Classy up a meme

"How can you determine whether or not a person follows a diet which includes no animal products? You do not have to worry about testing someone if they follow said diet, it is easy! They will-"

"protect the rights of non-Homo-sapiens-animals, make the planet Earth, which we live on, a better place to live on as an alternative of the food you choose to eat for the reason that it tastes good (which is being a tomfool to the non-Homo-sapiens-animals which are breed for the purposes of eating) whenever the topic of food, and the ethics of it, needs to be brought up."

"How do you know if someone is vegan? Oh, don't worry! They'll-" "defend animals and the planet instead of your selfish taste buds, when the subject aries.

Bump!

One member who looks like a Homo sapiens who self-identifies as a female, who has threadlike strands that mammals have that is a great distance from one end to the other and has upper body covering made from cloth that is colored like Citrus lemon and appears to be possessing a Chihuahua in her arms: The person who owns this Canis lupus familiaris, i.e. me, gives the Canis lupus familiaris nutritious substances designed to be edible for Canis lupus familiaris that does not contain any animal products and has different elements in the correct proportions that is received after I give my veterinarian in a veterinarian hospital department where outpatients are given medical treatment or advice, especially of a specialist nature metal coins and banknotes, the result being that no non-Homo sapiens-animals have to conclude their lives, while my Canis lupus familiaris while still getting the nourishment necessary for growth.

A number of Homo sapiens who believe that what the Homo sapien said above is causing harm to the above Canis lupus familiaris whose owner is a Homo sapiens: I am currently expressing great shock at the fact that you are willfully causing pain or suffering to others, or feeling no concern about it to a living organism that feeds on organic matter, typically having specialized sense organs and nervous system and able to respond rapidly to stimuli! However, making long, narrow cuts in a living organism that feeds on organic matter, typically having specialized sense organs and nervous system and able to respond rapidly to stimuli for the reason that I take delight and pleasure in the distinct taste of a living organism that feeds on organic matter, typically having specialized sense organs and nervous system and able to respond rapidly to stimuli! However, making long, narrow cuts in the throttle that belongs to a living organism that feeds on organic matter, typically having specialized sense organs and nervous system and able to respond rapidly to stimuli whose life has been concluded is an acceptable reason for doing the preceding actions.

Said Homo sapiens, however, the following quotes are said one-at-a-time: "That actions that you do are disobeying the course of nature!" "The Homo sapien that I am yelling at to stop preforming the actions that the Homo sapien is doing is dastardly!" "I my opinion, said Homo sapien should be able to digest the flesh of an animal!" "The collection of Homo sapiens that you see here, self-identify as the Homo sapiens are a brave collection of Homo sapiens who fight behind the part of a computer that has the letters, numbers, and other symbols on it, and is used for typing things!" "Conclude your status as a living Homo sapien!" "The Canis lupus familiaris that you have should be removed from you, as you treat the Canis lupus familiaris poorly!" "All of the Homo sapiens found here are unaware of the truth!"

Homo sapien dressed in the darkest color: Those Homo sapiens are correct in their assumption that veganism in unnatural in Canis lupus familiaria. Due to the fact that the fallacy that states that natural things are better than unnatural things. The Homo sapien that I am talking to should feed the Canis lupus familaris some dead living organisms that feeds on organic matter, typically having specialized sense organs and nervous system and able to respond rapidly to stimuli.

Said Homo sapien dressed in the darkest color climbs a series of bars designed to reach high places, and pushes said brave collection of Homo sapiens who fight behind the part of a computer that has the letters, numbers, and other symbols on it, and is used for typing things in a tool designed for grinding dead animals.

Homo sapien dressed in the darkest color: I am one hundred percent certain of the fact that they will freely offer to do that task willingly. They are against harming non-Homo sapiens-animals, when you get down to it.

