The 3 Ninjas
series is about three ninjas who are trained to be ninja-like by their grandfather. The original 3 Ninjas
is an 1992 martial arts comedy, directed by Jon Turteltaub. It features Mori Tanaka (Victor Wong), a Japanese grandfather who teaches his American grandsons martial arts. Three of the four films were produced by Shin Sang-ok (as Simon S. Sheen), most known for directing Pulgasari
. Yes, it's that guy!
Said grandsons are promptly introduced and receive proper codenames. Samuel Douglas Jr. (Michael Treanor
), is physically strong, tough, and remains strong and cool under pressure. His codename is "Rocky". Jeffrey Douglas (Max Elliott Slade) is fast and free, "with the spirit of a young wild horse", receiving the codename of "Colt". Michael Douglas (Chad Power) is a Big Eater
. His codename is "Tum Tum". The trio must help their grandfather against a rogue student of his, who has turned career criminal:
the dangerous Hugo Snyder (Rand Kingsley).
The film continues with the boys facing Snyder and his agents, having a rivalry with some school bullies, along with some scenes establishing Rocky's relationship with his first love interest
Emily (Kate Sargeant). This results in her being kidnapped by the villains and the trio having to save her.
It was a modest box office hit: earning $29,000,301 in the United States market. The film was lucrative enough to receive sequels. Two were produced almost immediately. However, they were curiously released in reverse order. What is to be the intended third film was released second, the second film was released third, causing some internal logic problems.
The second film to be released was 3 Ninjas Kick Back
(1994). Grandpa Mori plans to visit Japan to return a dagger he has held for 50 years, apparently to serve as a prize in a martial arts tournament. He takes his grandsons with him for what he hopes to be a bonding experience. The boys have grown up somewhat and their different interests have made them drift apart. Rocky is having trouble concentrating on anything other than cute girls, his latest crush being Lisa Di Marino (Maital Sabban
). Colt has developed a Hair-Trigger Temper
and can be counted to pick up fights left and right. Tum-Tum has become even more obsessed with food. They barely have anything in common anymore. When they discover some one has sent thugs to retrieve the knife and that their grandfather has had a very suspicious accident, they travel to Japan on their own to investigate. There they team-up with a female martial artist, Miyo (Caroline Junko King
). She might be young but is even better-trained than them. She even agrees to give them some lessons, in exchange for them tutoring her in baseball. Naturally, amorous Rocky has forgotten all about Lisa, shifting his attention to Miyo. The film was not as financially successful as its predecessor, and critics dismissed the film. However, it earned $11,798,854 in the United States market, the 104th most successful film of its year. It did very well in the VHS market, particularly among younger viewers.
The third film is 3 Ninjas Knuckle Up
(1995). This time Colt gets a love interest in Jo (Crystle Lightning), a Native American girl whose village comes under threat of becoming a toxic waste dump, due to a Corrupt Corporate Executive
. Continuing the decline of the series' commercial value, the third film earned just $413,479 at the box office.
A fourth film was released, featuring a new cast of actors in the roles of the Douglas Brothers. 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain
(1998). The film starts with the trio failing at a training exercise. Rocky and Colt grew disillusioned with the regimen and thinking they are too old for it. Rocky would rather spend time with his current girlfriend Jennifer (Lindsay Felton
) than spending time with grandpa. Soon, the trio team-up with their new friend, computer nerd Amanda Morgan-Greene (Chelsea Earlywine
) in order to diffuse a difficult situation. Retiring Action Hero
Dave Dragon (Hulk Hogan
) becomes the hostage of a group of kidnappers, led by mastermind Medusa (Loni Anderson
), along with any other people placed in danger due to her plans. By the end of the film the victorious trio are back to training, with a new appreciation for it, with Amanda joining them as the fourth ninja of the group. The fourth film was a massive flop, earning only $375,805 at the box office.
This film provides examples of:
- Action Girl: Miyo
- Adults Are Useless: Averted. The kids would most likely have been shot otherwise.
- Attack Its Weak Point: "The eyes, boys! Light up the eyes!"note
- Badass Family: The boys are ninjas-in-training, Grandpa's an Old Master, and their dad is an FBI agent.
- Badass Adorable: Miyo is pretty enough for Rocky to fall in love with her, and she can kick butt, too.
- Badass Grandpa
- Big Eater: Guess how Tum Tum got his name...
- Big "NO!": Rocky gets one in the final battle between Snyder and Grandpa, in slow motion no less.
- Big "Shut Up!": When the boys overreact to a practice dummy.
Grandpa: Quiet, boys!
Boys: Yes, sir.
- Bilingual Bonus: In Kick Back.
- Bring My Brown Pants: subverted in that the person in question actually makes it to the bathroom.
- Broken Record: Rocky loves Emily! Rocky loves Emily! Rocky loves Emily!
- Catch Phrase: "We Should Run!" "We Should Hide!" "We Should Kick Their Butts!"; "Let's murderlize 'em!"
- Chained to a Railway: A variant of this trope is done in High Noon on Mega Mountain where the bad guys tie Rocky's girlfriend to the tracks of a roller coaster.
- Conservation of Ninjutsu
- Description Cut:
Marcus: We should save some of this (pizza) for the kids we're napping.
