What would happen if the next poster's avatar...

He'd sing them to sleep, and run away from them.

...Got locked in a closet?

A Kuzusouda fanfic would ensue. They'd bicker over whose fault it is that they got locked in there and try to cause some commotion to get one of their classmates to get them out.

...watched their best friend die?

6k1's friends with a lot of nominators, but she's closest to Ichi, Dave, and her pony counterpart Power Stroke. Naturally, she'd grieve for them until they're revived after their performances in the Games.

TNA is stuck in traffic.

He would just probably wait.

... got teleported into the Tiny Titans world?

Kirby will be happy.

...is revealed to support PETA?

Edited by Oggy123 on Oct 2nd 2019 at 4:21:26 PM

The vast majority of ARMY would turn on him quicker than you can say "Daegu".

...had amnesia?

It would drive Alan mad, as Teddy would constantly ask annoying questions and would forget about his ultimate purpose of being Alan's immortal clone.

...Discovered they were descended from royalty?

He wouldn't care.

...is shown this?

Edited by Oggy123 on Nov 4th 2019 at 10:49:53 PM

SCW... wouldn't care, either. She does, however, care about her dignity and the people around her, so she'll make sure to flag her memory of that video for deletion in the next maintenance cycle.

...adopts a traumatized war orphan?

It would be heartwarming, but also awkward

Adopted a child they had orphaned?

Palps would probably only be doing so just so he can corrupt said child for his own means.

TNA finds out they're related to someone they deeply despise. If this already happened to them, then it's a different person they despise.

Literally attempt to erase them out of his family timeline.

...Was randomly teleported halfway across the world

Edited by KingOfStickers on Dec 21st 2019 at 9:19:04 AM

Fast enough to run back

...Was dropped from the moon to the Earth?

He would faint because he's a Pokemon.

Got into a fight with a samurai? Would they survive?

According to the online MTG card databases, many samurai are power 2 or less. Stocking Tiger is a 3/3, so it sounds like it should survive... until you take into account the Bushido ability most samurai have, which increases their power and toughness by 1 when they are blocked or blocking, so the tiger would probably die. Unless they are made to "fight" using a spell, which means the samurai would deal damage equal to its power to the tiger, while the tiger would do the same. So, yeah, maybe it would survive. Depends on the samurai, really.

Was thrown into a freezing lake?

Edited by GoldenCityBird on Dec 23rd 2019 at 6:57:39 PM

Lord English just shrugs that off and crawls out of the lake.

TNA is a player in their world's equivalent to Mario Party.

So now I'm in Animal Crossing amiibo Festival, which is basically a watered-down version of Mario Party.

TNA is now stuck on a floating garden in space.

He'll try to find a magic spell to take it back with him. But before that, he's just gonna vibe for like half a day on it.

TNA is sent into Cyberspace and needs to collect the MacGuffin to escape. How and can they do it?

Edited by KingOfStickers on Dec 30th 2019 at 11:58:42 AM

With tons of cyberwarfare support. Whatever MacGuffin wort keeping there must be protected by layers upon layers of security. SCW might be an android, but she's not designed for combat in digital space. One wrong move and she'll have her digi-mind burned out by the network defenses.

...encounters someone being mugged on the street?

The scatter-brained bird gets distracted by all of the free food scraps scattered around the street. French fries! Taco meat! Grapes! .... Oh wait, that's not a grape. That's the mugger's eyeball. Whoopsie!

TNA accidentally invents time travel and gets dropped in the middle of 1700s New England. How will they convince the locals that they're not a witch?

Edited by moonflower2 on Dec 30th 2019 at 8:58:03 AM

Well shit. Auth is screwed.

TNA has to bake hundreds of cookies in only two hours with only an oven.

Fredbear succeeds, but the only things he makes are burnt or Halloween-themed sugar cookies that are also burnt.

...had to escape a burning building by themselves before it collapes?

The detective escapes with his skills, shaken from the experience.

TNA goes out on a date with their worst enemy, and neither side uses it as an excuse to kill the other.

I haven't thought of an Arch-Nemesis for Reverie yet, but if he did go on a date there's a chance that Reverie could end up sort of liking them. It probably all depends on how polite his enemy is willing to be. If they aren't then Reverie would just become too sad to enjoy himself.

...Their enemy confessed their love to the avatar?

It would be a VERY interesting situation, actually. Both of them were fooled by the big bad of Rune Factory Frontier. Blanche was tricked into thinking that the guy was her friend, but in reality he was just using her to make her stop singing. Noire, on the other hand, was all alone and he manipulated and brainwashed her to keep singing so that all of the runes keeping the floating island Blanche lived on in the sky would go down to the ground.

The big bad effectively manipulated and hurt both of them, and they would absolutely refuse to accept his affections, especially since they may very well be in love with Raguna, depending on how you play.

Needless to say, they would never fall for anything the big bad has to say ever again.

...They attracted the attention of a Yandere?