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unfortunatezorua from the old, in the new yesterday (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
#201: Mar 27th 2019 at 8:58:29 PM

Roses are red

It's time to hit the pub

Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
#202: Mar 28th 2019 at 1:23:13 AM

Rose is quite red with anger, you see

From what sorrowful Violet did accidnt'ly


Roses are red, we all know

And we know how that old poem should go

But I'll mess with the form

And depart from the norm

And then post it. You like? Yes or no?


The roses in the garden were quite red

The violets were purplish and blue

I write quite well pentameter iambic

As Shakespeare did, I'm sure that you can too


Roses are orange

Violets are pink

Your old film cartridges

Really stink

Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
WhiteCheddaPikachu A Kitsune Balancing Act from a place upstate where the cats bump into gates Since: Nov, 2018 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
A Kitsune Balancing Act
#203: Mar 28th 2019 at 1:26:01 AM

Roses, they are red/ violets a nice shade of blue/ I rhyme a haiku

Sturgeon's Law is too YMMV for page examples, so WHY is it not a YMMV trope!?
BrightLight from the Southern Water Tribe. Since: May, 2014 Relationship Status: 700 wives and 300 concubines
#204: Mar 28th 2019 at 6:14:37 AM

Roses are red

Violets are blue

You were my brother, Anakin.

I loved you.

LikeAPie A Lonely Piece Of Pie from White Paper Plate, Glass Table Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
A Lonely Piece Of Pie
#205: Mar 28th 2019 at 2:12:01 PM

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Pewdiepie bought subscribers

That may or may not be true.

Sitting on a plate is like isolation. Yes, you'll be sad at first, but after a while, you'll accept it!
WhiteCheddaPikachu A Kitsune Balancing Act from a place upstate where the cats bump into gates Since: Nov, 2018 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
A Kitsune Balancing Act
#206: Mar 29th 2019 at 8:29:42 AM

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Lilacs are purple

Sunflowers are yellow

Dandelions are white

And also not flowers

What a bunch of liars

Sturgeon's Law is too YMMV for page examples, so WHY is it not a YMMV trope!?
BrightLight from the Southern Water Tribe. Since: May, 2014 Relationship Status: 700 wives and 300 concubines
#207: Mar 29th 2019 at 6:25:21 PM

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

I love Animated Optimus

And you should too.

Emperor_Ing The Senate from Lunar Area 32 Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
The Senate
#208: Mar 29th 2019 at 6:36:42 PM

Roses are red

Terminus is too

If you're not a god

It's going to kill you


Roses are red

Draedon's insane

He's probably harder

Than Cthulhu's brain

How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
TroperNo9001 Space Molly Weasley from the Living Quarters Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
#209: Mar 29th 2019 at 10:23:07 PM

Rustbloods are red

Bluebloods are blue

Purples are Ax-Crazy

And the Violets, too!

"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"
CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#210: Mar 29th 2019 at 10:28:29 PM

Roses are red

Kyrie eleison

Where has all

My popcorn gone?

Edited by CustardAndPie on Mar 29th 2019 at 12:28:51 PM

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
YooberBop Questionable Arcana from Venezia Since: Nov, 2018 Relationship Status: All is for my lord
Questionable Arcana
#211: Mar 30th 2019 at 12:38:08 AM

Roses are red, horses eat hay,

“Getting bullied? Just act less gay”

Maruki did nothing wrong.
ReikoKazama Miyamoto Musashi from Tasmania, Australia Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Married to the music
Miyamoto Musashi
#212: Mar 30th 2019 at 12:41:41 AM

Roses are red
The '80s were groovy
SNK Heroines
Has no opening movie

FC: SW-1445-0294-1719/PSN: TekkenGirl4Lyfe/Currently playing: Fate/Samurai Remnant
WhiteCheddaPikachu A Kitsune Balancing Act from a place upstate where the cats bump into gates Since: Nov, 2018 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
A Kitsune Balancing Act
#213: Mar 30th 2019 at 7:13:58 AM

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Why did we call them violets?

