Granted. The ethnic heroes are now the only superheroes DC ever made.
I wish Tiktok was removed off the app store.
Eh, it still got removed. Good enough.
Edited by Routeferret on May 10th 2019 at 4:41:49 PM
i think i’m in love (probably just hungry)Granted. It's removed for barely half a day before it's added back due to mass outcry.
I wish for a functioning Ford Mustang and the knowledge to drive it.
If Sirin was the main protagonist... Kinda, anyway.Granted, you have no license to drive.
I wish I owned a gun.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!Granted. The gun is sentient and shoots you.
I wish I had an idea for a good wish.
i think i’m in love (probably just hungry)Granted. You phrase it so poorly nobody understands what you mean
I wish all the Spanish slugs in Norway died
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful againGranted. They die because of a nuclear war which wipes out life altogether from Norway. And elsewhere.
I wish I could have three months of vacation.
Granted, you’re not paid during your vacation.
I wish I was an A.I android.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!Granted, but... you're a sexbot. Whoops.
I wish that my life would stop changing for the worse.
Stupid doomed timeline...Granted. You die! Your life can't change for the worse one you're dead!
I wish for an All Alone Bert.
Granted. He still has Ernie's bed in his room, making things even sadder.
I wish I was a patient in the asylum from Anthrax's "Madhouse" music video.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!Granted. You're now a permanent patient in a literal asylum with Anthrax's music playing 24/7.
I wish I have the ability to turn any Trope into a Cat Girl.
Aww, what an adorable Lovecraftian kit-Oh God Oh Fuck!
Edited by KJsixteen on May 12th 2019 at 4:51:33 AM
Google Snake Game.Enjoy your Eldritch Abomination Cat Girl with More Teeth than the Osmond Family and Eyes Do Not Belong There!
I once again wish my life would stop changing for the worse but that I would remain alive to live it.
Stupid doomed timeline...Granted. It stops going downhill for a minute before shit hits the fan again.
I wish for a functioning Ford Mustang, the knowledge to drive it, and a license to drive.
If Sirin was the main protagonist... Kinda, anyway.Granted. However, I steal it and sell all of the parts after you drive it for the first time.
I wish I could wear red leather and it wouldn't be sensory hell.
Granted. It's now literal hell, since the devil mistakes you for one of his own.
I wish the far right would accept scientific facts over religious fiction.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.Granted. However, the science facts turn out to be false, and Christianity turns out to be 100% true. Also, the far-right are still jerks.
I wish that The Good The Bad And The Ugly was made into a musical with Paul McCartney as the lead.
Granted. Paul Mc Cartney is the only character in the musical, while everyone else died horribly before the story started.
I wish my Black-and-Grey Morality outlook on Real Life is proven wrong.
I'll take that, I guess. It really do be like that sometimes.
Edited by KJsixteen on May 11th 2019 at 10:15:25 AM
Google Snake Game.Granted, Reality is now Blue-and-Orange Morality.
I wish I had the most delicious cupcake to ever exist.
All night at the computer, cuz people ain't that great. I keep to myself so I won't be on The First 48Granted. You are killed by rabid snack cake fanatics.
I wish I could remember that song I was working on earlier.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.Granted, it becomes an incredibly annoying Ear Worm to you.
I wish for graffiti art.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!Granted. People break into your house and cover all your belongings in spray paint.
I wish that I had a really cool sword
Umm... so, personally... this is the first time this has happened, so I'm a bit surprised. Only a centimetre away...Granted, but if you try and use it, it will kill you instead of whoever your target is.
I wish I had a box of donuts
Im on a long hiatus/quitted because im burnt out sorryGranted. The box of donuts is poisoned.
I wish for a two dollar bill.
Granted. You can't find a seller who believes it's real
I wish for a zombie-proofed home
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
Granted, you have another song in your head now.
I wish the ethnic heroes from Super Friends returned to the main DC stories, with only the racist parts out.
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison