Corrupt-a-wish.

Granted. Do you not see how this could go immediately wrong? You travel through fictional universes at random, teleporting to places with alien geography and physics, warping your skeletal structure and physiology until you're left a gibbering wreck. You unfortunate journey comes to a grisly end when you land in Teletubbies and fling yourself to your own death from the top of a saccharine hill. It's all just too much.

I wish I never had geometry homework and never will.

Granted. You are expected to do homework about quantum mechanics and theoretical physics instead

I wish to be in peak human condition

Granted. You are promptly drafted for WW III.

I wish I had a cat, a dog, a fish and a frog.

Granted, they all experience Animal Jingoism between each .

I wish to play Deltarune.

Edited by The_Dag on Jan 11th 2020 at 9:45:09 AM

Granted. You play a pirated version of Deltarune, and then the RIAA kills you for pirating.

I wish for Joe.

Granted, though you got crushed by all those Joes falling ontop of you.

I wish that I am always impossible to kill, and this not to be twist ot corrupted in a way, shape, or form.

Granted. However, you get kidnapped by an immortal torturer, who makes you suffer all kinds of pain and torment for all of eternity.

...What? Your wish wasn't corrupted in a way, shape, or form. It was corrupted in another way/shape/form.

I wish I could read minds whenever I wanted.

Granted, you read the mind of a Serial Killer who is a Humanoid Abomination but is a Villain with Good Publicity who has you arrested.

I wish I could paint with all the colors of the wind....

Granted, have fun with invisible paint, since wind can only be felt and has no color.

I wish that I'm buff and will always be.

Granted. You gain far more muscle mass than you can handle, resulting in you being unable to even move.

I wish that a good 3D Sonic game would release this year.

Granted. Furious Fan Dumb causes the game to be taken off shelves and leads to a game on the inverse side of quality released in order to appeal to them.

I wish for a gun. And that this wish is not corrupted in any way, shape, or form.

Granted. Due to lack of proper gun training however, you accidentally shot your best bud in the face.

I wish for better imagination.

Your imagination becomes too powerful, reducing your body to pure concept in someone else's imagination, mainly my own imagination!

I wish to create an artificial lifeform that would be purely happy and content with its own life. That's all!

Edited by sabrina_diamond on Jan 14th 2020 at 10:04:28 PM

It is perfectly content and happy murdering everyone it comes across. Good for you!

I wish for a empty gun in a case.

Granted. The gun in the case is broken beyond repair.

I wish I was incredibly skilled in every video game I play.

Granted. You get banned from playing online in certain games because the anti-cheat system thought you were cheating. In the games you don't play online in, you get bored from how easy they become.

I wish there were more Steam sales.

Granted, the games are at a discount of 0.01%.

I wish to take a shower.

granted. the shower temperature constantly shifts between cold and hot, leaving you in a hellish experience of being colder than if you were thrown into a frozen lake into borderline scathing.

i wish i wasn't lazy..

Granted. You overwork yourself to death.

I wish to be The Stoic.

Granted. Everyone constantly tells you what a drag you are and you have no friends.

I wish to be the Caitlin Snow incarnation of Killer Frost. What could possibly go wrong?

Granted. Your current memories and personality is completely overridden by hers

I wish for a well made suit of gambeson armor

Edited by johannes4123 on Jan 15th 2020 at 5:05:52 PM

Granted. Before you can put it on, it gets stolen immediately after you get it

I wish I could influence people's thoughts and emotions.

Edited by Awesomekid42 on Jan 15th 2020 at 2:09:09 PM

Granted, you influence them into hating you.

I wish for the breakup of the UK.

Granted. Every single street block in the UK is now its own country, and everyone hates everyone.

I wish for the destruction of all adult, juvenile and larval mosquitoes without any possibility of recreation.

Granted. Several species, including many varieties of birds, bats, dragonflies, frogs, turtles, fish, spiders, and mantises also go extinct because they've lost a major (and for some, their only) food source.

I wish I had a movie-accurate Dr. Poison cosplay that also fit me perfectly.