History Funny / CloneHigh

2nd Jul '16 3:40:45 PM DastardlyDemolition
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** Joan goes to the only person who could help her with his problem, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovbL-HJY_3Q Jesús Christo]][[note]]Who's adopted by a Chicano family and wears a halo that attaches to his shirt[[/note]]. Who winds up being no help as he just gives the summary of a Jon of Arc film and tells Joan to calm down because "God has a plan for all of us. A painful, ''painful'' plan." This line makes him more than a little bitter. A the end of the scene, he (nearly?) shoots himself in the hand with a nail.

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** Joan goes to the only person who could help her with his problem, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovbL-HJY_3Q Jesús Christo]][[note]]Who's adopted by a Chicano family and wears a halo that attaches to his shirt[[/note]]. Who winds up being no help as he just gives the summary of a Jon of Arc film and tells Joan to calm down because "God has a plan for all of us. A painful, ''painful'' plan." This line makes him more than a little bitter. A At the end of the scene, he (nearly?) shoots himself in the hand with a nail.
2nd Jul '16 3:40:16 PM DastardlyDemolition
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* "Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys!" [[spoiler:His car flips over.]]

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoUaJFH252w "Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys!" Kennedys!"]] [[spoiler:His car flips over.]]
2nd Jul '16 3:37:01 PM DastardlyDemolition
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** Joan goes to the only person who could help her with his problem, Jesús Christo[[note]]Who's adopted by a Chicano family and wears a halo that attaches to his shirt.[[/note]]. Who winds up being no help as he just gives the summary of a Jon of Arc film and tells Joan to calm down because "God has a plan for all of us. A painful, ''painful'' plan." A the end of the scene, he (nearly?) shoots himself in the hand with a nail.

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** Joan goes to the only person who could help her with his problem, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovbL-HJY_3Q Jesús Christo[[note]]Who's Christo]][[note]]Who's adopted by a Chicano family and wears a halo that attaches to his shirt.[[/note]].shirt[[/note]]. Who winds up being no help as he just gives the summary of a Jon of Arc film and tells Joan to calm down because "God has a plan for all of us. A painful, ''painful'' plan." This line makes him more than a little bitter. A the end of the scene, he (nearly?) shoots himself in the hand with a nail.



* "Now I may be blind, but..." whatever follows is usually a CMOF.

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* "Now I may be blind, but..." whatever follows is usually a CMOF.going to be hilarious.



* "Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys!"

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* "Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys!"Kennedys!" [[spoiler:His car flips over.]]



* Jesús Christo's sole time shown in the show is [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovbL-HJY_3Q pure gold.]]
** Jesús seeming to be a tad bit bitter over having to follow God's "painful, painful plan".
2nd Jul '16 3:29:19 PM DastardlyDemolition
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** Joan goes to the only person who could help her with his problem, Jesús Christo[[note]]Who's adopted by a a Chicano family and wears a halo that attaches to his shirt.[[/note]]. Who winds up being no help as he just gives the summary of a Jon of Arc film and tells Joan to calm down because "God has a plan for all of us. A painful, ''painful'' plan." A the end of the scene, he (nearly?) shoots himself in the hand with a nail.

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** Joan goes to the only person who could help her with his problem, Jesús Christo[[note]]Who's adopted by a a Chicano family and wears a halo that attaches to his shirt.[[/note]]. Who winds up being no help as he just gives the summary of a Jon of Arc film and tells Joan to calm down because "God has a plan for all of us. A painful, ''painful'' plan." A the end of the scene, he (nearly?) shoots himself in the hand with a nail.
2nd Jul '16 3:29:01 PM DastardlyDemolition
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** Joan goes to the only person who could help her with his problem, Jesús Christo[[note]]Who's adopted by a a Chicano family and wears a halo that attaches to his shirt.[[/note]]. Who winds up being no help as he just gives the summary of a Jon of Arc film and tells Joan to calm down because "God has a plan for all of us. A painful, ''painful'' plan." A the end of the scene, he (nearly?) shoots himself in the hand with a nail.
-->'''Caesar''': Be careful with that nail gun, Jesús.
2nd Jul '16 3:20:04 PM DastardlyDemolition
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** "Flip the pool!" *sets it on fire as well* "Thank you!"

