Ah-puh-puh puh-puh puh-puh! Howdy-ho, twopah, mah bwo! It is I, Dawtz, da fowmah king of Atlaaaaynwentis, weadah ov da Owichalcamalos, aynd haiw cowah cameeeweeon extwaowdinayyah, mayn! Now shut da [EFF!] up as I intwodyuce mysewf!
Ah'm fwom da fowth season ov da Yu-Gay-Oh and am da main antayayigonistic fowce fow Yugey Motoh, Jowey Weewah, Tayah Gawdnayy, Twistan Taywoah, and aww deiw pafetic fwiends. Ah had an eviw pwot to destwoy da wowld and feed evewywone's souws to da Gweat Weviafon, but dey had to [EFF!]in' scwew it up! No mattah, as wight now I'm pwotting mah wevenj, and soon wiww be da day whew ah dooooo dem once agayn and uttewwy dominayat dem as I take deiw souws!
...Yeah, dat's what I sayd! Ah'm gonna duuuuuu dem! Vewy viowentwy I mihgt add, mayn! And deiw dyecks wiww be uttahwy destwoyed! Especiawwy Mah Vawentine's!
Now I caww upon da Twopes ov da Owichalcamalos!
- Accent Adaptation: Whaddya mean ya cayn't undahstaynd me? Especiawwy compawed to dat dude who tinks he's me but doesn't have da saym commaynd ovah da maygical powahs ov da fweaky gwowing wocks? It's becuz ya didn't shut da [EFF!] up when ah towd you to, mayn!
- Accidental Innuendo: Invokayd, just wike dat Awastayah
dood does (don' misconstway... misconstwuct... misctletoe... mississipp... accidenawwy mix him up wif mah usewess miniyon wif da same nayme, mayn). Ah and mah soldjahs ov da Owacacalos make it owr buziness to duuuuuuuu people. Like Yugey Motoh and Seto Kaiba. I actuawwy got to duuuuu bof ov dem a'once! Hewe at da Owicachamalacos, we make suwe dat we gwab our dyecks wif such impunity as ah wank aww ov mah top meyn baysid on deiw woyawty! - Antagonist Abilities: Dis is da gweatest payawah bestowed upoyn me by da Owichalcamalos. Whenevah ah need ta be supah-dupah-OP wif mah dyeck, ah get new powahs as da pwot demaynds, becuz scwew da wules, ah have da shabalababalalbabadah.
- Bad Boss: Aww da suckahs who wowk undah me have no ideayah dat, not onwy do I feed deiw souws to da Gweat Weviafon if dey don' mayk me happy, but awso PWANKED! Ah made up a whole bunch of sheyet an manipuwayayted tings to make dem pwedge to da powah ov da Owichalcamalos!
- Deep South: Sweet home Alabayamah, whewe da skays aw so bwue... Wait, whaddya mean Abalamya ayn't pawt of Atlaaaaaaynwentis?! Go [EFF!] yaself, mayan!
- Elmuh Fudd Syndwome: Dat's a stinking wae! Ah tawk pewfektwy fine! Sometwimes it is just a bwit twicky to pwonunciw... Pwonunciaw...? Pwocawn...? Say da words in da way deya meant to be sayd, mayn!
- Laughably Evil: Da Phawoah awweady sayed, ah am da most eviw and fweatening viwwin in da whow sewees, mayn! Aww shall cowah in feaw and tayek me vewy sewiouswy as ah stwike feaw into da hawts ov meyen wif mah epeec speechays and desiyah to puwge da woyld ov deiw fiwth as wevenge fow wha'happeyend to mah betwoved Altaaaaaaywentis! Bwa-bwa-bwa-bwa-bwa!
- Signature Mon: Ov cowse, mayn! Iss mah besto fwendo Cownewius da Snake, who has 8 ATK but ya tuwn it a WEEEEEE bit sideways ta weveal dat iss actuawwy ∞ ATK! (Aww da snakes in Atlaywentis aww naymed Cownewius, don' ask why, mayn.)
