Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

Billy will screen, and he'll make sure he'll catch any broken/inappropriate event.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Apr 5th 2020 at 12:43:04 AM

Well, well, what do we have here? This.... Is.... Music Season! We have quite the list of musicians here! And some other tributes too but you get the point. Now, may the odds be ever in your favor!

Song and Battle Music:

• Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody
• Kingdom Hearts III - Fragments of Sorrow (I)

Here be our tributes◊ for this Music Season.◊ Only one winner, folks!

Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to◊ the Bloodbath!◊

• I dare you to do a Gangnam Style in a chair!
• Immorticia decides to be a writer.
• Dave Rogers quickly disposes of Rucka Rucka Ali.
• The first rule of the Hunger Games is: you do not question the logic of the Hunger Games. The second rule of the Hunger Games is: you do NOT tempt fate in any way.
• Zero's mind already goes sub-zero. (sting)
• Aphex Twin, what did I just say about not tempting fate?
• The Cornucopia is HUNGERY. And Rainbow Glitz is the perfect meal.
• "Weird Al" Yankovic vs the Hunting Horn Squad! Who will win? It's Weird Al, because the bag favors him.
• ARENA: DARKNESS MODE
• Great, another Russian Reversal event.
• Already Kass goes off the deep end.
• The Little Einsteins prepare for the worst.
• Stupendium Goose is now a pint.
• Bass commits suicide, just like that.
• Gladys Knight: ♪ You've got a Licence to Kill.... ♪
• Looks like Luke is now a servant of Panem.
• We have quite the unconventional Unreal fighters here.
• Oh, Stitch....

You want more? Here comes◊ Day 1!◊

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• And stay there, Gentleman!
• What? Where would the rash be? Birds have a different anatomy!
• Unacceptable!
• AAAAH! CURSED RITSU! (Because FNM and Krewella are already RL figures)
• For the last time, Kass, you don't fly east!
• Looks like we have some burning minds!
• Rocker Cat raises luck through some help. Thanks a ton, Horace!
• Just after Stitch tempted fate in the Bloodbath too.... RIP
• BH wonders what the hell are the explosions all about.
• Bloodthirsty Kaede.... gets killed by a hunter. Oh, the irony.
• Headline news of the day: BAND SOMEHOW USES CRUDELY DRAWN GHOST TO SCARE REAL ONES
• OOF, that must be a painful time for Dave Rogers.
• Flowery lemons!
• Damn, Luke, you Took a Level in Jerkass already?
• DJ Cookie gains a power boost.

Fallen◊ Tributes:◊ Rucka Rucka Ali, the One-Hit Wonders, Aphex Twin, Rainbow Glitz, the Hunting Horn Squad, the Dokon-dan, Bass, Gentleman, Stitch, and Kaede.

Stay tuned for the next update, only on Panem TV!

Oof, RIP Dokon-dan...

And the ghosts were scared by a poorly-drawn ghost?

Once more a tribute of mine dies unceremoniously

Edited by VengefulBale on Apr 4th 2020 at 11:06:30 AM

Kaede's dead already? Great... c'mon Ibuki, at least be interesting!

Ghosts being spooped by fake ghosts tho.

Oof, Rucka was the first to die

Do not tempt fate here guys... just don't.

Also those ghosts being scared by a stick figure ghost.

A ninja, a kitsune, a Voidborn and a demon each had a greatsword, but they couldn't hit one bird?

And I'm guessing Jahan and Yasmine just walked outta that factory completely unchanged.

Those ghosts seem like they could use a better self-image.

The utaites, though. Not sure I want to know what that whale did.

yeah, i don't think i want to know what that whale did to jinu and sean either

Song and Battle Music:

• Stone Temple Pilots - A Song for Sleeping
• Kingdom Hearts III - The Corrupted

Here comes◊ Night 1!◊

• Someone must have swapped the potion.
• That's quite the ensemble.
• The Stone Temple Pilots sing "A Song for Sleeping" for Rocker Cat.
• Immorticia escapes from JINUSEAN with a loss.
• Funny that the one who gets his hair yanked is "Weird Al" Yankovic.
• .... No, BH is NOT a fictional character.
• Inactive, check the cake you bought next time.
• Faith No More thinks all hell's broken loose.
• Crydamoure takes a high step in the kill count, to Flower's horror.
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• What the...? I can't see!
• That pic is kinda fitting tho
• Luke is a fast rapper? Cool!

Here comes◊ Day 2◊

• Even the girls?
• Nah, the prediction is wrong.
• Brr.... When did it turn into the middle of winter again? I thought this is close to spring!
• Band debates.
• BH now rules Panem.... temporarily.
• Jigsaw finds SECHSKIES to be fatally flawed, and tests them in a game of his. They fail.
• NIGHT Killa gets into a kill. RIP Roule.
• Turns out Day 1 was Tamaa's birthday.
• Get a cure for the itch, will you?
• Hey! No need to announce it here, pal!
• She's not a threat, mate!
• Wow, Kass. Also, that's a lot of donors.
• A trip to the Pensieve leaves K/DA traumatized.
• .... What?
• Of course it does.