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** "Flip the pool!" *sets *Genghis Khan sets it on fire as well* "Thank you!"
12th Jun '16 4:06:54 AM SilentStranger
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** When the storm first rolls into town, we get various shots of different characters sensing it.
--> '''Toots''': *shivering* Brr, storm's a-brewing... *the camera pans out, showing that the reason Toots is feeling cold is because he's sitting in front of an open fridge*
--> '''JFK''': *for some reason manning a lighthouse where he's standing on the bannister, holding a storm lantern* Storms a-brewin!
--> '''Abe''': *with Cleo* Storms a-brewin... in my heart!
** When the storm starts picking up, Toots is reassuring Joan.
--> '''Toots''': Now you dont need to worry about flooding Joanie. I built this house like Noah built his arc! Yep, [[ExactWords this house is floodproof!]]
--> *lightning strikes the house, burning it to the ground*
--> '''Joan''': Its gone Toots... all gone...
--> '''Toots''': *drags a boat across dry land with an oar* [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Whata terrible flood!]] Holler when you see land, Joanie! (What makes this extra funny is that despite Toots insistance that there's a flood, its not even raining, much less flooding)
11th Jun '16 2:46:32 PM SarcasmKid
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* From the Snowflake Day episode, Toots goes out looking for Joan and brings home a mountain lion by mistake, which keeps attacking him. When the real Joan finally comes back:
-->'''Toots''': Joanie! Ah Joanie I thought you were dead!\\
''(Joan is visibly shocked)''\\
'''Toots''': I shot ya for biting me so much!
''' Toots: You know my Achilles tendon is my ONE Achilles heel!

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* From the Snowflake Day episode, Toots goes out looking for Joan and brings home a mountain lion by mistake, which keeps attacking him. When the real Joan finally comes back:
back, Toots has the lion's pelt draped over his shoulders:
-->'''Toots''': Joanie! Ah Joanie I thought you were dead!\\
''(Joan
dead!
-->''(Joan
is visibly shocked)''\\
'''Toots''':
shocked)''
-->'''Toots''':
I shot ya for biting me so much!
''' Toots: ** After Toots brings the mountain lion home and it starts biting him:
--->'''Toots''':
You know my Achilles tendon is my ONE Achilles heel!
heel!



--->'''Cleo''': But you're serving the crackers! Where am I going to find a cracker girl at this late hour?!\\
'''Toots''': Uh, Fourth and Main.

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--->'''Cleo''': But you're serving the crackers! Where am I going to find a cracker girl at this late hour?!\\
'''Toots''':
hour?!
--->'''Toots''':
Uh, Fourth and Main.Maple.
** Cleo's response to Joan's attempt at sabotaging her party:
--->'''Cleo''': You've just earned yourself a one-way ticket to Snowflake Jake's Ill-Mannered List.
--->'''Cleo's Drunk Foster Mom''' (''Slurring''): Your behavior is an emBARRAS-*passes out*
14th Apr '16 7:57:16 PM KhesterBarbatos
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* Abe asking if he can ride along on Ritchie Valens' plane, but bows out after Valens says that the plane also has Buddy Holly, The Big Bopper and half of Lynyrd Skynyrd on board, and is the aerial version of TheAllegedCar.

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* Abe asking if he can ride along on Ritchie Valens' Buddy Holly's plane, but bows out after Valens Holly says that the plane also has Buddy Holly, Richie Valens, The Big Bopper and half of Lynyrd Skynyrd on board, and is the aerial version of TheAllegedCar.
4th Mar '16 11:16:37 AM SpaceCowboy
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** Jesús seeming to be a tad bit bitter over having to follow God's "painful, painful plan".
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