Funny / Decker Shado

• In his review of Evil Bong 2, he keeps thinking that he has seen the actresses playing the lost tribe somewhere, but can't remember where. So, he looks up on imdb.com. Turns out they played in porn movies. Once he realizes what this implies about him, Decker quickly tosses his keyboard away and gets back to the review.
• From his review of Gamera: Advent of Legion, his reaction when looking up the actress playing the female lead... And running into nude pics of her.
  Decker: SWEET JESUS TITS!!!
  • This joke comes back again in his and That Long-Haired Creepy Guy’s review of the 2004 Live-Action Adaptation of Devilman, upon seeing what Sirene looks like in the original manga.
    Decker: SWEET ANGEL TITS!
  • And a different Gamera movie had Decker looking up a male actor with a similar outburst, prompting Creepy to ask "Is there something you want to tell me, Decker?" Turns out that the outburst was caused by how horribly IMDB had butchered the actor's name.
• His crossover review of Godzilla vs. Mothra with That Long-Haired Creepy Guy is full of these, but one particular highlight being when Mothra heals Battra and convinces him to help her fight Godzilla.
  Decker: You are giant monsters! This is not how you solve your problems! PUNCH EACH OTHER!
  Creepy: You should not underestimate The Power of Friendship trope.
  Decker: GO FOR THE EYES!!!
• In his Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood review, one of the teenagers gets killed after Jason punches through a wooden wall for grabbing and slashing her. Decker wonders if that's the slasher movie equivalent of a gloryhole... And we get the same clip played again, but this time on Pornhub with the Brazzers logo and the title "teen girl taken from behind by older man". Complete with fake porn ads featuring Freddy Krueger, Jason and Michael Myers on the right.
• In his review of Halloween (2007), Michael attempts out choke out Decker, only to become disgusted and let go once Decker says, "Oh, yes, Daddy!"
• In his review of Shin Godzilla, he points out that Toho "loves some good old one-upmanship" and made this Godzilla bigger than the Legendary Pictures' version.
  Decker: Pretty soon that motherfucker will have his own gravitational pull!
  • In the same review, a perfect explanation of how the Godzilla Threshold works in a nutshell:
    Decker: After enough back-and-forth about what their options are [...] plus the risk of collateral damage even if they do or don't attack, the Prime Minister finally makes the decision to mobilize the Self-Defense Forces in an attempt to take it down
    Reporter: This makes it Japan's first military action since World War II. When asked for justification, the Prime Minister referenced the terminology of Article 76.
    Decker:: He then pointed out the window and said "giant fucking monster destroying the country!"
• In his review of It (2017), when Eddie goes by the house on Neibolt Street:
  Decker: Jeez, you think your town has enough problems, then the next thing you know, motherfucking Jack Skellington moves in!
• His review of All Hallows' Eve has him point out that it would have been called "Halloween", but that name was taken.
  • The Framing Device has a babysitter get overruled by the kids she's taking care of in regards to watching a mysterious videotape that was dropped in the boy's bag.
    Girl: It can't be worse than the stuff we see on the internet every day!
    Babysitter: Jesus christ, you're 10 years old! What do you watch on the internet?
    Cuts to Decker, who glances side to side before pointing at himself