(Some previous examples, for those unfamiliar with the "wrong answers only" concept. Bad puns are +10 meaningless points.)
The Advertisement Server's avatar is a scathing indictment of late-stage capitalism. It's incredible just how much text it managed to fit in a 100x100 JPG!
Edited by wingedcatgirl on Jun 12th 2020 at 10:56:51 AM
Genderbent Light Yagami
One thing I have learned in pledging my life to this quest is that I have been betrayed again and again. And again. And again.Cheesecake
(20M) Time to get zowy with it and gotta go fast! https://shiverthermal.carrd.co/Shego.
"This kimono is perfect for the Hisui-themed festival, right?" - Cynthia
Zelda, showing off her triforce mark.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faerThe faun from Pan's Labyrinth
Hqamilicious
Marigold after going into bodyguarding
Absolute destiny... apeachalypse?Demon Elise
Number 1 CGI Fireman Sam defenderThe Noise
"I have SO many pajamas, and I love ALL of them equally!"
Acerola from Pokemon.
"This kimono is perfect for the Hisui-themed festival, right?" - CynthiaEula and Diluc making up.
Everything that lives is designed to end...White Nighthawk.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."Liquid Snake.
I can do it. For the sake of my master and seonbae…Phoebe from Pokémon Ruby and Sapphire.
"This kimono is perfect for the Hisui-themed festival, right?" - Cynthia
Meg Griffin(?)
(20M) Time to get zowy with it and gotta go fast! https://shiverthermal.carrd.co/Wonderella and Jokerella
The Revolution Will Not Be TropeableThe symbol of the Soviet Union.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."The Winter Soldier
Absolute destiny... apeachalypse?Mina Ashido cosplaying as Sylvanas Windrunner.
"This kimono is perfect for the Hisui-themed festival, right?" - Cynthiakel (very original)
Bayonetta, you bury your loneliness deep down in your eyes [note: at all times, the steel eel pilot is a salmon] (they/them)
Forknight.
"I have SO many pajamas, and I love ALL of them equally!"