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Podcast / RJ And Bley Suck At Girls

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From Left to Right: Aaron 'Bley' Bleyaert and RJ Thieneman
"Both RJ and I are terrible at talking to girls."
Bley, RJ & Bley Suck At Girls, "The Gamezone"

Two guys who work for Conan started a podcast to talk about how much they suck at girls (and hopefully get better at it). Started in September 27, 2012 with it lasts epsisode November 17, 2014 with a Spring Special May 22, 2015. It lives on as an infrequent livechat on YouTube.

Tropes associated with RJ & Bley Suck At Girls include:

  • All Girls Want Badboys: The conclusion they come to with on one of their podcasts.
  • Amazon Chaser: What Bley decides he's going to be
  • Bestiality Is Depraved: Played straight with RJ not so much with Bley
  • Celeb Crush: Discussed with Lisa Loeb
  • Idiot Ball: Many many times.
  • Girl of the Week: A non-romantic variant. For the most part they have girls as guests.
  • Give Geeks a Chance
  • Milestone Celebration: On their 50th episode they recount their 50 most embarrassing stories.
  • Moment Killer: Bley when he girlfriend had 'violently climaxed' on him.
    Bley: Oh My God! Is that real?
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  • Nice Guys Finish Last: All the time.
  • Office Romance: Bley with an un-named co-worker
    • Which subsequently got him to workout out and lose weight.
      • He even made a short about it.
  • Pair the Smart Ones: What everyone wants to do with Bley.
  • Pair the Spares: What some think should happen with RJ and Bley
  • Parents Walk In at the Worst Time: Inverted in that RJ walked in on his grandparents during a family trip with his girlfriend.
  • Puppy Love: With every girl they see.
  • Relationship Reveal: RJ reveals he's in a sort of relationship at the end of a podcast to Bley's surprise
  • Secret Relationship: The subject of one of their podcasts
    • Bley was also involved in a secret romance involving above mentioned co-worker
  • Skinny Dipping: Averted Bley recounts a story where two women in it him to a naked pool party
    • He also didn't participate in it when he worked at a summer camp
  • A Threesome Is Hot: Averted Consider it they same as a bear attack Horrible during, great story afterwords.
  • Almost all of their stories involve an Unrequited Love
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  • Weakness Turns Her On: When RJ reveals that the ending of Cast Away makes him cry every time.
    Emily: That's panty peeler. You know you're doing that to get laided right?
  • Wrong Name Outburst: RJ called a girl by the wrong name after kissing her.

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