Hunger Games Simulator

Finally.... after a long wait.... let us begin Season 189: A New Battle Royale! To start, let me quote our old "friend", President Coriolanus Snow (and many others): "Happy Hunger Games! And may the odds be ever in your favor!"

Opening Battle Music: Night of Fate (KHFM) - Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5 ReMIX (Extended)

Let us all welcome our tributes of this glourious Season!

Now.... WELCOME TO THE BLOODBATH!

• A lot of them just runs away.
• SCP-PAMA, huh? I'm actually pretty impressed by that one.
• Mugging others for Super Smash Bros. invitations.
• Absol isn't impressed by Fennec's fuck ups last time, and kills her.
• Ichigo's luck ran out so quickly. And one of the killers was one of the chipmunks. RIP Marceline. At least someone else (that being Panther Cap) got a karmic death.
• Two bunch of tributes separately works out temporary alliances, while another shares whatever they have.
• And Tomura's got a Zweihander. Or is that Hans Landa's severed hand? No, it's not.

Welcome to Day 1!

• Even Yokai has his standards, so he tried to kill Brittany with phantoms. It failed. They flirted with her instead.
• Nemo goes right back to being a jerkass, it seems.
• A badass battle!
• Absol wins a dance off. What.
• Chocolat is saved in the nick of time.
• Magic shows and cults.
• Somebody actually cares for the Penguin.
• No deaths today.

Fallen Tributes: A fairly bloodless start. We have Fennec, Marceline and Panther Cap.

edited 13th Dec '17 8:46:50 PM by dave_the_assassin

You know, the Nose could technically qualify for Smash Bros since Miitopia is a Nintendo game. And jeez, surprising no-one whatsoever, Absol is already being an ass. I swear to god if he wins...

edited 13th Dec '17 3:44:25 PM by worldofdrakan

-sigh-

YES! PANTHER CAP IS DEAD!

Thank you, thank you, thank you! Now please let Kazuichi win without any hardships!

And speaking of Kazuichi, lol! I can totally see him doing that to Tomura! Well, he would if Tomura wasn't able to disintegrate him just by touching him...

Right, derp. Still IC either way!

edited 13th Dec '17 3:51:55 PM by Psychedelicate

Actually, that was Tomura giving a fake euology for Kazuichi. It doesn't matter, though, because I could see Tomura doing that as well.

Aaand Daybreaker's arch-nemesis from the Halloween Episode got insta-killed. I was so hyped for their fight.

edited 13th Dec '17 3:56:47 PM by TroperNo9001

Hell, I wanted her to confront Yotsuyu myself, but since she's shelved until the next Death Battle...

SCP-682, YOU BETTER NOT GO OUT LIKE A WIMP!

Seems that the chipmunks are off on a good start.

Battle Music: Final Fantasy XIII - Saber's Edge (Extended)

And here comes Night 1!

• Another lucky coin toss.
• The Koopalings has a Luke moment.
• I.... don't know, 682.
• Count Chocula's comedy routine went TERRIBLY wrong.
• Cure Chocolat/Daybreaker OTP.
• A yo mama fight doesn't end well for the running nose.
• Careful when to say that others don't exist.
• Franklin declares himself final boss. We'll see.....

Entering Day 2.... NOW!

• ....are you willing to take back those words now, Franklin? Thankfully he lives.
• Zer0 and Nemo prank calls our President Coriolanus Snow.
• George just want to sleep. That lazy bum!
• A vinegar tried to kill the US with a dagger. It almost succeeded, but still failed.
• Uh.... You Koopalings sure doing that wouldn't be a case of Brother–Sister Incest?
• Wander wins a dance off.
• No microbots were harmed by mousetraps during the making of this Season.
• Absol got what he deserves.

Fallen Tributes: One extra number of death from before. We have Count Chocula, Running Nose, Aya and Absol. 7 dead, 41 29 (thanks for the tip, TroperNo9001) to go.

edited 13th Dec '17 9:02:08 PM by dave_the_assassin

Don't you mean 29? Cause I had to check the Reaping to make sure we didn't accidentally add any more podium finishers to make it 48.

Yes, thank you very much for the tip.

Beware of Danganronpa characters, folks - the Disproportionate Retribution is strong in this one.

And on that note, Himiko is no longer a pacifist.

Also, Kazuichi and Tomura have been involved together in two events already! Are the resident Woobies of the season actually starting to become friends!?

There's something really lame about Marceline, who had easily one the most awesome victories in HGS history, die on the first day.

Koopalings, no! If Brittany is your sister, wouldn't Eleanor also be?

Also I could see Croire shredding metal (also, she's a girl)

edited 13th Dec '17 11:19:49 PM by Zanreo

sorry about that. Exams had REALLY took its toll.

