Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

• (Player1) has evolved from Sapiens to Ludens.

I'd just like to announce a new rule, effective immediately. ~The Gamechanger, please add the following to the OP:

Please take note that we have an RP thread of this here, where players can roleplay as their tributes based on what happens in seasons.

If you are hosting a season and an ASAS RPer doesn't go by your interpretation of events in the RP, it's okay. Accept the fact that they decided to go with their own interpretations of their tributes and events and move on.

Edited by Psychedelicate on Mar 17th 2020 at 8:45:50 PM

I feel like out of all the tributes this time around, Rouxls Kaard is probably going to be the funniest to be to roleplay. If Rouxls Kaard is in an event, can the host talk about it in Rouxls Kaard’s signature Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe?

To those of you that celebrate it, I hope you had a wonderful St. Patrick's Day. As the virus is negatively affecting celebrations (such as fewer people showing up), I hope whatever celebrations or special occasions you've been having lately were at least nice in these trying times. Same goes for TroperNo9001 as it's your birthday.

Edited by Mrperson2006 on Mar 17th 2020 at 10:40:13 AM

Bale added the tributes while I added the events, so the save's ready for Psyche.

Also, thanks for all the birthday greetings, both on Discord and around TVT!

EDIT: Psyche has sent the save to Billy for screening!

EDIT 2: Screens and save have been sent!

No, you have to wait for Bale to host the season.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Mar 19th 2020 at 2:10:47 AM

Can I see them

First Update

It's time for the Season to start

• Battle Music

• The Reaping◊

• The Bloodbath◊
  • Attempting to gain an advantage early on, the Brute Guard tries to steal off the Cornucopia once almost everyone else has gotten their supplies and escaped. Only to be blown up by the security measures in it. Further scattering all the remaining tributes.

  • Tom drinks a growth potion, turning him into a giant pig.

  • Tsun takes a look at Moze and ends up disgusted by her physical appearance.

  • Death is subjected to humilliation by a stroke of bad luck.

  • Rouxls Kaard takes a sip of a similar potion to the one Tom took... Only for him to trip and crush Teshar to death.

  • Turns out one of LOD!Chrysalis' changelings was once more fooling around... Luckily or not, it's taken out of here.

  • Frog Tiana employs a natural survive technique to avoid getting eaten by a hungry Tom.

  • Linus employs cheats to be rid of Whipped Cream Cookie early on.

  • Kaede confronts the Shredder, which uses the confusion to grab her and grind her into minced meat, then with the heat from it's systems' work it cooks the meat and feeds it to an unsuspecting and hungry Naveen and Miriam.

  • Super Engie Bros help one of the Cookies to celebrate their birthday.

  • Poppy Bros Jr. tempts fate like Death did... But nothing happened.

  • Mamo and Bane place their bets on whether or not a mook outlives Shanoa.

  • Owing up to his murderous nature, Baltan Seijin uses an axe to chop Anna into pieces, right after mesmerizing her with his illusions to make her let her guard down.

  • Horned King takes out the other Kaiju, viewing a possibility of it fusing with Baltan a very dangerous one.

  • Dark Baymax bullies Alabama.

  • Janice finds a message urging her to kill all else.

  • All remaining tributes escape the conmotion into the safety of the forest.

• Day 1◊
  • Naveen berates himself over failing to exterminate the Horned King.

  • Venom reveals his sequel will have full sponsorship by BK.

  • Manipulated by the Horned King, who was furious over Naveen's attack. Jane decides to run over Tiana with a transforming mecha.

  • Death claims the Engie Bros, who simply flee the scene with their wacky powers.

  • Harold and Leshawna are disturbed by Poppy Bros' bombs and order Moze to silence him. Which she does.

  • Mamo and Megan are now an Official Couple.

  • Tom is attacked by Katniss, which gets the latter punished severely.

  • Baltan uses illusions to fool Elly.

  • Shovel Knight's a glutton.

• Cagliostro reveals that he was Waddle Dee all along. But wait, there's more! They actually were THE BUNNY MEN!

• Fallen Tributes 1◊: Brute Honor Guard, Teshar, Whipped Cream Cookie, Kaede, Anna, Zetton, Frog Tiana, Poppy Bros Jr

Brute Honor Guard died very, very fast, but I take solace in the fact that Jane Foster killed someone else's tribute to make up for it. You go, girl!

Teshar died early in the gag saves... and died early here, too! I don't quite know what I was expecting.

What kinda secret technique does the Manic Jamiera Cat family have, anyway?

