GET THAT PIZZA!

Nine-Tailed Cat burrows through the floor, swipes the pizza, then retreats back into the tunnel he made.

The tunnel collapses. Jake retrieves his convenient excavator to dig up the pizza.

From the depths of hell emerged a once again revived Graf, who knocked Jake out cold and grabbed the pizza. And to make sure to keep it, he topped his newly-acquired pizza with pineapple and anchovies.

awe ambushes Graf with holy tongues (which is actually him trying to poorly imitate Mario and Luigi's Italian gibberish in the RPG games), vaporizing them and taking the pizza for himself.

Nine-Tailed Cat hands an adorable kitten to Awe, then grabs the pizza while he's distracted by its cuteness.

Nine-Tailed Cat then walks into a bar.

Ouch.

Routeferret takes the opportunity to grab the pizza while Nine-Tailed Cat is still unconscious, only to throw it on the ground and cook a new pizza once noticing the pineapple on it.

He then gives the pizza over to...

Edited by Routeferret on Mar 3rd 2020 at 3:55:14 PM

...Jake. He takes both pizzas. Realizing that attempts to secure the pizza are futile, he commits suicide. He takes the pizzas with him to the afterlife.

Graf was waiting up there, hiding in a cloud until Jake was nearby. A hand emerged, grabbing both pizzas. With his newly-acquired prizes, Graf immediately reemerged at a future time, running in the middle of a Robot War.

Edited by GrafVonTirol on Mar 3rd 2020 at 6:32:56 AM

As it happens, the robots are Nine-Tailed Cat's creations and answer to him. They surround Graf, sieze the pizzas at laser-point, and take them back to Nine-Tailed Cat's orbital platform.

Edited by NineTailedCat on Mar 3rd 2020 at 6:52:27 AM

Seaners, dressed as a pizzaman,subliminally hypnotizes the robots with his costume (don't ask why it's probably scientific crap). To attack Nine-Tailed Cat and get the pizza.

Puma orders pizza from whatever pizza place Seaners works for, but specifically requests the pizza that Seaners is already carrying. Fortunately, Seaners doesn't have to travel to Puma's house, because Puma happens to be right there to accept the pizza. What a coincidence!

...he makes sure to tip Seaners, though. He likes supporting food service people.

Mr. Awe, I don't feel so good.

Edited by DrNoPuma on Mar 5th 2020 at 12:15:12 PM

looks like you need a visit to Feel Good Inc.

awe grabs the local time machine and breaks it against Puma, destabilizing him and sending his atoms everywhere through time and space. he grabs the pizza.

Edited by Awe921 on Mar 5th 2020 at 7:43:43 AM

Graf then charges towards awe, knocking him off the time machine. Graf then grabs both pizzas, and makes off with the time machine, transporting himself back to Roman times where he brings the two pizzas before a certain Caesar.

Edited by GrafVonTirol on Mar 5th 2020 at 9:50:04 AM

due to the impact against Puma to disintegrate them, the time machine malfunctions and sends Graf to 1938, right at the scene where a certain Caesar is crushed by a rock.

after bumping on a smaller rock, awe takes the pizza and travels forward in time to...

Edited by Awe921 on Mar 12th 2020 at 2:15:35 PM

...October 27th, 2019 at 11:35:13 PM GMT, the start of the thread, whereupon it's grabbed by the Awe of the time and locked into a Stable Time Loop. Fortunately, Nine-Tailed Cat manages to zap it with a one-shot duplicator ray first and escapes with the copy.

Whoops, it appears my attempts not to disrupt the timestream were in vain.

Edited by NineTailedCat on Mar 12th 2020 at 2:28:30 AM

...post-Skynet 1997. Wm, now dressed as the T-1000 dressed as Wm, shoots Awe and takes the pizza.

Using his super stealth powers that came out of nowhere, Bluethorn sneaks up to Wm in a ninja costume and takes the pizza.

Seaners, now with a hockey mask (again) and a chainsaw, scares the hecc outta Bluetorn, and then precedes to do the hockey joke again. While trying to aim the pizza puck into the net, he is then intercepted (also again) by...

Puma, who has turned into a dragon because of a certain trope name, and is not happy with Seaners for scaring Bluethorn. Puma breathes fire at Seaners to make them do a Pain-Powered Leap, then takes the spicy pizza for himself.

Nine-Tailed Cat, having glitched out of the timeline, briefly reappears to snag the pizza from Dragon-Puma. He then takes it Just One Second Out of Sync with him.

awe stabs the original Awe and takes HIS pizza, creating 2 pizzas- the one out of sync and the one in sync.

unfortunately, the original awe is needed for all of these awes to appear, so he immediately disappears, leaving his pizza on the floor like some poor RPG mob slain by heroes.

RESURRECT FROM THE DEAD, MY THREAD! CHAOOOS BUUUUUMP!!!

Edited by Awe921 on Mar 19th 2020 at 4:08:13 AM

Wm picks up the pizza and opens the box. The glow of it, reminiscent of Reservoir Dogs' briefcase, seems to intoxicate him before he realizes he's in the "GET THAT PIZZA!"-verse, so he should probably start hightailing it right about now. Before he gets the chance, however, he's intercepted by...

Edited by WilliamRadarStorm on Mar 19th 2020 at 4:56:54 AM

Deadpuma, the new superhero who is definitely not Puma, jumps in and knocks the pizza out of Wm's hands with a foam toy sword. He takes the pizza and runs.

Edited by DrNoPuma on Mar 20th 2020 at 9:57:33 AM

Awe throws a hospital bed at Deadpuma, taking the pizza and then swinging away using his hospital bandages from him being stabbed by an Awe that no longer exists.