Fester: They're probably pretty nice kids.
Colt: Where are all the weapons?! The slingshots, the knifethrowers?!
Colt: Grandpa isn't coming! He sold us out!
(Cut to-) Grandpa knocking out a mook as he climbs onto the ship to rescue the boys.
- Die Hard on an X: In High Noon at Mega Mountain.
- Distressed Damsel: Emily in the first film, Jo in the third film (though Jo tries to take down the bad guys and is simply overpowered), and Jennifer in the fourth film. Thankfully, Miyo averts this.
- Doting Grandparent: Mori Tanaka.
- The Dragon/Giant Mook: Rushmore in the first movie.
- Evil Plan: In order: Revenge, finding a chamber of gold, shady business, hijacking a theme park for ransom.
- The Family for the Whole Family
- Franchise Killer: High Noon on Mega Mountain. The paltry box office gross and the universal hatred of this film among critics and fans alike killed any hopes of a sequel or a reboot of the franchise.
- Funny Foreigner: Miyo seems strange to the brothers but, in a inversion, they are the foreigners because much of the plot takes place in Japan.
- Groin Attack: Used a couple of times in the first film - one for Fester and one for Rushmore. The boys also do this on a training dummy.
- Tum Tum hits the dummy in the groin a lot.
- Girl of the Week: Er, Girl Of the Movie. Rocky seems to be quite the player. Except with Jo, who's more interested in Colt.
- "Home Alone" Antics: There is a scene early on where kidnappers were tripped by traps set by the brothers.
- Hollywood Genetics: Surprisingly averted. While it's clear they're trying to justify white-washing, it is entirely possible for the Douglas brothers to be white. The more an ethnic group reproduces outside of its own, the more the common genetic traits of that ethnic group are diluted. The grandfather married a white woman, making the boys' mother half-Asian, and the mother married a white man, making the boys only a quarter Asian. With so little Asian blood left, they are more likely to resemble their Caucasian father; the only ethnic trait dominant enough to survive is the characteristic tilt to the eyes (which they do not have).
- Improvised Weapon: "Everything around us can be our friend. Be friendly to our an environment. That is the ninja way." About a minute later, Rocky takes out a mook with a telephone.
- Injun Country: In Knuckle Up.
- Insistent Terminology: Fester and his goons aren't robbers, they're kidnappers.
- Kevlard: Rushmore in the first movie. Until the heroes figured out where his weak point was, their blows simply did not register.
- Kid Hero meets Kung-Fu Kid: 3 of 'em.
- Knight, Knave and Squire: Rocky, Colt and Tum Tum.
- Lampshaded Double Entendre: In Kick Back, Miyo is skilled in ninjitsu but wants to learn how to be better at baseball. Her speech pattern has her jumble the words "bat" and "butt". She wants to "kick bat" and "Swing my butt!"
- Little Miss Badass: Miyo defeats multiple opponents with relative ease.
- Match Cut: The brothers' parents talking while driving back home. The mother tells her husband that the boys love their grandpa and the ninja teachings. The father worries that "someone could get hurt". Then we cut to Emily entering inside the house where the three surfer dudes are about to ambush her.
- McNinja: Admittedly, while the Three Ninjas are in fact very competent in terms of their pure martial arts skills, their grandfather is not teaching them real-life ninja philosophy. To name just one example, real-life ninjas did not live by codes of honor that would involve body, mind, spirit, and heart or anything that noble Justified, however, because their grandfather does not just want to teach them how to be ninjas, he wants them to grow up moral and good. It makes perfect sense that he'd be willing to take a few liberties with what sort of people ninja are supposed to be.
- Mooks: Both the ninjas and the incompetent kidnappers.
- The Nineties
- Not in the Face!
Hammer: Ooh! Watch my nose, dude! It's bad news already!
[A CD hits his nose. Marcus laughs, but gets hit]
Hammer: Not the stomach! Not the stomach!
[Rocky and Colt elbow him in the nose]
Hammer: Thank you. [pass out]
- Old Master: Grandpa.
- Only Known By Their Nicknames: Throughout the franchise, they are always called by their ninja names. But occasionally they're referred to their real names.
- The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: The three goons insistently refer to themselves as "kidnappers", not "robbers". However, they haven't actually kidnapped them.
Colt: Oh no! Robbers! Fester:
Robbers? I thought we were kidnappers. Marcus:
- Power Trio
- Punch! Punch! Punch! Uh Oh...: The kids' "beating up grown mercenaries" mojo isn't so effective against Rushmore.
- At the film's climax, they get around it with Mori's help in the "Light up the eyes!" scene.
- Quirky Miniboss Squad: Those surfer dudes from the first film.
- The Big Bad's nephew and his friends in "Kick Back."
- Sibling Team
- Thug Dojo: The main antagonists of the first movie.
- Totally Radical: "Cake" which could be "Piece of Cake."
- Weaksauce Weakness: Subverted. A mouthful of jellybeans would normally be a pretty stupid secret weapon, but Grandpa stuffs them down the Big Bad's throat with the intention of choking him long enough for Grandpa to gain the upper hand.
- X Meets Y: The movie has the martial arts of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and the Slapstick antics of Home Alone. It was even advertised this way.
- Yes-Man: Tum Tum to Colt.