Oh yeah cause they're clearly purple


Roses are red

Latanas are orange

the only word that rhymes

with it is sporange

Sturgeon's Law is too YMMV for page examples, so WHY is it not a YMMV trope!?
atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
#214: Mar 30th 2019 at 11:20:07 AM

Roses are red

Or yellow, or pink

But those are left out

And that really does stink

Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
TroperNo9001 Space Molly Weasley from the Living Quarters Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
#215: Mar 30th 2019 at 10:42:41 PM

The botanical species in the genus Rosa reflect photons with a wavelength of 625-740 nm

The botanical species in the genus Viola reflect photons with a wavelength of 450-495 nm

The disaccharide with the molecular formula of C12H22O11 stimulates the tastebuds sensitive to sweetness

And so does the human being who is processing this sesquipedalian literary work with their ocular sensors

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Mar 31st 2019 at 1:43:14 AM

"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"
BrightLight from the Southern Water Tribe. Since: May, 2014 Relationship Status: 700 wives and 300 concubines
ReikoKazama Miyamoto Musashi from Tasmania, Australia Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Married to the music
Miyamoto Musashi
#217: Mar 31st 2019 at 1:37:51 AM

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I need USB 3

But have USB 2.

FC: SW-1445-0294-1719/PSN: TekkenGirl4Lyfe/Currently playing: Fate/Samurai Remnant
Emperor_Ing The Senate from Lunar Area 32 Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
The Senate
#218: Mar 31st 2019 at 4:27:27 AM

Roses are red

The purple worm can talk

For completing Terminus

I got a rock

How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
BrightLight from the Southern Water Tribe. Since: May, 2014 Relationship Status: 700 wives and 300 concubines
#219: Apr 1st 2019 at 10:03:12 PM

Roses are blue

Violets are red

I'm bored enough

To bump up this thread.

alnair20aug93 🍊orange fursona🧡 from Furrypines (Long Runner) Relationship Status: Chocolate!
🍊orange fursona🧡
#220: Apr 1st 2019 at 10:06:16 PM

Roses are thorny

Pranks are tools

I just want to say

Happy April Fools.

ᜇᜎᜈ᜔ᜇᜈ᜔|I DO COMMISSIONS|ᜇᜎᜈ᜔ᜇᜈ᜔
unfortunatezorua from the old, in the new yesterday (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
#221: Apr 2nd 2019 at 1:00:15 AM

Reds are violet

Blues are roses

While light beams are murdering everyone

The Wii Fit Trainer fucking poses

[down] Violets are blue, Krillin has no nose, I'd like to welcome you, To the world of Super Smash Bros

Edited by unfortunatezorua on Apr 2nd 2019 at 11:00:13 PM

Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
#222: Apr 2nd 2019 at 7:23:55 AM

Roses are red

And pink, and yellow

That previous post

Like, man, what the hell, yo

Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
TroperNo9001 Space Molly Weasley from the Living Quarters Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
#223: Apr 2nd 2019 at 8:40:59 AM

Pula ang mga rosas

Bughaw ang mga lila

Masaya ang pagsusulat

Sa inyong sariling wika

"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"
Emperor_Ing The Senate from Lunar Area 32 Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
The Senate
#224: Apr 2nd 2019 at 8:44:08 AM

Roses are red

Primal Aspids can fly

I hate them so much

I hope they all die


Roses are red

Radiance has floof

If you're not prepared

You're gonna get oofed

How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
DefRevenge24601 Strongest In History from Beyond The Void (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Strongest In History
#225: Apr 2nd 2019 at 9:08:20 AM

Roses are red

I'm no longer new

I was so bored

I accidentally a homebrew

"DIO is the ultimate being! The being of the future! Dare you not to rival me!"

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