Welcome to the Hunger Games Simulation reboot!
Please read the updated rules post here
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Due to the resim glitch, event submission is currently paused.
Also, the host reservation list is here.
as that's where we do the editing.
Old rules snipped; please read the updated rules post.
And that should be that. Here's a save of the simulation, just so you know what to expect.
Now's start the nominations for the first season of the reboot!
Team Powerful
Reserve: Team Public Service
Edited by wingedcatgirl on Sep 27th 2023 at 8:51:59 AM
...what ankles? I guess the difficulty spectrum broke the little hinge connecting Axis's wheel to his body?
also RIP starlo, you were a great sheriff in all our hearts
be nice to benjamin it's not his fault he got beat up by a microbe
Fennekin
There's mass murder, then there's what Sybil did. Damn.
Forget losing my remaining tribute, that was savage.
Edited by CosmosAndChaos on Feb 5th 2024 at 4:24:44 PM
Space Molly Weasley
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Feb 5th 2024 at 5:03:20 PM
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"
CG for short
Hey, y'all, apologies for the lack of update yesterday. I'd been sick lately and I fell asleep before I could even start working on the update.
To make up for that, I'll try to push out a double update today.
Those on the thread's Discord Server are already aware of my sickness but I figured I'll post this here for the thread regulars who aren't on that server.
Victor of HGS S320 | "There's rosemary, that's for remembrance. Pray you, love, remember."
Fennekin
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
Okay, hope you get better soon.
CG for short
Ophelia is casually playing with the vase of flowers next to her, carefully caressing the petals. She begins singing to herself.
O' the violets hath withered since father died, may God bless thee souls…
Hey, Ophelia, are you okay? We had to take a break from the broadcast 'cause everyone was pretty concerned for you. Do you want to continue hosting this season? We can search for a backup.
Ophelia perched up and looked at the camerawoman.
I can continue hosting; I was only grieving for my father.
Alright, if you say so.
The cameras turn on as the broadcast finally begins.
Good evening, audience. There wast a disturbance in the schedule but Act III shalt began anon, teehee.
Act III, Scene I (Night 3)
Battle Theme: The Moon Will Sing - The Crane Wives
- Wade signs up for a singeth competition and reci'ves four chair-turners.
- Norman singeth "Hotel California" between Inv and Cofi to prevent the wolf-dressed sheep from attacking the slugcat- (Ophelia abruptly begins singing along with Norman while he and Inv escapes. She found the lyrics catching)
- Baba hath been descending into madness over the course of this play… just like me. (Ophelia giggles to herself and the camerawoman gives her a concerned glance)
- Thylacoleo leads Palom and Captain Eri into a tense, termagant danceth, resulting in them becoming unconscious.
- O'Melba, gunning down Saint, Raoul, Moca, Sybil, and Speedy, ripping their souls from their bodies like how thee wouldst tear flowers from the ground. Such a bloody spree~
- My dear brother, tragedy awaits thou if you listen to these voices.
- Egon shalt not die tonight, but will Lanolin die instead?
- Oatchi is forcibly feasting on lead by Sivana, ending the creature's life.
- The bucketh-bell now becomes a bucketh-bell-locomotive! Sucheth a sight to see!
- Tomizawa runneth head first into a cactus and now he faceth thee audience with cactus prickles in his nose. He promptly dies and jumpeth away from thee sight. Cactus are feisty plants may I say.
- Poochy desireth to be leave the bar as he wore a scuba diving suit.
- Phoebe placeth a boot in Bo's snake companion and sics it on him. As the snake is venomous, Bo dies from the bite. O' woe on the sheep!
- Hearing Cragalanch insulting his lover, Ares stabbeth his hand with a dagger.
- While the voices heed dear Laertres with horrid advice, they heed Claire with wise advice. O', why voices, why do thee want to cause mine own brother's downfall?
- Difficulty Spectrum forced Cherubi to wear a breathing correction mask so she can improveth her ability to generate life energy through her breathing.
- The goat murders Felicia over the girl destroying her kitchen sinketh.
- MS Paint speaketh of skeletons that dance.
