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neoYTPism Since: May, 2010
#1: Dec 19th 2016 at 10:20:27 AM

Without context, there is no way to know whether she thinks whoever put those signs there is lying... not just about whether or not a given route really does lead to death, but whether or not the other one really does lead to safety anyway.

I'm not yet sure what would constitute a suitable alternative, but I'd rather it be imageless than have this.

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Morgenthaler Since: Feb, 2016
#3: Dec 20th 2016 at 3:08:38 AM

Keep Until Better Image Suggested.

You've got roaming bands of armed, aggressive, tyrannical plumbers coming to your door, saying "Use our service, or else!"
eroock Since: Sep, 2012
#4: Dec 20th 2016 at 4:23:14 AM

Keep Until Better Image Suggested

Ghilz Perpetually Confused from Yeeted at Relativistic Velocities Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Barbecuing
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#5: Dec 20th 2016 at 9:38:51 AM

Keep Until Better Image Suggested

AsForMyHandle No crack, Gromit! We’ve forgotten the crack! from Hell, Michigan, US Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
No crack, Gromit! We’ve forgotten the crack!
#6: Dec 20th 2016 at 9:44:27 AM

Keep Until Better Image Suggested.

''“You want a planet? I’ll give you a planet! Heck, I’ll give you your own solar system! No, I’ll give you a house... in Boca Raton!
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Filthy casual
#7: Dec 20th 2016 at 9:47:54 AM

Keep Until Better Image Suggested.

(Annoyed grunt)
Ultimatum Disasturbator from Second Star to the left (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
SithPanda16 Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: I know
#9: Dec 20th 2016 at 10:05:19 AM

This?

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/gatorman.jpg
And the Darwin Award goes to...

Madrugada Zzzzzzzzzz Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In season
Zzzzzzzzzz
#10: Dec 20th 2016 at 1:37:34 PM

Keep the current.

...if you don’t love you’re dead, and if you do, they’ll kill you for it.
neoYTPism Since: May, 2010
#11: Dec 20th 2016 at 2:44:29 PM

My bad, I didn't anticipate how many tropers would consider it better with that image than imageless.

I'll get around to finding a few alternatives later on tonight, and maybe more tomorrow, but for the next few hours I'm about to be too busy to do so. But I still think we can do better that something that relies on calling it "dumb" to be skeptical of the motives of those who put the signs there.

Daefaroth Fnord from California Since: Jan, 2014 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
#12: Dec 21st 2016 at 3:24:53 AM

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/horrormoviecharacters.jpg

I know subtitles aren't great, but here is a sequence from the old Geico "Horror Movie Characters" ad.

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anza_sb from nowhere Since: May, 2014 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
#13: Dec 21st 2016 at 3:46:37 AM

I like Sith's suggestion for a replacement [tup]

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Morgenthaler Since: Feb, 2016
#14: Dec 21st 2016 at 5:59:41 AM

9 is not an example. They train (or drug) those crocodiles specifically so they can put on that kind of show. It's no more valid than a lion tamer performing a circus act that he knows he can pull off. Maybe Nerves of Steel, but an idiot? Not really.

12 doesn't work either for being too elaborate and doing little in the way of showing rather than telling.

edited 21st Dec '16 6:02:54 AM by Morgenthaler

You've got roaming bands of armed, aggressive, tyrannical plumbers coming to your door, saying "Use our service, or else!"
neoYTPism Since: May, 2010
#15: Dec 21st 2016 at 6:03:20 PM

Busier than I expected last night, so I'll post the non-video-game examples with which I am familiar this evening.

