- His observations about the few kids in his screening of Norm of the North. One kid started doing stretches because they had a hard time keeping interest, and another looked excited that the movie was over when it faded to black, only to fade back in for the epilogue."I heard this kid say out loud 'Is it over?' before going 'Aw man...'"
- His half-hearted summary of Spy Kids: All the Time in the World:"Spy Kids... new Spy Kids. Okay. There's new Spy Kids."
- In his review of 11-11-11, he mentions that there were scares in the movie that made him laugh more than most comedies he saw that year, making note of one in particular that amused him the most. Cut to him wearing an alien mask and gloves practically imitating the scare. He then turns and says, "What, you're not scared?"
- Chris then proceeds to break down in laughter.
- At the start of his Project X (2012) review, he initially begins talking about a cult 80s film of the same name, only to be informed that he was talking about the wrong movie."What's that?… This isn't the movie with the chimps?"
- His summary of the movie needs to be seen to be believed.
"YEEEAAAHHHH! AWESOME, YEEEAAAHHHHH!" - His summary of the movie needs to be seen to be believed.
- His very strange intro to his VHS review, where he briefly shows his viewers his VHS collection. The deadpan manner in which he shows them makes it so much funnier."Just can't throw 'em away. So many memories."
- The intro to his Movie 43 rant, where he walks to his apartment, sits down in front of the camera, and gradually starts making strange faces that get more and more intense, until he explodes leaves a big blood splatter on the camera lens.
- The Driver vs. Dragonball Evolution.
- From that same review, Chris wearing a shirt that's best described as Super Saiyan Superman.
- In an old video reviewing Les Misérables (2012), Chris opens it by singing and admits that he won't sing during the actual review and breaks down laughing when he finishes.
- Chris doing a Danny Elfman impression.
- Chris begins his Sex Tape review/rant with a dramatization of how the movie was pitched."Hey, you know that really interesting and original script we got in today?...Yeah, throw that out, we're gonna make Sex Tape."
- A particular bit in his old intro for his vlogs featured him dancing as Michael Jackson. He pulls it off surprisingly well.
- There's another dance bit that just comes off as balls-out hilarious.
- The sequence of him randomly walking into the woods while swinging his arms ludicrously high.
- Him and his fiance doing the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge.
- The best part of the video is that the person who had requested that Chris do the challenge (@TheSaiyan17 on Twitter) wanted him to say something specific beforehand.
Chris: "What killed the dinosaurs? The ice age!" - His bait and switch moment in the Spider-Man 3 review, where he says "And of course, this scene, without a doubt the lowest point in the trilogy" while the infamous dance club scene is being shown on the screen...only for Chris to then reveal that the scene he was talking about was actually the one where Harry's butler reveals to Harry the truth about how his father died only now even though he could have saved Harry a lot of trouble by telling him earlier.
- Couple of moments from his "Everything Wrong with Die Hard 5 video", such as comparing the LAZILY included McClane's voice taken from Die Hard 4 side by side, only to cut into Zoolander's WHAT IS THIS??? scene. The timing is just perfect.
- And his comment about Die Hard 5's action scenes:
Chris: I mean did Moore even watch the previous films? All 4 were directed smoothly and efficiently with terrific editing and mindblowing sequences. The best Moore gives us is a bunch of cars flying in different directions and a crap load of fake CGI BS, I mean look at that, looks like FUCKING SHIT! FUCKING SHIT, JUST LOOK AT IT! - His review of The Legend of Hercules. Highlights include using a clip of Arnold Schwarzenegger saying "That is not Hercules!" (from the 1969 film Hercules in New York) and his imitations of the slow motion and the growling way the male characters talk. (Jeremy Jahns also mocked it.)
- Highlights from his Steel Hilariocity review:
- "MAGICAL MOVIE TECHNOLOGY!"
- "These guys are robbing the Federal Reserve with laser guns. There is a 7'1" maniac in a steel costume shooting at those thugs with another gun. They send one police car."
- Chris then mentions afterward that while he was in LA he saw a fistfight occurring outside of a movie theater, and 8-10 police cars were sent.
- The "Macaulay Culkin" cop.
- Chris' hilariously stretched-out rant about the infamous "son of a butt" line.
Chris: I'm gonna start saying that now. (bursts into laughter) - The Scream (1996) skit in Chris' scary movie special features this exchange.Chris!Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your favorite scary movie?[...](Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)Chris!Ghostface: That little bitch made me think of Dragonball Evolution.Chris!Ghostface: SHE'S GOING TO DIE.
