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"If you touch me, then you're telling me you want to be touched too."
"Huh? If you do that, then I'll manhandle you too."

"I pray your childish mind will soon turn itself towards other amusements!"
Male Cleric voice, Icewind Dale

"I'd show more care when poking my armor, if I were you. A little prick can be quite the annoyance."

"Are you enjoying this, mortal? Wasting valuable time clicking on me so you can hear these "jokes"? Uhh, you're not recording this, are you?"

"What? What are you doing? Stop poking me! Why do they even allow this?!"

"You know, if you tried this in Diablo III I wouldn't even have to respond. Starting to miss that, actually..."
Valla (Diablo III Demon Hunter), Heroes of the Storm

We already closed for the day.
Just come back some other time.
...I told you, we're closed.
...Hey, are you listening?
I told you, we're done!
That's it! I'm not telling any more fortunes today! Leave! Who is this person!? You're scaring me!!!

(STAGE START)
Fortune tellers in the Item World, Disgaea 5: Alliance of Vengeance

The store is closed for today.
We'll be waiting for your next visit.
...Excuse me, but the store is closed.
Um, the store is closed.
The manual didn't tell us what to do with people who are this aggressive...
That's it! We're calling the cops!!!

(STAGE START)
Curry Shop cashiers in the Item World, Disgaea 5: Alliance of Vengeance

"What the Hell else do you want?"
"You're starting to annoy me."
Male pirate pilot, Freelancer

"It's called Tower Defense, not Tower Annoy!"

"The next time you touch me, you will die."

"You know, if I could click you, you wouldn't know a moment's peace."

"Ouch! Poking me is not gonna make me drop any special items!"

"Oh goody, we have one of those players."
Sherman tank, Company of Heroes, if we had to pick just one quote.

"Consider this a warning."
Whirlwind, Skylanders: Battlecast

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