Fallen◊ Tributes:◊ Queens of the Stone Age, Dave Rogers, Zero, SECHSKIES, and Roule.

Ibuki isn't exactly the jazzy type. She's more into rock and metal. Still, it's nice to see her doing something music-related XD

well, rip Sechskies, they got brutally murdered by jigsaw.

don't worry, their fandom, Yellow Kies, will live on, i hope

I'd love to hear that jazz ensemble.

Last update for today.

Song and Battle Music:

• Chris Cornell ft. Chester Bennington - Hunger Strike (Originally by Temple of the Dog)
• Kingdom Hearts III - The Deep End (Phase I)

Here comes◊ Night 2!◊

• Rocker Cat joins the PS2 club.
• Random angst ensues.
• The weather just turns into a rainy day here in the Arena, thanks to Tamaa. Apparently. Arena weather changes a lot, it seems.
• Xtrulior is now an eldritch being.
• Nah, the DBS guys aren't cut out for it currently.
• Pillage and plunder!
• Luke just wants to be left alone.
• NIGHTKilla, daydreamer.
• Treble Clef somehow punches 4fter.
• Flower is drinking her tears.
• The Little Einsteins decide that what Flower is doing is beyond their logic.
• Exploud's not that bad, mate.
• Ibuki ruins Krewilla's rep.
• How did that send them to Hell, I have no idea.

And enter◊ Day 3!◊

• There's the glam!
• Four tributes go fishing.
• Chatot is now in pieces.
• Musical Chair time! BH wins, btw
• Luke is not amused by Chester's joke.
• "I will quote everything Tamaa says".... NOT
• Ibuki makes a scathing rebuttal.
• Well, an odd wedding if there ever was one.
• Research complete. Topic: Breathing.
• Weird Al makes a kill. RIP Snow.... again.
• Apparently, we music fans always wear our clothes inside out.

Fallen◊ Tributes:◊ Only Faith No More.

Damn, so literally everyone who likes music wears their clothing the wrong way now?

Ibuki, plz, Jahan and Yasmine did nothing wrong.

Welp, I think Ibuki just single-handedly wiped out the entire Krewella fanbase. No one likes them anymore. Sheesh.

Edited by Psychedelicate on Apr 6th 2020 at 12:27:39 AM

How appropriate for an African bird to bless the rains down his continent (though technically he's designed after the greater rack-tailed drongo, which is only found in Asia). Also, nice comedy act there, Tamaa, but Chatot... just wow.

RIP Roulé, and what the hell Crydamoure.

Song and Battle Music:

• Depeche Mode - Enjoy the Silence '04 (Reinterpreted by Mike Shinoda)
• Kingdom Hearts III - Forze del Male

The third night◊ sets upon us◊

• That's a LOT of constellations. That, or a truly enormous one.
• Watch your language!
• I present "Weird ALink" Yankovic, everyone. (sting)
• DJ Cookie be like "not interested."
• Hey, Anakin was an only child, y'know?
• (makes ghost sounds)
• .... Oof, the one supposed to survive is Treble Clef, not BH. But hey, it seems BH is Winry Rockbell.
• Scott Weiland and co. gains a powerful weapon.
• Strong winds make for a deadly time for Tamaa.

You want more! We have more◊ on Day 4!◊

• That's a long jump, huh?
• Kass and Weird Al enjoys the winter. Too bad they didn't bring winter clothes. Which is odd for Kass, because I thought Rito are more resilient to cold weather than Hylians. Oh well, RIP.
• DJ Cookie's modded weapon didn't go as well as the Stone Temple Pilots guys.
• Rocker Cat seems to be ANGERY
• Immorticia gets gaaanged after pissing off the music fanbase.
• Six Taco Bells, for you to tell! (Yeah, that rhymed)
• I ship it....?
• Lesson learned: don't be a lazy man.
• Chatot goes down, Terminator-style.
• Xtrullor x Exploud BroTP, anyone?
• .... Idiots.
• Mark is hallucinating.

Fallen◊ Tributes:◊ Tamaa, Kass, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Immorticia and Chatot.

Press F for my birbs.

Also, the humpback whale considering the Little Einsteins as its "idiots" is oddly heartwarming, since they reunited Rocket with it in one of their missions, IIRC.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Apr 7th 2020 at 3:45:09 AM

heh, jinusean and luke being involved in some sort of parody star wars event...

Looks like Weird Al dared to be stupid.

Can Ibuki and Ritsu be friends this season? Please? I can see them getting along really well tbh.