(Some previous examples
, for those unfamiliar with the "wrong answers only" concept. Bad puns are +10 meaningless points.)
The Advertisement Server's avatar is a scathing indictment of late-stage capitalism. It's incredible just how much text it managed to fit in a 100x100 JPG!
Edited by wingedcatgirl on Jun 12th 2020 at 10:56:51 AM
EnigmaticObserver
One Who Observes, Presumably Enigmatically
from beyond space, but not time
(Apprentice)
Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
One Who Observes, Presumably Enigmatically
#14027: Apr 19th 2024 at 10:08:51 AM
A racoon.
What ho, fellow humans! Are you enjoying having skin today?
J99908
The Lady of House Solari
from The High Noon Universe
(The New Guy)
Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
The Lady of House Solari
#14028: Apr 19th 2024 at 11:56:30 AM
I belong to neither Heaven nor Hell. I am a woman self-possessed.
CanuckMcDuck1
Stark Holmes
from London, 1890
Since: Sep, 2023
Relationship Status: One Is The Loneliest Number
Stark Holmes
CosmosAndChaos
SEGA!Rockruff
from Brazil
Since: Feb, 2011
Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
SEGA!Rockruff
#14030: Apr 19th 2024 at 12:04:04 PM
Younger Chuck Norris.
Intended to embody the Beware of Vicious Dog trope plus Super-Speed. Yup.
J99908
The Lady of House Solari
from The High Noon Universe
(The New Guy)
Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
The Lady of House Solari
#14031: Apr 19th 2024 at 12:04:30 PM
Lin-Manuel Miranda
I belong to neither Heaven nor Hell. I am a woman self-possessed.
clemont107
Cynthia at the Beach
from Sinnoh
(Experienced, Not Yet Jaded)
Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Cynthia at the Beach
#14032: Apr 19th 2024 at 12:11:27 PM
An Evil Doppelgänger of Albus Dumbledore.
"My swimsuit fits me well, right?" - Cynthia
EnigmaticObserver
One Who Observes, Presumably Enigmatically
from beyond space, but not time
(Apprentice)
Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
One Who Observes, Presumably Enigmatically
#14033: Apr 19th 2024 at 12:15:51 PM
The Devil
J99908
The Lady of House Solari
from The High Noon Universe
(The New Guy)
Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
The Lady of House Solari
#14034: Apr 19th 2024 at 12:29:55 PM
John Wick
I belong to neither Heaven nor Hell. I am a woman self-possessed.
Floater
Nolo contendere
from the Eleventh State
(Greenhorn)
Relationship Status: Naked on a bearskin rug, playing the saxophone
Nolo contendere
#14035: Apr 19th 2024 at 12:52:14 PM
Christian Bale
Further, your affiant sayeth naught.
#14036: Apr 20th 2024 at 9:17:02 AM
Mad Mew Mew
Hqamilicious
clemont107
Cynthia at the Beach
from Sinnoh
(Experienced, Not Yet Jaded)
Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Cynthia at the Beach
#14037: Apr 20th 2024 at 9:26:12 AM
Mickey Mouse.
"My swimsuit fits me well, right?" - Cynthia
yelling_into_the_void
Danny Trejo Believes in You!
from Iowa
Since: Jun, 2020
Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Danny Trejo Believes in You!
#14038: Apr 20th 2024 at 9:59:53 AM
The story is written so it looks like he's the Big Bad, but actually trying to stop them.
I calculated the odds of this succeeding, vs. the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid... and I went ahead anyway.
Philip
#14039: Apr 20th 2024 at 10:01:55 AM
Magic man!
I’m too much of a coward to get anything done…
J99908
The Lady of House Solari
from The High Noon Universe
(The New Guy)
Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
The Lady of House Solari
#14040: Apr 20th 2024 at 10:07:58 AM
A truck
I belong to neither Heaven nor Hell. I am a woman self-possessed.
TheShattered0513
Sole Survivor
from Wandering the Commonwealth.
(Greenhorn)
Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
Sole Survivor
#14041: Apr 20th 2024 at 10:19:05 PM
Cayde-6
Edited by TheShattered0513 on Apr 20th 2024 at 10:19:20 AM
"One thing about humans; we keep trying to destroy this planet. And the planet just won't let us. Heh. Life always finds a way."
Having Faun
#14042: Apr 21st 2024 at 3:57:36 AM
Master Chief
The_Dag
Mona Megistus!
from Bad to Worse
(4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Relationship Status: This is not my beautiful wife!
Mona Megistus!
#14043: Apr 21st 2024 at 4:15:06 AM
A Navi.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
TheOther36
Knuckles the Echidna
from the Echidna Tribe
Since: Apr, 2022
Relationship Status: Wanna dance with somebody
Knuckles the Echidna
#14044: Apr 21st 2024 at 4:16:58 AM
Edited by TheOther36 on Apr 21st 2024 at 7:17:13 PM
One thing I have learned in pledging my life to this quest is that I have been betrayed again and again. And again. And again.
clemont107
Cynthia at the Beach
from Sinnoh
(Experienced, Not Yet Jaded)
Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Cynthia at the Beach
#14045: Apr 21st 2024 at 5:12:02 AM
Abra.
"My swimsuit fits me well, right?" - Cynthia
J99908
The Lady of House Solari
from The High Noon Universe
(The New Guy)
Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
The Lady of House Solari
#14046: Apr 21st 2024 at 6:25:51 AM
Jigglypuff
I belong to neither Heaven nor Hell. I am a woman self-possessed.
The_Dag
Mona Megistus!
from Bad to Worse
(4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Relationship Status: This is not my beautiful wife!
Mona Megistus!
#14047: Apr 21st 2024 at 6:42:50 AM
A Dunmer wrestler.
Edited by The_Dag on Apr 21st 2024 at 2:43:04 PM
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
AlicornGaia
Adora, the High Priestess
from Local sun temple
Since: Sep, 2019
Relationship Status: The captain of her heart
Adora, the High Priestess
Having Faun
#14049: Apr 21st 2024 at 7:31:09 AM
Super Sonic
J99908
The Lady of House Solari
from The High Noon Universe
(The New Guy)
Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
The Lady of House Solari
#14050: Apr 21st 2024 at 7:31:54 AM
The girl from Pan’s Labyrinth.
I belong to neither Heaven nor Hell. I am a woman self-possessed.
Total posts: 14,157
Something neither dark nor edgy.
Oh no! The DREADED AQUAE MORTIS! No, wait, it's just your imagination.