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Jules-Firenze Druid Dude from somewhere in between Since: Apr, 2023 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Druid Dude
#583376: May 31st 2023 at 6:35:42 PM

Desmond and Morgan nearly spit out their milk at this tactic, and they let out a combined gasp.

Desmond: You FIEND! This is unforgivable!

he roars, but you can see from his face that he doesn't mean it, and is actually quite enjoying this. Morgan on her part is furiously trying to drink faster despite the Trick Room.

Morgan: <Alright then! If we're allowed to use moves...    Let's use Metal Sound.   >

she then lets out a piercing screech, rather like metal on chalk. Several of Atrin and Orchard's bottles explode before he can drink them (before they picked them up, so as not to hurt them.), but several of Desmond and Morgan's blow up as well.

Desmond: BY ARCEUS, MORGAN WE WASTED SO MUCH MIIIIIILLLKK!

he screams futilely, Milking the Giant Cow as he grabs the rest of the bottles, still slowed.

You piss off the Venom T-Rex. Roll initiative.
etran12 Curious Mind Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Curious Mind
#583377: May 31st 2023 at 6:46:04 PM

Moomoo Cafe

Atrin adjusts his glasses.

Atrin:A clever tactic, but it is nothing compared to my master plan! You see, by my calculations, you are incapable of drinking the milk bottles if they are ten feet in the air. Mimir! Psychic and hold them up high so this fool cannot drink them!

Mimir does so, lifting the bottles up with psychic energy.

Jules-Firenze Druid Dude from somewhere in between Since: Apr, 2023 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Druid Dude
#583378: May 31st 2023 at 7:17:50 PM

Morgan: <D-damnit! I can't drink all of them at once!>

she curses, trying her best to drink what she can. However, her straw technique is too slow. However, Desmond crosses his arms. He begins to laugh, long and loud.

Desmond: Who cares if the bottles are floating! Morgan, believe in yourself! If you can't, believe in me! Believe in the Desmond that believes in you! Now, let's make sure to drink it all at once! SACRED SWORD!

Morgan is shocked silent, but nods, laughing.

Morgan: Very well, Master! I am your sword!

she growls, beginning to charge her Wave-Motion Blade. She aims it towards the floating bottles.

Morgan: Vortigern, Hammer of the Vile King, reverse the rising sun. Swallow the light,    Excalibur Morgan!   

she screams, as the giant blade slices all the milk bottles at once. The milk begins to fall, and Desmond begins running around with his mouth open to catch as much as he can, while Morgan begins trying to catch drops on her appendage.

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etran12 Curious Mind Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Curious Mind
#583379: May 31st 2023 at 7:22:45 PM

Moomoo Cafe

As Atrin sees Desmond doing this, he screams in outrage as he is blown over by a wind that seems to come out of nowhere!

Atrin: How is it that a FOOL was able to defeat me! Know this, Desmond. I shall be reborn, and every descendant you have will lose a milk drinking contest to my spirit. So says Atrin.

Jules-Firenze Druid Dude from somewhere in between Since: Apr, 2023 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Druid Dude
#583380: May 31st 2023 at 7:56:41 PM

Desmond falls down, exhausted. Morgan floats down to him, and he cradles his partner.

Desmond: Hey... we did well... didn't we?

he coughs, while Morgan's eye widens.

Morgan: No! Come on Desmond, you need to wake up! You can't let the curse beat you!

Desmond: Ah... it's been a good fight. Now... I rest...

his hand flops down. Morgan, tears falling down, lets out a screeching Metal Sound.

Morgan: <NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!>

[[Mood Whiplash Desmond then starts snoring lightly.]] Morgan facepalms.

You piss off the Venom T-Rex. Roll initiative.
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#583381: May 31st 2023 at 8:51:57 PM

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To: Maggie

From: Chiyo

They wrote out Dactyl and my agency, even if it was your mentor.

