"Sure, we might be absurdly outmatached, hopelessly outgunned, and completely out of our depth, but don't let that stop you because... I don't know, we believe in the heart of the cards, I guess."
Edited by IchigoMontoya on Oct 25th 2018 at 7:04:05 AM
He'll take the case!
"Look, we're all gonna die. But hey, at least we can say we tried."
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
Not Sherlock Holmes
"YOU CAN DO IT! Unless you can't perform miracles. Good luck with that dragon!"
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
I'm helping!
"I'm not gonna lie to you, the first thing a primal does is brainwash you. Like, it instantly loses an enemy, gains an ally, and Gods Need Prayer Badly, so they've got little reason to do anything else unless their opponent happens to have the Echo and be immune. But you're not. ... Have fun!"
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.
Braids From S286 Not Included
“Keep Calm and... scratch that one. NOW PANIC AND FREAK OUT!”
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Not Sherlock Holmes
Terrible Invention Ideas
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
"I call it the Ichty-o-Meter, provide it with a blood sample and you can measure how much fish you have in your genetic structure."
A Reluctant Lion
"I call it the the Paint Dryer 10000! With this incredible gadget, you can make paint dry up to 1.2% faster! Wow!"
"Pardon me, you dropped your handkerchief!"
"Have you ever wanted to be more tired? Then have I got the pill for you!"
I'm helping!
"Love spoilers? Buy the Spoiler-tron 9001! It unstoppably spews spoilers for all kinds of works!"
-beep- "I predict a 98% chance that Hiyoko betrays Kami."
"I don't even know what work that's from, but now I can never enjoy it properly! Buy it today! Please, I beg you, get it away from me."
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.
Bitter hatred
times when you shouldn't you use a internet meme as a answer
The world is afraid of you...and it should be. You will never be whole, Arthur Curry. Never. I have come to end the fear."
I'm helping!
"My dog got out of the backyard somehow and got hit by a truck and died."
"EPIC FAIL"
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.
A Reluctant Lion
"Sir, you have been charged with arson for destroying this restaurant. What do you have to say for yourself?"
"Pardon me, you dropped your handkerchief!"
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
"A-are you really serious about trying to hack Sony's online servers? Again?
"
Braids From S286 Not Included
"What happens if I break the safety rules?"
"If you do, you're gonna have a bad time."
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Oh Captain!~
"Now, what would you say is your greatest professional strength?"
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
Things no TV executive wants to hear
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
"You're fired!" -buzzed off the stage-
Bitter hatred
I think we should treat our employees with dignity and respect.(buzzed off)
The world is afraid of you...and it should be. You will never be whole, Arthur Curry. Never. I have come to end the fear."
my current job
"Sir, Disney's considering buying us."
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
A Reluctant Lion
"Whoops, almost broadcast that tape. Good thing the boss didn't see that."
"Pardon me, you dropped your handkerchief!"
The Video Guy
"This show was a lot better twenty years ago when it was called Friends."
Edited by atimnie on Nov 6th 2018 at 10:39:15 AM
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
Unsuccessful video game spinoffs
"Leftover items still have value!"
Motivational speeches that didn't work
"Pardon me, you dropped your handkerchief!"