Act III Scene II (Day 4)
- The sheep and goat receiveth gift gift certificates but art unable to pronounce it despite Cherubi's attempts to help them.
- Stanley declares to Eboy that the two of them shalt eat nothing but raisins. I shalt do the same now. May I hath a plate of raisins? Um sure… (The camerawoman goes out of her way to get a plate of raisins for Ophelia)
- *munches on raisins* Aphrodite wrote Pacifica's name righeth on a cup of coffee. How kindeth of a goddess to get it right~
- Cragalanche metamorphosizes into a bigger monster before 'ts get-together with Wade.
- Slushi is b'widlered by Rufina's damned, faint praise.
- Poochy is neither a cake or a candle. He is Poochy, thee audience.
- Norman attempt to raid Chitose's camp but he is blown away by the fans she installeth there.
- My dear brother starteth a band with KnowsMore, Pyoro, Palom, Egon and the bucketh-bell-locumotive. Apparently, 't is inspired by Linkin Park. O' Laertes, what is Linkin Park?
- In a fit of madness, Baba cooketh a sausage on the Arena Forcefield.
- Does Axis' coin landing on heads mean that he shalt not talk to the Difficulty Spectrum?
- Melba wins a giant fortune from playing a music game.
- Inv is so ashamed of their past sins that they shrinketh out of existence. Poor thing. I might do the same if I held the same level of guilt.
- Doth Ares adores Valentine's Day because 't reminds him of his lover, the fair Aphrodite? For me, 't reminds me of the dear, broading Prince Hamlet. O', I shalt hath rosemaries for him.
- The emerald dragon is curious about the tributes and their country flags.
The alarms suddenly go off, catching Ophelia off guard and she ended up falling back in her seat.
Gah!
Are you alright, miss?
Ophelia gets up from the chair and stands back up.
What is going on?
Well, an Arena Event is starting!
An Arena Event?
Basically the whole Arena is ingulfed in some sort of big, deadly event that all remaining tributes have no choice but involve in. A sizable portion of tributes tend to not make it out alive.
I see… that would be the perfect conclusion to Act III; ending on sucheth a dramatic note.
Act III, Scene III (Arena Event)
Meteors set ablazeth are now falleth from the skies, hitting the Arena…
- The emerald dragon and Egon hide in the same place, but the meteor directly hits it, causing it to collapseth on them.
- Stanley is abruptly hitteth by a meteor.
- Melba trippeth, resulting in his untimely death from the meteors.
- A meteor pieces through the goat's hideout, making 't collapseth on the goat.
- Cherubi also trippeth and is crusheth by a meteor.
- Cofi, Chitose, Cragalanche, and Aphrodite are all struck down by the same, giant meteor.
- Slushi is dispatched by one of the falling meteors.
- Phoebe and Pyro becometh incinerated from a fallen meteor's flames.
- Palom pusheth Clair to the ground, putting her at the meteor's mercy.
- Poochy trippeth on his tail and thus is hit by a meteor.
- Taking advantageth of the chaos, Ares lights up a torch from a meteor crater's flames and burneth Captain Eri with them.
- And our final death in this Arena Event is Norman, whost burned alive.
- Thankfully, mine beloved brother alongside Pacifica, KnowsMore, Pitohui, the bucketh-bell-locomotive, Sivana, Thylacoleo, Lanolin, MS Paint, and Eboy all hath found safe places to hide and thus they hath survived this daunting disaster.
The Fallen Tributes I
- The players that hath been decimated are Roy, the Saint, Raoul, Moca, Sybil, Speedy, Oatchi, Tomizawa, Bo, Felicia, Inv, Yoshi, Egon, Stanley, Melba, Ralsei in Toriel's Body, Cherubi, Cofi, Chitose, Cragalanche, Aphrodite, Slushy, Phoebe, Wade, Pyoro, Claire, Poochy, Captain Eri, and Norman
- The nominators that hath left the showeth are Nine Tailed Cat, Lettuce, Mummy Ga Ga, Zanreo, Billy 5545, kablammin45, Star Manatee, computerfan0, Routeferret, freygrilledcheese, Follow The Map, Scipion 3, That Idiot Man, Matthew L Mayfield, Vengeful Bale, Ozbourne, Oggy 123, Owen 23, and Janky Kong.
