Funny / Uncyclopedia

• The Wiki Magic that ensued from the Wiki Vandal page "Fisher Price".
• Their article on Roger Ebert where he reviews his own biography absolutely nails his writing style.
• Their page on us. It's arguably one of the most honest representations of the site despite the satire.
  Most tropers also appear to be unaware of the existence of what are called Discussion Pages.
• It may be stupid but for some reason, it's also really funny at the same time.
• The wiki's article on Sephiroth, which brought up how Sephiroth was an avid lacrosse player.
  When asked by Cloud Strife as to why he murdered Aeris Gainsborough during the winter if 1997, Sephiroth's reply was simply: "U mad bro?"
  • Likewise, there is the article for the Aeris Gainsborough Murder Trial, presided by Judge Judy.
    [Cloud] was charged with Criminal negligence because Sephiroth's defense argued that he could've used a Phoenix Down to revive Aeris. Instead, he decided to dump her body in a nearby pond, where he presumed no one would find it- this, along with Sephiroth's initial attack, presented an "Overkill" like effect, thus, assisting in killing the victim.
• "According to Obi-Wan in A New Hope, Anakin was supposedly "a good friend". Yet in Attack of the Clones, this is the only scene in the whole movie where they aren't at each other's throats."
• The former page for the controversial film The Last Jedi. You'd expect it to be a snarky and misleading recap of the plot, much like the prequel films. Instead, the writer goes on a Cluster F-Bomb rant, calling out the viewer for expecting them to write about The Last Jedi.
  “Oh, fuck me sideways. Not an article about The Last fucking Jedi. Seriously??? We're still fucking doing this?? For real? Uncyclopedia hasn't been fucking popular since, what, 2010? We've left one fucking website for another fucking website and now we're on another fucking website? And we're doing this fucking movie? Uncyclopedia is seemingly a community of nihilistic Reddit fuckholes who drink Dr. Pepper and joke about their depression. What the fuck made you think that an article about The Last Jedi would ever be a good fucking idea??? This is going to be a literal fucking WARZONE of depravity and despair. Reading this article is going to literally fucking debase you. Reading this article will want to make you travel back in fucking time and assassinate fucking Tim fucking Berners-fucking-Lee before he can even fucking create the fucking internet. This is a fucking deflated turd of an Uncyclopedia article, you fucking vainglorious weeb fuckholes. Stop fucking reading this fucking sentence, you fu-”
  ~ I don't even fucking know anymore
  • Following the rant, the page then goes on to claim that it was the only film in the franchise to successfully generate memes. Which is far from the truth; with Rogue One, the last film released prior to The Last Jedi, being very memetic in itself — but it's easy to conveniently ignore this for the sake of comedy.
  • When the page was on the Votes For Deletion page, one user justified their vote by describing the page as having "No redeeming value and absolutely no effort put into't, just like the movie's content itself!".
• The page on Silent Hill 2 can be boiled down to sitting in a car with James Sunderland while he retells the entire game to you in detail. James also admits that the Dog Ending was unexpected.
  • There is also the page for the third game, which spends the entire first paragraph trying to explain who Heather Mason is and proceeds to spend the rest of the article referring to her as Heather/Cheryl/Alessa. Then you have her entry in the 'Characters' section of the page.
    Fuck you! I'm not going to type all that shit again about how Heather is really Cheryl, who is really Alessa. Read the intro again...
• There is an entire article dedicated to explaining why you are stupid. No really, give it a look.

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