MrBeast◊ (male, safe)

Family Guy Quartet◊ (plural, safe)

Edited by samicable on Mar 27th 2023 at 11:41:39 AM

Yuuko◊, Female (16)

Mio◊, Female (16)

Rewrite◊ (M, take sonic's age and slap it on this boi since he takes his form (15))

Snotty◊ (M, safe, when you don't even notice◊)

The consoles that recently had their eshops closed:

3DS◊

Wii U◊

Both safe inanimate objects (it)

And an event:

(Player1) kill(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) by clicking the word "die" in a popup ad.

Edited by Zanreo on Mar 28th 2023 at 12:01:33 PM

Technically, MrBeast is already in Just's First Death group tribute but he is fine with him being (accidentally) cloned by you this season. But do you still want to swap him out for another tribute?

Anyway, nominations have been closed. Who's gonna host, and who's gonna run?

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Mar 29th 2023 at 2:00:49 AM

I'm just gonna sit in place as the backup host if no one else comes up or if someone does, but has complications and needs someone else. Or if someone just wants to duo host. Whatever thing that needs a second/backup host, I'm up for.

I can still host despite not being in the server, for reasons that I don't even know if I should go by anymore.

Edited by CardboardBot on Mar 28th 2023 at 7:31:10 PM

Sure, I'll replace MrBeast with:

Fred◊ (same identifiers as his replacee)

Edited by samicable on Mar 28th 2023 at 2:25:16 PM

• (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) (a mage/a mage/a mage/a mage/mages1) and [typeA1] really (takes/takes/takes/takes/take1) offense at the word "witch" being used as an insult.

Edited by Dghcrh on Mar 29th 2023 at 10:13:29 PM

The "mage" conjugation should have "1" at the end while the pronoun format uses brackets instead of parentheses.

Anyway, we have 82 tributes this season.

This and the Night version are based on this video.

• (Player1) (stops/stops/stops/stops/stop1) attacking (Player2) after spending the whole day battling [typeB2]. (Player2) somehow (survives/survives/survives/survives/survive2) but can't fight back, causing (Player1) to nonfatally glitch.
• (Player1) (stops/stops/stops/stops/stop1) attacking (Player2) after spending the whole night battling [typeB2]. (Player2) somehow (survives/survives/survives/survives/survive2) but can't fight back, causing (Player1) to nonfatally glitch.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Mar 28th 2023 at 5:21:58 PM

Events(2):

• (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), (Player5), (Player6), and (Player7) receive four-leaf clovers from an unknown sponsor, attracting good luck to them for the day.
• (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), (Player5), (Player6), and (Player7) receive four-leaf clovers from an unknown sponsor, attracting good luck to them for the night.

Polar opposites of the black cat event, it's seven tributes because of the number 777 being associated with good luck.

Aight, screw it. 10 Trapped with Jester-inspired events:

• (Player1) wear(s/s/s/s/1) a red and blue jester outfit.
• (Player1) inadvertently summon(s/s/s/s/1) a demonic jester, who takes [typeA1] someplace to be never seen again. [Fatal for P1]
• (Player1) inadvertently summon(s/s/s/s/1) a demonic jester, who is then at (Player1)'s command for the rest of the games.
• (Player1) betray(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) by killing [typeB2] and having (Player3) and (Player4) dispose of [typeC2] bod(y/y/y/y/ies1). [P1 kills P2]
• (Player1) find(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) boring for not slapping [typeB1] hard enough.
• (Player1) and (Player2) drive a carriage with (Player3)'s bod(y/y/y/y/ies3) in the back. (Player4) appear(s/s/s/s/4) inside the carriage and bring(s/s/s/s/4) (Player3) back to life before killing (Player1) and (Player2). [P4 kills P1 and P2]
• When (Player1) say(s/s/s/s/1) [typeA1] (does/does/do/does/do1)n't understand (Player2), the latter proceed(s/s/s/s/2) to say "Hello?" in 5 different languages.
• (Player1) appear(s/s/s/s/1) in a carriage taking (Player2)'s bod(y/y/y/y/ies2) away to resurrect [typeB2], but end(s/s/s/s/1) up getting bored by (Player2) and leaving [typeB2], making (Player2)'s sleep permanent. [Fatal for P1]

