The Pyrrha is gonna get broken.
If you give Sonic The Hedgehog a chilidog
The Absolute Madman
If you give a raven a cinder, it will inspect it carefully. It will the determine that it's not food, and tell its raven friends that the weirdo handing out cinders is obviously confused as to what ravens eat.
If you give a princess a peach...
my current job
...the turtles will invade.
If you give a wraith a ring...
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Blitzy....
The Senate
You get another Fire Emblem character in Smash.
If you give Supreme Calamitas a theme song...
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Facing the consequences.
You get some good music.
If you give a skeleton a trumpet...
Toby Fox is the only person to make an mpreg homestuck rock opera and then compose music for smash bros.
Strongest In History
The Senate
You get a lot of angry Waluigi cultists.
If you give Ganon the Triforce...
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
...
You're doing it wrong.
If you give a Presidentnote a steamroller...
...
The Ice Queen
...it'll be very useful next campaign season.
If you give Superman a sketchbook...
... he will draw, really hard, enough to destroy the pages in it.
If you give a person who like jazz a forum game...
The Senate
They won't stop posting in other threads about it.
If you give Emperor_Ing a computer keyboard that stops functioning at seemingly random moments...
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Se makes a po with a fw missng letterss.
If you give Candle Jack some shapes and a riddle...
Blitzy....
I'm back, I guess.
Then she'll cause chaos in the hero academy she attends!
If I give Godzilla a slice of chocolate cake...
I can't think of a good signature.
Tief girl with eartude
They'll enact a Gaias Vengence against the entire cocoa industry to make it more ethical!
If you give a rogue a flank.
Edited by Bisected8 on Aug 31st 2021 at 4:45:15 PM
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Blitzy....
You get a critical hit.
If you give a horror movie character some common sense...
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Waxen Pinion
You will get a 30 min movie.
If you give a captain a nuke.
No one's going to cry on my behalf even if I'm sad...
HORRIBLE things maker
Blitzy....
You get a gamer dog.
If you give Anakin Skywalker a bucket of sand....
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Angry babby
You'll be force choked one day.
If you give a politician a Twitter account... I do some cleanup and then I enjoy shows you probably think are cringe.
Blitzy....
You get a lot of stupid arguments.
If you give Superman a copy of Brightburn
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Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His)
Reviving thread.
His heat vision will burn brighter.
If you give KAFU a job at the Arkham Asylum...
Edited by YourEternalTroper on Mar 25th 2023 at 1:09:28 AM
Everything that lives is designed to end...
Well, Scar's gonna get killed.
If you give a Cinder a Pyrrha
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