- Chris' impression of Yamcha in his Dragonball Evolution review/rant.
- Chris describes Yamcha's voice as a mix of Arnold Schwarzenegger and George Takei. And no, it is not as awesome as it sounds.
- Chris' reaction to the (in)famous "Dick Poop" Freudian Slip during the live 2015 Oscar nominations.Chris: I'm 12 years old, apparently. Good job, Dick Poop. You got nom — (breaks down in laughter again)
- Several moments during his review of Fifty Shades of Grey:
- The Running Gag of footage of Nicolas Cage laughing being inserted into the video.
- The rat poop metaphor that Chris uses to describe the movie.
"If you got a really good director of photography, and you went out to the street, and you found a pile of rat shit, he could probably light that very well and perhaps shoot it with an interesting angle. But it's still rat shit."- His summarizing the movie as a "2-hour softcore porn with way more story than you ever care to see in a porn".
- When he says the name of the movie to give it its final grade, Chris calls it Fifty Shades of Total Fucking Shit.
- When Chris opens the prize bag that he won in a raffle at the screening, he finds a poster and a T-shirt. He rips them both apart immediately after unboxing them. Then he pulls out what looks disturbingly like a ball gag and is at a loss for words, until he finds out to his visible relief that it's actually lip balm.
- When looking into the box to pull out his final gift, Chris looks up at the camera with an "are you kidding me?" look on his face...and pulls out a FSOG eye mask. Cut to Nicolas Cage laughing.
- His Hilariocity of Jaws: The Revenge was packed with golden moments.
- "So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"
- Chris' statement that the choice to make Jaws 4 set during Christmas was the worst and most misguided decision since making Die Hard 5 fucking terrible. Even better is how the poster image Chris uses for that bit has Nicolas Cage's face pasted over John McClane's.
- "The shark… followed them… from New York… to the Bahamas." (cue close-up shot of Chris turning to blankly stare at camera)
- Chris' impression of the Jaws 4 shark.
Chris!Shark: I don't like you, cos you killed my three buddies. I'm gonna travel to the Bahamas… and I'm gonna kill the Brody family… and I'm gonna fire at all of you sons of bitches, cos I'm a shark, motherfucker. And I'm gonna find you, and you're going down, bro—(breaks down laughing) - Chris' review of Attack of the Clones has a lot of these. This might as well be a Hilariocity review than a regular review.
- For starters, there's him showing "rare footage" of George Lucas discovering Hayden Christensen, from the Goosebumps (1995) episode "Night of the Living Dummy III" with expert impersonator Piotr Michael as Lucas. It's… beautiful.
- Then there's his reaction to the child actor who plays young Boba Fett:
Chris: (looking like he's about to explode) "deep breath", I don't even have the energy to go into that right now. Sigh. I really don't.- Him constantly pointing out the ineptness of Mace Windu and Yoda for doing mostly nothing important in the movie.
- Him mentioning Obi Wan kicking Jango Fett during their battle looks like Mortal Kombat, with Liu Kang's voice included.
- And finally, him saying that Yoda's fight with Count Dooku is just Yoda doing a lot of barrel rolls.
- His review for The Gallows, where he says that the premise of people trapped in a high school was interesting enough that he actually wrote a similar short story when he was younger. Too bad he wrote it in the fifth grade.
- His unusually angry Fantastic Four (2015) review. Also, he calls it "Fant4stic", which continues in later videos.
- In the Cold Open to his Dirty Grandpa review, Chris mentions going to a screening and getting a Feelie which he logically assumed was a matchbook given Robert De Niro's character smokes cigars in the film. He's wrong. It's actually a condom inexplicably put in a matchbook.
- His Hilariocity review of Dragonball: Evolution.
- The mere intro is hysterical.
(looks at various DBE items) "What the fuck is this shit?! (looks at more DBE items) "WHO THE FUCK WOULD SEND ME THIS SHIT?!"- "Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can you tell me about this girl thing? I don't know. Can you give me some condoms? I need some condoms, okay, Grandpa? I really wanna fuck Chi-Chi. Is that okay? I just need some condoms. Fuck this dumb dragon ball. Sorry! I just wanna go fuck. Is that all right with you?"
- Chris referring to Justin Chatwin's "poop face."
- Chris hated this movie so much that he had to stop watching it to go do something else. TWICE. Choosing between hot dogs and playing Battleship was clearly more fun.
- Chris' reaction about how Goku has to find all the dragon balls before the eclipse occurs.
Chris: What does that fucking have to do with anything?- After the ending song rolls, we see a clip of Chris' wife filming him after he had to rewatch the film again. Heroic BSoD doesn't even begin to describe it.
