my current job
How did you know my name was William Radar Storm?
It is good day to be not dead!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Tell me something happy
How are you feeling about the quarantine? i'm really sorry
I think I'll take this rusty rake, and once I break your old broom they'll both go into the lake!
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
Opinions on my grandmother's broom?
A jockstrap made of clay.
Tell me something happy
Hi, what's the most effective contraceptive you sell?
I was dying earlier today ... then I died. Now I'm dead.
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
my current job
Ze heavy iz dead?!
An army of communist cats. ...Com-mew-nists, if you will.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
The man behind the slaughter
Ah the reinforcements against the Germans are- what the fuck is this?
I don't drink, I don't smoke, and I don't watch live action Disney remakes.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
Heya there! I'm West.
What are your ways of wisdom, Sage?
I’m a kid genius, so don’t ask about how I got this.
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
The man behind the slaughter
Where the hell did you get that black hole weapon?!
Crazy noisy bizarre town!
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
🍊orange fursona🧡
May my expectations change in this seemingly boring town?
April Fools.
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Just some guy
You ![[nja]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/user_ninja_2074.png "[nja]"){kind=small}
'd me? BUT WHYYYYY?!!
Son, all i have to say is... that is really a health-hazard. Please get that thing out of here.
Edited by Seaners on Apr 1st 2020 at 9:19:39 PM
PIZZA HUT FAMILY... TRANSCENDS SPIRITUAL REALITY
The man behind the slaughter
Come on, how is rubbing myself in raccon blood a bad thing?!
Geez that's a lot of dead goblins!
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
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So I think we actually merged the Goblin Slayer and DOOM universes...
(TNP's username) is confirmed Mafia, lynch them!
...
Look, I'm in the Mafia. That doesn't mean that I drown people, okay?
F***k.
Yarf! Arf ruff yarf! Murff. Murr-uff. Ya-wa-rrruwwwlll.
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
Heya there! I'm West.
Did you just get turned into a dog again?!?
Well, GRANDPA CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD AND NOW IS PLANNING TO DESTROY NEW YORK AND HE THINKS I'M STILL EVIL SO HE RECRUITED ME CALL THE AVENGERS OR SHIELD OR SOMEONE BECAUSE I GOTTA GO BACK HE THINKS I'M JUST GETTING MY STUFF.
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Hey there, how's the family?
This trial is totally bogus! Not a single person has allowed me to prove my innocence through bloodshed!
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How do you feel about the free trial of our newest game?
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Spongebob Squarepants!
Does the defendant have anything to say before we deliver the verdict for his accusation of tax evasion?
Who could defeat Thanos even with the Infinity Gauntlet?
It was that old lady over there.
Edited by DrNoPuma on Apr 2nd 2020 at 5:15:18 AM
No "Bowser's Fury" questions please. I haven't played it yet.
The man behind the slaughter
So who's the fucker who keeps flagging my favorite You Tuber?
Well I mean he was at least a good dad to me, that's more then the average serial killer.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
my current job
So you're Ted Bundy's son?
Yeah, you need earplugs.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.Why do I keep waking up in the Hospital Wing? I'm just trying to re-pot Mandrakes...
Good News, Bad News. We found your dog... well, half of your dog.
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
janet likes her new icon.
my current job
Oh fuck... what's the symbol for queer anarchism again?
Wrong ring!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
The man behind the slaughter
Is this the ring where I fight the Undertaker?(is in a AEW ring).
That was a reference to a show I never watched therefore it wasn't funny.
Edited by Superjohn on Apr 3rd 2020 at 11:43:55 AM
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
Who are our targets for tonight, then?
Because you just told me so.
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