- 27 players remain in the showeth
Such a high death count, o'woe what a colassal tragedy. I want to go ahead and start Act IV; I pray that things will lighten up from there.
Act IV, Scene I (Night 4)
- MS Paint becometh obsessed with quesadillas.
- Palom tempeth fate by asking what could go wrong and thus he is struck with misfortune and tragedy. The pain shalt lay heavy on his mind.
- Eboy asketh my brother if he bleeds.
- Pitohui cannot see her back as she ranneth away from Lanolin.
- KnowsMore setteth Baba's camp ablaze. Thylacoleo rusheth into the burning camp to try saving Baba but neither make it out. O' woe on both of them.
- The bucketh-bell-locomotive hath became immortal for some time. Axis attempts to slay it nonetheless and the Peacekeepers execute him for his crime. (Ophelia can't help but giggle at Axis' execution for some strange, undiscernible reason)
- Pacifica, out of insanity, believeth that she's a hummingbird and attempted to drinketh out of Difficulty Spectrum's head in hopeth of finding nectar there.
Act IV, Scene II (The Feast)
O' 't is time for the Feast, audience. The players shalt be dining…
- Ares eats a food entitled "Eat Me", grows in size and crusheth MS Paint under his foot by pure accident.
- Eboy and Pacifica both skip out on the Feast? Whyst that? Perchance they art not that hungry?
- Laertes, mine beloved brother, attempted to eat a honey jar, but 't grows to size and… eats him aliveth!? WHAT?! NO, NO, NO, NO! O'LAERTES, FIRST IT IS OUR FATHER AND NOW YOU HATH BEEN SLAIN! THE VIOLETS HATH WITHERED AND NOW THE PEONIES SHALT WITHER TOO!
The broadcast eventually comes back on. Ophelia is in a much worse state; her hair has been loose, wild, and messy with daisies being scattered throughout it. There are several tears in her clothes and large eyebags are under her wide open eyes; her pupils have become tiny, the light in them having been long extinguished. Ophelia is seen pricking petals from a lily.
O' Laertes, o'father. I hath rosemaries for remembrance, I hath daisies for innocence, I hath some rue for myself, and I wouldst hath peonies and violets but they all withered away when you passed on… Ophelia sang, with the camerawoman looking at the rest of the crew, wondering if they should go ahead and get a new host or not.
Rufina cutteth off the bucket orchid 's bulb. Why wouldst you doth that to a young plant?
- Lanolin doth not liketh the cocoa beans because if she did, she would be alive. Palom complaineth to Pitohui that she shouldst hath liketh the cocoa beans. That's not even remotely close to what Palom said.
- Sivana poisoned KnowsMore because he hath more candies than him. Now he struggles to survive his illness. O' giveth him some rue. Sivana wasn't even responsible for KnowsMore's sickness, let alone poison him.
- O' Difficulty Spectrum, I see that thou still hath family; beware of sudden overconfidence and honey jars~
Act IV, Scene III (Day 5)
- I disagree with thou, Palom; 0℃ + 0℃ does make 546 K!
- I despise thou too, Pacifica. I shalt feast on your arm and legs when I find them.
- Grooty, o', grooty! What a wonderful word you'd coined, Ares! Giveth Sivana grooty! O', he deserveth some grooty for poisoning KnowsMore! Again, he didn't even poison KnowsMore...
- Eboy catches a little black raven with the finest box there is.
- Difficulty Spectrum recreates the Galatea equivalent of itself through ice. If Aphrodite wast still aroundeth, she certainly would've brought it to life to serve as the Spectrum's wife. O' give them roses, that shalt doth 't! ...What?
- KnowsMore cougheth up bubbles all over his campeth. Such an unfortunate sickness, I doth not think he hath much longer to live. ...He's fine now… He's just covering his camp in bubble wrap, ma'am.