Said number of Homo sapiens who believe that what the Homo sapien said above is causing harm to the above Canis lupus familiaris whose owner is a Homo sapiens,said one-at-a-time: "I express disagreement with the actions that you are doing!" "Cease the actions that you are undertaking!" "Do not kill the brave collection of Homo sapiens who fight behind the part of a computer that has the letters, numbers, and other symbols on it, and is used for typing things!" "I am expressing great emotion due to the fact I am a Homo sapien who engages in behavior that does not match my own!"

Homo sapien dressed in dark colors: This home-made nutritious substances designed to be edible for Canis lupus familiaris was made for you, so, eat up, Canis lupus familiaria. Acquire some muscle-building nutwients.

Canis lupus familiaria: I am extremely happy due to the fact that you gave me corpses of Homo sapiens who engage in behavior that does not match their own!

orginal source: https://pupaveg.tumblr.com/post/172032652992/342-vegan-pets-the-reason-this-drama-caught-my

EDIT: Needed to delete unecassary quotation marks. Also, to make the second-to-last line sound like the orginal.

Edited by Playing_with_boy on Jun 6th 2019 at 7:11:24 AM

I am almost done fulfilling my wish to put a harsh conclusion to this very male Homo sapiens' life in his livelihood of choice.

This sudden metamorphosis of my physical state is not the one that is at the end of my cycle of metamorphosis.

Every Homo sapien on the planet Earth, counting (I know that this is surprising) Homo sapiens who identify as female in animated works excrete waste matter discharged from the Homo sapiens body:

In this great sphere of Earth, many animated works are consumed and enjoyed by the masses. My question is, is there any works that use many pictures displayed quickly that has Homo sapiens who identify as female excreting waste matter? Do not count the Japan animation or anything related to it.

The purpose of Tvtropes is not to make it easier to locate the necessary supplies to do indecent actions using said supplies.

Source here: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=15567751220A41165100&page=1

Edited by Playing_with_boy on Jun 4th 2019 at 5:31:27 AM

Wherefore art thou is the human infant?

Edited by BrightLight on Jun 17th 2019 at 12:15:17 AM

I feel extremely repulsed by the human male whom I consider to have the qualities of garbage.

I am very disgusted with the trashy man

I left my dwellings in order to have an increase of dopamine and I am experiencing with truthfulness the feeling that I am having aggression taken towards my person at this very moment in time.

"I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now"

"Existance in of itself as a contractor of this extremely capitalistic system hellbent towards counteracting entropy through any means necessary, my state as a contractor being known as a "Magical girl", in this scenario, Is truly agonizing for every moment that I continue this dreadful life."

being meguca is suffering

"Help! I am trapped in the midst of a great conflict between two nations! The soldiers in this world ride on the backs of strange creatures resembling dinosaurs, and they wield primitive bows and arrows. I was given a sword, but it is of no use in this battle."

"There is a war going on! Even dinosaurs are here...and they use bows and arrows. My sword is unbelievably dull."^note Yes, the way the voice actor says the line makes it sound like the dinosaurs are the ones with the bows and arrows, so I "corrected" it.

Edited by WillyFourEyes on Jun 17th 2019 at 7:47:25 AM

Captain of the ship! My eyes are cast upon an iceberg perilously in our path!

Are you arriving in this location for the purpose of having a heated exchange, or have you come to this specific location for s**ual intercourse involving the lower part of body that belongs to a Homo sapien?

Allow me to enter this establishment! I repeat, allow me to enter this establishment!

As of this moment, things are just fantastic in the primal sense.

You will bequeath unto me a single ovulation of the Gallus Domesticus!

Sinister and formidable creatures in the skeletonization stage of decomposition deliver involuntary tremors through one's vertebral column

These decomposed creature's high-pitched vocalizations emanating from their skull will cause you to be surprised down to one's ethereal form, making one's demise inevitable this very time from sunset to sunrise.

Edited by CustardAndPie on Jun 24th 2019 at 12:03:34 PM

I, along with the three male individuals with which I share companionship.

