a plan for all of us. A painful, ''painful'' plan." This line makes him more than a little bitter. At the end of the scene, he (nearly?) shoots himself in the hand with a nail.
-->'''Caesar''': Be careful with that nail gun, Jesús.
* "Now I may be blind, but..." whatever follows is usually going to be hilarious.
** On the subject of Toots, his blindness makes him stumble around and make constant mistakes, but he is somehow still able to be a basketball prodigy.
* From the Snowflake Day episode, Toots goes out looking for Joan and brings home a mountain lion by mistake, which keeps attacking him. When the real Joan finally comes back, Toots has the lion's pelt draped over his shoulders:
-->'''Toots''': Joanie! I thought you were dead!
-->''(Joan is visibly shocked)''
-->'''Toots''': I shot ya for biting me so much!
** After Toots brings the mountain lion home and it starts biting him:
--->'''Toots''': You know my Achilles tendon is my ONE Achilles heel!
** Cleo is upset that Joan's not sticking around for her Snowflake Day party:
--->'''Cleo''': But you're serving the crackers! Where am I going to find a cracker girl at this late hour?!
--->'''Toots''': Uh, Fourth and Maple.
** Cleo's response to Joan's attempt at sabotaging her party:
--->'''Cleo''': You've just earned yourself a one-way ticket to Snowflake Jake's Ill-Mannered List.
--->'''Cleo's Drunk Foster Mom''' (''Slurring''): Your behavior is an emBARRAS-*passes out*
* Practically ''everything'' Mr. Butlertron says;
--> '''Mr. Butlertron''': Where are my bitches?!
** "Weeesley"
--->'''Scudworth:''' He calls everyone "Wesley". Don't know why.
* Abe's response to the X-Stream Blu show [[spoiler: and the audience loving it]]:
-->'''Abe:''' (while looking straight ahead) [[SelfServingMemory Man, the audience was]] ''[[SelfServingMemory not]]'' [[SelfServingMemory having that. Huh, guys?]]\\
'''Joan:''' Uh, Abe?\\
'''Abe:''' [[LampshadeHanging Just give me a]] ''[[LampshadeHanging few]]'' [[LampshadeHanging more minutes of denial]].
** Even better is Ghandi asking what's in the X-treme Blue and receiving a free t-shirt. His response?
--> ''"That'' totally ''answered my question!!"''
* Abe's dreck of a movie ''It Takes A Hero'', which is basically every cliched AintNoRule sports movie plot rolled into one mess.
* The entire plot of Raisins: A Rock Opera In Three Parts, but especially Abe adopting his Captain Lavender hippie persona after his first raisin bender, and Gandhi's strange spirit journey. Made even more hilarious when it turns out YourMindMakesItReal.
** "Abe's my slave name, square!"
* The way some of the clones relate to their adoptive families, such as Abe and his dad referring to each other as "Foster Dad" and "Foster Son", and JFK calling his adoptive homosexual fathers "Gay foster dads" rather than their names.
* Gandhi's brief journey into rap music as "G-Spot" and his hit single "G-Spot Rocks the G-Spot".
** And his follow up single/music video, "UR A G Old Flag"
* "You know what hurts the most, Joan? This nail I just stepped on."
* JFK referring to election judge Marilyn Manson as "scary androgynous white guy".
* A clone of Hitler pops up in the background of the film festival, but he wears a red armband with a peace sign on it.
* The clone of Elvis Presley is actually two twin brothers, one thin and one fat who apparently really let himself go over the summer and got addicted to junk food and tranquilizers.
* Abe asking if he can ride along on Buddy Holly's plane, but bows out after Holly says that the plane also has Richie Valens, The Big Bopper and half of Lynyrd Skynyrd on board, and is the aerial version of TheAllegedCar.

