Podcast / RJ And Bley Suck At Girls

From Left to Right: Aaron 'Bley' Bleyaert and RJ Thieneman

"Both RJ and I are terrible at talking to girls."

— Bley, RJ & Bley Suck At Girls, "The Gamezone"

Two guys who work for Conan started a podcast to talk about how much they suck at girls (and hopefully get better at it). Started in September 27, 2012 with it lasts epsisode November 17, 2014 with a Spring Special May 22, 2015. It lives on as an infrequent livechat on YouTube.

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Tropes associated with RJ & Bley Suck At Girls include:

• All Girls Want Badboys: The conclusion they come to with on one of their podcasts.
• Amazon Chaser: What Bley decides he's going to be
• Bestiality Is Depraved: Played straight with RJ not so much with Bley
• Celeb Crush: Discussed with Lisa Loeb
• Idiot Ball: Many many times.
• Girl of the Week: A non-romantic variant. For the most part they have girls as guests.
• Give Geeks a Chance
• Milestone Celebration: On their 50th episode they recount their 50 most embarrassing stories.
• Moment Killer: Bley when he girlfriend had 'violently climaxed' on him.
  Bley: Oh My God! Is that real?
• Nice Guys Finish Last: All the time.
• Office Romance: Bley with an un-named co-worker
  • Which subsequently got him to workout out and lose weight.
    • He even made a short about it.
• Pair the Smart Ones: What everyone wants to do with Bley.
• Pair the Spares: What some think should happen with RJ and Bley
• Parents Walk In at the Worst Time: Inverted in that RJ walked in on his grandparents during a family trip with his girlfriend.
• Puppy Love: With every girl they see.
• Relationship Reveal: RJ reveals he's in a sort of relationship at the end of a podcast to Bley's surprise
• Secret Relationship: The subject of one of their podcasts
  • Bley was also involved in a secret romance involving above mentioned co-worker
• Skinny Dipping: Averted Bley recounts a story where two women in it him to a naked pool party
  • He also didn't participate in it when he worked at a summer camp
• A Threesome Is Hot: Averted Consider it they same as a bear attack Horrible during, great story afterwords.
• Almost all of their stories involve an Unrequited Love
• Weakness Turns Her On: When RJ reveals that the ending of Cast Away makes him cry every time.
  Emily: That's panty peeler. You know you're doing that to get laided right?
• Wrong-Name Outburst: RJ called a girl by the wrong name after kissing her.