Stormchaser

Chiyo: -Poking her head into a Stormchaser room where Team Nova currently is- Doc? I had a question, but Tagg's not around for it and I don't want to press him.

Doc: -Headtilt- <About?>

Chiyo: Back when I was at Darner's birthday, your teammates said that there were things I didn't know about Tagg that happened about a decade ago.

Doc: -With an unreadable expression on his face- <You'd be right.>

Chiyo: What did they... mean by that?

Crochet: -Seeing the look on Doc's face- <Um, maybe we should change the subjec-

Doc: <Cipher killed my mother in front of me when I was barely not a hatchling, then they Shadowed me, then Tagg rescued me when the J-Team raided Altru Tower. We both know... just how terrible they really are.>

-Angrily-

<I hate them, I still hate them, honestly I wish Tagg and Muddy and the others had killed more of them. The way I see it, the School's just Cipher for humans instead. Uxie said to you and Tagg Schoolkids are like empty vessels starting out, right? That's basically what being a Shadow Pokémon is like.>

Chiyo: -Thinking pose- Yeah, I guess you could say there are similarities there. Except we're built and Cipher has to turn mons that way.

Doc: <You're the first person to bother to ask us anything regarding Tagg, I think. Besides maybe Maggie and DS. I don't get it, maybe it's just anthropocentrism.>

Chiyo: What's Tagg's story with Cipher?

Crochet: <I think that's something he'd probably want to tell you himself, but it relates to what happened. The main guy, he's like to Tagg what that Dr. No Heart guy is to you.>

Chiyo: -Eyes narrow- That so?

Crochet: -Nods-

Edited by rmctagg09 on May 31st 2023 at 11:52:34 AM

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
QuantumMelody29 chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction from somewhere Since: Feb, 2018 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
#583382: Jun 1st 2023 at 1:13:19 PM

Moomoo farm drinking game

Kris: ...Are they?

Soul: <Yes. Look out!>

Some of the milk from the exploding bottles looks set to drench Kris, but hits a barely-visible barrier and drips harmlessly to the ground.

Kris: Sorry... Who won here? And what happened to Desmond?

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etran12 Curious Mind Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Curious Mind
#583383: Jun 1st 2023 at 1:16:35 PM

Moomoo Cafe

Atrin gets up, and looks around.

Atrin: Well, that was fun. Now let us never speak of it again.

QuantumMelody29 chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction from somewhere Since: Feb, 2018 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
#583384: Jun 1st 2023 at 1:20:57 PM

Moomoo cafe

Soul nods in agreement.

Soul: <Finally, someone smart around here.>

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Jules-Firenze Druid Dude from somewhere in between Since: Apr, 2023 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Druid Dude
#583385: Jun 1st 2023 at 7:07:11 PM

Desmond springs back up, soaked in milk. His expression is oddly serious.

Desmond: Agreed.

Morgan: That was weird.

the two nod. Desmond suddenly switches back to a cheery expression.

Desmond: Sooo, Kris, where you and Soul from?

You piss off the Venom T-Rex. Roll initiative.
QuantumMelody29 chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction from somewhere Since: Feb, 2018 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
#583386: Jun 2nd 2023 at 12:52:16 AM

moomoo farm

Kris looks confused and pauses for a second.

Kris: ...We're from around Veilstone.

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Jules-Firenze Druid Dude from somewhere in between Since: Apr, 2023 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Druid Dude
#583387: Jun 2nd 2023 at 1:44:43 AM

Desmond and Morgan look at each other like SCORE!

Desmond: I'll introduce us again. I'm Desmond, and this is Morgan, my sworn sword. ( Morgan: <And mentor!>) Yeah, mentor. That's Atrin and Mimir, and we're on our way to Veilstone to take on the gym leader!

Desmond yawns, still feeling a bit sleepy, and sheathes Morgan, letting her rest at his hip.