And now.... if you thought that was bad..... then THIS shall be our Wham Episode! MUUAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Battle Music:

• Linkin Park - Papercut (Instrumental)
• Linkin Park - Don't Stay (Instrumental)
• Linkin Park - Tinfoil/Powerless (Instrumental)

Enter Night 2

• That's the second time, Wander!
• Chipmunk Fantastic Racism, anyone?
• God-Tier George R. R. Martin? Oh, Crap! No wonder this is a Wham Episode.
• Himiko has a Darth Vader moment.
• Careful with what you offer.
• The SCP Foundation would rather sponsor PAMA than SCP-682.
• Speaking of 682... he knew too much.
• Why would you think Yokai would be your child's daddy, Brittany? He tried to kill you before!
• Zer0 goes down.... HARD.
• And Leopold, I am fucking disappoint.

With Day 2 overall finished, welcome to Day 3!

• Megumin, I am also disappoint.
• Why don't you just kill her? She's been a Cute and Psycho all this time!
• [REFIROTH INTENSIFIES].
• We have a Disproportionate Retribution galore here.
• The light.... destroys the sun? Anyway, RIP Daybreaker.
• Yokai stole Kazuichi's bike. Fortunately, Ichi there got his bike back.
• Franklin shows his maniacal side.
• God!George Martin does yet another Disproportionate Retribution. On the other hand, it's also a Karmic Death for the Koopalings, because they just killed 682.
• Finally, a water bottle kills the last two fallen tributes.

FALLEN TRIBUTES: Hoo boy. You're not gonna like this list. The deceased are.... USBall, SCP-682, Zer0, Leopold Goenitz, Megumin, PAMA, Daybreaker, Croire, the Koopalings, Captain Nemo and Yes Man. Sorry to a lot of you guys.
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NOT!!!! Hahahahahaha!!!!

edited 14th Dec '17 12:49:55 AM by dave_the_assassin

...and BOTH of them died already, dammit

Anyway, Croire is being creepy... and I'd like to know about the Koopalings' true form. I could also see them making sarcastic comments about the others

edited 14th Dec '17 12:51:11 AM by Zanreo

Himiko, Kazuichi, perfect reaction images there.

And G.R.R. Martin does what he does best.

Oh, the irony, Daybreaker.

Man, Nintendo really wants Wander.

Alright, final update before I go to sleep again (I've been doing that in the gap between the last one and this one). I'll be expecting a slight stall in updates starting tomorrow due to camping activities my school is having tomorrow to Saturday, but I think I should be fine.

Battle Music:

• Kingdom Hearts Re:Chain of Memories - The Force in You (Rearrangement)
• Kingdom Hearts Re:Chain of Memories - Graceful Assassin (Reaarangement Redux)

Let us all pray for the best in Night 3!

• It's official: If George R. R. Martin does a lecture, prepare to see Characters Dropping Like Flies.
• The Riddler has a small but toasty feast.
• A weird ass bean boozled challenge.
• A bunch of tributes sleep together.
• Pocket sand seems to be Wander's one true weakness.
• Somebody we know (Franklin) isn't the Final Boss that he thought he would be.
• Kazuichi goes Leatherface. That can't be good!

Happy Hunger Games in Day 4!

• Then Kazuichi also meets an odd flower.
• A bloodthirsty plant wants a sacrifice, and it gets just that.
• Wander is Genre Savvy enough to try and kill Eleanor. It didnt work.
• Himiko escapes death. Dang, Refiroth.
• George narrowly escapes being blown up.
• Somebody's sick and tired of being sick and tired.
• Yokai starts to ante up his game. RIP Chocolat.
• And what a wedgie, Brittany!

Fallen Tributes: A decrease. We have Running Fridge, Alex Jones, Tomura Shigaraki, Pussy Willow, Franklin Clinton, the Penguin and Cure Chocolat. 25 dead in 4 days? Huh, must have been a new record. But to be fair, I was pressurized by time due to the sheer Development Hell this season has.

edited 14th Dec '17 6:56:34 AM by dave_the_assassin

G.R.R. Martin's being so in-character, he's gonna be the most murderous again!

Especially since he killed all 7 Koopalings along with everyone else

GOD. FUCKING. DAMN IT. I WANTED TOMURA TO GO OUT IN A MUCH MORE CLIMACTIC WAY THAN THAT.

No joke, I am actually REALLY upset about this.

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But then again, could we possibly interpret this as Tomura pulling a Padme and simply losing the will to live?

edited 14th Dec '17 6:30:49 AM by worldofdrakan

Goddammit Franklin. Also he was cooking meth a bit earlier. I guess he's been hanging out with Trevor too much.

This.....MAKES ME VERY ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!

JUST ONCE CAN I HAVE A TRIBUTE WIN AGAIN?