The Hundred Floor Tower (of Doom!)

I pull one of the rows open and it reveals that there were no 99th or 100th floors. The treasure was right there in the lobby. I sheepishly grin, then go back down to floor 1 and grab the treasure. The tower collapses behind me.

ROUND 2

Floor 1 is stylized like a dentist’s waiting room. The challenge: You must wait a literal eternity to get to the next floor.

I pull out my handy time-forwarding machine and use it to skip to after the eternity I need to wait. The door swings open automatically and I head to the next floor.

The 2nd floor is full of immovable titanium cages guarded by an abnormally large and angry sabre tiger. Inside are your ninja cabbages, which you somehow need to free to gain access to the ladder to the next floor.

I run back out and grab a copious amount of cat food and fresh salmon. It settles down and becomes the Lieutenant of our ninja/carnivorous cabbage/carnivorous cabbage ninja army

On the 3rd floor is a Dnd party full of min maxers. They are all level 20 and consist of A barbarian, A rouge, A cleric and a Wizard. They are intent on killing you to gain xp and loot.

Edited by Skunkbrains on Mar 3rd 2019 at 8:04:08 AM

I convince them that I'm a homebrewed creature that can only be killed with a charisma check, and since min-maxers/munchkins always use charisma as their dumpstat they are no match for me.

The third floor is covered in Shinokuni mixed with mustard gas and con funk to make it even deadlier.

Edited by dutchguy1986 on Mar 12th 2019 at 4:10:02 PM

I hang out at the previous floor, then drop a lit match in the misnamed Floor 4. It explodes, and I use the leftover rubble as stepping stones to get to the next floor.

Floor 5 has 5 different hazards: a spike trap, a descending ceiling, a flamethrower, swinging blades, and a massive pit in the middle of the room.

bump

bump

My experience with Sen's Fortress has effectively immunized the traps here, as I effectively run through all of them without damage.

Floor 6 seems normal... Until part of the wallpaper peels off that reveals this is titled floor 666. You are in one Hell of a Time.

I point out that this floor doesn’t follow the flow of the numbering system, and the demons vanish. I then climb up to floor 9, because whoever designed floors 6 and 7 had writer’s block.

Floor 9 has a billion clones of Stupid Jetpack Hitler. Get it? Floor “nein”? Okay, that was a bad joke.

Just for a minute let's all do the bump. (bump.)

Floor 10 is basically the inside of a volcano, and you get dropped into the lava by an automatic foot.

Rukes are not followed.

I remove the jet pack. While he is distracted, I go to the floor above.

Luckily I remembered to bring my fireproof suit!

Floor 11: One where you are cloned every 3 milliseconds. And the clones want to eat you.

Edited by Playing_with_boy on Oct 13th 2019 at 3:36:44 AM

I talked my way out of my cannibalistic clones and convince them to work together.

Floor 12: There's a Snake-Tailed Draconic Abomination in Shining Armor wielding a Jousting Lance and Shield demanding a duel with you, and you're equipped with nothing more than a plunger, a platypus costume, and some beef jerky.

Edited by KJsixteen on Sep 15th 2019 at 7:15:39 AM

Platypuses are poisonous, right? I poison the dragon, then finish it off with the plunger. I then eat the beef jerky, which is explosive for some reason, and it blows me through the next 2 floors.

Floor 15 has a crowd of hipsters who won’t go away until the gramophone in the middle of them is smashed. You can’t get to it because of the numerous amount of hipsters.

I just throw a grenade at the gramophone, blowing it up.

Floor 16 is enchanted so that for every step you take the remaining distance between you and the door increases by the size of the step you just took

Edited by dutchguy1986 on Sep 15th 2019 at 10:21:57 AM

I throw whatever Greek dude invented that maths problem in, then I just get a hoverboard and pass since it says “step”.

Floor 17 has all the OCs you forgot about, guilting you about their unwroten stories.

I decide to guilt-trip them back by reminding them each of their very traumatic pasts I wrote for every one of them. After that, I then hastily write a very short story where all of their names are mentioned exactly once, and then leave the floor.

Floor 18: A hall filled with people who constantly talk in their explosive vocabulary! Literally, everything they say turns into a (somehow-non-tower-destroying) explosion.

I turn them into mimes so they can’t speak.

Floor 19 drops you off into a vat of randomness, where you must find the magical electric blanket before Jack Black reaches you and throws a bagel at you.

(also it’s floor 20 kek)

Edited by TalesofUnder on Sep 15th 2019 at 4:10:29 PM

I simply eat Jack Black's bagel and then take my time looking for the blanket.

Floor 20 is a vacuum, as in there is no air not a vacuum cleaner. To get to floor 21 you have it sit in the center with all door and windows closed for at least 20 hours

Edited by dutchguy1986 on Sep 15th 2019 at 11:09:48 AM

Good thing I brought an aqualung.

Floor 21 has you answer a question: 9 + 10 = ???. Unfortunately, you can only write 21. Trying to write any other number means death.

I write "19" on a piece of paper, then tape it to the addition problem.

Floor 22: 22,000,000 cabbages are in here. And a poison that makes them deadly to you.

I simply walk past the poisoned but otherwise regular cabbages, and don't eat any of them.

Floor 23. Jack Black is back and he wants revenge for his bagel since that is the only food he can get in here and only if someone reaches floor 19. He is also piloting a giant Po-mech.

Edited by dutchguy1986 on Sep 16th 2019 at 6:25:35 PM

and this is the- oh right, we sublet this floor. (It's just a boring office room.)
edit: wrong building-based forum game

Edited by WikiWanderer on Sep 16th 2019 at 11:56:51 AM

Luckily, I still have half the bagel! I share it with Jack, and he accepts.

24. A floor where a bunch of malfunctioning, sentient, prototype Po-Mechs run amok, searching for anything they can test their Kung-Fu moves on.

I throw bamboo out the window and they dive after it.

Floor 25 is completely normal, but Floor 26 is actually a looping mechanism that makes every floor past Floor 25 be Floor 25.