Hey! Down here!
Little help?
No, not you! More to the left.
...No, my left. Yes, you. I'm talking to you.
You wouldn't happen to have a rope on you, would you?
...No? That's a shame. I'd ask you to get help, but for all you know, I could be some crazy axe murderer or someone/thing who'll chop you up into tiny pieces the first chance they get.
...I'm definitely not that, by the way.
My name - if the sign next to the well painted in a perfectly normal and reputable red substance didn't give it away - is Wixelt.
...Why am I stuck down a well?
Well (See what I did there?), that's a good question. A very good question. Given the rate at which i'm getting tired from treading water, though, I don't have time to explain such a long story right now.
Or ever, I guess.
What I will say, however, is that it involved several metric tonnes of plastic spoons, the entire royal family of Ḥ̴͍͊̏x̴̮̣͑̿ḇ̶͈̀͝ʇ̴̢̛͙̎ϱ̴͕̙̒̀ʜ̷̫͙͆͐x̶̤̭̔̎ʜ̴̳̞̂͐, and a set of X-01 Power Armor.
Oh! And a garden gnome. Can't forget the garden gnome.
Never again.
Make of that what you will, but for the record, if it weren't for the whole drowning thing this would be a relatively slow Tuesday, for me.
Anyhow, as I don't appear to be going anywhere, we might as well make some casual conversation. Really get to know one another so I can imitate you better when I kill— Uh... When I absolutely kill it with my impressionist stand-up routine.
Yeah.
...A-and by get to know you, I mean you'll get to know me. Because I'm definitely going to die down here, so there's clearly no real point in me even asking your name.
But then again, this wouldn't be be the first time I've said that, so maybe i'll get out— I mean get lucky.
Geez, how long ago did I last curate this page?!
- Threadhead of the MLP thread of the Infinite Loops Project.
- I've also written for other sections, such as the RWBY thread.note
- Doing silly things over on Tumblr.
- Including a moderately thought out Hermitcraft/Amphibia crossover AU.
- Also this wheel thing
for the Life Series fandom that I'm very proud of.
- Planning a heavily detailed Neon Genesis Evangelion sequel fic, which will see the light of day, eventually.note
- Designing logos and such for BG_Character_592's Chronicles project (see Favorite Fan Works).
- And probably other things I'm forgetting at the moment.
Top favourites are labelled with bold text.
- Most older fanfics by KievaLynn (W.I.T.C.H./Final Fantasy VII)
- Advice and Trust by Strypgia (Evangelion)
- Chronicles by BG_Character_592 (Evangelion)note
- Chronicles
- Angel of Death Anne series by Wolfinshipclothing (Amphibia)note
- Ashes of the Past by Saphroneth (Pokemon Anime)
- A World of Bloody Evolution by (RWBY/Warhammer 40k)
- Evangelion: The Hangover by Strypgia (Evangelion)
- Jupiter series by asparagus_writes (Star Wars)
- Mobile Fighter Evangelion by Ultra Sonic 007 (Evangelion)
- Precipice series by shadowsong26 (Star Wars)
- Puella Magi Adfligo Systema by Firnagzen (Madoka Magica)
- Resurgence by Kraven Ergeist (RWBY)
- Salvation and its follow-ups by Jesse De La Rosa (Half-Life/Mass Effect)
- SayakaQuest by TheOneMoiderah (Madoka Magica)
- Shinji and the Doctor by philopoemen (Evangelion/Doctor Who)
- The Great Snowball Battle by Gryphon117 (Evangelion)
- The Guardians of the Edge by MrPrettyis64 (Doctor Who)
- The Incidental Terrors of Being Bilingual by Silver Supa (Little Witch Academia)
- The Inherent Gender of Tubes of Goo by Spidder (Evangelion)
- The Second Try by JimmyWolk (Evangelion)
- Titania Falls by Emma Iveli (Gravity Falls/Fairy Tail)
- To Boldly Go by shandromand (Star Trek/RWBY)
- To the Stars by Hieronym (Madoka Magica)
- Waking Nightmares by KnightMysterio (the original version; MLP/Team Fortress 2/Doctor Who/Slenderman)
- Alien
- Blade Runner
- Epic
- Everything Everywhere All at Once
- Inception
- Lord of the Rings
- Marvel Cinematic Universe (Phases 1-3; hit & miss after that)
- MonsterVerse, but especially Godzilla: King of the Monsters
- No Time to Die
- Puss in Boots: The Last Wish
- Pacific Rim
- Star Trek (most films)
- The Mitchells vs. the Machines
- Wreck-It Ralph
- Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
- Babylon 5
- Battlestar Galactica (2003 reboot)
- Doctor Who, Torchwood, etc.
- Fringe
- Orphan Black
- Primeval
- Stargate
- Star Trek (most series)
