Funny / 3 Ninjas

  • Idiotic surfer villain is holding up a convenience store at gunpoint:
    "Now open up that cash register, 'fore I have to get nasty. (Beeper goes off) Excuse me, sir? Could we please use your telephone?"
  • When the henchmen take the kids from their house, Colt tries to aim a kick at Toru Tanaka's stomach, only to have his leg caught and end up hanging upside down by his ankle.
    "Would you like me to drive?"
  • Colt: Rocky, these ninjas have guns.
    Rocky: Hey, if they have guns, they're not ninjas.
    Colt: Yeah, and if they fire off the guns anyway the police'll hear.
  • The boys trick the surfer dudes into drinking a soda filled with laxative.
    Tum Tum: (pretending to drink) Hmm this stuff is good!
    Hammer: Give me that!
  • Tum Tum: (in a lovey-dovey tone) Hey, it's Emily. She wants to talk to Rocky.
    Rocky: (doing his homework) Tell her I'm busy.
    Tum Tum: He says, he loves you.
    (Colt laughs. Rocky rolls his eyes and went over to him)
    Tum Tum: Rocky loves Emily!
  • "I hope you saved some pizza for us!"
  • Right after Marcus finish taking a "major dump", Tum-Tum rams him in the stomach with a mounted warthog's head. Twice. When Marcus fell on the floor out cold, the trophy landed on his stomach, making it look like it burst out of him.