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* Joan's SanitySlippage Scuddworth breaking the "No religion or politics at dinner" rule ''in the same statement'' when she thinks she's started hearing voices in her head like the original Joan of Arc.
** Double hilarious when it turns out the "voices" are actually [[spoiler:broadcasts from a Christian radio station that Joan has been picking up with her dented retainer.]]
** Joan goes to the only person who could help her with
his problem, bosses come to dinner!
--> "So, religion is for fools, eh? Fools and ''liberals''!"
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-->Episode 5: '''Sleep of Faith: La Rue D'Awakening'''

*
[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovbL-HJY_3Q Jesús Christo]][[note]]Who's adopted by a Chicano family and wears a halo that attaches to his shirt[[/note]]. Who winds up being no help as he just gives the summary of a Jon of Arc film and tells Joan to calm down because "God has a plan for all of us. A painful, ''painful'' plan." This line makes him more than a little bitter. At the end of the scene, he (nearly?) shoots himself in the hand with a nail.
-->'''Caesar''': Be careful with that nail gun, Jesús.
* "Now I may be blind, but..." whatever follows is usually going to be hilarious.
** On the subject of Toots, his blindness makes him stumble around and make constant mistakes, but he is somehow still able to be a basketball prodigy.
* From the Snowflake Day episode, Toots goes out looking for Joan and brings home a mountain lion by mistake, which keeps attacking him. When the real Joan finally comes back, Toots has the lion's pelt draped over his shoulders:
-->'''Toots''': Joanie! I thought you were dead!
-->''(Joan is visibly shocked)''
-->'''Toots''': I shot ya for biting me so much!
** After Toots brings the mountain lion home and it starts biting him:
--->'''Toots''': You know my Achilles tendon is my ONE Achilles heel!
** Cleo is upset that Joan's not sticking around for her Snowflake Day party:
--->'''Cleo''': But you're serving the crackers! Where am I going to find a cracker girl at this late hour?!
--->'''Toots''': Uh, Fourth and Maple.
** Cleo's response to Joan's attempt at sabotaging her party:
--->'''Cleo''': You've just earned yourself a one-way ticket to Snowflake Jake's Ill-Mannered List.
--->'''Cleo's Drunk Foster Mom''' (''Slurring''): Your behavior is an emBARRAS-*passes out*
* Practically ''everything'' Mr. Butlertron says;
--> '''Mr. Butlertron''': Where are my bitches?!
** "Weeesley"
--->'''Scudworth:''' He calls everyone "Wesley". Don't know why.
* Abe's response
com/watch?v=UoUaJFH252w "Nothing bad ever happens to the X-Stream Blu show [[spoiler: and the audience loving it]]:
-->'''Abe:''' (while looking straight ahead) [[SelfServingMemory Man, the audience was]] ''[[SelfServingMemory not]]'' [[SelfServingMemory having that. Huh, guys?]]\\
'''Joan:''' Uh, Abe?\\
'''Abe:''' [[LampshadeHanging Just give me a]] ''[[LampshadeHanging few]]'' [[LampshadeHanging more minutes of denial]].
** Even better is Ghandi asking what's
Kennedys!"]] [[spoiler:His car flips over.]]
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-->Episode 6: '''Homecoming: A Shot
in the X-treme Blue and receiving a free t-shirt. His response?
--> ''"That'' totally ''answered my question!!"''
* Abe's dreck of a movie ''It Takes A Hero'', which is basically every cliched AintNoRule sports movie plot rolled into one mess.
* The entire plot of Raisins: A Rock Opera In Three Parts, but especially Abe adopting his Captain Lavender hippie persona after his first raisin bender, and Gandhi's strange spirit journey. Made even more hilarious when it turns out YourMindMakesItReal.
** "Abe's my slave name, square!"
* The way some of the clones relate to their adoptive families, such as Abe and his dad referring to each other as "Foster Dad" and "Foster Son", and JFK calling his adoptive homosexual fathers "Gay foster dads" rather than their names.
* Gandhi's brief journey into rap music as "G-Spot" and his hit single "G-Spot Rocks the G-Spot".
** And his follow up single/music video, "UR A G Old Flag"
* "You know what hurts the most, Joan? This nail I just stepped on."
* JFK referring to election judge Marilyn Manson as "scary androgynous white guy".
* A clone of Hitler pops up in the background of the film festival, but he wears a red armband with a peace sign on it.
* The clone of Elvis Presley is actually two twin brothers, one thin and one fat who apparently really let himself go over the summer and got addicted to junk food and tranquilizers.
* Abe asking if he can ride along on Buddy Holly's plane, but bows out after Holly says that the plane also has Richie Valens, The Big Bopper and half of Lynyrd Skynyrd on board, and is the aerial version of TheAllegedCar.
D'Arc'''



* Scudworth's feud with the ScrewySquirrel expy Skunky Poo in "Plane Crazy", [[{{Gorn}} including him receiving gruesome, bloody injuries from staple cartoonish explosions and anvils.]]
-->'''Skunky Poo:''' TRY AND CATCH ME, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch BITCH!]]