The matter in which Jet died was, at most, vague.

My immediate matutinal cognition is that of intensive hormonal activity.

The only regulation of life that I would give to other Homo sapiens is the following: Make sure to preform the action of being kind, nice, and outstanding to the Homo sapiens you'll meet.

gonna edit it so it's more verbose sometime soon.

Edited by Playing_with_boy on Jul 5th 2019 at 12:10:59 PM

I am prepared to terminate this gentleman's entire occupation.

Is there a possibility that yours truly would place their furniture for sleeping that was constructed in the video game Minecraft directly adjacent to your furniture for sleeping? (Onomatopoeia for laughter) That was merely a humorous thing that yours truly said. Unless... that plan was for more... interesting purposes...

The apparent programming error preventing you from encountering your desired adventure of moderate rarity is, in fact, quite intentional, as you are not permitted to encounter the same such adventure multiple times consecutively.

An anthropomorphic kitchen sponge is engaging in a period of rest, located on a flying vehicle made from thin sheets of pulp wood, with an anthropomorphic bag designed to contain vomit.

Anthropomorphic bag designed to contain vomit:
Anthropomorphic kitchen sponge, this anthropomorphic bag designed to contain vomit has the belief that we should conclude this period of rest. This anthropomorphic bag designed to contain vomit delivers you comfort, but, to oppose that claim, I have been close to perishing due to submersion in dihydrogen monoxide five times, our supply of flying vehicle made from thin sheets of pulp wood being exhausted, and, to conclude my reasons why we should get out of this swimming pool, an anthropomorphic numeral four did not, in fact, even allow us contest or authorization to permit us to the action we're doing!

Anthropomorphic kitchen sponge:
You, anthropomorphic bag designed to contain vomit, do not possess faith to allow me to partake in the actions that I'm doing.

Anthropomorphic bag designed to contain vomit:
I do, in fact, possess faith for you to partake in the actions you're doing.

Anthropomorphic Mexican food containing meat, beans, lettuce, fish, wrapped in a fried tortilla:
ANTHROPOMORPHIC BAG DESIGNED TO CONTAIN VOMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

Anthropomorphic bag designed to contain vomit:
A single arbitrary amount of time, anthropomorphic kitchen sponge! I shall not allow my memory to delete your presence! (the following words are vocalized to an anthropomorphic Mexican food containing meat, beans, lettuce, fish, wrapped in a fried tortilla) Anything you desire to say to me?

Anthropomorphic Mexican food containing meat, beans, lettuce, fish, wrapped in a fried tortilla:
(the following words are vocalized at a fast speed) I desire your presence with me!

Anthropomorphic bag designed to contain vomit:
If the possibility that you do not understand that I have a great deal to do is true, then I have a great deal to do.

Anthropomorphic Mexican food containing meat, beans, lettuce, fish, wrapped in a fried tortilla:
I encourage you to hurry up, you are, to sum up the most important aspects, the anthropometric bag designed to contain vomit I have a desire to emit more than one distinct meaningful element of speech, as of right now! And, to conclude my reasons on why I want to talk to you, it has been a great period of time since I done said action!

Anthropomorphic bag designed to contain vomit:
I agree with your sentiment, but, to oppose your claim, is the rumor true that you are having a bond of mutual respect with the anthropomorphic purple round candy on a stick?

Anthropomorphic Mexican food containing meat, beans, lettuce, fish, wrapped in a fried tortilla:
I have bond of deep admiration for her that goes both ways, I give you gratitude for that, but, as of this moment, I do not find her presence enjoyable, but, to oppose your claim, would it be possible for us to not emit vocalizations that are related to the subject matter of team Bleh?