• (Player1) revive(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) and the latter give(s/s/s/s/2) [typeB1] a kiss as thanks.
• Upon (Player1)'s dying wish, (Player2) (is/is/is/is/are2) summoned into the carriage taking (Player1)'s bod(y/y/y/y/ies1). (Player2) revive(s/s/s/s/2) (Player1) and, after receiving a kiss from (Player1), forge(s/s/s/s/2) a contract with [typeB1]. (Player2) kill(s/s/s/s/2) the carriage drivers (Player3) and (Player4) so they can escape, and finally ask(s/s/s/s/2) to marry (Player1). [P2 kills P3 and P4] Slashed as it was considered an unneeded blacklisted variant to one of my events above.

Edited by BlackFaithStar on Mar 29th 2023 at 8:24:13 PM

Late but event suggestions closed

Forgot to add ~Dghcrh, but it should also be "(takes/takes/take/takes/take1)" in your event.

Also, NTC will host.

EDIT: Jake will run.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Mar 29th 2023 at 4:52:35 PM

Hunger Games Simulation Season 268

Hello, and welcome to the 268th season of the Hunger Games Simulation! I'm Nine-Tailed Cat, and I'll be your host for your regular dose of murder and mayhem. Joining me in the commentary booth is Miss Cassandra Beech, my helpful assistant, to help spice things up.

"Hello, everyone! So good to be here! Who would've thought I'd be co-hosting already?"

And without further ado, let's get to the games!

The Reaping◊

"Just look at that crowd! Lots of familiar faces, some familiar lack-of-faces, some new faces, some new lack-of-faces... We've got a good crop this time!"

82 tributes enter, but only one can win. Who will it be?

The Bloodbath◊

• "Ooh, the Huckleberry Hound Show is on TV here! Get it?"
• Mio's woken up Chaka, who's all rested and ready for action.
• Persephone's gaming addiction delays her departure.
• Vance gets the first turn. Lucky him! Dada, Phyllis, and Tenmyouji will just have to wait.
• "Things do get WAAACK with those four. Comedy guaranteed!"
• Jester's arming up. Careful not to cross him.
• "The Chosen of Panem! Oh, hey, boss, that's one of yours!" Huh. Let's see what Panem commands of him.
• "First blood! That's where bragging gets you, Daisy."
• The fourth-placer is going to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism.
• Guess Dory needs a new username.
• "A Panem welcome from Louis, complete with traditional Panem welcome bullets! ...Wait, is that a tradition?"
• Morgan's looking to raise a stink, looks like.
• Flain-kun's got a head start. How's she going to use it?
• "Danny's sure getting into the spirit of things."
• "Hey! Some of those are my artefacts!" Well, they're Headdy's weapons now.
• "And we have a kill! I guess you could say Fred couldn't Stand the power."
• Welp, Elesh Norn, Gatsby, and Khan have decided that Justkong's top tributes aren't making it to the top this time.
• Male 04 doesn't watch his step, and now Magolor's mad at him.
• The dummy's nervous, but on the surface it looks calm and ready.
• "That's the kind of thing you pick tributes for, huh, boss? Joka's sure to get what he wants soon enough!"
• "Perinpelaizer's blades will cut you down to size!"
• Next time, Muramasa, take a drink of water and a few deep breaths.
• Manjimutt is toast. Luckily Ciaphas Cain didn't try to engage him, or the whole sim could've crashed.
• "Sniping's a good job, huh, Powerglide?"
• Demeter learns the hard way that Fighting's not very effective against Flying.
• "HEY, JAZZZZ! HEY, HEADSPACE FRIEEEENDS! Now that's what I call an entrance!"
• Ew, Klonoa. I'd rather have the bread than the noses.
• Afton shows up late in both senses.
• Nintendo watches the Skirmisher fight the road a little too closely, and pays the price. "Oh, hey, speaking of which, can we get some popcorn up here?"
• Some loaves of bread were stolen. Was it Valmar's Tongue, or Valjean's tongue?
• That cloud's above the action in more ways than one.
• "Sorry, Nintendo eShop, but Fuhio says the only one despairing here is you!"
• "Goldberg's out of control, and it's up to one bag of dates to stop him!"
• Adu Du's not willing to risk a pacifist run, and Rewrite becomes his first victim.
• That was a mean prank. Arthur's going to have a hard time washing the blood off his clothes.
• Quark's hoping for a resurrection in case of an early death.
• Seems GamerLuna2022 is eager to see Bowser's adventures.
• Espio, Jibanyan, Alucard, and Popka have pooled their resources. Smart move.
• "Everything could possibly go wrong, Snotty! See?"
• Oops, looks like this whole thing is just too confusing for Léodagan.
• "Now all that Wii U needs is a black panther companion!"
• I've heard of turducken, but not turpalafin. "Must be a Panem speciality, boss!"
• "Hi, Kira! Hi, Odo! Now that's my kind of introduction!"
• Thanks to the RNG's generosity, Poland is not yet lost.
• And Lucy gets an unlucky dart. "Blowguns are tricky, huh, Wildfire System?"
• Shadow's kind of just really bad at killing people, luckily for the 3DS.
• Valmar's Eye has no idea how it got here. Not a good start.
• "Kazui's got a tough stomach, huh?"
• T'Pol and Trip are impressed by Myskywarm's nominating choices, it seems.
• Aaaaand ArabBot also needs a drink of water and a few deep breaths.
• Meanwhile, Angela, Justkong's first-update causualties, and Jin-Gitaxias just run from the Cornucopia. Nothing exciting there.