Desmond: I'm trying to be a knight. To do that, I must prove my strength. Good to meet you, Kris.

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etran12 Curious Mind Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Curious Mind
#583388: Jun 2nd 2023 at 8:06:49 AM

Moommoo Farm

Atrin: It's nice to meet you, Kris. We were just heading to Veilstone, actually.

Mimir is back to being quiet and watching everything, as if analyzing anything anyone can do.

AbsentCoder Some Rando from Doofenshmirtz Neutral Incorporated Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Some Rando
#583389: Jun 2nd 2023 at 9:02:19 AM

Hamlet, Past

With a satisfied sigh as Akatsuki looks up at the cabin, Kamui readjusts the jacket on her shoulders, putting out the flame she had been using to light the path.

"Another reminder of her, another enemy closer," she scoffed, raising her fist to knock.

Edited by AbsentCoder on Jun 2nd 2023 at 9:02:39 AM

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QuantumMelody29 chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction from somewhere Since: Feb, 2018 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
#583390: Jun 2nd 2023 at 12:39:11 PM

moomoo farm

Kris: Pleased to meet you.

They think for a second.

Kris: I used to be somewhat of a knight myself, in a way.

I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.
MasterJayAM Since: Mar, 2011
#583391: Jun 2nd 2023 at 1:52:42 PM

"Secret" School Skyscraper Office, Mesagoza

Dr. Valdés: Such things with rhythm. It's not unheard of as a principle, though usually its contexts were natural in origin and are accidental at most. Like people marching lock-step in bridges. But this is certainly the first time I've seen it used to alter and control behavior directly, and I certainly never expected to use music to initiate it.

Dr. Circhester: And since we're in the subject of sharing videos, I trust that the video of Tenor's work should be evidence enough.

Dr. Valdés: Cassander, if what you're saying is truly applicable, we're looking at something that could change the way we manage this organization if it applies as broadly as you believe it can be.

Dr. Circhester: One does admit that it's certainly worth examining thoroughly to see the full range of applications. We've got enough data to believe it can be used for crowd control during emergency situations. Now we'll see if we could use it as a tool for synergy.

He turns to Mr. Tenor.

Dr. Circhester: Consider this a path to a promotion, Mr. Tenor. Your work with these new schoolchildren are a path to advancement should you succeed in doing so.

The look on Dr. Valdés' face indicated cautious optimism. Although he remained somewhat skeptical of the claims, he was more than satisfied with Tenor's theoretical background.

Dr. Valdés: Follow me. Perhaps a few more introductions are in order.

He directed the three to a private elevator, then released a male Indeedee, who proceeded to pick up a tray cart.

Dr. Valdés: Sancho will take care of bringing your light snacks with us.

Dr. Circhester: Your new pupils await, Mr. Tenor.

etran12 Curious Mind Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Curious Mind
#583392: Jun 2nd 2023 at 7:31:39 PM

Moomoo Farm

Atrin: A knight? How'd you get a title like that? And I imagine Desmond here would like to know also.

Orchard walks up to Atrin, a bit wobbly, as if she had a bit too much milk. Atrin recalls her.

Jules-Firenze Druid Dude from somewhere in between Since: Apr, 2023 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Druid Dude
#583393: Jun 2nd 2023 at 8:28:26 PM

Desmond sighs sympathetically towards Orchard and pats the Appletun on the head. However, at Kris' proclamation, he and Morgan share a glance and immediately dash towards Kris, stopping from a full-on collision by a few inches.

Desmond: AtrinisrightIwouldliketoknow, excusemeyousaidyou'reaknightmayIseeyourskill?

he lets in a breath. Morgan pats him on the back as he coughs after that sudden burst of excitement, and, with a wheezing voice, Desmond translates for Morgan:

Morgan: <What my Master and Protege means to say, is that we want to see your skills.>

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CorvusAtrox from the Dueling Arena Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#583394: Jun 3rd 2023 at 6:21:47 AM

To: Chiyo

...Y'know I definitely expected the agency thing but that's right, they did write Dactyl out. Will definitely make sure that gets heard.

