Corrupt-a-wish.

Granted. All of the beanbags have bombs inside them, that explode with you caught in the middle. And unfortunately, your wish did not include being safe from explosions.

I wish I had telekinesis.

Granted. Everyone else also has telekinesis. They are better than you at it, and thus you have to work extra hard to move stuff while they manage with barely any effort.

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I wish Lysandre appeared on Family Guy as a Laughably Evil Knight of Cerebus.

"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine

Granted, he's the saving grace of a mediocre adaptation of Pokémon X and Y that was given the FG Star Wars treatment.

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I wish there would be more people who would look to read the rules in a forum game.

Context: I just got annoyed by someone who didn't understand the rules of That's a Horrible Crossover so this is just me venting.

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Granted. Everyone who does becomesan obnoxious Rules Lawyer.

I wish that Waffle Crisp cereal was still being produced.

Granted, but the continuation of another food brands must be sacrificed to rebalance the universe. And said food brand is whichever one you like the most.

I wish Missingno. would appear in the Pokemon anime.

Granted. The episode is freely distributed, and people start changing the very image of what is a Missingno.

I wish no food in this world would taste sweet in a sickening manner.

Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure

Granted. Everything Tastes Like Chicken instead. Chicken isn't sweet.

I wish I could beta-test an online game that wasn't an MMORPG, and make myself an invincible GM with no way of being deposed, demoted, or having my account deleted or hacked.

I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!

Granted, the game is terrible.

I wish I was a genius.

Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!

Granted. You're now genius of useless talent and nothing else.

I wish the stuff I ordered would come soon.

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I assure you, I'm a completely trustworthy person.

Granted; it comes right away, but everything is broken and there are no refunds.

I wish the country wasn't so divided on issues.

Granted. Now the country is united, and ready to wage war against all other nations. Since the country has no quams about anything, they start up/restart their nuclear weapons program and start a thermonuclear war. Humanity is now extinct.

I wish the existence of God, Satan, and Angels were proven, and that they are all not jerks or evil.

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I wish I had foresight, including me having foresight before even making this wish.

Granted, turns out the reason they didn't make their existence blatantly clear and only relied on faith is because they don't react particularly well to their wavefunctions collapsing. By proving they exist, you destroyed all their powers to do anything: Heaven, Hell, and the earth all collapse into eternal chaos.

Granted. You Go Mad from the Revelation and from trying to fight fate after foreseeing bad things.

I wish I was a cute Cat Girl.

Granted. You undergo a Slow Transformation into a cat girl, but you cannot stop it, and eventually turn into a cat completely.

I wish my girlfriend's parents weren't so homophobic.

(They/them) You don’t know me the way I do

Granted - they now believe in Qanon instead.

I wish I could have a delicious, non-toxic, healthy cereal.

All night at the computer, cuz people ain't that great. I keep to myself so I won't be on The First 48

Granted. It's so delicious it becomes an addiction and goes the opposite way of healthy.

I wish to be able to reincarnate as I please.

The Power of Friendship™

Granted. You can't choose what you reincarnate as, so you end up reincarnating as very lame things pretty frequently.

I wish we had Enchantress merch that wasn't based on her movie design.

Granted it's a pain in the ass to find actual good merchandise to the point that even the bootlegs are of higher quality.

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I wish to give the pro-heroes and hero students in My Hero Academia as of the most recent anime episode knowledge of the future (Which doesn't look good if you read the manga) just to see them try and fail to prevent the future from coming to be or make things even worse

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Granted but because in said new universe fate works like Jojo they just talk about how they are screwed.

I wish I had the Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship. (PS I live in America)

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Granted. You can lift over 1,000 pounds, but you had to balloon up to 450 pounds to do so. Since you're not Colossus, you die of complications from your morbid obesity.

I wish I could break time itself.

I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!

Granted. It breaks you.

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I wish Alec Baldwin played Cable in Deadpool 2.

"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine

Granted. His anger issues lead to production of the film to never get finished, resulting in the film's cancellation.

I wish I knew Astral Projection.

It works! Unfortunately it’s the astral realm from dnd. Better avoid those giant lobsters.

I wish I knew how to create sci-fi level tech

I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting

Granted, you know how to make them if you have access to galactic-scale energy levels. And this theoretical knowledge also isn't useful for discovering any facts about baseline physics, it's not like it demarcates Theories of Everything or anything like that.

I wish-GENIE, DUCK!

(An arrow from one of the wall traps guarding the genie's cave flies towards where the genie was before he ducked)

Alright, now that I've saved your life from your own decision to have an Indiana Jones segment right before your chamber, I reckon you aren't going to corrupt my wish for your cave to not have traps?

Granted, but now everything that could accidentally hurt someone is now gone including the treasure that you can here for.

I wish people would play my fourm game.

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