Played By: Elisha Cuthbert
I'm not as dumb as I am.
Jane's ditzy younger sister and the youngest (and most clueless) member of the group. She was once engaged to Dave but abandoned him at the altar but as of season 3 they start dating again. But then, they break up again at the end of that season.
- Amicable Exes: with Dave until they start dating again. Then they break up again at the end of season 3. Amicably.
- Big Eater: Possibly the only character in the show who has an appetite bigger than Max.
- Characterization Marches On: Alex originally didn't have any defining character traits, but she's gradually turned into the cute ditz.
- Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass: Set off events which meant the whole group was pranking one another because she's "Not as dumb as I am", by pranking her boyfriend with guns for food.
- The Chick / The Heart: Has twice led charges for the group 'For Love!'
- Cloudcuckoolander: Yeah, she's out there. Claims to have pig friends, for one thing.
- The Cutie: Is cheerful and optimistic, more so than any of the others.
- The Ditz: In a webisode, she’s incredulous that the aliens Michael Jordan played with in Space Jam were actually cartoons.
- Dumb Blonde: Although she notes she's a bottle blonde.
- Four-Temperament Ensemble: Choleric (shares this with Jane)
- The Glorious War of Sisterly Rivalry: Jane and Alex are normally on the same page but when they fight it gets bad, as seen in the Season 3 episode, The Incident.
- Guilty Pleasures: Alex loves cliched and formulaic Rom Com movies.
- Horrible Judge of Character: See the episode where she's looking for a new roommate.
- Woman Child: She was the flower girl ay her sister's wedding, a role usually reserved for five-year olds.
- One-Hour Work Week: Owner and seemingly sole employee of a store that she spends hardly any time in.
- Runaway Bride: How she was first introduced.
- Sibling Yin-Yang Not too bright, very nice and easy personality contrasting with Jane's intelligent if ruthless approach to things.
- Strong Family Resemblance: With Jane.
- Took a Level in Kindness: She was a bully in elementary school, but grew out of this behavior.
Played By: Eliza Coupe
You lightly bite one security guard and they act like you're a criminal!
Brad's wife and Alex's older sister. She was something of an irresponsible party girl in her college days, but matured into a competitive, driven, career-minded perfectionist.
- Bi the Way: As Brad found out when Jane's ex-girlfriend comes to town.
- Comedic Sociopathy
- Competition Freak: Demonstrated in 'She Got Game Night' and 'Deuce Babylove 2: Electric Babydeuce.' After she and Brad defeat Max and Alex in a tennis match, she takes Alex's racket and begins to smash it agains the court, saying 'You don't deserve this!'
- Control Freak
- Crazy-Prepared: Part of the side effects of being a Control Freak, and shown to what extremes it is possible in "The Kerkovich Way." This becomes a Berserk Button in "Un-sabotageable", Max says at times she's woefully unprepared. Jane responds by decking him.
- Former Teen Rebel
- Four-Temperament Ensemble: Choleric (shares this with Alex)
- Freudian Excuse: A lot of her present day and past actions were seemingly motivated by an attempt to match or outshine her older sister who, when she's around, turns Jane into Alex.
- Guile Hero: When she's using her powers for good.
- Happily Married: To Brad.
- Masculine Girl, Feminine Boy: she wears the pants in the relationship.
- Ms. Fanservice: Though all the women (and men, for that matter) on the show are rather attractive, Jane most fits this trope, from constantly baring her legs to being unabashed in her sexual desire for her husband, to the completely naked (though censored) scene she gets in the Season 3 opener.
- Sensual Slav: The Serbian heritage is played up much more with her, even though it’s Alex who still has the maiden name.
- She's Got Legs: Lamphshaded, both Max and Alex (when she's carrying the Smart Ball for an episode) note that Jane almost never wears long pants so she can invoke this trope and get outside validation, which she says she needs a lot of.
- Significant Birthdate: Christmas.
- The Smart Guy: together with her husband Brad.
- Stealth Hi/Bye: She's ridiculously good at those.
- Strong Family Resemblance: With Alex.
- Token Evil Teammate: The show casts her in lovable villain mode a surprising number of times.
- We Want Our Jerk Back: one episode had her mellow down significantly, much to the eventual chagrin of her friends who found her new personality too lackadaisical.
- Where Da White Women At?: Apparently Brad's not the only black guy Jane's dated.
: Why are you having
private messages with Megan? What are you writing that I can't read? Brad
: I am writing "none of your business." I don't ask what you're writing to Jamal, or Malik, or Ladwinian
Played By: Zachary Knighton
Champaigne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends.
Alex's melancholic ex-fiance who as of season 3 start dating again
, who quits his boring office job to start a food truck business. Tries to be "the cool guy" of the gang but usually fails.
Max Blum A.K.A. Joseph Reynolds
Played By: Adam Pally
Wow, a 90s hippie jam band. You know what I'd rather listen to? Myself being shot in the face.
Brad and Dave's friend since college: lackadaisical, sarcastic, gay and perpetually unemployed.
Played By: Damon Wayans, Jr.
All about me, what time is it? Sex o'clock!
Jane's easygoing (and somewhat effeminate) husband who has a Those Two Guys
vibe with Max.
A friend of Alex, Jane and Dave since childhood, as well as Max's ex-girlfriend (he refers to it as his "first gay relationship"). She's constantly on the prowl for the right guy but tends to scare potential suitors away with her slightly manic personality.
- Adorkable: Possibly the biggest dork on the show, which is really saying a lot.
- Brainy Brunette
- Buxom Is Better: often noted in-universe.
- Catch Phrase: "Ah-mah-zing".
- Drunken Master: When Penny gets really drunk, she can speak fluent Italian.
- Friend to All Children: Sees herself this way, which is why she’s taken aback when two kids she’s babysitting prefer lackadaisical Max.
- Fag Hag: Penny wants to be this to Max. Because of the whole Straight Gay thing it doesn't really work out.
- Four-Temperament Ensemble: Sanguine (shares this with Brad)
- Genki Girl
- Large Ham: Is very loud, outspoken, and often overreacts.
- Like Mother, Like Daughter
- Last Het Romance: for Max, or according to him, first gay romance, as Penny acts like a Camp Gay man.
- Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places
- Ma'am Shock: First in the pilot, when she responds to being called ma'am by saying she's going to "go bawl my eyes out, and then I'll be back to physically fight you.". In a later episode, she has a more subdued but still surprised reaction when a waiter calls her ma'am.
- Platonic Life Partners: With Max.
- Statuesque Stunner: may be considered this at 5'8''.
- Verbal Tic: Really fond of abbreviations, or “abbrevs”.
- Weight Woe: The plot of one episode revolved around her dieting, which she couldn't keep up for long.
Played by: Stephen Guarino
The gang's "offensively stereotypical gay" friend.
Played by: Seth Morris
A friend of Max's who is weird and psychotic but it occasionally called upon for various favors.
Played by: Megan Mullaly
Penny's upbeat, creative mother. She has been thrice divorced and is a travelling lounge singer.