The Fallen Tributes II
- The players that blossomed as beautiful flowers consisteth of Baba, Thylacoleo, Axis, MS Paint, o' sweet Laertes, Dune 2 Popcorn Bucket, and Lanolin
- The nominators that shalt receiveth bouquets of the finest flowers are Cutegirl920fire, Dubh Kafkaesque, Some Libre, Lucasda Kool, Point Maid and evilfacefromcatgame
- 20 players hath not yet blossomed.
After the Fallen Tributes screen, Ophelia hummed haunting melodies to herself, ending said lullabies with a series of deranged laughter. She flipped the table over and danced around as she continued to laugh, the hair and daisies following her every movement.
O' the spider lilies art growing beautifully this time of the season! They shalt become more and more beautiful by tomorrow when Act IV commences!
Should we end the broadcast right then and there?
Yeah, I think so.
The broadcast suddenly cuts off.
Victor of HGS S320 | "There's rosemary, that's for remembrance. Pray you, love, remember."
Who up pizza timeing they pizza?
RIP Norman Bates: you came, you served, you died
He/Him | Elsewhere (2017)
Hello
Welcome back!
Good news: Technically my last surviving player is still alive
Bad news: Missed a lot of kill opportunities, at this point MM seems unlikely
Edited by JustNormalMusicLover on Feb 7th 2024 at 3:15:41 AM
Everyone's got their unique qualities.
"ENTITY"
what is a galatea
Remind me to kill that annoying speaker
Always open to sharing avatars. And chatting too
Nice, Pacifica survived. She lost a few limbs but still kicking.
Edited by Myskywarm on Feb 7th 2024 at 5:05:33 PM
The true power of us human beings is that we can change ourselves on our own.
CG for short
A Greek Mythological figure who was a statue brought into life by Aphrodite because her creator, a king, loved her very much. Pretty much the world's first waifu.
Dagded Dujardin
Rip
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
Space Molly Weasley
But Ral, using the kitchen sink to wash the dishes and try baking pie the way Toriel does it isn't the same as just using your magic cauldron to instantly conjure up some cake! And wasn't that the same person you tried getting some secrets or tips on how to control your new body back in Day 1? Were they of no use the whole time? But oh well, not sure if your FlufflyGuard would've protected your camp if you had your original body...
Also, a sheep died from drinking something actually poisonous for her species and also goats. It's no wonder Asgore drinks tea.
But anyway, nice of Ares to defend Aphrodite (whether or not she heard Cragalanche's insult) and celebrate V-Day since hey, it's only a week away! That being said, we're currently discussing on the server if next season or the season after that should be our annual Valentine's Day Season. But for those not there, shall we have it next season?
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"
Me as a Merman
I wouldn't personally mind if the V Day season was next season.
I wouldn't mind having V-Day season next.
Just Linie
I wouldn't mind either, I'm also prepared for V-day tributes as well
Edited by Justkong033 on Feb 7th 2024 at 9:32:15 PM
"Can you see what I see?"
I was told that Poochy ain't stupid. I was lied to.
Ever wanted to see the most inexplicably horrifying intro to a game ever?
Fennekin
Too bad Yoshi and Poochy didn't interact with each other.🐶
Edited by CosmosAndChaos on Feb 7th 2024 at 3:53:31 PM
Just a Mettaur
I also think we should have Valentine's Day season after this one.
A great Mascot Mook.
Hello
Sure. With this few left remaining and what has been posted earlier, the season will end with one last update, and this marks the third time I got all the way to the final update (with one tribute alive on each of them, to boot with)
Also the number of players left are actually incorrect, I haven't personally counted it but I thought there were just 9 tributes left
Edited by JustNormalMusicLover on Feb 7th 2024 at 11:09:15 PM
Everyone's got their unique qualities.
CG for short
The broadcast begins with Ophelia sitting on the ground, playing with imaginary flowers in her hands and humming to herself. She noticed the camera and her eyes perked.
O', mine good friends. How art thee? Teehee~ I hath loads of lovely flowers for you.
Yeah, I think we should get a new host-
Oh! I can finish this showeth. From Act IV to Act V. I want to see more flowers blossom, that is all~
Okay…
Friends, this is the end of Spring as the flowers shalt finishing blossoming!
