The Video Guy
I call the Pink one!
Waiter, there are dirty stares at the perceived sexism in my post... in my soup.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
my current job
I'll be honest, I'm more worried about the actual sexists who'll tell the more articulate feminists to get back in the kitchen, sir. Those guys have the bigger fanbases.
Too far?
Waiter! There's Phish in my soup!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
real eyes realise real lies. william fries
Well, why don't you phish it out!
Waiter! There's a pickle in my soup!
Im on a long hiatus/quitted because im burnt out sorry
Braids From S286 Not Included
Waiter, there's a bad review about this new movie that I like in my soup!
True story, but please don't ask me about it.
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Nov 26th 2018 at 7:59:19 PM
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Dagded Dujardin
Just throw it away!
Waiter! There is a still-living dragon in my soup!
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
You ordered Dark Soup, after all!
Waiter! There is John Marston in my soup!
Oh Captain!~
Oh, come on! We made our cooks work long hours without pay for that!
Waiter! King Julien's feet are in my soup!
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Facing the consequences.
Okay, i will move it off of your table.
Waiter! There's a playing card motif in my soup!
Edited by HyperReal on Nov 26th 2018 at 8:21:06 AM
Toby Fox is the only person to make an mpreg homestuck rock opera and then compose music for smash bros.
Oh Captain!~
What? Do I look like the Queen of Hearts to you?
Waiter! There's a mysterious blond wig in my soup, and it smells like mothballs!
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
I do believe it belongs to Lucius Malfoy (Take That!).
Waiter! There's a Giant Spider in my soup!
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
Oh Captain!~
Sorry, that was supposed to go to the customer with crippling arachnophobia as part of their exposure therapy. I'll go get you a new one.
Waiter! There's a bunch of banana peels in my soup!
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Braids From S286 Not Included
Okay, who's been playing Mario Kart here?
Waiter, there's some Chemical X in my soup!
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Dagded Dujardin
Drink it, it'll grant you superpowers.
Waiter! There's a One Ring in my soup!
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
Oh Captain!~
Sorry about that. We thought cooking it would destroy it, but obviously that didn't work.
Waiter! The Star Wars Holiday Special is playing in my soup!
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Dagded Dujardin
HAND IT OVER! WE MUST DESTROY IT!
Waiter! There's a Krabby Patty in my soup
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
The Video Guy
Well, it's mostly tiny shellfish, and you ordered the seafood chowder, so...
Waiter, there's a prolonged power outage in my soup.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.I'll go get the candles.
Waiter! There's something invisible in my soup!
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
Oh Captain!~
What are you talking about? I can't see anything.
Waiter! There's another person's soup in my soup! And it's not even the same soup!
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
my current job
That's funny, the guy in the booth next to you complained about the same thing...
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Waiter! There's set design in my soup!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
The Video Guy
No, you're wrong, the soup is the set design.
Waiter, there's a sweet transvestite in my soup.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
Dagded Dujardin
He's just a sweet tranvestite, from transexual, transylvaniaaaa!!
Waiter there's a Majin Buu in my soup!
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
Oh Captain!~
Which form? Please be specific so we can process your ticket.
Waiter! There's a backyard barbecue happening in my soup!
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying insideWell, what are you waiting for? Join in and enjoy!
Waiter! There's a Monster Book of Monsters in my soup!
Edited by Miss_Desperado on Nov 30th 2018 at 9:42:55 AM
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
Dagded Dujardin
Well just put it in the trash where it belongs.
Waiter! There's a Waluigi in my soup
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
Just let it go outside, it's scaring off my clients.
Waiter! There are Power Rangers in my soup!
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."