- Idiotic surfer villain is holding up a convenience store at gunpoint:
"Now open up that cash register, 'fore I have to get nasty. (Beeper goes off) Excuse me, sir? Could we please use your telephone?"
- When the henchmen take the kids from their house, Colt tries to aim a kick at Toru Tanaka's stomach, only to have his leg caught and end up hanging upside down by his ankle.
"Would you like me to drive?"
Colt: Rocky, these ninjas have guns.
Rocky: Hey, if they have guns, they're not ninjas.
Colt: Yeah, and if they fire off the guns anyway the police'll hear.
- The boys trick the surfer dudes into drinking a soda filled with laxative.
Tum Tum: (pretending to drink) Hmm this stuff is good!
Hammer: Give me that!