The 313th Hunger Games Season - Update 5 - Featuring Ophelia
Act IV, Scene IV (Night 5)
Battle Theme: Opheliac - Emilie Autumn
- O' Ares, I am a clone of thou too!
- Difficulty Spectrum shalt be flying with the elevator!
- Eboy plants some seeds into Palom's soil body, so that dandelions can sprout form it. He just shot him.
- Pacifica hath recieved some fine lilies from Sivana after he planted them on the side of a cliff. How kind of him! Erm, she actually pushed him off a cliff and now Sivana's haunting her.
- I wonder what beans shall Rufina, Pitohui, and KnowsMore receive?
Act IV, Scene V (Day 6)
- [[teal:Pacifica is an eternal dinger that the little raven mimics as well. She doesn't do that.
- The CD player repeateth the melodies that play alongside Difficulty Spectrum's soliloquy. I can hear the melodies speak to me…
- KnowsMore becomes a mechanical carriage pulleth by horses after it got trampled over! O' what a miracle. I wish Laertes received such a miracle too. KnowsMore just got hit by a car, ma'am.
- Palom is now the God of War as he hath slain the previous one. He shalt reign victorious with gladiolusies in his hair.
The Fallen Blossomed Tributes I
- The players that finally blossomed are Eboy, Doctor Sivana, and Ares.
- The nominators admiring their new flowers are The Meme Man and Ares
- 6ish Players still hath not blossomed unfortunately.
Act IV, Scene VI (Night 6)
- Rufian, Pacifica, KnowsMore, and Difficulty Spectrum all stealeth Palom's beautiful petals. Foolish seedlings, they shalt hath known that they hindered Palom's growth. They actually stole some of his powers.
- The raven is the emerald dragon all along. Not in the slightest.
Act IV, Scene VII (Day 7)
- And then KnowsMore devoreth all of Palom's petals! O' woe on Palom for he hath failed to become a lovely flower. That's actually a better alternative to what he actually actually ate from Palom.
- Rufina fears cats as she destroyeth the cat machine that spoke cat. I cannot blame her for cats do liketh to eat flora.
- O' Pacifica, she floats in the capsule! She looketh helpless and incapable of her own distress! O' she drowned and drowned, o' she drowned and drowned. (Ophelia roared in laughter born from sheer madness at the scene)
- Hey, it's Pitohui from the future and I'm here to sign off this day.
The Fallen Blossomed Tributes II
- Only 2 players hath blossomed sadly and they were Palom and Pacficia; both of their names start with the letter P, how lovely! Perchance they were destined to die on the sameth day?
- The nominators gifted little bouquets are Blue Thorn and Myskywarm
- 4 more players to go…
And now Act V is here, hehee~
Act V, Scene I (Night 7)
- Difficulty shalt become one with KnowsMore... It's doing laundry with him.
- Rufina buries Snow aliveth for befriending her. That's not even remotely close to what happened!
- The raven 's wings are stuck! O' woe on the bird.
Act V, Scene II (Day 8)
- Acid rain is horriful for flora; don't you see KnowsMore melting in it? His leaves art still danceth however. Rufina shalt not be trusted as a gardiner.
- Difficulty Spectrum hath weaponized the raven's calls.
The Fallen Blossomed Tributes III
- Only one player hath blossomed and it's [[spoiler:KnowsMore]
- Lady Troper No 9001 shalt get her blue hyacinth anon.
- And now we art [[spoiler:3 players to go.
Act V, Scene III (Night 8)
- Difficulty escapeth the evil seeds it had sprouted.
- The [[labelnote:ravenPitohui[[/note]] hath fallen from the skieth and now her feathers and blood art scattered across the Arena…
- And Rufina useth the feathers as fertilizer for herself and the nearby flora. I still doth not trust her when it comes to gardening. Rufina did not do any gardening; she planked on Pitohui's headstone by the way. I'm honestly not sure how you managed to hallucinate a headstone as a garden bed. Then again, hallucinations can be pretty freaky and surreal.
Act V, Scene IV (Day 9)
- O' Difficulty is blossoming! It's sprouting a beautiful rose whose petals are so large that they crush Rufina under neath them and she is impaled by its thorns!
