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BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
Wixelt Singularity of Self Delusion from right behind you... Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Singularity of Self Delusion
Mar 3rd 2017 at 4:40:47 PM

No offence Georgia, but you don't intimidate me in the slightest. How do you possibly attempt to assassinate me if you can't even manage- Wait, what are you doing with that Master Ball...

Crane your neck and you shall see, the outside of reality.
Corrosion Self-Replicating Mechanism of War from Some Galaxy Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Self-Replicating Mechanism of War
arcada188 hook, line and sinker from Bad Soldierdom
hook, line and sinker
Mar 4th 2017 at 1:36:32 AM

I'M NOT A COMBINE AGENT.

LET ME REPEAT: I'M NOT A COMBINE AGENT.

PLEASE DON'T KILL ME.

"Can't we stay and watch the next match, Boooss? It'll be fun!" "No, Mepps! We'll have fun later, when I'll use you as a scratching post!
StarAndroidJaguar ... from Error 404: Location Not Found Relationship Status: In another castle
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Mar 4th 2017 at 9:50:12 AM

I have the garden hose and knife ready, but I'd probably still die if she is some kind of angel/demon and thus has their powers. can't remember which one

in the unlikely event that i would have won the method would be to shove the hose into her mouth until she can't move then slit her throat then cut open her torso in such a way she explodes.

[down] 1: i was aiming for the mouth and 2: yes, you're very much alive. maybe.

edited 4th Mar '17 10:39:38 AM by StarAndroidJaguar

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Mar 4th 2017 at 10:23:51 AM

[up]It would just go to her breast and she would just cut the hose, so your plan makes no sense. Plus it's just too kinky.

Anyhow, I survived.

kouta Everything's gonna happy! from the details Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
Everything's gonna happy!
Mar 5th 2017 at 12:54:11 AM

If I can defend myself from a distance, I'm ok. If stocking gets close, I'm in for a world of hurt. So, maybe?

I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.
Corrosion Self-Replicating Mechanism of War from Some Galaxy Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Self-Replicating Mechanism of War
vjoi Big O, SHOWTIME!
Big O, SHOWTIME!
Mar 6th 2017 at 10:16:22 PM

yeah . . that assassin gonna get mauled.

edited 6th Mar '17 10:16:32 PM by vjoi

Mhazard DAIRUGGER from Hong Kong Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
kouta Everything's gonna happy! from the details Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
Everything's gonna happy!
Mar 7th 2017 at 6:34:02 AM

I'll be ok.

I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
Mar 7th 2017 at 7:14:37 AM

Don't care how useless she is, any Magical Girl could take me out with little to no effort.

I am not a strong man.

Long live the New Bev.
paradisedj32 pantheocidal maniac from soc. rep. of Felarya
pantheocidal maniac
Mar 7th 2017 at 7:17:26 AM

Too exited to be stealthy, too much of a waif to not get clobbered by my calculus textbook!

The names of the electrical charges really ought to be swapped. It is just DUMB that the place with MORE electrons is NEGATIVELY charged.
kouta Everything's gonna happy! from the details Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
Everything's gonna happy!
Mar 7th 2017 at 7:40:12 AM

I'm not sure what type of heavy machinery it is, but I'll be fine.

I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.
TyeDyeWildebeest Unreasonably Quirky from Big Rock Candy Mountain Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
Unreasonably Quirky
Mar 7th 2017 at 8:48:26 AM

Aren't the Sailor Scouts all galaxy busters at this point? Yeah, I'm fucked.

I love to learn, I love to yearn, and most of all... I love to make money.
Mhazard DAIRUGGER from Hong Kong Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
paradisedj32 pantheocidal maniac from soc. rep. of Felarya
pantheocidal maniac
Mar 7th 2017 at 8:51:44 AM

Probably, what with that rain of swords.

The names of the electrical charges really ought to be swapped. It is just DUMB that the place with MORE electrons is NEGATIVELY charged.
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
Mar 7th 2017 at 8:52:50 AM

Kinda fucks up, since I'm not a toon.

Well, least there was an effort.

Long live the New Bev.
kouta Everything's gonna happy! from the details Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
Everything's gonna happy!
Mar 7th 2017 at 8:57:21 AM

I could take Georgia.

I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.
PresidentStalkeyes 'Tyanut'sya k nebu...' from Novosibirsk Station
'Tyanut'sya k nebu...'
Mar 8th 2017 at 5:13:18 AM

Now, I'm no expert on her show of origin, but I have a sneaking suspicion that I'd be slaughtered. Hopefully I'm not impaled on her pointy nose; that would just be embarassing.

[down]She can take 'em. Looks can be deceiving. :V

edited 8th Mar '17 5:19:51 AM by PresidentStalkeyes

Space Russian Cyborg Clone Agent Ladies With Electric Knuckle Cannons? [Art by Spunky]
Corrosion Self-Replicating Mechanism of War from Some Galaxy Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Self-Replicating Mechanism of War
Mar 8th 2017 at 5:15:49 AM

I'm glad I own a pair of attack dogs.

''Annihilate everything.''
Trip beware of the blob! from the land of the lost horizon
beware of the blob!
Mar 8th 2017 at 5:17:48 AM

oh fuck

not the bear hands

Ach, Hans, run! It's the enemy of the Joestar line, DIO!

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