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/dumbwaystodie1.png

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/dumbwaystodie2.png

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/dumbwaystodie3.png

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/frollotoodumbtolive1.png

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/gunnyhartman.png

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/judgedreddrookie.png

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ofeliapanslabyrinth.png

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/gwenstacy.png

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/returnofthejedi.png

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/zoolandergasoline.png

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/poloniusbehindthecurtain.png

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/briangriffinfamilyguy.png

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/homersimpsonsmrt.png

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/barneygumblesimpsons.png

I also have a few video game examples in mind, but before I seek them out, I'd like to know whether they have to be cutscene examples, or whether or not NPC in-game examples (or even player character examples) also count.

EDIT: Forgot to pothole them. Fixing that. Also, some of the subpages have page images. Would any of those images make a better page image than what's currently on the main page?

EDIT again: There's also some room for overlap with the Didn't Think This Through thread; especially in terms of using whichever Wile E Coyote examples aren't picked for that article.

edited 21st Dec '16 6:17:36 PM by neoYTPism

anza_sb from nowhere Since: May, 2014 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
#16: Dec 21st 2016 at 6:16:12 PM

[up] I like the first and third images [tup]

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Willbyr Hi (Y2K) Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
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#17: Dec 21st 2016 at 8:29:12 PM

The first one looks to be a better fit for either Bullying a Dragon or Mugging the Monster, can't remember which one is correct.

AsForMyHandle No crack, Gromit! We’ve forgotten the crack! from Hell, Michigan, US Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
No crack, Gromit! We’ve forgotten the crack!
#18: Dec 21st 2016 at 9:56:59 PM

[up] Bullying a Dragon is when you know the target is dangerous, while Mugging the Monster is when you don't. So it's Bullying a Dragon.

edited 21st Dec '16 9:57:12 PM by AsForMyHandle

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anza_sb from nowhere Since: May, 2014 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
#19: Dec 22nd 2016 at 12:02:32 AM

So 15.1 for Bullying a Dragon and 15.3 for Too Dumb to Live, I guess.

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Madrugada Zzzzzzzzzz Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In season
Zzzzzzzzzz
#20: Dec 22nd 2016 at 12:33:03 AM

We already have quite a good image on Bullying a Dragon. I don't think this one is better.

...if you don’t love you’re dead, and if you do, they’ll kill you for it.
Morgenthaler Since: Feb, 2016
#21: Dec 22nd 2016 at 2:53:28 AM

I can't tell what's going on in a good number of the suggestions in 15, or if I do know it's usually because I'm already familiar with the work in question. Some, like the Sergant Hartman pic, are unnecessarily spoilery.

15.3 is also closer to Look Both Ways.

Not sure what to think of the Barney pic either way; would it count for this trope if Death Is Cheap or never happens because Status Quo Is God or Cartoon Physics? EDIT: Though it might make for a hilarious illustration on Must Have Nicotine.

edited 22nd Dec '16 2:56:10 AM by Morgenthaler

You've got roaming bands of armed, aggressive, tyrannical plumbers coming to your door, saying "Use our service, or else!"
neoYTPism Since: May, 2010
#22: Dec 22nd 2016 at 7:57:33 AM

[up] As far as I'm aware, the character only has to engage in life-endangering stupidity; it doesn't have to kill the character.

In any case, what of video games? Is it just cutscene examples that count, or in-game as well? If in-game, does it have to be a non-playable character, or do ones featuring playable characters count too.

shigmiya64 Somebody get this freaking duck away from me! from a settlement that needs our help, General Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Somebody get this freaking duck away from me!
Ghilz Perpetually Confused from Yeeted at Relativistic Velocities Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Barbecuing
Perpetually Confused
#24: Dec 22nd 2016 at 8:24:32 AM

I honestly still prefer the current. It's a single image. I don't see the point of picking soemthing that requires 2 to 3 images to illustrate when one currently does job, and all the suggestions on 15 are multiple images.

Madrugada Zzzzzzzzzz Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In season
Zzzzzzzzzz
#25: Dec 22nd 2016 at 8:30:54 AM

I also strongly prefer the current.

...if you don’t love you’re dead, and if you do, they’ll kill you for it.

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