"The porno spoof is a fantastic art of film-making. Truly. When you break it down, the porno spoof is really nothing but a Saturday Night Live sketch, but with fucking. And any more humor. And what's also fascinating about the porno spoof is that most people just quit after they hear the title, as if the title is the climax of the porno spoof experience. It's not. The title is just the foreplay. The climax is when you watch the movie, and find out just who is eating Gilbert Grape!"
— The Cinema Snob, E.T. the Porno review
Varys: They're making a porn parody, my lord. And they're calling it Game of Bones.
Tyrion: Is that the best they could come up with?
Varys: I know; I could have come up with something better!
Tyrion: Actually, nothing will be coming up on you.
Tyrion: Is that the best they could come up with?
Varys: I know; I could have come up with something better!
Tyrion: Actually, nothing will be coming up on you.
— Introduction to Game of Bones: Winter is Cuming
"I'm Brandi Maxxxx, star of such films as "The Incredible Burt Wonderbone", "A Good Guy to Lay Hard", and "Argo." I had a small part in Argo as well as the porn version, "Our Goo."
— Brandi Maxxxx, Parks and Recreation
"By far the most entertaining thing about Driving Miss Daisy is that it inspired a porn spoof entitled Driving Miss Daisy Crazy, a parodic title which ranks up there with Saturday Night Beaver, The Sperminator and Shaving Ryan's Privates, the last of which is actually a documentary about comedy porn titles — apparently."
— Mark Kermode, The Good, The Bad and The Multiplex
(212): Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
(202): I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
(212): The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
"I begged you to wear a sari. I had all these sari-related sexual scenarios. [...] 'Monsoon Bedding', 'The Best Erotic Maribone Hotel'. 'Slum-Doggy-Style Millionaire'."
— Schmidt, New Girl