Anthropomorphic bag designed to contain vomit:
(the following words are vocalized in a manner that conveys mockery or contempt) I have a feeling that I should apologize before saying the following words, but, to counter your claim that we should not emit vocalizations related to the subject matter of your team, team Bleh, I currently possess the idea that I do to the action that suggested just right now. I am in currently in the state of believing that you require serious consideration of what the anthropomorphic objects on team Bleh think of you! You are a member, with seven other anthropomorphic objects, in the team known as Bleh by the Battle for Dream Island Wiki!
Anthropomorphic Mexican food containing meat, beans, lettuce, fish, wrapped in a fried tortilla:
(the following words are vocalized in a way that produces much noise) The advice that you gave to me is not useful in the situation I am currently in, for the reason that I cannot understand the vocalizations you're emitting, so my ears cannot perceive what you are sayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyying!
Anthropomorphic bag designed to contain vomit:
(the following words are vocalized in a way that produces much noise to the anthropomorphic Mexican food containing meat, beans, lettuce, fish, wrapped in a fried tortilla) At some point in the future, before your death, you will express gratitude towards me for giving you this advice! (the following words are said to the anthropomorphic kitchen sponge) I have deep sorrow for what just happened, the anthropomorphic kitchen sponge, because I erased you from my memory. I have a suggestion that we should play the game that's based off of tennis, played with small paddles and a ball bounced on a table divided by a net.

Anthropomorphic kitchen sponge:
I disagree with your suggestion. My suggestion is that, instead of playing the game based off of tennis, played with small paddles and a ball bounced on a table divided by a net, we instead play ping-pong, the informal name of the game you suggested.

This sequence of continuous action moves to another shot, which is what we've seen but from the anthropomorphic written work consisting of pages glued or sewn together along one side and bound in covers's way of looking at the looking at the anthropomorphic Mexican food containing meat, beans, lettuce, fish, wrapped in a fried tortilla via the means of an optical instrument used for looking at far-away objects.

Anthropomorphic written work consisting of pages glued or sewn together along one side and bound in covers:
That anthropomorphic Mexican food containing meat, beans, lettuce, fish, wrapped in a fried tortilla does not, currently, as of this moment, this is extreme, even for that anthropomorphic Mexican food containing meat, beans, lettuce, fish, wrapped in a fried tortilla, have a desire that is to communicate with this group! You will have to examine the facts I am giving you, anthropomorphic purple round candy on a stick! The object I am taking about, who is a girl, is in fact, the anthropomorphic Mexican food containing meat, beans, lettuce, fish, wrapped in a fried tortilla does not, currently, as of this moment, this is extreme, even for that anthropomorphic Mexican food containing meat, beans, lettuce, fish, wrapped in a fried tortilla who has maid up her mind to not emit vocalizations that are directed to the one speaking!

Anthropomorphic purple round candy on a stick:// (the following words are said in a manner that imply that she doesn't care about the subject) The person I am talking to is giving me a state of exhaustion.

The two characters we've seen talking to each other are stopped from continuing the conversation via the means of a sound that is a sloppy sucking noise. Because of this, they find the anthropomorphic hand tool made for chopping wood that has the color associated with the trait of femininity, pink, as the color of the place where the hand is when it's using the tool to cut wood.

Anthropomorphic hand tool made for chopping wood:// (the following words are said while said character is making the noise we heard earlier) Hello, people who identify as male.

Anything that tipped you off that this is based off of a BFDI transcript?

Edited by Playing_with_boy on Apr 9th 2020 at 3:17:38 AM

^ Took me a moment to realize this was a BFB reference.

EDIT: Well, because I was actually watching BFB 13 while I was looking at this thread.

I command you to bring a main accent or rhythmic unit in music or poetry into this area. Bring the beat in!

-Random female homo-sapien runs at full speed carrying a plate with a root vegetable on it- -cut to woman running in with a beet on a plate

Homo-sapien known as Beyonce, I will perform any task for you, no matter how ridiculous! Anything for you, Beyonce!

Edited by Routeferret on Jul 13th 2019 at 11:31:04 AM