Day 1◊

• Snotty's been waiting around for Bowser to come back! That's kind of cute.
• Popka's not the rightful king, but you still don't want to mess with him.
• "A Family Guy text adventure? Ooh, bet they've programmed in some witty responses!"
• Powerglide's soul now has a word of power. What is it? We'll have to see later.
• I'm with the others, Blanc. Cows are always naked. What's the big deal?
• And thanks to Ciaphas Cain, Justkong's other tributes just died in the first update. Again.
• "Ka-BLOOM! When guns aren't enough, Louis is bringing in the flowers! ArabBot, Cloudy, and Jester are down!"
• And Quark's on the evil route, with the dummy looking to take his soul. The shock of this makes Arthur's nose fall off.
• "Angela's nailed it! When all you have is a nail, T'Pol and Trip look like hammers... Wait, that's backwards, isn't it?"
• Wow, those Peacekeepers really take movie piracy seriously. So long, Male 04.
• "Hats off to Phyllis! And halves off to Tenmyouji. Wow, that's gotta sting!"
• The aliens have come to give the Headspace Friends a bit of extra strength.
• "I'll send an SOS to the world ~ I'll send an SOS to the world ~ I hope that someone gets my-" If you keep singing that, I'm calling the police.
• Marrying Hades isn't very evil in Kira and Odo's book.
• Klonoa wants Mio to watch him play among the stars.
• Ouch! The fourth-placer should really keep its hands to itself.
• Apparently Morgan doesn't find Polandball comics funny.
• "Good choice, Fuhio! That'll show up everyone who told you to get a life!"
• Chaka has been waylaid by Perinpelaizer and must defend himself.
• That Skirmisher knows a loophole when she sees one. "Couldn't she have just used her spear instead?"
• And Adu Du's Neutral run continues, with Valmar's Tongue as the next casualty. "OBJECTION! You can't just blow up the opposing counsel, can you?"
• Ouch, ouch, ouch. Well, at least Dory got one of the those items Jibanyan was sharing out from it.
• It takes more than swords to kill a Praetor.
• "Come on, Muramasa, it's just a big rock! I could've gotten it out of the way in no time!"
• A road shaped like a goose... Some highway engineer's been having fun.
• "How'd you get that backwards, Demeter? It's not rocket science! ...Oh, wait, it literally is. Never mind."
• The Wildfire System's got ahold of Mr. Krabs's trade secrets somehow. We'll have to look into that.
• The Wii U wants to bring CAC into the arena. Maybe next Troper Games?
• Welp, President Snow's dead again. And that 3DS has a funny idea of what's relaxing.
• Joka has seen some things. I wonder if that's the reason for his death wish.
• "Ouch! Gotta watch out for those spiky ones, Khan!"
• Someone's been cutting onions, making Gatsby's backstory look way more tragic than it actually is.
• "You get off my back, Flain-kun! You are not my mother! You know what I'm saying?"
• And Noriko's down. Let's hope the N.W.O. doesn't make an ASMR video of her death too.
• The Bag of Dates brutally mind-controls Yuuko. Guess that's part of its plan to hunt down Goldberg?
• Everything's going as planned for Jazz.
• "Stop right there, criminal saurian! Nobody breaks the law on my watch!" Wrong Elder Scrolls game, Cassandra.
• "Soda pop? More like soda BOOM! Rest in pieces, Alucard."
• "You call that camel-riding, Faruzan? Get me a camel and I'll show you how to do it properly!"
• "But it's a cool mathematical construct, Male 07! It belongs on top of things!"

