Characters: Scary Movie

Cindy Campbell (Anna Faris)

  • Butt Monkey: In the first two movies. In the later installments, it's her that brings about most of the damage.
  • Oh, No... Not Again!: A running gag in the third movie when she continuously forgets about her nephew, Cody.

Brenda Meeks (Regina Hall)

  • Annoying Younger Sibling: To Shorty.
  • Asshole Victim: In the first film, when her outrageous antics in a movie theater prompt several members of the audience to stab her before the killer does.
  • Made of Iron: Apparently. Even though she dies in the first and third films (in the latter her body explodes), she comes back to life without explanation. Although in a deleted scene from the second, she says that her presumed death in the original was a "near-death experience."

Shorty Meeks (Marlon Wayans)

  • Ascended Extra: In the second film. He's more of a background character in the original.

Ray Wilkins (Shawn Wayans)

  • Transparent Closet: No matter how hard Ray tries to deny his homosexuality, no one believes him.

C.J. and Mahalik (Kevin Hart and Anthony Anderson)

Professor Oldman (Tim Curry)

  • Affably Evil: As one would expect from a character played by Tim Curry.
  • Killed Offscreen: The last we see of him, he discovers the mistresses' true form and screams in horror before the scene cuts away with a lightning flash.
  • Laser-Guided Karma: He ends up seduced and killed by Hugh Kane's mistress.
  • Large Ham: Again, he's played by Tim Curry.
  • Those Two Guys: With Dwight, up until he gets killed.

Hanson (Chris Elliot)

  • Battle Butler: Becomes this in the Charlie's Angels takeoff after he gets possessed by Kane.
  • The Dragon: When he gets possessed, he becomes the physical being for his master.

Tom Logan (Charlie Sheen) '

George Logan (Simon Rex)

Doofy Gilmore (Dave Sheridan)

Greg Phillipe (Lochlyn Munro)