But speaking of... y'know, I don't think I've talked with Dactyl much that wasn't just talking with you. Which makes sense since you're a package deal, but...

Would they be down for popping down here with you and talking or stuff?

From: Maggie

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
AnotherMan Person, or Idea? from a solitary place Since: Jul, 2019 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Person, or Idea?
#583395: Jun 3rd 2023 at 7:24:00 AM

"Secret" School Skyscraper Office, Mesagoza

Mr. Tenor smirks upon hearing Dr. Circhester mention promotion and advancement. He scarfs down the rest of his churro, as subtly as he can. Then, he follows Dr. Valdés to the private elevator.

Mr. Tenor: Right-o. Let's have a proper look at these new pupils.

Asterisk395 No voice to cry suffering from Hallownest Since: Dec, 2017 Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
No voice to cry suffering
#583396: Jun 3rd 2023 at 12:23:53 PM

Ersatz Alliance

Logan: Just wants to live, probably.

West Province Area One, Paldea

-Megan comes to a halt less gracefully, planting her staff in the ground to catch a stumble-

Megan: Oh! Yes. :3

-she steps out a moment, wiping sweat dripping from her forehead-

-she chugs miscellaneous electrolyte drink, her Pokémon laying orbiting saltwater circles in the air-

-the Safeguards go up; Screens go up; Misty Terrain overtakes the turf-

Pollen:-flitting- <Data-collection later; today, getting in and back out is good enough. At the first sign of trouble—>

Megan: -grinning- I'll be fine.

Pollen used Bestow!

-Megan holds still while her armor's gambeson, prescription goggles, and a full layer of Substitute flash onto her-

-soft Empoleon metal melts and runs, coating her skull and one of her arms-

-...with the other, she reaches out and cups Daydre's unmasked face-

Megan: Have a good time, okay? Don't worry about anything out here. Get to know her, how it feels.

-she glances around at their Pokémon, poised or spectating-

Vee: -grinning supportively- <Why...are we okay with this, again?>

Pippy: <If it were your partner, wouldn't you?>

-Megan smiles, pressing her forehead to Daydre's-

Megan: -wink- I'll see you on the other side.

-Pippy wills the armor to completion-

-with her hands, Megan puts a mouthguard between her teeth-

Megan: -standing firm- 'eh'y.

No mind to think. No will to break.
memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#583397: Jun 3rd 2023 at 12:41:01 PM

Ersatz Alliance

Neodymium: ...Well, that's just dumb. Once I take over the Stormchaser, this shop will be next.

Okay, now to find clothes.

-she starts picking stuff out-

-apparently they make business suits in purple and teal-

-who knew?-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
QuantumMelody29 chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction from somewhere Since: Feb, 2018 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
#583398: Jun 3rd 2023 at 1:35:57 PM

moomoo farm

Kris is surprised, and slowly backs away as they gather their thoughts.

Kris: Okay, I suppose. You see, I was born with some...

There is a slight glow as a sword materializes in their hand.

Kris: ...Special abilities.

Soul: <They were not trained to grandstand like this.>

Kris handles their newly created sword and swings it around a bit as if they haven't for a while.

I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.
etran12 Curious Mind Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Curious Mind
#583399: Jun 3rd 2023 at 1:40:42 PM

Moomoo Cafe

Atrin and Mimir's eyes widen in unison.

Atrin: That's incredible! How did you do that? And how did you get these powers?

QuantumMelody29 chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction from somewhere Since: Feb, 2018 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
#583400: Jun 3rd 2023 at 1:48:51 PM

moomoo cafe

Kris: As I said, born with them. More specifically, I can use my psychic powers to create things like this sword, or barriers.

They demonstrate by summoning a small barrier in front of them.

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