Fallen Tributes◊

• The fallen: Daisy; Fred; Justkong's Top 10; Manjimutt; Novel!Afton; Nintendo; Nintendo eShop; Rewrite; Léodagan; Lucy Loud; Justkong's First Updeath; ArabBot; Cloudy; Jester; T'Tol and Trip; Male 04; Tenmyouji; Valmar's Eye; Noriko; Alucard
• Nominators out: Justkong033; ultimate_life_form
• Remaining tributes: 62/82

Stay tuned for more!

Edited by NineTailedCat on Mar 30th 2023 at 4:53:26 AM

Aww man, I got a Bloodbath death. RIP Lucy.

fuhio kuzru shutting down the eShop tho

Everyone says it's Nintendo's fault the eShop shut down, but no, fuhio just came by one day and decided "no more".

Headdy had the Spike head.

And I'm out already, how disappoint for my both MGTs

Edited by Justkong033 on Mar 29th 2023 at 8:40:08 PM

Two questions, how did this start so fast and why does one of mine always have to die immediately

...unless it's the ending of March of the Machine, in which I'm pretty sure the Praetors could have died from someone breathing on them too heavily.

One down, and the other one with 2 kills to his name. Not bad, Adu Du.

TFW two trained Starfleet officers, one of whom is a Vulcan, get unceremoniously killed by an office worker.

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Mar 29th 2023 at 9:45:54 AM

The bag of dates becomes a villain, while I somehow die to flowers. Huh.

Thank you, merciful Mr. RNG

I see Arthur is already having bad luck, like usual

Night 1◊

• "Keep asking, Goldberg, and see if it says something different!"
• The Wildfire System's weapon difficulties come to an end as they hit themself with the Killing Curse. This is why you always check your wand's condition before using it.
• Headdy wants to give Muramasa a bad time.
• Persephone is getting mocked for her grasp of the vernacular. "Heeheehee!"
• "And Fuhio dishes it out to Kira and Odo! At least their skulls are getting put to good use. A skull's a terrible thing to waste, huh?"
• And the dates have vampiric shapeshifting now. I'm honestly a bit frightened of them.
• "That's funny. Perinpelaizer's accused Valmar's Tongue of cheating and tried to sic the Grim Reaper on it, but looks like Death's on holiday! Wonder what that's all about?"
• "Guess Snotty subconsciously thinks everyone in the sim's a blockhead!"
• The fourth-placer gets invited to make a speech. Considering its ranking, it's only natural.
• "Oh, now I get it! Perinpelaizer was acting like President Snow! I guess Magolor's cheating got him mad enough to come back from the dead and ban him, huh?"
• First of my tributes down. Danny's rudely interrupted the Skirmisher saying her ultimate attack's name.
• "Hey, it's not like you were going to eat them anyway, was it, Vance? Look at them! They've obviously diseased!"
• Chaka's mourning his ability to fast-travel, but with some kind of reverb effect on it. How odd.
• The N.W.O., Bowser, and the Augur have chipped in to help Ciaphas Cain's cooking. Nice to see them getting along.
• "Woo, we got a slaughter here! Yuuko, the Headspace Friends, Klonoa, and Dada get a taste of Phyllis's combat drones!"
• Quark's magic skills just saved him from going the way of Mufasa. Close call!
• Powerglide shanghais Adu Du into his Pokémon team against Popka.
• "Smile for the camera, Jin-Gitaxias!"
• Angela's not a Pokémon fan, it seems. Better luck next time, Palafin.
• Ristar, Male 07, and Huckleberry Hound are making a Praetor trap! Too bad Elesh Norn's not taking the bait. "What do Phyrexians eat, anyway? Food fried in glistening oil?"
• Mio, Faruzan, Joka, and Jazz have become a new group of musketeers.
• "Better hurry, Gatsby! Other tributes always grab the good stuff first!"
• "Ooh, Louis and Flain-kun found Frankenstein's brain! Think we can borrow it for the clone lab, boss?" He's not my kind of tribute, Cassandra. Sorry.
• Demeter finds Shadow unhuggable.
• Kazui thinks these recent tribute deaths are just Prime, apparently.
• "I hear that stuff's good for treating eezo exposure!" You're thinking of antibiotics gel, Cassandra.
• "Detective Wii U on the dance floor! Let's get down!"
• Don't drink and run, friends. Arthur's just learned that the hard way.
• In addition to his chameleon invisibility, Espio's picked up the Invisible Woman's forcefield powers. Interesting.
• There's now a bag with a Nintendo DS lying on the road. Does anyone know whose that is?
• "We can't cut the Dory stake-carving scene! It's vital to the season's plot!"