Rouxls losing a rock-paper-scissors match to himself is kinda in character TBH

Also, neither of my tributes have died yet! Also, Gargan started a book club, hooray for him? (Also, he and this Minataro guy are getting along well, it seems)

Adding to this, it seemed that Tiana got Froggered to death

Edited by Mrperson2006 on Mar 18th 2020 at 1:03:08 AM

No cookie consumption yet? Dammit...

   "Whoppers, fries, nuggets... so many meals, so little time. We are Venom, and we like to have it our way at Burger King!"   

Maniac Jamiera Cat:    Kureijītaitansūpārīpu!    (cue epic leap)

Gargan:    So...   

Beat

   Any... book recommendations?   

Edited by Mrperson2006 on Mar 18th 2020 at 1:57:05 AM

Wow, Kaede was killed so brutally so early on. What the hell did she do to deserve that? She died in the Bloodbath in one of the few gag saves that were posted, too...

Bloodbath death, that sounds great.

pls do not fail me bday

Alas, poor Anna.

Seems that playing dead wasn't the best option after all...

I do question how Dark Baymax managed to survive falling into water. Maybe the power of Heartless protected him?

Don’t question the mighty Hunger Games Simulator, it is a god.

Second Update

• Battle Music

• Night 1◊
  • Cueball gets to sweating, with bullets randomly appearing.

  • Tom and Shredder get into a heated rivalry, with the giant pig outdoing the machine at everything, Shredder passes out and loses.

  • Not happy that they were nominated, Leshawna, Harold and Mamo team up to take on arimo and Route... Only to wind up killed by their bodyguards easily.

  • Now, it's literally Armor-Piercing Question time!!!

  • The Horned King encourages goodwill and camadarie among tributes.

  • Shovel Knight mocks Rena for hurting herself due to her short toenails. The jerk.

  • Megan takes Suzanne's offer of chairing way too literal.

  • Snow personally saves Amara from an unceremonious death.

  • I Want Die may want die... But he knows others won't want die... And so he saves Gabe's life from Cancer.

  • Whatever Baltan saw. Even he was baffled.

  • Dark Baymax shows why trying to scare beings of pure evil will never ever work.

• Minato proves to be Eviler than Thou in respect to Bane.

• Day 2◊
  • Alien Baltan calls forth his fellow brethen to invade Panem. With no Ultramen in sight, it's up to Jamiera, Cueball, Miriam, Moze, Venom, and Linus to fend off the invading monsters. Which they succeed at.

  • Elly is possessed by the spirit of Alexandros briefly.

  • As Shovel Knight gets a rather pathetic death. A fitting theme plays throughout the arena.

  • Dark Baymax does not want to build a Snowman... But he became one.

  • Death makes a boast of it's power.

  • Scroop judges if Amara's soul is evil enough to impress him... Which it isn't to his disappointment.

  • The Horned King was in for a stabbing time, that day!

  • Rena promotes smoking. CANCEL HER NOW!

  • Gargan turns out to be spied on by Big Brother.

  • The Gabe like enjoys ponies not.

  • Janice and Bane prepare to become an evil team of nefariousness.

  • Alabama's heroism ends in tragedy and he ends up cursing the cat he saved before the truck took his life.

  • The Super Engie Bros accidentally murder Moredoor in their stupidity.

  • Suzanne Collins is for a shock after finding out she has royal blood. For Naveen and Tiana are her great-grandparents.

  • "Ah-" Were BCC's last words. A perfect cut.

  • Miyuu tries to scare Tom, only to find out why provoking Hogs is a bad idea.

  • After his alien fleet was driven back, Waddle Dee is tasked by Snow to tell Baltan not to try invading again... Because the Capitol wouldn't be sure if they can fight back a second time.

  • Paper Shredder reminds Natsu that her homework's not done yet.

• Fallen Tributes 2◊: Harold and Leshawna, Mamo, Shovel Knight, The Horned King, Alabama, Moredoor, Birthday Cake Cookie.

Lol, that toenail event is one of the many BTS-inspired events I suggested XD I'm glad Rena got involved in it. She doesn't seem to give a fuck about her best friend Kaede dying, though.

The first rule of the Hunger Games is: you do not question the logic of the Hunger Games. The second rule of the Hunger Games is: you.... do not scare a pseudo-Heartless construct like Dark Baymax, apparently.

Edited by dave_the_assassin on Mar 18th 2020 at 10:01:43 PM

Ignore this.

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Mar 18th 2020 at 8:05:56 AM

Outside of starting a book club, claiming to have an Amusement Park of Doom, and being watched by Big Brother, Gargan isn’t really doing that much.

Naveen: (after getting voice box surgery) Thaaaaaat's new.