my current job
Did you have lunch yet?
SEYMOUR! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Klonoa, Dream Traveller
Hey Audrey II, how are you doing today?
Chicken nuggets.
Still hoping for Klonoa to get a new game... or a movie like this
What have I been eating?
TV Tropes
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You're at my private Disneyland park in Siberia.
Heya there! I'm West.
How did you trace me???
We might have passed a very pleasant evening if shit hadn’t gotten real.
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Worry
Didn't it suck when the vampires attacked us while on our way to the theatre?
Don't worry, my knowledge from shonen manga will help us fight them!
Edited by Superjohn on Jul 13th 2020 at 6:17:09 AM
"I guess I just don't want you to feel like you're nothing. I don't want anybody to feel like that."
The Ice Queen
Oh no! It's a Bruce Banner/Vegeta hybrid! Is there anyone here who can save us?
Yes, but all I can do is make my eyes look like a cat's.
Edited by Spottedleaf on Feb 23rd 2020 at 6:25:12 AM
Do you have superpowers?
Twenty-two characters!
Edited by jaketroper on Feb 23rd 2020 at 7:30:19 AM
my current job
How many people are there in your novel?
AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF LIVING IN A SHOTGUN SHACK!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Worry
Where do NRA members live?
Hey, at least I'm self aware enough to know a real woman would never go out with me, a lot of people like me lack that self awareness!
Edited by Superjohn on Feb 24th 2020 at 11:24:41 AM
"I guess I just don't want you to feel like you're nothing. I don't want anybody to feel like that."
The Ice Queen
Did you just buy a body pillow of Granny Goodness?! Why?
Two for $6.01.
Heya there! I'm West.
How much are the DNA splicers here, Skidops?
I swear I didn’t kill everyone in the PSA because they were stupid.
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
What happened to the PSA members?
Fifteen centuries.
Kirby
How long does that empire last, anyway.
Wait, did you say sperm whales? Oh no...
Edited by Oggy123 on Feb 26th 2020 at 10:50:15 PM
Tell me something happy
DUDE! Why did you tell the Japanese it was okay to fish for sperm whales here! I specifically TOLD you to avoid animals on the Endangered Species list!
Honestly, I don't even remember my middle name right now.
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
“Right, the password to disable the silos and save the world from nuclear warfare is your middle name! There’s only twenty seconds left! What is your middle name?”
Anyway, I’m your new boss!
Heya there! I'm West.
You killed Kauxer with a holy water gun?
I’m a plant-controlling mutant, he’s an Inhuman with the power of transforming into a dragon and he’s Spider-Man’s son.
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Who.. are you people? And what did you just do?
One nanosecond.
How long until my pizza's done?
Not the child. He's a stupid brat.
Heya there! I'm West.
Wait, so who will you leave alive?
Nothing. Just some burnt kids.
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Tell me something happy
Did they find any evidence linking Freddy Krueger to the murders?
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
Edited by burinnu on Mar 3rd 2020 at 6:44:54 AM
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
Just some guy
Are you crazy or just plain dumb?
It's a deadman's party! Who could ask for more?
PIZZA HUT FAMILY... TRANSCENDS SPIRITUAL REALITY
Why would you unleash a zombie virus in the middle of a party?
Believe me, I'd rather be doing literally anything else.
Who's up for another episode of Barney & Friends?
Oh, yeah? Stand back and watch this!
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
How can I give her a good birthday present?
Uhhh... *proceeds to steal a sandwich from a random guy in the street, then throws him ten bucks*
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison