The party at the beginning of the film. Gathered around a piano, they finish singing "Hello, Dolly!" and follow it up with Mystikal's "Shake Ya Ass".
Scary Movie 3
Brenda and The Oracle faces two characters from The Ring, Samara and her mother, respectively. The utter rediculousness of the bitch fight will make sure that you can never take The Ring seriously ever again.
The Architect: "My wife desperately wanted a child. But she couldn't get pregnant. Neither could I."
"We loved our daughter but she was evil. Made the horses crazy. Killed our puppies. Hid the remote. Really sick shit."
The entire sequence of Adam Westing with Dr. Phil and Shaq was hilarious.
Some homies started smoking some Red Weed. Essentially they're getting high on blood.
The president accidentally using the alien ray gun to make his clothes disappear, sauntering around the stage butt-naked while the U.N. members watch in horror, and then accidentally making their clothes disappear too. See here.
Some homies ended up getting zapped by the rays of the Tripod, leaving nothing but their bling-bling.
Everything with the preist played by Katt Williams.
Priest: If a room turns on you, it's either a ghost or a demon.
Jody: Can a demon take over someone? Like, live within them?
Priest: Damn, that's some scary shit.
Jody: So a demon is about the worst thing you can have?
Priest: No, ma'am, an STD is the worst thing that you can have.
Who do you know who wants to hurt you? Do you have a jealous colleague at work? A Facebook friend you might have ignored? Maybe you adopted a small African child named Ikatababwe, promising to feed this nigga for 25 cents a day BUT THEN HE NEEDS SOMTHING TO DRINK?!!
When last see Ceaser.
Ceaser:IDIOTS!...(realizes he can talk)I can talk!
Man's voice: Hey, Caesar.
(The man takes off his mask to reveal he's a monkey)
Ceaser:(gasps) Steve? Dan's got a mad demon in his house.