A: 
B: 
“No, you’re not a gamer.
No, you’re NOT a gamer.
I’m so sick of all these people who think they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying, ‘I put well over 100 hrs into this game and it’s great!’ That’s nothing — most of us can easily put 300+ in all of our games. I see people who only have the Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller, then we can be friends.
Also, dear women: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew Valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT. REAL. GAMES. Put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.
Sincerely, all of the actual gamers.”
Edited by PurpleEyedGuma on Dec 1st 2022 at 4:15:38 AM
Boisterous woman
"I don't get it I've done nothing to deserve this."
Edited by Superjohn on Dec 1st 2022 at 3:38:42 AM
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
How sweet it is
Just a Mettaur
A: "I wish the world was a nice place."
B: "My friend, it can be. All we have to do is work for it every day!"
A great Mascot Mook.
MAGIC MISSILE SWEEP
A: 
B: 
A: "Are we gay? I mean we are dating..."
B: "Of course not, we're both straight thats why we can date."
Some call it stalking, I say walking just extremely close behind
How sweet it is
A: 
B: 
"We can't stop here. This is bat country." she/her | TRS needs your help! | Contributor of Trope Report
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
[giggling at my own joke]
"We psychiatrists never use the crude term 'crazy'. You may merely suffer from Type III Psychomanic Derangement, which presents as craziness."
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
Thats fishy
Daffy is himself totally crazy, so he'll probably just says that to fool around.
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"People have gotta show the appropriate level of respect. When you step outta line, you can expect to be respected back. One of you guys has shown no respect, who it is ? I don't know. Could've been... B ! Could've been... C ! Could've been..... D. [Proceed to brutally beat up D to death with a club] Don't You Ever ! Do that ! Again ! To me !"
Edited by Coock-atoo on Dec 5th 2022 at 3:12:43 PM
Har har har
(in which "D" is some random house servant.)
"Hey, do you still have those little scars? C'mon! Lemmie see!"
Please visit the "AITA" forum game
Hanlon's Razor should be applied.
A: Everything that we know and love is reducible to the absurd acts of chemicals, and there is therefore no intrinsic value in this material universe.
B: Hypocrite that you are, for you to trust the chemicals in your brain to tell you that they are chemicals. All knowledge is ultimately based on that which we cannot prove. Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?
Boisterous woman
A: 
B: 
"So you killed 100 of my minions? Big deal, I just hired their replacements.!"
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
Don't Try It
Of course he also has a Universal Constructor that can create alien creaturees.
A: Ahhhh.... dammit!
B: Yeah, dammit!
C: Yeah, dammit! Damn son of a bitch!
A: You little bastards, watch your language!
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
A: 
B: 
C: 
“Yes, it was I! My machinations lay undetected for years, for I am a master of deception!”
The Flame of Corruption
Starscream when he "takes over" the Decepticons using the dumbest shit imaginable
"I just fucking saw a man pulling his 5 year old daughter by the hair in public, just because she wanted to look at a toy. So I intervened and bought the little girl the toy she wanted. Whenever anyone sees shit like that happening please speak up. It’s not ok."
Guns and steel, that's what I am!
Boisterous woman
"You know what? I'm done with your shit! I'm sick and fucking tired of you using the fact that some people in your generation did good things that you did not help in anyway shape or form, just so you can lord over younger people and try to make yourself seem more important then you are. You've done nothing but bitch and whine about how things aren't the way they were like when you were a kids, newsflash! your generation is responsible for that, you guys fucked up and now we have to clean up because guys like you are too chickenshit to try and fix your own problems. I am not going to defend you anymore, you want a good reputation? THEN FUCKING WORK FOR IT!"
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
You Could Use some Imagination
"You know, I don't like violence. I prefer to settle things peacefully, using our words instead of fighting. And usually, it works. However, for you... well... for you I'll be making an exception. Take this!"
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
R.I.P. Kabosu, AKA Doge
Haggar: That's all.
(Content warning: COVID-19 reference)
A: (Shows a picture of Superman and a picture of Homelander and points to Superman) This is you if you wear a mask properly. (Points to Homelander) This is you if you wear it on your chin or cover your mouth but not your nose.
B: I'm all for telling people to wear masks properly, but... that's going too far.
I'm neutral about the meme, but she was beautiful.
Waluigi for Smash Bros 6
A: 
B: 
"Ha ha... MWA HA HA HA HA! ...Sorry, I just thought of something funny." Daisy, here's a song / About a love that's truly strong...
One is a genius. The other's insane.
A: "I don't get it, why didn't we do this from the beginning?"
B: "We have to fill in a half-hour!"
"Are you're pondering what I'm pondering?" "I think so Brain, but us being referenced on a signature, isn't that too silly to use?"
Don't Try It
A: 
B: 
——
“Being a 90s kid is hard because now when someone calls themselves "nerdy" they don't mean they're into anime tape trading or European board games, nerdy means ‘ passively ingest a constant IV feed of the largest franchises on the planet.’”
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
Thats fishy
I have the feeling that she could say that.
A: Hey, baby. Come here often ?
B: .... Go away.
A: Hey ! I just want to get to know you ! What's your sign, baby ?
B: Octagon. As in "stop".
A: Oooh, I like a girl with a sense of humor ! Let's make jokes together...
B: That does it.
Edited by Coock-atoo on Jan 1st 2023 at 4:17:11 PM
Mortefi
A: 
B: 
"Maybe, if he doesn't pay attention, we should put the rules somewhere more noticeable... like right smack on his forehead so others can remind him to be more careful!"
"Mortefi, researcher at Department of Safety, Huaxu Academy. For inquiries about Tacetite weapons, you may visit my lab."
R.I.P. Kabosu, AKA Doge
Concerning Johnny Cage.
"Wise people don't get revenge on people who wronged them, they let karma handle those people instead."
Edited by CosmosAndChaos on Jan 2nd 2023 at 10:35:54 AM
I'm neutral about the meme, but she was beautiful.
The Flame of Corruption
A: It should be legal to break into nursing homes and fart on old peoples' heads until they either throw up or go to heaven.
B: WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!! I HOPE YOU ROT IN PRISON FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!
A: I don't actually think that.
C: ...aaaaand there it is. (slow clap) Schrodinger's Asshole, ladies and gentlemen.
D: Hard to tell, but I think they were making an incredibly edgy joke.
C: Hmm, that's weird. It says right here that jokes are supposed to be, (checks notes) "funny." Weird. Must be a pibby glitch.
Guns and steel, that's what I am!
_
A: What the damn diddly-squat are you doin' in ma' barn ? Not from 'round here, are you, boy ?
B: No, i'm from the 21th century.
A: I don't rightly recollect liking your type, therefore I conclude that I is gonna kick your butt around this barn like there's no tommorow !
B (in his head): What the heck he's moaning about ?
A: That's right, I is gonna stick my big fork right into yers !
B: Were your parents related like, before they were married ?
Edited by Coock-atoo on Dec 1st 2022 at 9:29:38 PM