Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
“Someone made a sign error somewhere and Minus December will never roll over into 2021”
I was telling a friend who works in QA about a badly-designed financial login webpage that asked me to enter a date using a number box. The maximum month allowed was 12, as expected, but it also let me enter arbitrarily large negative months. This is clearly the best possible explanation for the year so far.
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
"You want the guy wearing a muzzle to take orders?"
Definitely Not A Swarm Of Bees
"Wolverine is not a barn."
A character in Animal Crossing using the phrase "fought the barn" somehow led to an IRL conversation involving the difference between fighting a barn and throwing it, and between using a barn as a weapon and using Wolverine as a weapon. Just because using Wolverine as a throwing weapon means the target is also fighting him does not mean the same applies to the barn.
Edited by KatanaCat on Apr 21st 2020 at 11:18:09 PM
If you are not very careful, your possessions will posses you
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
"It's okay, I am no Turtle Hussy."
"Meanwhile the Opera House has collapsed into a pile of broken timber. Sitting in the middle of the ruin, somehow unharmed, is a funny little man in a stupid beret looking absolutely bewildered."
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.
eh
"i have figured out the problem oh god my mental voice is sliding into Microsoft Sam i am getting tired"
what
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
"Alright, if you could not turn me into the goddamn long rectangle shape this time that would be nice, thanks"
"Leftover items still have value!"
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
"Oh EXCUSE ME HAVE I DIRTIED YOUR PRECIOUS PRECIOUS FUR WITH MY PEASANT HANDS"
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
"And you'd sit there glaring at those horrible SATURDAY PEOPLE"
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.
Heya there! I'm West.
"The internet elves ate it."
Context is kinda worse. A poem that was supposed to be in the end of a video my classmate made wasn't there, so I blamed it in the internet elves.
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
"Oh good, I'm not broadcasting my plans for world domination to everyone."
“This is on you, Joaquin.”
Said while watching Brother Bear.
eh
"my calculations all point to this sculpture being Hyrule Temple"
"according to the Ronux Market and the aerodynamics of an egg it is impossible for this structure to be a ROBLOX EGG HUNT 2013."
the sculpture is a skull
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
"Brian Fantana here, Internet's stinkiest cologne nerd."
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
eh
"i got it from a caterpillar. i knew these bitches were shady characters"
Legosi
"How do they know that life isn't a pizza?"
My Anime crush is Legosi
Outspoken Cleric
"I don't like having things shoved into my orifices. [Beat] That's a hell of a sentence."
Edited by ReikoKazama on May 21st 2020 at 1:34:52 AM
FC: SW-1445-0294-1719/PSN: TekkenGirl4Lyfe/Currently playing: Fire Emblem: The Blazing Blade
"I only take payment in human spines."
"What is that colour scheme supposed to be? 50 cent discount store Spider-Man?"
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
In the name of being honest
"Saruman is just the Maia equivalent of Elon Musk."
Echoing hymn of my fellow passerine | Art blog (under construction)
"You can bottle souls now? That's awesome!"
Am I a weirdo?
"Best of luck with your suicidal seaweed."
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
“That man gives me the EBG Bs.”
"Zombies won't just take your broom away"
not the strangest ever, but it is strangest for me of the day
A couple of days ago:
"By the time the county picks 'em up, I'll be able to use 'em as Halloween decorations."
"Those cars... they're circling like vultures."
Today:
"Don't mind me, I'm just sweeping the ceiling."
Edited by WillDeRegio on Apr 3rd 2020 at 6:36:09 AM