Day 2◊

• "Mio's singing a friendship song for Fuhio! How nice of her!" That bass could use some tuning, though.
• But I believe Faruzan can save the world... Wait, WHAT are those elements?
• "Louis didn't enter the argument zone! Show me proof that he did!"
• Popka's discovered that Vance is behind the Augur being the chosen tribute of Panem, and is not thrilled about it.
• Kazui, the N.W.O., and Caloundra Road have some fun in the snow.
• Unfortunately they do, Demeter.
• "Don't feel bad, Ciaphas Cain! Looks aren't everything!"
• Black Space finds the fourth-placer a worthy opponent, complimenting their attacks.
• "Ooh, Blanc's got a supply crate! I wonder if there are any cool hats in it?"
• In hindsight, Bowser, you should have known better than to turn to Phyrexia for medical assistance.
• The 3DS is committing car piracy.
• "Persephone, Jibanyan and Altaria are having fun! Is that a new variant of Musical Chairs, where you add chairs each time instead of removing them?"
• The bag of dates must atone: It was so focused on stopping Goldberg that it let Muramasa die.
• "That's where effective peer review gets you! Congratulations on being a Time Lord, Jazz!"
• Arthur escapes Huckleberry Hound's web. He could have saved some time by just eating a bake sale item, though.
• "Shadow's been doing his homework! Good on him!"
• Ristar makes a narrow escape from Espio across the river. I guess he knows most Sonic characters can't swim that well. Well played.
• How much negative energy has Flain-kun built up? Yikes.
• "Watch your acronym language, Chaka!"
• Thanks to Khan, Quark's taking the place of Colonel Sanders from now on.
• "Look at Joka go! Elesh Norn's bullets aren't hitting anything but air!"
• Uh... Who ordered the package with Valmar's Tongue in it?
• "The only record this dummy's setting is for how fast it failed to set one!"
• Angela loses to President Snow at Yu-Go-Oh!, with fatal consequences. "Guess she's learning about 'the heart of the cards' the hard way!"
• "And the gong tolls for Gatsby! He really went to pieces there, didn't he."
• Male 07's trying to short out the Wii U with a water bucket, but misses.
• What's in that lemonade those robots are selling? Whatever it is, it's not enough to dissuade Palafin from drinking it.
• Polandball and Danny are concerned about what Adu Du's been reading on Tumblr.
• Oh dear, both Goldberg and Phyllis forgot the lyrics. How embarrassing.
• "Headdy, Barada Nikto! ...Oh well, it was worth a try."

Fallen Tributes◊

• The fallen: Wildfire System; Kira Nerys and Odo; Magolor; Saurian Skirmisher; Yuuko; Headspace Friends; Klonoa; Dada; Muramasa; Angela; Gatsby
• Nominators out: Cutegirl920fire; IchigoMontoya; computerfan0
• Remaining tributes: 51/82

And that's all for tonight. I'll be back with the next update tomorrow.