- Annoying Bitch's rant about why she hangs around Smeghead during The Host review; she's been abandoned by her people to drift through space for three years. Even Smeghead feels sorry for her.
- With all the sexual harassment allegations running rampant throughout Hollywood, Sean desperately prays that Tom Hanks, Patrick Stewart, and "Weird Al" Yankovic be free from the controversy. It's crystal clear that he doesn't want any more Broken Pedestals.
Tear Jerker / Cinematic Excrement