* JFK wants a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQU4bbPbr7w pahty platta]].
* The subconscious hallucination of Poncey trying to explain to JFK that he isn't a ghost. Then JFK thinks he's a genie instead.
--> '''Poncey:''' "This is so frustrating."
** From the same episode:
--->'''JFK:''' I'm a Kennedy! I'm not accustomed to tragedy!
** And during [[TheFunInFuneral the funeral]]:
--->'''JFK:''' I WAS IN A COFFIN WITH A DEAD GUY! ''[runs off screaming]''
* Julius Caesar eating popcorn at the funeral.
* "I'm going to eat this ... baby!"
-->'''Abe:''' How'd he get my spaghetti video?
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoUaJFH252w "Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys!"]] [[spoiler:His car flips over.]]
* "'''''[[SayMyName STAMOS!!!!!!]]'''''"
* Scuddworth breaking the "No religion or politics at dinner" rule ''in the same statement'' when his bosses come to dinner!
--> "So, religion is for fools, eh? Fools and ''liberals''!"
* In the pilot, Abe and Ghandi try to get Genghis Khan to pretend to be 21 and by a keg of beer. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKO_cvXB9oI It goes as well as you would assume]].
--> '''Cashier''': You over 21?
--> '''Genghis''': No.
* Pretty much the entire episode ''The Pie of the Storm''. Especially the ending where all the characters have a giant pie fight, and Abe shows up to try and mediate, after having spent the third act at an amusement park THAT IS TOTALLY NOT DISNEYWORLD, learning conflict resolution from an animatronic Abraham Lincoln.

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-->Episode 7: '''Plane Crazy: Gate Expectations'''

* JFK wants a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQU4bbPbr7w pahty platta]].
* The subconscious hallucination of Poncey trying to explain to JFK that he isn't a ghost. Then JFK thinks he's a genie instead.
--> '''Poncey:''' "This is so frustrating."
** From
Scudworth's feud with the same episode:
--->'''JFK:''' I'm a Kennedy! I'm not accustomed to tragedy!
** And during [[TheFunInFuneral the funeral]]:
--->'''JFK:''' I WAS IN A COFFIN WITH A DEAD GUY! ''[runs off screaming]''
* Julius Caesar eating popcorn at the funeral.
* "I'm going to eat this ... baby!"
-->'''Abe:''' How'd he get my spaghetti video?
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoUaJFH252w "Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys!"]] [[spoiler:His car flips over.
ScrewySquirrel expy Skunky Poo, [[{{Gorn}} including him receiving gruesome, bloody injuries from staple cartoonish explosions and anvils.]]
-->'''Skunky Poo:''' TRY AND CATCH ME, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch BITCH!]]
* "'''''[[SayMyName STAMOS!!!!!!]]'''''"
* Scuddworth breaking
Gandhi's brief journey into rap music as "G-Spot" and his hit single "G-Spot Rocks the "No religion or politics at dinner" rule ''in G-Spot".
** And his follow up single/music video, "UR A G Old Flag"
* Abe asking if he can ride along on Buddy Holly's plane, but bows out after Holly says that
the same statement'' when his bosses come to dinner!
--> "So, religion is for fools, eh? Fools
plane also has Richie Valens, The Big Bopper and ''liberals''!"
* In
half of Lynyrd Skynyrd on board, and is the pilot, Abe and Ghandi try to get Genghis Khan to pretend to be 21 and by a keg aerial version of beer. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKO_cvXB9oI It goes as well as you would assume]].
--> '''Cashier''': You over 21?
--> '''Genghis''': No.
TheAllegedCar.
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-->Episode 8: '''A Room of One's Clone: The Pie of the Storm'''

* Pretty much the entire episode ''The Pie of the Storm''.episode. Especially the ending where all the characters have a giant pie fight, and Abe shows up to try and mediate, after having spent the third act at an amusement park THAT IS TOTALLY NOT DISNEYWORLD, learning conflict resolution from an animatronic Abraham Lincoln.