- Chris says that he felt like the movie made his house feel gross.
- In his review of the tenth season of The X-Files Chris reveals he's written Fan Fiction. One of Us indeed:Chris: "In fact when I was like twenty years old I wrote a full X-Files novel…" *beat* "I uh…" *X-Files theme tune plays as Chris looks ashamedly around the room*
- His Hilariocity review of Twilight with his wife:
- Chris mocking Kristen Stewart's line delivery in one scene:
Chris: If I came home from, like, a store or something, and I found cop cars outside the house, I guarantee that the first thing out of my mouth would not be: "Whoa. What is going on?"- Later, Bella and Edward's really slow kiss… set to the Jeopardy! theme.
- It's impossible to beat the comedy value of the real Samurai Cop but "'We're gonna go catch us some bad guys?' Yeah nice wig man." is a perfect one.
- Chris throwing together every "Hey wait a minute!".
- His review of Nine Lives:
- Before starting the review:
Hey, hon, remember at the beginning of the year when I said I was going to try and see as many films as I could regardless of how crappy they looked? Yeah, can you go back in time and kill me?- Describing the film's plot, while the camera zooms in on his face slowly: "He goes to a cat shop run by none other than Christopher Walken, and gets [his daughter] a cat, but during a freak electrical storm, the cat and Kevin Spacey switch bodies, and Kevin Spacey is now laid up in a hospital, and as a cat he must try to convince his family that he is still a good father."
- "The best part of this movie is the first ten seconds where you see some funny cat videos pulled off of YouTube. It's the best part of the movie! Everything else is total SHIT!!!"
- The whole review is hilarious, but special mention goes to his rant about the family putting the cat's litter box right next to its food.
You don't put the litter box right by the food, 'cause when the cat does this (makes digging motions) when she's taking a shit, it's going to get all in her food and water! So fucking stupid! What the fuck happened with this movie?! I hate it! I hate this movie! And that's just one logical problem and that's just because I'm a cat owner and I love cats and what the fuck?!- Towards the end of the review, when discussing a character's attempted suicide (special mention goes to the way he says it):
Suicide? In this kids' movie? Oh, my God!- Chris appearing to have a mental breakdown when talking about this film is one of the best parts. Espically when he goes on a rant about not putting cat food near the liter box, and not showing your cat around the house. Espically the loud.
WHAT THE FUCK!! - His impression of Beavis And Butthead in his review of The Disappointments Room, as well as his impressions of the characters of the film, particularly Kate Beckinsale's character.
- In his "The Worst Movies of 2016" video, his reaction to a poster of Nine Lives that was sent by one of his viewers is great:Aren't you a peach, Matthew? Why would you do that to me? (breaks down laughing)
- In his review of The Bye Bye Man with his friend, John Flickinger, the two come up with an idea for what should have happened after each death: playing *NSYNC's "Bye Bye Bye".
- John pretending to freak out and shouting the lyrics after imitating the main character.
- In his review of Resident Evil: The Final Chapter, he mocks the film beginning with a summary of the events of the previous movies:Chris: This film has a (switches to macho voice, with music playing) Last Time on Resident Evil: Milla Jovovich punched a lot of zombies and Paul W.S. Anderson can't direct worth shit! Find out what happens to Alice, today on Resident Evil: The Final Shit Fuck!
(cut to a title card with Chris' title for the movie)- He then proceeds to mock Paul W. S. Anderson ripping off Mad Max: Fury Road's opening sequence by comparing him to a kindergartner who saw an older kid in high school:
Chris!Kid: I wanna be like him! Hey mommy, can I join the basketball team? 'Cause look at that guy, he's so cool!
Chris!Mom: You're five years old, shut the fuck up, kid.
Chris!Kid: Hey! You can't say those words to me! I wanna be like the cool guys!
Chris!Mom: Yeah well, you've got no talent.
Chris!Kid: Well that's okay, 'cause my movies make their budget back!
Chris!Mom: Why are you saying you make movies? You're five years old!
Chris!Kid: Shut up mommy, I'm a directuuurrr— (Chris breaks into quiet laughter)- He later wonders if the cast signed on for the film because they genuinely believed in it... or because they simply needed to pay their rent.
- The intro to his review of Smurfs: The Lost Village shows his wife literally dragging him to the door so that they can go to the theater for his review of it, despite his protests.
- The intro to his review of The Boss Baby is framed like a horror movie, with Chris making some disjointed, slackjawed expressions.
- The intro to his review of the 2017 Baywatch (2017) movie shows Chris doing his own slow Baywatch walk.