The Fallen Blossomed Tributes IV
- The last one to blossom is Rufina
- Gamer Luna 2022, cometh, and receive your poppy.
- And now there 's one player left in the showeth…
the sole
◊ winneth is
◊ Difficulty Spectrum!
Rankings
- First Place: Difficulty Spectrum
- Second Place: Rufina Fiera
- Third Place: Elsa Kanzaki
- Mass Murderer: Cragalanche and Melba
And noweth, all of the flowers hath blossomed, with Difficulty becoming the largest and most beautiful of them all! Farewell, audience! May God hath mercy on o' thee souls!
Ophelia laughed intensely once more and proceeds to vault through the window. She breaks a few bones upon the fall and heads towards the nearest river. Said river has a tree overlooking it and some flowers. She picks up the flowers, climbs up the tree and walks on the branch but it breaks under her pressure.'
She falls back first into the water, staying afloat thanks to her clothes. She doesn't even try swimming out of the river, floating there and letting herself drown as she hums ominous lullabies to herself. Before she could face a muddy death, several Peacekeepers jumped into the river and carried her out of the river. She screams and attempts to fight back but the Peacekeepers keep their grab on her. President Snow is standing nearby, observing the scene.
Put her on suicide watch and send her to a psych ward. (Snow sighs as he remembers who invited Ophelia to host this season). I'll have a talk with CG about the kinds of hosts she brings onto the Hunger Games…
End Results
Heya, IRL!CG here. I appreciate y'all for being really patient with me throughout this season as the pacing is pretty glacial due to a mix of me being sick and admittedly lacking motivation to host and procrastinating a bunch on of updates. This was supposed to be the penultimate update before I decide to screw it and end the season there. I'm definitely taking a break from hosting for some time now.
And here are my tributes as I believe that next season is gonna be the Valentine's Day Season and they are the star Servant of Fate/Grand Order NA's current Valentine's Day event! BTW, they are actually different characters with their own personalities, they're just sharing the same body (hell, in the limited time event they first appeared in, they even were separate at first, just shared the same face)
Two Sides of the Same Choco
- Bazett Fraga McRemitz◊
- Source: Fate/hollow ataraxia
- Pronouns: She/Her
- Status: Safe, 23
- Manannán mac Lir◊
- Source: Fate/Grand Order
- Pronouns: She/Her
- Status: Safe, 23 as she's sharing the same body as Bazett.
Unfettered Gouyoku Mastermind
Alright, new season time. Let’s get to work then, shall we? Go, Team White-Haired Wanderers!
Frieren
◊ (Female, She/Her, Black as per her last nomination, Frieren: Beyond Journey's End)
Elaina
◊ (Female, She/Her, Lime, Wandering Witch: The Journey of Elaina)
UPDATE: I have renominated! Please refer to my most recent nomination post; this one is now outdated and replaced.
Edited by PuzzarianIdeal on Feb 8th 2024 at 6:55:07 AM
Always open to sharing avatars. And chatting too
Abridged!Kirito
◊, Male (From Aincrad arc, so he's 14)
Abridged!Asuna
◊, Female (From Alfheim arc, so she's 17)
Both from Sword Art Online Abridged.
Edited by Myskywarm on Feb 9th 2024 at 2:53:26 AM
The true power of us human beings is that we can change ourselves on our own.
Rainbow Dash?
Assuming this season will be Valentine's Day...
Tribute 1: Spaceres
◊ (Omori and Puyo Puyo, group tribute, Space Boyfriend is safe while Lemres is lime, Death Image which I drew horribly on purpose
◊)
- Yes, this is a crack ship. No, I will not be explaining how the hell It happened.
- Okay fine, it pops up a lot in my personal Hunger Games.
Tribute 2: TwiPie
◊ (MLP Friendship Is Magic, group tribute, both are safe)
- Here's a normal ship to balance it out.
- Includes Twilight Sparkle and Pinkie Pie.
Edited by Letooce on Feb 8th 2024 at 3:09:37 PM
One of Norman’s birds was killed. Hitchcock really liked birds huh
He/Him | Elsewhere (2017)