-->Episode 9: '''Raisin the Stakes: A Rock Opera in Three Acts'''

* The entire plot, but especially Abe adopting his Captain Lavender hippie persona after his first raisin bender, and Gandhi's strange spirit journey. Made even more hilarious when it turns out YourMindMakesItReal.
** "Abe's my slave name, square!"



* Ponce's DeathByIrony, where so many things go wrong in only a matter of seconds.

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-->Episode 10: '''Litter Kills: Litterally'''

* The subconscious hallucination of Poncey trying to explain to JFK that he isn't a ghost. Then JFK thinks he's a genie instead.
--> '''Poncey:''' "This is so frustrating."
** From the same episode:
--->'''JFK:''' I'm a Kennedy! I'm not accustomed to tragedy!
** And during [[TheFunInFuneral the funeral]]:
--->'''JFK:''' I WAS IN A COFFIN WITH A DEAD GUY! ''[runs off screaming]''
* Julius Caesar eating popcorn at the funeral.
* Ponce's DeathByIrony, where so many things go wrong in only a matter of seconds.seconds.
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-->Episode 11: '''Snowflake Day: A Very Special Holiday Episode'''

* Toots goes out looking for Joan and brings home a mountain lion by mistake, which keeps attacking him. When the real Joan finally comes back, Toots has the lion's pelt draped over his shoulders:
-->'''Toots''': Joanie! I thought you were dead!
-->''(Joan is visibly shocked)''
-->'''Toots''': I shot ya for biting me so much!
** After Toots brings the mountain lion home and it starts biting him:
--->'''Toots''': You know my Achilles tendon is my ONE Achilles heel!
** Cleo is upset that Joan's not sticking around for her Snowflake Day party:
--->'''Cleo''': But you're serving the crackers! Where am I going to find a cracker girl at this late hour?!
--->'''Toots''': Uh, Fourth and Maple.
** Cleo's response to Joan's attempt at sabotaging her party:
--->'''Cleo''': You've just earned yourself a one-way ticket to Snowflake Jake's Ill-Mannered List.
--->'''Cleo's Drunk Foster Mom''' (''Slurring''): Your behavior is an emBARRAS-*passes out*
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--->Episode 12: '''Makeover, Makeover, Makeover: The Makeover Episode'''

* JFK wants a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQU4bbPbr7w pahty platta]].
* The flyer that Abe distributed around the school advertising for someone to take Joan to the prom. It features a snarling Joan pointing at the viewer a la Uncle Sam with the caption "I WANT YOU TO TAKE ME TO THE PROM." And these delightful facts below.
-->Janeane Garofaloesque\\
Good birthing hips\\
Not religious\\
Shaved
* "'''''[[SayMyName STAMOS!!!!!!]]'''''"
4th Jan '17 2:41:09 AM SeptimusHeap
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* The show's use of FreudWasRight. ''Literally''. After Joan presents her student film, the clone of Freud is the only one who gets its meaning (while everyone else in the audience let out a simultaneous [[FlatWhat "huh"]]) and starts mocking her for it.

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* The show's use of FreudWasRight.Sigmund Freud. ''Literally''. After Joan presents her student film, the clone of Freud is the only one who gets its meaning (while everyone else in the audience let out a simultaneous [[FlatWhat "huh"]]) and starts mocking her for it.
28th Dec '16 3:04:26 PM NWolfman
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** JFK threw a ''plate glass window'' through a ''brick wall''.

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** JFK threw throwing a ''plate glass window'' through a ''brick wall''.
13th Dec '16 12:19:14 AM NWolfman
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** Even better is Ghandi asking what's in the X-treme Blue and receiving a free t-shirt. His response?
--> ''"That'' totally ''answered my question!!"''
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