- His review of Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem. Highlights include:
- Chris feeling sorry for the Predator title-wise after 'Alien' was upgraded to plural while 'Predator' is still singular.
Chris: Poor guy. He needs friends too.- "I wouldn't even call this film Aliens vs. Predator. More like Shadows vs. Silhouettes...because you can't see A DAMN FUCKING THING!"
- His well-justified "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!" after the movie lazily repeats the famous "get to da chopper" line.
- Then after showing said scene from which it originated:
Chris: WASN'T THAT JUST BALLS OUT AWESOME?!- Chris doesn't hesitate to mention how a nuke that killed a bunch of innocents is supposed to be glossed over because a few main characters made it out.
Chris: And there's a setup for a sequel. (cue Chris Laughing Mad) - The intro of his Transformers: The Last Knight review starts with the toys of both Optimus and Bumblebee, with two special cameos, all voiced by Chris (except for the various film soundbites):Optimus: (after watching a trailer for The Last Jedi) Oh, man, Bumblebee, I can't wait to roll out to that movie.Bumblebee: That's what I'm talkin' about.(trailer for the film appears)Optimus: Oh, God, I don't even want to see these movies anymore.Bumblebee: Baby, you're looooong gone!Child!Anakin Skywalker: Another Transformers movie? Yippee!Optimus: Be quiet, child. You're worse than Sam Witwicky!(Optimus and Bee look as a car pulls around offscreen)Dominic freaking Toretto: You guys only got five movies? That ain't nothing.Bumblebee: You son of a bitch!
- The intro to his review of Revenge of the Sith recreating the climactic duel between Anakin and Obi-Wan has Chris giving a particularly fantastic impersonation of Anakin with two flavors: a completely dull monotone, and comically agonized screaming as he is burning alive.
- In his and Matthew Brando's review of Wish Upon, he starts by mocking the film for ripping off a Goosebumps novel (specifically, "Be Careful What You Wish For"), and they then mock the film's unintentionally-hilarious moments.
- The intro to his review of The Emoji Movie has him so dead inside. This doubles as a Moment of Awesome, as the entire review is much more entertaining than the movie itself:Chris: (as monotone as possible, after guzzling down wine) Welcome to my review of The Emoji Movie. (Turns his head, camera shifts) I have proof. (raises ticket, slowly crumbles it up, turns head back around) The Emoji Movie is about the "meh" emoji and how he has other expressions besides "meh". And... today... I went and saw it. And... it... SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED!
- This:
They have to get to Dropbox, did you hear that come of my mouth? It came out of my mouth... (cringes) Dropbox is... an important plot point... in this FUCKING MOVIE!- Also, when he talks about the blatant advertising of YouTube, he mentions that the children went "Ohh, YouTube!". He then angrily says "It didn't help anything!"
- In the Hilariocity review of Sleepwalkers, when Ron Perlman shows up as a cop, Chris declares the movie to be perfect.
- In his review of The Nut Job 2: Nutty by Nature, he proclaims that, because he watched The Emoji Movie, he can watch anything... only to sheepishly admit he still can't handle Dragonball Evolution.
- He also tells the story of going to see the movie and tells that cashier that he wanted one ticket for the worst titled film in existence. She automatically realized he wanted The Nut Job 2.
- He also mocks The Emoji Movie as "cancer on film".
- His video on his dog Zeev reacting to the trailer for the movie Show Dogs.
- The fact that his review of Truth or Dare (2018) is a Hilariocity review indicates what type of movie it's going to be.
- Chris screwing up his outro due to being sick in his "Curse of La Llorona" review. He promptly breaks out laughing.
- The intro to Slenderman.
- From his Toy Story 4 review there's him listing his trilogy of movies from the Indiana Jones series and the Jason Bourne series, only for him to groan disappointedly upon showing their other movies (Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and The Bourne Legacy and Jason Bourne respectively)
- Chris' review of House of the Dead.Chris: After that we actually get a flashback. TO THE SCENE WE JUST SAW!!
- The opening of his review of Cats has Chris staring off into space in Stunned Silence for about ten seconds before mumbling, "...wow."
- His hilarous review of Battlefield Earth. Which including mimicing the constant laughter (and Terl's voice), or pointing out how utterly stupid both sides are, to the point of saying the humans are literary monkeys.
- Catwoman.. Enough said.
- The Stinger of his Hilariocity review of Batman & Robin:
- Clooney's Batman: HI Freeze, I'm BatmanBruce Wayne from The Dark Knight Rises: No you're not.
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